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Family › Re: Left-handedness In Children; Can It Be Corrected? by advocate666: 10:05am On Jan 18, 2013
my first child is left handed and my second it right handed. The second is copying everything the first does and it is just funny watching her try to play games with her left hand instead of her natural right.

OP, you need Satanic deliverance.
Politics › Re: Pictures Of Illegal Oil Refineries In Bayelsa by advocate666: 9:29am On Jan 18, 2013
When I see these people, I wonder: did their families take any action in 1967-1970? Are their sufferings the consequences of those actions?

Then I go back to happily drinking my coffee.
Politics › Re: Malian Rebels Seen In Nigeria - Army Chief by advocate666: 9:07am On Jan 18, 2013
Destruction! Destruction! Destruction!
War! Wars And Rumours Of War!
The Strong Must Destroy The Weak!
Glory Be To Satan Forever More!
Islam › Re: Man Mistakes Stranger At Mall For His Wife – Slaps Her by advocate666: 7:35am On Jan 18, 2013
Please what is this doing in the islamic section?
Wife beating, although condoned by a certain (i hope minority) section of muslims, is not unique to islam and can be seen in every society.
Muslims do themselves a disservice by accepting that threads such as these be linked to them and making efforts to defend it.
Christianity Etc › Re: Dog Becomes Religious After Death Of Its Owner by advocate666: 8:57pm On Jan 17, 2013
JeSoul: ^should I unhide it so you can remember? you know what you said and it was caustic. This is not the first, second or third time you've posted brash comments on an otherwise innocuous thread. In other sections you would've been banned multiple times. This is my last warning to you.

Wassup girl! cheesy
Threats and warnings. The only thing going for the godly when all else fails. Unhide the post and show where I called anybody a dog. Maybe what I said sounded "caustic" to you but that wasn't your previous accusation.

JeSoul: You can comment respectfully esp mr666 without calling other people dogs...please air your comments without being caustic.
Christianity Etc › Re: Dog Becomes Religious After Death Of Its Owner by advocate666: 8:28pm On Jan 17, 2013
JeSoul: You can comment respectfully esp mr666 without calling other people dogs...please air your comments without being caustic.
I have forgotten what I said but I am sure I did not call anybody a dog. I was comparing brains of churchgoers. Anyway, now that you have hidden my post, I guess we all have to take your word for it.
Christianity Etc › Re: A Layman's Question About The Multiverse Theory? by advocate666: 7:01pm On Jan 17, 2013
It is a pity that such an interesting topic has been turned into a to and fro of "you don't know but I haven't got a clue."

The theory of the big bang raises many questions and that of multiverse is still in imaginations. But that is us humans. We imagine things and test them.

When you start really thinking about it, the big bang makes no sense in a single universe. The big bang can only make sense when applied to a multiverse system.

Mr Anony asks what is between universes? This question supposes that there is "something" known to and understood by us, between these verses. Have you considered that there may actually be something between verses that are nothing like what we know? Have you considered scenarios where there is "nothing" between the verses? Like two rooms with a sliding door separating them; when this door is open, we still have two rooms but nothing between them.

Another hypothesis is that there actually is a single infinite universe without beginning. Just space with a lot of things in it going on forever. Imagine some of these "things" in it exploding (BANGG!) from time to time. And these explosions destroying what was there previously and "creating" new things, like galaxies, planets etc. And imagine that we are inside one of these explosions.

Even this theory of a singular infinite universe eventually leads to multiverse because in space, there is a finite number of ways in which objects can be arranged. This means that within a given space, after all possible arrangements have been exhausted, any new arrangement in another space will be an exact copy of one of the arrangements in the previous space.

Thus, it could be that right now, there are trillions of Advocate666 writing exactly this same thing in response to trillions of Mr_Anony in trillions of multiverses. The magic of infinity.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why I Raise My Children Without God by advocate666: 6:32pm On Jan 17, 2013
enilove: You have just bought a blender and you call your son and told him the use of the blender but also warn him not to put his hand inside the blender when it is pluged to the sucket and rolling because it would cut his hand. If the child decides to disobey you;does that make you a bad father?
As a loving father you told your children not to fight one another , but they feel they can do what they like and decides to go to the backyard and fight .Does that make you a bad father?
No, no, no. Not a bad father but an omni-impotent one.
Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Know The Lyrics To This Praise Song Pls? by advocate666: 2:35pm On Jan 03, 2013
I used to like that song, but really do you want zombies around you?
Christianity Etc › Re: Christians, Do You Know Your God? God's Characteristics? by advocate666(op): 2:32pm On Jan 03, 2013
tobechi74: God creatd us in his image. What we feel, he feels. He has no body so cant pis
but can see? how? does he have eyes?
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Church And NOISE TERRORISM [video] by advocate666: 2:30pm On Jan 03, 2013
^^^lol
Christianity Etc › Re: Men & Women Of God In The House Should Please Help Me Interpret My Dream by advocate666: 2:24pm On Jan 03, 2013
@op, the dream means you are gay but do not acknowledge it. You subconciously fantasize about mr adeboye. You imagine him laying his hands on you and you falling on the floor shaking with delight. However, there is a force stopping this from happening and that force is the christian indoctrination and fear you have suffered all your life.
Solution: embrace your sexuality.
Politics › Please Come Back Jarus! All Is Forgiven. by advocate666(op): 2:07pm On Jan 03, 2013
This new mod love the ban button no be small.

Abeg Jarus sorry for everything we said.

Afam you lost me. Au-revoir!
Christianity Etc › Re: Christians, Do You Know Your God? God's Characteristics? by advocate666(op): 1:43pm On Jan 03, 2013
Why the christians come dey fear this thread now?
Christianity Etc › Re: Do Atheist Sleep With Animal? by advocate666: 1:08pm On Jan 03, 2013
[quote author=Atheist:-D]You still havent mentioned what animals atheists have se.xual congress with.[/quote]that's not the point of the thread. I think he's trying to make a point to manmustwac albeit a stupid one.
If he read his bible, he would have known that there is a place for everything and this place here is certainly the wrong place to be making it.
Christianity Etc › Re: My Man Of God, Prophet Orah Jerome by advocate666: 11:36am On Jan 03, 2013
His left eye is a few millimetres higher than his right one. Visions?
Christianity Etc › Re: Do Atheist Sleep With Animal? by advocate666: 11:34am On Jan 03, 2013
manmustwac: it is senseless & meaningless & I don't see the point in such a topic but then if people like advocate666 & inurmind (who will complain if I. Locked it) find such topics informative then I leave it for them.
The first one was informative. This one is just plain silly.
Christianity Etc › Re: Say No To Evil This New Year!! by advocate666: 11:32am On Jan 03, 2013
Ayomivic: is that what he tells you or what you believe?
it is what it is. just like evolution or computers, things just are.
Family › Re: Virgin Daughters & Purity Balls by advocate666: 11:00am On Jan 03, 2013
there's a reason doG put two holes down there.
Christianity Etc › Re: Do Atheist Sleep With Animal? by advocate666: 10:38am On Jan 03, 2013
wrong fight to pick my brother.
Christianity Etc › Re: Do Atheist Sleep With Animal? by advocate666: 10:33am On Jan 03, 2013
he reopened your thread. why this now?
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Church And NOISE TERRORISM [video] by advocate666: 10:26am On Jan 03, 2013
oyibo really use us do yeye
Christianity Etc › Re: Please How Do I Resist The Devil? by advocate666: 10:21am On Jan 03, 2013
jidowu84: ar u kidding me?
no
Christianity Etc › Re: Power To Fight Satan by advocate666: 10:08am On Jan 03, 2013
Christianity Etc › Re: Trouble In A Church by advocate666: 9:53am On Jan 03, 2013
[quote author=F.K.O]for an atheist,words of wisdom for christians.[/quote]of course, of course.

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