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EducationRe: Ogun SS2 Student Finds Purse Filled With Cash On Her Way Home by Afonjafucker(m): 12:03am On May 19, 2017
Best thing that ever happened in Ogun in a very long time.

Nice girl
PoliticsRe: Don't Call Me "O BOY", Be Respectful - Man Tells Policemen In Ebonyi (Video) by Afonjafucker(m): 11:54pm On May 18, 2017
midehi2:
cheesy


Sorry to say, policemen are very foolish set of people, I have never heard a policeman that owns a lamborghini, a good nice house, beautiful things, all you see them with is a bottle of beer and useless women at night; despite their corrupt income.........tufiakwa!




NOTE: Those leprosy he-goats quoting me wrong

I am asking you "have you ever seen someone doing a reasonable thing with the money he collected from people by force?



Thunder fire all of una yansh quoting me tongue tongue grin
Babe I just wanted to tell you that one of the likes for this comment was from me.

I hate the police and the useless SARS. may they all die young and painfully
PropertiesRe: Victims Of The Collapsed Three-Storey Building In Lagos (Photos) by Afonjafucker(m): 11:19pm On May 18, 2017
StarBukola:
Very sad, I just passed through there like an hour ago. From what I heard the building belong to an IBO man( make no body qoute me) but the IBO man is not be blame, the stupid contractor should b brought to justice and whatever practice he owes should be ceased!
Lagos state rescue team really did well, the place is really crowed ambulance and all,.
Eko oni baje
Since you know it's not his fault, why mention him and igbo.

You're a classic fooooooooooooool
CrimeRe: Lagos State Polytechnic Student Commits Suicide By Drinking "Sniper" (Photos) by Afonjafucker(m): 10:48pm On May 18, 2017
IdeyFindWife:
Took time to read through the story and realised young people are getting so crazily bold in the wrong way these days; a reflection of serious problems in the society?

When life was even more analog, monochromatic and more arduous; people thrived on necessity being the mother of creativity making ways where obstacles existed. What if Mandela threw himself off the rocks? Or Abraham Lincoln, Winston Churchill? Or do we think our own Azikwes, Awolowos etc didn't face their fair share of life's challenges?

Sometimes, we need to call spades by their names and face up to the fact that a lot of suicides are perpetrated by people who simply blew up their personal issues out of proportion. Challenges are part of the human condition and we will all get our fair share of problems.

Adversity breaks some men, yet the same Adversity makes some other men rise to Break Records!

I'd wanna ask who was her bf, who were her friends, was she her own person or who were her major decision influencers, what was her home life like, did she have any emotional troubles, was she the brooding type, how did she process past disappointments, what were her expectations from/of life (how did she process them) etc.

It's not enuf to waste RIP's when some other teenager is planning to snuff himself next week; issue's how to get proactive and mitigate or cease the causative factors altogether!
Bro you have said it all. Our world is changing very fast and we're all getting closer and closer.... Living nearly.

Young people like us need to look beyond our present circumstances and see what's ahead. I know it's easy to say but is death the only way out? Is death even a way? Do we even know what awaits us on the other side?
PoliticsRe: Obiano Empowers Anambra Students With 25 Litre Water Jerry Can (Photo) by Afonjafucker(m): 8:23pm On May 18, 2017
Mynd42:
Poor propaganda.

Anybody who believes this will believe Buhari is not a vegetable.
Bro I swear you hit the nail on the head. the useless poster should show us the rest of the 25litre jerry cans or shut his hateful mouth.

Pure propaganda
CelebritiesRe: Adunoluwa Farombi Ajokeade, Moji Olaiya's Daughter Wants Mum Buried In Nigeria by Afonjafucker(m): 8:07pm On May 18, 2017
NwaObinkita:
Does she know how much that will cost? From $7,500 to $15,000 irrespective of their choices.
She should collect money from her sugar daddy to foot the bills.
If it is that expensive to bring a dead body or even bury it there, they should kukuma donate the body to the hospital for research and even get paid.


I was terribly worried about the new baby but with this her breást, I am rest assured that the baby Moji left behind will not suffer.

Nwa akwo n'azu amaghi na ije di anya
You useless no be small. And I thought you were only a little useless, but I can see ur uselessness is far more than I envisaged
CelebritiesRe: Photo Of Late Moji Olaiya In Hospital Bed by Afonjafucker(m): 8:03pm On May 18, 2017
RIP madam.
CelebritiesRe: Adekunle Gold's Band, ‘The 79th Element’ Unveiled After YBNL Exit (Photos) by Afonjafucker(m): 8:02pm On May 18, 2017
EWAagoyin:
ori e o kuku pe teletele oshey ni ma ba mi soro bi oponu alaye baje..
Any sense? No sense
CelebritiesRe: Adekunle Gold's Band, ‘The 79th Element’ Unveiled After YBNL Exit (Photos) by Afonjafucker(m): 10:44pm On May 17, 2017
EWAagoyin:
dis average soul singer to don run go get label and band to... we nigerians sha.... even timi dakolo one the best we have 4 nw neva run get label after so many years... anyway he knows best
He's an afonja, but I like him and his music, so shut the fck up.

Your English is way below average so who are you to judge a broda who's doing great??
EducationRe: I Scored 300 In My JAMB by Afonjafucker(m): 10:23pm On May 17, 2017
Liljeez:
So I wrote my WAEC in 2015, it was a blast by the way. Come 2016 and i was to write my first jamb, let me skip the details of that day sha, but barely 12 hours later, I got a message from JAMB with my score boldly written. 164.

I was just imagining all the money my parents spent on JAMB lessons, JAMB form, past questions and all that. Miraculously,40 marks was added thus pushing my score to 204. I was elated,that I could at least show my parents that I had crossed the 200 mark, even though in reality I knew it wouldn't get me the Electrical/Electronics Engineering I wanted.

I opted to do a Pre-degree course at The Federal University of Technology Akure while preparing for another JAMB, instead of just sitting at home.

I eventually sat for my 2nd JAMB on Saturday the 13th of May,and finally...I made it.
Congrats little afonja. You really tried. Please advise sarrki to read so that he can pass
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy: I'm Not A Role Model, I Am Just 25 by Afonjafucker(m): 7:01pm On May 16, 2017
Evablizin:
Pls who be burna boy?is he a comdian?
Yes.
Music/RadioRe: Princess Vitarah: "I Want 20 Inches Dick" (Video) by Afonjafucker(m): 2:21pm On May 16, 2017
Are you sure this olosho is Nigerian??
CrimeRe: Police In Edo Chain Man To Their Hilux, Drag Him Along The Road (Photos, Video) by Afonjafucker(m): 2:18pm On May 16, 2017
Only in the zoo
PoliticsRe: Oby Ezekwesili Reacts To Ugandan Minister's Speech by Afonjafucker(m): 2:16pm On May 16, 2017
vayne:
No,we are a laughing stock to other nations because we have jamb candidates like you,roaming the forum,shouting ipob,bleating and defending incompetent uneducated old cargoes as leaders!
So you mean sarrki just wrote jamb. Seun don't you have PG rating for your forum?

I'm sure that afonja will not pass jamb sef cuz he spends too much time here than he spends reading
PoliticsRe: Oby Ezekwesili Reacts To Ugandan Minister's Speech by Afonjafucker(m): 2:12pm On May 16, 2017
So even hungry Ugandans de laugh us??

Buhari has failed zombies
Car TalkRe: The Top 10 Most Annoying Driving Habits by Afonjafucker(m): 2:08pm On May 16, 2017
In nigeria, excess horning.

Nigerian drivers can horn for Africa. most times needlessly
Car TalkRe: The Top 10 Most Annoying Driving Habits by Afonjafucker(m): 2:07pm On May 16, 2017
In nigeria, excess horning
Car TalkRe: Toyota Wants You To Stop Calling Its Cars Boring - Do You Think They Are Boring? by Afonjafucker(m): 12:46pm On May 16, 2017
exlink10:
let them make their cars entertaining then.



The only reason Nigerians buy Toyota cars is because of its fuel efficiency, ease of maintenance and second hand value

Thats all.

No luxury in toyota cars
Why else should I buy a car if not for the reasons you mentioned above?
Car TalkRe: Toyota Wants You To Stop Calling Its Cars Boring - Do You Think They Are Boring? by Afonjafucker(m): 12:43pm On May 16, 2017
I love Toyota. Very beautiful and durable cars.

Good thinking, good product
CelebritiesRe: Afia Schwarzenegger: Nigerians Don't Have President - Ghanaian On Bobrisky Video by Afonjafucker(m): 11:29am On May 16, 2017
mexxmoney:
We are better than Ghanians. Yes, we may not have a President but we have a Coordinator. Can they beat that?
Your statement has sarcasm smeared all over it..... But I like it wink cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Afia Schwarzenegger: Nigerians Don't Have President - Ghanaian On Bobrisky Video by Afonjafucker(m): 11:25am On May 16, 2017
She was right about two things though :

1. Nigeria has no president

2. Bobrisky is a confused brother
SportsRe: Highest Goal Scorers In World Football History by Afonjafucker(m): 11:15am On May 16, 2017
Maximilanocorbin:
grin you are absolutely an idiot grin what happened to Henry when he went to arsenal?grin at the end of the day watford will buy mbappe
A bigger idiot you are
CelebritiesRe: Davido Spends N2.5M On Drinks At A London Nightclub. See Receipt by Afonjafucker(m): 10:42pm On May 15, 2017
But he will only dash you 20k wen you ask for project money on twitter.....

Kidney disease is loading
FamilyRe: HIV+ Woman Hides Her Status From Her Husband Before Marriage by Afonjafucker(m): 10:36pm On May 15, 2017
All the nairaland girls don hide. No comments from them cuz na dem
PoliticsRe: Saraki: Anti-graft War Is Five-minute Sensationalism by Afonjafucker(m): 10:33pm On May 15, 2017
Ohammadike:
Every sane person knows bubu anti corruption war is a badly directed action movie designed to distract Nigerians from his glaring incompetentce and brainless idiots something to rant about
Spot on
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Reveals How She Met Her Husband In London 11 Years Ago. Photos by Afonjafucker(m): 10:22pm On May 15, 2017
Igbo men are the best, anyday
CelebritiesRe: Meme Featuring Tuface, Nwankwo And Okocha Trending On Twitter by Afonjafucker(m): 10:20pm On May 15, 2017
Okocha and Kanu be like, no wonder you born full everywhere, hahahaha
FamilyRe: Lady Sues Her Father For Delaying Her Marriage To The 'love Of Her Life' by Afonjafucker(m): 10:15pm On May 15, 2017
ikbnice:
Future generations will perform absolute wonders!!!
This one suing her father thinking she is now civilized doesn't know if her child will jail her for giving birth to him
That last line really got me laughing out loud
CrimeRe: New Photos Of Khadijah Bashir Raped By The Husband Of Her Mother's Friend by Afonjafucker(m): 10:12pm On May 15, 2017
dealslip:
I hope the man has been burnt alive. I only need pictures of him been burnt alive.
I hope so too
Music/RadioRe: BET 2017: Wizkid, Tekno, Davido Nominated For Best International Act Africa by Afonjafucker(m): 10:06pm On May 15, 2017
Go Tekno
CultureRe: Excited Masquerade Poses With Catholic Priest After Meeting Him On The Road.PICS by Afonjafucker(m): 9:08pm On May 15, 2017
This can only happen in igbo land.

Igbo kwenu

I love my ppl. Afonjas can go and cry
FamilyRe: Muslim Dad Tries Killing Daughter Who Got Pregnant For Christian Boy In Plateau by Afonjafucker(m): 9:05pm On May 15, 2017
emeijeh:
This is how you spot a man who gossips too much


#wackyenglish
As much as I admonish ppl who don't speak good English, I believe he made more sense than you.

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