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dunno what to say. |
GETS READY MY GUN. |
Any lady that comments on this thread is a gold digger. |
Hello? Is someone looking for fp? |
Nothing reminds me of her ![]() |
funny people sha |
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This is cool.. l only did some of this..indomie generation |
plz help! tecno N3 doesn't display my appz after i've switched off the phone... even my flash share disappears... i've reset the phone but still. i've tried rooting it but it didnt....pls help. thanks in advance. |
What does it take to flow like that lbime guy? ![]() |
Wonderful coincidence i must say. here is mine. last month, at night, when i was about to go to a church program. Something like a bat flew very close to my face. The next day , i woke up with a swollen eye and i had a sudden fever and headache. later that afternoon, i head of ebola! and how "bats" can trasmits it. when they were calling the signs and sympoms... fever, weakness, red eyes, internal and external bleeding, vomiting and diarrhea. l had similar symptoms! ichy eyes and skin! my blood pressure was high! extremely weak! i had even nausea, i also had chest pains! and abdominal pains!!!!!!! God! my fear was out of this world! that i repented and started reading my bible. My mother works in a healthcare centre! now you know what am talking about? my mind started saying "are you sure she hasn't contacted it?"! i asked her if she uses handgloves while at work and she said no. arrrrhhh! That morning she was supposed to go to work but she had diarrhea! ahhhhhh mummy has killed me oooo. i told her about ebola and she started casting and binding! chai! i asked her if she had vomitted and she said no. later she had fever! CHAI!!! WHERE IS MY BIBLE!.. few days later and i still had the symptoms and my mum became more than well. That evening my mum bought bitter cola.. as a matter of fact she bought a lot. few days later i head bitter cola cures ebola!.... i dont need to tell you i made bitter cola a food! i searched the internet and found out that i was allergic!.... i prayed that it was only an allergy! the next dat i took salt water. l CAN SWEAR IT THAT NOT UP TO 3DAYS, the news about bathing and drinking salt water came! it was late at night i heard the news so i couldnt bath with salt water! but the next day i bathed with cold salt water! Oh my! i came online here and read a tread about excess salt causes hypertention! chai i had it all! i search google and found out that banana reduces salt intake! my weakness was getting worse as i gave up and started counting to "21 days" . later my mum told me to stop taking too much bitter cola that it has side effect and can cause weaknesss! chai which kind wahala be this? soon it was more than 21days and i became well! i even discover that eatin late at night cause heartburn and acid reflux. i was allergic too. i had malaria! and thought it was ebola! mtcheeeeeeeew! naim i won kill myself? since then i hated coincidece. and i stumbled on this thread. i laugh and said "God punish coincidence"...... |
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Michelle55: i am May 2nd... almost there. av fun ma month maté ![]() |
May 5th |
philo3 amene aboho di ben thead ami di... aya wam mien. hehe |
Am still a newbie in my state. Eket precisely... am a teenage and looking for cool pals ![]() |
This one na serious booking. lemme conclude the reading.. ![]() |
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i've got a good mouth and teeth |
The relationship lasted 5yrs+ Broke up because she had too many guys... and couldn't apologize to come back. one month later i left the state final. |
my crush was my first love...she is still where we met. (Some of us dont have good story about them). ln school i had too many crushes that resulted to break ups with my gfriend. Am still having crushes with a lot of girls. |
I Discovered she had many boyfys, many of which were older than i am, one of her boyfy is my pal..l saw the text she wrote to him but she still denied. so "we" (l and the guy) confronted her.. my friend was there also.... she was asked who "i am to her" and she said her "boyfy"....hell yeah i had the confident that she acknowledged me as her first boyfy......again she was asked who the other guy was to her... shock of my life, she said "my boyfy" again..... l dont know if i acted stuppid but l............ removed my shoes and clapped them together..... shook hand with the guy and told him to take good care of her...and i dragged my friend out as i promised never to look back... few minutes we saw the guy walking out of the house... still wndering how she became my first love. it hurts like mad... would i ever be faithful to who ever the next girl is? |
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