₦airaland Forum

Nice one...so you can understand and speak their language as their landlords and marry all their beautiful daughters including the king's daughters.

Just be good and leave the pepper sellers,Omo alata and omoniAgege for them coneheads

helinues:
Dead man no dey type now.

My immune system saved me as I didn't even need to be hospitalized

accordadoga29:
The event facilities are owned by we Igbos

EmekaBlue:
A True story from a Nairalander.

Have to share this...Really happened i swear. Please ignore my grammatical errors


Just yesterday i traveled with my female boss to Owerri to meet a client who just paid us to discuss about the business MOU and sign documents.

After the meeting,we went to a hotel @ Owerri, Owerri really have nice hotels lined up if you have been there...so she suggested to save cost we just share a room. I had an erection already just hearing her say that. As a guy,i immediately said YES if its ok by u ma, She is a divorcee to clear the story' but always very serious with the company's business and acts like a feminist.

Getting to the room,she entered the shower,i tried to peep through by any means but no way. She came out properly dressed on pyjamas as she took her clothes for changing with her inside the bathroom. Then she told me to go shower, I went in and came out with the towel from the bathroom to change inside the room.

Now the main point of this story, To my surprise this my madam, i wont lie...A beautiful clean lady of 43years about told me to drop my towel down that she will transfer 20k to me if i do that...Guys i cant blame girls who do prostitution o...i was feeling shy, and like a man hoe,a mitch....But back of my mind i was like who hiding preek epp sef?! was what was on my mind...see 20k sara o.....She asked fr my account details and punched it immediately...i got the alert and smiled.

I couldn't believe i dropped my towel and was standing well erected like Adam in front of eve for like a min and she was just giving me a sexy smile

We didn't do anything last night,she pressed her phone for a while and slept off...I stayed at d end of one side of d bed,she at kinda d middle...I feel very shy now. Is that how u ladies feel?!

I swear i cant tell anyone about this but decided to share it on social media

helinues:
...

Would a guy send naked pictures as a female?

The op is currently running mad with no one to take care of him

triple996:
wao..look at the number of people viewing this topic.
This should be an opportunity for someone to put shame aside and beg for chop money

ChildOfDooom:
For someone battling with addictions like junk patronage and betting, getting addicted to sex is terrible

Since I mastered the art of vigorous sex making without Cumming, I urge to have a repeat each time

This makes me always broke. And when I am broke, I go back to betting with people's money, finding ways to recover.
Btw,lest I forget,thunda faya that conehead triple996

Lost 14k to call girls in brothels. Trying to recover it at bet9ja shop, left me with 24k loss. So broke, frustrated and hungry

LeoDeKing:
Converts air to water or condenses water vapour to water?

Water vapour - H₂O
Water - H₂O

So what exactly has he done?

helinues:
You are speaking in tongues

itsme01:
Are you not in Nigeria?!... oh,my bad..I been thinking say them they talking about wheelbarrow

helinues:
Toh

Forward ever...
aQUINandmore: backward never

helinues:
aQUINandmore for president!!!!!

helinues:
Northernization..

Abi, make we see wetin dey for the mouth of the headless mob this time

Alliswell248:
Constructive criticism.
conehead

Alliswell248:
You ....not We....is indeed miserable...