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make una no fess... i wan ans this kwasun... shebi if na man dey fiss for house like this... this ghirl go gireen sidon with am... **just thinking out loud*** though... women know their own sha...

prettyjo:
pls what is green light


I doubt if have shown a green light before... let me think

na wowo girls dey comment like this... you be no wowo oh... why you come reply us this kind of post na...

its normal... you are either bothered by something.your brain think is important but.you are ignoring it... or you are thinking about sex too much ir facebooking too much...



in my opinion if you dont familiarize yourself with the book or whatever it is you are reading you wont get use to it.

its normal...

why this guy dey make noise na... guy man keep quiet... you want relevance we know... i only wish buhari wil slash the political office salaries... from president down to councillors... they are suppose to be serving us not us serving them...

my pipo... i do the same anytime anywhere... its not.a frustration... its to tell you... i dont play with my food.... if na rice now... that guy no go talk say na frustration 101... nansense...

it happens to adult once awhile... when you are having a dream that so real and you standing close to a wall or pole you decide to leave it there... like my good friend suggested up there... a doctor should be seen... drink up to two glass of water in the evening... until you wee dont go sleeping... train yourself this way am sure it will workout... for the boy way pursue her cos she piss for house na OVIA RIVER go kill am if na true say e pursue am...


i dated a girl that had this issue in ph... we were in a hotel one day when it happened. I was even thinking it was me an enough shine shine bor bor done enter blood. As I wake up... She begin cry, ask why she say na she once a while e de happen. That night I call reception say I need iron. The mumu receptionist de tell me about dry cleaner. Na I go pack their towel for bathroom use am dry am small. Next morning I tell them say I go like change room. She was so surprised that I didn't mock or make any funny remark about. I only started to wake her up for bathroom checks.

if i send my pikin to this schoo... shebi them go give am BLUE PASSPORTni... after graduation... ***thinking***

kenir:
ehyaa..... how many of these things have bin a victim of? coz that should be de only reason for you to b disgracing yourself Wid I mature threads like this.

you be therapist i swear... i was gonna ask her... just because she is a victim and dont know where.the.line is... why she come dey disturb us with this non sense...

chowlade:
1. They wants their Woman to give them a BJ, Dick sucking, Ass licking e.t.c. Listen up guys all the Mamas of Africa of the ancient including your Mothers and grand Mothers did not suck Dicks. Cause we are not in America, but we are in Nigeria. so this annoying traits you watched on films from the Western countries(are from Sodom & Gomoras) are not in a typical african Woman spiritual being beside God is not in support of it.

Young lady!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE AND PLEASE. no lie for God head...

just because you dont want to suck your guys dick and you got dumped...doesnt give you the audacity to inconvienence us for here... ha ah... what is it na... abeg oh...

when God created man HE gave him free will... which is thw greatest of all gifts...the ability to do whatever you want.

zoonermm:
They will take u to station datain till u bring 10k or they take u to court, the judge will sentence u without any hard evidence and there u go for 5 to 6 yrs in prison with hard labour, if it were to be a politician, they will laugh over it and ask for plea bargain.

e be like the level don happen with you before, the way your words take dey show reflect the pain

who i go report AIDEYAN... NEW BENIN POLICE station for benin to... every officers there down to the cleaner... are all guilty of bail money

How To Catch A Thief

The American police style:
Investigate he's a thief till you find an evidence to
catch him.


The China police style:
Chase the thief till he gets tired, then you catch him.


The Arab police style:
Kidnap the thief's wife and threaten the thief to
surrender.

The Indian police style:
Allow a pretty damsel sing for him to lure him closer, then you catch him


The Nigerian police style:
Catch any person on the street, beat him until he
agrees he is a Thief. Hahahahaha.

shame just dey catch me lets petronize our own startimes... anything south africa doesnt mean well for us...


#thrownmydecoderaway

well we all have had a share of an option from 1 to the last... but i have been slapped... i sent card alot... i end up d!cking her friends to hear the gossips... i sent card... my money was given to another bad guy by my so called girlfriend who was someone elses... but all these made me a better person and a better lover... am glad i experienced them sha.

This is a speech made by former South African
President P.W Botha to his cabinet about 27 years
ago. It was reprinted by David G Mailu for the Sunday
Times, a South African newspaper, in 1985.
I quote…
” We are not obliged even the least to try to prove to
anybody and to the blacks
that we are superior people. We have demonstrated
that to the blacks in 1001 ways. The Republic of
South Africa that we know of today has not been
created by wishful thinking. We have created it at the
expenses of
intelligence, sweat and blood……We do not pretend
like other whites that we like the blacks
The fact that, blacks look like human beings and act
like
human beings do not necessarily make them
sensible human beings. Hedgehogs are not
porcupines and lizards are not crocodiles because
they look alike. If God had wanted
us to be equal to the blacks, he would have created
us all of a uniform colour and intellect.
But he created us differently:
Whites, Blacks, Yellow, Rulers and the ruled.
Intellectually,we are superior to the Blacks;
that has been proven beyond any reasonable doubt
over the years. I believe that the
Afrikaner is honest, God fearing person, who has
demonstrated practically the right way of being. By
now every one of us has seen it
practically that the Blacks cannot rule themselves.
Give them guns and they will kill each other. They
are good in nothing else but making noise, dancing,
marrying many wives and indulging in sex. Let us all
accept that the Blackman is a symbol of poverty,
mental inferiority, laziness and emotional
incompetence. Isn’t it plausible?
Therefore that the Whiteman is created to rule the
Blackman……And here is a creature (Blackman) that
lacks foresight….. The average Black does not plan
his life beyond a year”.
* So tell me , despite the insult, has the black man
with current events in south-Africa been able to
prove this man wrong after 27yrs.......?? Food for
thought!!!

Briee:
Oki, no look another girl on your way back

i no go look first... i go smell before look...

Briee:
Next time remove eye for girls body, how work?

work dey there... thank GOD for today...

its not a must to be a cook... but knowing how to do one or two things in the kitchen is enough... i was opportuned to learn from my mum being a first child and all...

[quote author=Briee
I wonder, every girl they see on the road now must be reported to nlders.
Op you think sey u don catch big fish, lolz.[/quote]so that una go know say we dey look una...

StPete:
oga, be like say u have little on ur desk dis morning.
Person wey like her dat way will approach her irrespective of how she smells

nothing.dey.the.desk. my brother

FLAWLES:
Nairaland is not some place you come to drop ur shii and pee on(so nw watin u want mk we do?)

young lady... shebi as e concern girl now... na shii and pee...

I was abiut driving out of my compound when i heard a strange knock coming from the hood of my car... after few minutes of checking... make i no go late... i left the car and hopped on a keke to take me outside of my visinity... as i was enjoying the ride a well dressed young lady stopped the keke from afar...my fellow NLs hmmm the babe was veryok...i had to use my imagination to view the back and in same vain my mind travel follow am..***guys u should know what i mean*** as she approach keke, i start to suffocate, the oxygen was giving way for the offensive smell that came with her...baba! Oh God! Why me?! She entered the keke greeted, i didnt answer cos i couldnt open my mouth to such odor. Afte a few seconds ride i told the keke guy to drop me. The keke guy replied me saying oga shebi you say na junction you dey go? But we never reach na. I told him to park that i would like to drop. With my nose on my shoulders. After i came down, i wow! I could appreciate the essence of oxygen once more. Am seated at my office now wondering how a girl with such features could so smelly this morning. how her KPUFUN go come be?

not all the recommendations of the confab are edible... especially where they recommended abolishment of the LGA. i still recommend a strong review of itand the proposal byANTHONY ANAHORO who said all worksof NIGERIA from market...student... doctors...nurses... political... NGOs... RTWEAN... Traditional rulers...associations should come together in a national confrence... for a new constitution and a grand restructuring of thisgreat country of ours. not a bunch of poiticians with money hungry tommies telling you what to do to agbero in oshodi or a market woman in benin or an offshore worker in ph.

my people... you are init

we know ourselves...

Excellent message:
It was their anniversary, and Funke was waiting for
her husband Kunle to show up.
Things had changed since their marriage, the once
couldn't-live-without-each-other cute couple had
turned bitter fighting over every little thing. Both
didn't like the way things had changed.
Funke was waiting to see if Kunle remembered it was
their anniversary!
Just as the door bell rang, she ran to find her
husband wet and smiling with a bunch of flowers in
his hand.
The two started re-living the old days. Making up for
fights, then was the plan for champagne, light music,
- and it was raining! It was perfect timing.
But the romantic moment was paused when the
phone in the bedroom rang.
Funke went to pick the phone up and it was a man
who spoke. "Hello ma'am I'm calling from the police
station. Is this Mr. Kunle Adeoye's number?"
"Yes it is!"
"I'm sorry ma'am; but there was an accident and a
man died. We got this number from his wallet, and
we need you to come and identify his body."
Funke's heart sank.!!! She was shocked!
"But my husband is here with me" Funke said.
"Sorry ma'am, but the incident took place at 2 pm,
when he was boarding the train."
Funke was about to lose her mind.
How could this happen?!
She had heard about the soul of the person coming
to meet a loved one before it finally leaves for
eternity!
She ran into the other room.
He was not there. It was true! Kunle had left her for
good!!
Oh God! She would have died for another chance to
mend every little fight! She rolled on the floor in
pain. She had lost her chance! Forever!
Suddenly, there was a noise from the bathroom. The
door opened and Kunle came out and said to Funke,
"Darling, I forgot to tell you my wallet got stolen
today".
LIFE MIGHT NOT GIVE YOU A SECOND CHANCE. SO
NEVER WASTE A MOMENT WHEN YOU CAN STILL
MAKE UP FOR YOUR WRONGS!!!
Let's start making amends with parents, siblings,
friends, and many others whom we have offended, or
who may have offended us or d one dat put tears in
ur eye..
No one has a promised tomorrow. So, have a
wonderful life with no regrets!
Many are landlords in the CEMETRY,
many are tenants in the MORTUARY,
many are candidates of OBITUARY.
But we are here, still worshiping in His
SANCTUARY,
He has been keeping us since JANUARY,
His good news filled up our DIARY,
He's doing all these without collecting a SALARY.
He's indeed an awesome God

abeg... make una no vex i too like takue... i hear say FG account just dey recieve alert like say tomorrow no dey... na true be this? how much you don sef don hia??

they should all leave...
mtn cheating everyone...
multi choice cheating all it subscribers...
shoprite oh! almighty shoprite... you have made all our girls stupid in the kitchen...

rokiatu:
Just another regular di..ck

no be by big yansh them take dey ride a di..ck like that oh... have you seen the vains in the guys leg?