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Business / Re: My Friend At GTBank Took 80,000 Naira From My Account by affee(f): 2:10pm On Apr 26, 2009
Report to the manager straight. it is a crime and she should be sacked. I know of a banker in another bank who reactivated a dormant account and issued a cheque book to the said account, and withdrew millions from the account unfortunately for him the owner returned from his 3yrs stay in the U.S and discovered that his money was no longer there. THE REST IS HISTORY. I really hope he rots in jail. People pls keep a close watch on your money and your accounts

BY THE WAY DON'T CALL HER YOUR FRIEND cause she is not. SHE IS A THIEF
Business / Legal Matters by affee(f): 8:08pm On Jan 29, 2009
Hello house, please are there any legal advantages or diadvantages of converting from a sole proprietorship business to a paretnership.

If there is a lawyer in the room your answer will bve highly appreciated. thanks
this is very urgent.
Travel / Calabar Christmas Carnival by affee(f): 7:48pm On Dec 31, 2008
So glad I didn't miss it this year

GREAT is the only word that i think can sumarise my experience in calabar from the 1st to the 31st

The carnival was even better than what we have in trinidad and tobago

And I look forward to the fireworks display tonight by 12

Is there any other nairalander that was in calabar on the 27th of december?
Romance / Re: Ladies How Do U Classify A Guy As Chewing Gum Boyfriend. by affee(f): 10:58pm On Nov 29, 2008
see this one o, angry
they are talking about chewing gum boyfriends and you are complaining about gals that chew gum
don't bring ur male wahala here o

@topic
boyfriends of necessity
Religion / Re: Vatican Forgives Late Beatle Member John Lennon For Jesus Comments by affee(f): 11:07am On Nov 29, 2008
Vatican Forgives Late Beatle Member John Lennon For Jesus Comments

So?
Family / Re: My Husband Has Become Boring, He Hardly Makes The Bed When He Gets Up by affee(f): 10:21am On Nov 29, 2008
@sean
if everyone thinks like you then ther will be no married people on earth. she's a new bride and she needs advice to help her biuld her marriage not pull it down.

@seun
na wa for u o. Ur answers make me laugh. a maid is not the solution to her problem.

@poster
my dear dont kill your self with work o. do the little u can do.

REMEMBER: all men are BIG babies, and I mean it. Just imagine he was ur new baby that u have to do everything for.

U'll be fine. smiley
Romance / Re: How To Be Confidence Around Women? by affee(f): 2:42pm On Nov 22, 2008
i berra gerout of here before i die of laff i try abi otondo grin
Romance / Re: Art Of Seduction by affee(f): 2:25pm On Nov 22, 2008
thank you HR kiss

I'll try them 2nite
Romance / Re: Oh God Hw To Help Nigerian Girl Sabi Kiss, by affee(f): 2:07pm On Nov 22, 2008
TONDO na wa 4 u o grin
u no dey tire?
Romance / Re: How To Get A Guy To Notice You by affee(f): 6:06pm On Oct 31, 2008
sista-jay r u married? because it will make good sense only if you are married
Romance / Re: I Need To Praise Him by affee(f): 5:50pm On Oct 31, 2008
I am so glad it came from sistawoman and not baby jinx no be me talk am o grin

@sista
I am proud of you
Romance / Re: The Funniest Thing! by affee(f): 2:32pm On Oct 31, 2008
no mind my busy body grin

u sef na wa o wink
Romance / Re: The Funniest Thing! by affee(f): 2:11pm On Oct 31, 2008
I dont know what makes guys believe that it is right to toast girls on the street

I find it offensive, very offensive
even when I try to flash my wedding ring at them they say it is fake I am using it to chase them away

I am a sexy lepa grin
Lepacious 4eva
Romance / Re: Why Don't Nigerian Girls Appreciate Flowers As Gifts? by affee(f): 1:52pm On Oct 31, 2008
see me see dis guy o shocked
Na flower person go chop?ehn

Why only flowers?, will it be wrong if you add a box of chocolate to the flowers or even a card which of course will last longer than the flowers.
Romance / Re: I Need Help! Urgently! by affee(f): 1:39pm On Oct 31, 2008
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN as fast as your legs can carry you.
you dont need a soothsayer to tell you you are threading on dangerous ground
Romance / Re: The Funniest Thing! by affee(f): 1:31pm On Oct 31, 2008
tkb417:





Let the dude leave the bigger pond for the bigger boiz. Unilag, Osu n the poly gurls are still there for him to KILL (the small fries amongst them)

lol grin
Romance / Re: The Funniest Thing! by affee(f): 1:22pm On Oct 31, 2008
I guess it's not the same i.e my story and your story

anyways I will not enter a car with a guy that has another lady in it, it is not wise at all

a 2008 RR what did he expect
Romance / Re: The Funniest Thing! by affee(f): 1:18pm On Oct 31, 2008
I have to agree with Gamine

How do you know she did not know the guy?
And your colleague might have said some things that I'm sure she found offensive
how r u sure your colleague did not say that to boost his ego and make the girl look cheap?

It happened to me once
I went somwhere and was waiting for my hubby to come and pick me, while waiting this Stupid guy, I dont know if he had a car o,
he looked presentable though started hussling me,
I didn't answer him o, just smiled politely, he was like we should go somewhere comforable and discuss, the guy talk that day sha
any way while he was talking I sighted my hubby from afar,I quietly waited for the car to approach stood up, turned around and gave the guy a neat smile and walked up to the car.
but show spoil my husband was not driving it was his driver, because I planned on giving my husband a deep kiss.

Anyway sha I had fun that day grin I am actually laffing now
Religion / Re: To Tithe or Not to Tithe? by affee(f): 12:35pm On Oct 31, 2008
pilgrim aw u dey?

I now spend my time in the family, romance, food sections
but I'll pop in now and then

Take kia smiley
Food / Re: How To Prepare Fried Rice And Igbo Palm Fruit Stew by affee(f): 11:00am On Oct 31, 2008
Palm nut/fruit stew Recipe (Ofe Akwu)

Ingredients
4 cups of palm nuts
Beef-15 pieces
Kpomo
Stock fish(cooked until very soft, I cook mine with a pressure cooker,because it makes it so soft even a baby can eat the fish)
Dry fish(bones removed and cleaned properly with hot water)
Maggi crayfish- 2 cubes
1 little bulb of Onions(finely chopped)
Crayfish(finely ground)-2 table spoons
Scent leaf/Nchuanwu(igbo for scent leaf, I don't know it's name in english)
Salt
Fresh pepper or preferably camerounian pepper(I can't help it I just love camerounian pepper) grin
spices(I have special spices that I use in cooking my palm nut stew, but you can do without it)

Preparation
Place the washed meat in a pot, add onions, maggi crayfish, salt, add water and boil for 20mins or more until tender
Cook the stock fish until done
Cook Ponmo with a liitle salt until done
Prepare the oil palm nut to extract the oil by boiling the wahed nuts for 20mins until soft
Remove from water and pound until chaff is peeled off nuts to remove the oil.
Pour boiling hot water into the pounded palm nuts, pass through a sieve to get pulp
Pour strained pulp into the meat, add stockfish,ponmo,dryfish
Add crayfish, maggi crayfish, salt, spice
Cook for 15mins or until the soup is fairly reduced and thickened to coat the back of the cooking spoon
Add the washed and shredded scent leaf
Allow to simmer for 2mins
Check seasoning and serve with rice or anything you choose

Bon appetit smiley
Food / Re: How To Prepare Fried Rice And Igbo Palm Fruit Stew by affee(f): 9:42am On Oct 31, 2008
Fried Rice Recipe

Ingredients

Rice
Chicken
Chicken broth
Carrots(diced),peas,string beans(snapped),sweet corn,green pepper(deseeded and diced),cabbage(sliced thinly), red kidney beans
Kidney(cooked and diced)
Curry/thyme,nutmeg (grounded),fresh garlic(ground),Onions(sliced)
butter/vegetable oil
Salt/seasoning(royco cubes are very good and smell nice too)
White pepper or camerounian pepper(I prefer the camerounian pepper, because of it's aroma)


Preparation
Wash the rice properly, and boil until half done
Season the chicken with the curry,thyme,garlic,royco cubes, salt,onions
allow to marinate for atleast 30 mins, then cook with a little water until properly done
Remove the Chicken from the broth
Deep fry the chicken until the coat is lightly browned
Drain
Pour fresh vegetable oil or butter into a pot
Fry onions until browned
Add carrots,cabbage,peas,string beans,kidney beans,kidney,sweet corn,green pepper
curry(I like to add yellow food colouring,because curry does not make the rice yellow enough), thyme,nutmeg,pepper,seasoning(royco cubes),salt
Fry for 2 mins,
Add broth(check to make sure it will cook the rice,if not enough add a liitle water)
Cook for 15/20 mins until the rice is done
Serve with the Fried Chicken

Bon appetit

-the rice should be a liitle hard and the veggies should still be crunchy
Culture / Re: Obama From A Cultural Perspective by affee(f): 1:03am On Oct 31, 2008
ibkaye:

These questions:
Plus, how do you know about them clapping, praising etc

Ib dear, I witnessed it myself, Osama is a hero to them because he killed a lot of kafuri (unbelievers) in his jihad.

I lived in the north so I know what I'm talking about
Romance / Re: Why Are Most Men Like Babies? (Tidiness) by affee(f): 11:10pm On Oct 30, 2008
AMIGO112:

we are like that because you women treat us like ATM machines.
it is what it is.deal with it.

what do you mean by ATM? angry


jadaus:

hi guys,man bring money home,woman clear the home,

who told you that men alone bring money home? it looks like you have lost touch with reality.
My husband provides for Us, but that does not mean I dont contribute my quota financially to running of my home. Infact as of now my hubby and I are building our house and I can proudly say I have contributed generously to the project.

I dont have to ask for money always from my husband.

your idea of the duties of a wife are twisted. This is the 21st century and not the dark ages, move with the flow
Romance / Re: Is It Wrong To Marry At 23 by affee(f): 3:53pm On Oct 28, 2008
@topic
no

please go ahead and marry her,
listen to your heart

@other posters
what is the right age/and criteria needed for one to get married?

@poster
congratulations on your upcoming wedding smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Forum For 40s by affee(f): 8:34pm On Oct 27, 2008
by the way I am not close to 40
I just get pissed off when people are unnecessarily nasty and rude
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Forum For 40s by affee(f): 8:25pm On Oct 27, 2008
@1one
what on earth is wrong with you, do you have to sound so nasty?
look at the subject again, it says Forum For 40s
get it into your fine head grin and stay off if you are below 40, and even if you are 40 and above please be polite and nice if you must post
Romance / Re: Post Ur Most Romantic Language Here by affee(f): 2:55pm On Oct 27, 2008
@POSTER
there is no language as calabar, it's either efik or ibibio so which one do you want?
TV/Movies / Re: Whats Your All Time Best Tv Series? by affee(f): 2:31pm On Oct 27, 2008
GREY'S ANATOMY
DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES
GIRLFRIENDS
MY WIFE AND KIDS
PRISON BREAK
WITHOUT A TRACE and
SCRUBS
Romance / Re: Why Are Most Men Like Babies? (Tidiness) by affee(f): 2:02pm On Oct 27, 2008
webman:

@affee,l do understand. l thought,you will kiss me but you eventually kissed you hubby.It shows lot of things about you. God will bless you and more kids in your womb and nations to come through you lol grin cheesy cheesy grin

AMEN smiley
Romance / Re: Why Are Most Men Like Babies? (Tidiness) by affee(f): 12:04pm On Oct 27, 2008
@webman
REALLY, thank you oo grin

that is not to say my husband does not throw his shirt in the siting room,socks in the bathroom, shoes in the kitchen,
but 90% of the time he is VERY tidy

to my hubby kiss

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