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Health / Re: At 29, She's Still Bed Wetting Please Help Her!!!!! by afortress(m): 9:48am On May 12, 2015 |
make una no fess... i wan ans this kwasun... shebi if na man dey fiss for house like this... this ghirl go gireen sidon with am... **just thinking out loud*** though... women know their own sha... |
Romance / Re: Girls What Are Those Signs You Show When You Want A Guy To Approach You? by afortress(m): 7:52am On May 12, 2015 |
prettyjo: na wowo girls dey comment like this... you be no wowo oh... why you come reply us this kind of post na... 1 Like |
Health / Re: Pls Help....having Problem Of Remembering What I Read by afortress(m): 9:20pm On May 10, 2015 |
its normal... you are either bothered by something.your brain think is important but.you are ignoring it... or you are thinking about sex too much ir facebooking too much... in my opinion if you dont familiarize yourself with the book or whatever it is you are reading you wont get use to it. 1 Like |
Health / Re: Pls Help....having Problem Of Remembering What I Read by afortress(m): 9:18pm On May 10, 2015 |
its normal... |
Politics / Re: Senator-elect Ben Murray-Bruce Come After Governors Owing Workers Salary(Pics) by afortress(m): 9:05pm On May 10, 2015 |
why this guy dey make noise na... guy man keep quiet... you want relevance we know... i only wish buhari wil slash the political office salaries... from president down to councillors... they are suppose to be serving us not us serving them... |
Travel / Re: Lol… Another Nigerian Man Seen Eating Pounded Yam In U.S Train by afortress(m): 8:52pm On May 10, 2015 |
my pipo... i do the same anytime anywhere... its not.a frustration... its to tell you... i dont play with my food.... if na rice now... that guy no go talk say na frustration 101... nansense... |
Health / Re: At 29, She's Still Bed Wetting Please Help Her!!!!! by afortress(m): 5:18pm On May 09, 2015 |
it happens to adult once awhile... when you are having a dream that so real and you standing close to a wall or pole you decide to leave it there... like my good friend suggested up there... a doctor should be seen... drink up to two glass of water in the evening... until you wee dont go sleeping... train yourself this way am sure it will workout... for the boy way pursue her cos she piss for house na OVIA RIVER go kill am if na true say e pursue am... i dated a girl that had this issue in ph... we were in a hotel one day when it happened. I was even thinking it was me an enough shine shine bor bor done enter blood. As I wake up... She begin cry, ask why she say na she once a while e de happen. That night I call reception say I need iron. The mumu receptionist de tell me about dry cleaner. Na I go pack their towel for bathroom use am dry am small. Next morning I tell them say I go like change room. She was so surprised that I didn't mock or make any funny remark about. I only started to wake her up for bathroom checks. 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar's Son, Aliyu Graduates From American University Of Nigeria (Pics) by afortress(m): 4:50pm On May 09, 2015 |
if i send my pikin to this schoo... shebi them go give am BLUE PASSPORTni... after graduation... ***thinking*** |
Romance / Re: The 10 Mistakes Nigerian Men Must Not Do When In Relationship With Their Woman by afortress(m): 2:30pm On May 09, 2015 |
kenir: you be therapist i swear... i was gonna ask her... just because she is a victim and dont know where.the.line is... why she come dey disturb us with this non sense... |
Romance / Re: The 10 Mistakes Nigerian Men Must Not Do When In Relationship With Their Woman by afortress(m): 2:25pm On May 09, 2015 |
chowlade: Young lady!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE AND PLEASE. no lie for God head... just because you dont want to suck your guys dick and you got dumped...doesnt give you the audacity to inconvienence us for here... ha ah... what is it na... abeg oh... when God created man HE gave him free will... which is thw greatest of all gifts...the ability to do whatever you want. |
Nairaland / General / Re: NPF... Hmmm by afortress(m): 1:05pm On May 09, 2015 |
zoonermm: e be like the level don happen with you before, the way your words take dey show reflect the pain |
Politics / Re: Don’t Pay For Bail Again—police IG Warns Nigerians by afortress(m): 12:25pm On May 09, 2015 |
who i go report AIDEYAN... NEW BENIN POLICE station for benin to... every officers there down to the cleaner... are all guilty of bail money |
Nairaland / General / NPF... Hmmm by afortress(m): 8:18pm On May 08, 2015 |
How To Catch A Thief The American police style: Investigate he's a thief till you find an evidence to catch him. The China police style: Chase the thief till he gets tired, then you catch him. The Arab police style: Kidnap the thief's wife and threaten the thief to surrender. The Indian police style: Allow a pretty damsel sing for him to lure him closer, then you catch him The Nigerian police style: Catch any person on the street, beat him until he agrees he is a Thief. Hahahahaha. |
Satellite TV Technology / Re: nigeria Has No Power To Regulate DSTV Prices — multichoice by afortress(m): 1:51pm On May 06, 2015 |
shame just dey catch me lets petronize our own startimes... anything south africa doesnt mean well for us... #thrownmydecoderaway |
Romance / Re: 10 Disgusting Habits Ladies Exhibit Immediately You Toast Them by afortress(m): 9:39pm On May 05, 2015 |
well we all have had a share of an option from 1 to the last... but i have been slapped... i sent card alot... i end up d!cking her friends to hear the gossips... i sent card... my money was given to another bad guy by my so called girlfriend who was someone elses... but all these made me a better person and a better lover... am glad i experienced them sha. |
Nairaland / General / South Africans by afortress(m): 9:50pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
This is a speech made by former South African President P.W Botha to his cabinet about 27 years ago. It was reprinted by David G Mailu for the Sunday Times, a South African newspaper, in 1985. I quote… ” We are not obliged even the least to try to prove to anybody and to the blacks that we are superior people. We have demonstrated that to the blacks in 1001 ways. The Republic of South Africa that we know of today has not been created by wishful thinking. We have created it at the expenses of intelligence, sweat and blood……We do not pretend like other whites that we like the blacks The fact that, blacks look like human beings and act like human beings do not necessarily make them sensible human beings. Hedgehogs are not porcupines and lizards are not crocodiles because they look alike. If God had wanted us to be equal to the blacks, he would have created us all of a uniform colour and intellect. But he created us differently: Whites, Blacks, Yellow, Rulers and the ruled. Intellectually,we are superior to the Blacks; that has been proven beyond any reasonable doubt over the years. I believe that the Afrikaner is honest, God fearing person, who has demonstrated practically the right way of being. By now every one of us has seen it practically that the Blacks cannot rule themselves. Give them guns and they will kill each other. They are good in nothing else but making noise, dancing, marrying many wives and indulging in sex. Let us all accept that the Blackman is a symbol of poverty, mental inferiority, laziness and emotional incompetence. Isn’t it plausible? Therefore that the Whiteman is created to rule the Blackman……And here is a creature (Blackman) that lacks foresight….. The average Black does not plan his life beyond a year”. * So tell me , despite the insult, has the black man with current events in south-Africa been able to prove this man wrong after 27yrs.......?? Food for thought!!! |
Romance / Re: This Morning? by afortress(m): 5:26pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
Romance / Re: This Morning? by afortress(m): 5:00pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
Briee: work dey there... thank GOD for today... |
Romance / Re: Ladies Can You Marry A Guy Who Cannot Cook? by afortress(m): 10:02am On Apr 23, 2015 |
its not a must to be a cook... but knowing how to do one or two things in the kitchen is enough... i was opportuned to learn from my mum being a first child and all... 1 Like |
Romance / Re: This Morning? by afortress(m): 9:35am On Apr 23, 2015 |
[quote author=Briee I wonder, every girl they see on the road now must be reported to nlders. Op you think sey u don catch big fish, lolz. [/quote] so that una go know say we dey look una... |
Romance / Re: This Morning? by afortress(m): 9:33am On Apr 23, 2015 |
StPete: nothing.dey.the.desk. my brother |
Romance / Re: This Morning? by afortress(m): 9:31am On Apr 23, 2015 |
FLAWLES: young lady... shebi as e concern girl now... na shii and pee... |
Romance / This Morning? by afortress(m): 9:02am On Apr 23, 2015 |
I was abiut driving out of my compound when i heard a strange knock coming from the hood of my car... after few minutes of checking... make i no go late... i left the car and hopped on a keke to take me outside of my visinity... as i was enjoying the ride a well dressed young lady stopped the keke from afar...my fellow NLs hmmm the babe was veryok...i had to use my imagination to view the back and in same vain my mind travel follow am..***guys u should know what i mean*** as she approach keke, i start to suffocate, the oxygen was giving way for the offensive smell that came with her...baba! Oh God! Why me?! She entered the keke greeted, i didnt answer cos i couldnt open my mouth to such odor. Afte a few seconds ride i told the keke guy to drop me. The keke guy replied me saying oga shebi you say na junction you dey go? But we never reach na. I told him to park that i would like to drop. With my nose on my shoulders. After i came down, i wow! I could appreciate the essence of oxygen once more. Am seated at my office now wondering how a girl with such features could so smelly this morning. how her KPUFUN go come be? |
Politics / Re: Buhari Shouldn’t Ignore Confab Recommendations — Uranta by afortress(m): 7:46am On Apr 22, 2015 |
not all the recommendations of the confab are edible... especially where they recommended abolishment of the LGA. i still recommend a strong review of itand the proposal byANTHONY ANAHORO who said all worksof NIGERIA from market...student... doctors...nurses... political... NGOs... RTWEAN... Traditional rulers...associations should come together in a national confrence... for a new constitution and a grand restructuring of thisgreat country of ours. not a bunch of poiticians with money hungry tommies telling you what to do to agbero in oshodi or a market woman in benin or an offshore worker in ph. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Group Offers Buhari’s Govt. Free Legal Service In Prosecuting Corrupt Officials by afortress(m): 8:29pm On Apr 21, 2015 |
my people... you are init |
Nairaland / General / Re: 10 Nasty Things Girls Do When They Are Alone by afortress(m): 8:24pm On Apr 21, 2015 |
we know ourselves... |
Nairaland / General / Hmmm by afortress(m): 8:16pm On Apr 21, 2015 |
Excellent message: It was their anniversary, and Funke was waiting for her husband Kunle to show up. Things had changed since their marriage, the once couldn't-live-without-each-other cute couple had turned bitter fighting over every little thing. Both didn't like the way things had changed. Funke was waiting to see if Kunle remembered it was their anniversary! Just as the door bell rang, she ran to find her husband wet and smiling with a bunch of flowers in his hand. The two started re-living the old days. Making up for fights, then was the plan for champagne, light music, - and it was raining! It was perfect timing. But the romantic moment was paused when the phone in the bedroom rang. Funke went to pick the phone up and it was a man who spoke. "Hello ma'am I'm calling from the police station. Is this Mr. Kunle Adeoye's number?" "Yes it is!" "I'm sorry ma'am; but there was an accident and a man died. We got this number from his wallet, and we need you to come and identify his body." Funke's heart sank.!!! She was shocked! "But my husband is here with me" Funke said. "Sorry ma'am, but the incident took place at 2 pm, when he was boarding the train." Funke was about to lose her mind. How could this happen?! She had heard about the soul of the person coming to meet a loved one before it finally leaves for eternity! She ran into the other room. He was not there. It was true! Kunle had left her for good!! Oh God! She would have died for another chance to mend every little fight! She rolled on the floor in pain. She had lost her chance! Forever! Suddenly, there was a noise from the bathroom. The door opened and Kunle came out and said to Funke, "Darling, I forgot to tell you my wallet got stolen today". LIFE MIGHT NOT GIVE YOU A SECOND CHANCE. SO NEVER WASTE A MOMENT WHEN YOU CAN STILL MAKE UP FOR YOUR WRONGS!!! Let's start making amends with parents, siblings, friends, and many others whom we have offended, or who may have offended us or d one dat put tears in ur eye.. No one has a promised tomorrow. So, have a wonderful life with no regrets! Many are landlords in the CEMETRY, many are tenants in the MORTUARY, many are candidates of OBITUARY. But we are here, still worshiping in His SANCTUARY, He has been keeping us since JANUARY, His good news filled up our DIARY, He's doing all these without collecting a SALARY. He's indeed an awesome God |
Nairaland / General / I Hear Say by afortress(m): 9:53am On Apr 20, 2015 |
abeg... make una no vex i too like takue... i hear say FG account just dey recieve alert like say tomorrow no dey... na true be this? how much you don sef don hia?? |
Nairaland / General / Re: MTN, Multichoice Or Shoprite, Which Will You Want To Retain In Nigeria? by afortress(m): 9:28am On Apr 20, 2015 |
they should all leave... mtn cheating everyone... multi choice cheating all it subscribers... shoprite oh! almighty shoprite... you have made all our girls stupid in the kitchen... |
Romance / Re: Girls What Will Be Your Reaction After Seeing This? (photo ) by afortress(m): 11:09pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
rokiatu: no be by big yansh them take dey ride a di..ck like that oh... have you seen the vains in the guys leg? |
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