that moment when she tells you...she hates you deliberately... not to make your head swell... and you knows what she means is I LOVE YOU SCARA

you dont.enjoy sex much when you have a monster dick... cos the lady qould aways push you off and it becomes boring... be careful what you wish for... trust me... i know...

imas:
Transgender dont work for me at all, No matter the beauty, once I know shes a transgender the Love and attraction flies out the window.

how you go take know.sir.when she don go buy.spare parts and she get kpufun... and you are high in the mood...

cktheluckyman:
I just started a new relationship but I am yet to see seriousness on the part of the lady. The lady in question is the born again type. Unless I call or ping she never does.I actually wanted to test her and decided not to either ping or call her for a week and see if she will be forced to call me but none of that happened.
I am beginning to think she is not serious with the relationship and thinking of backing out.
I just want advice from romancelanders,Is her behavior normal? Must the man do all the calling in a relationship?

Brovh... dont listen to these babes... what.was.the first thought that came to your mind. take that action.

DanceVille:
Lol!Why would I be happy...
Hmmm...

GUY man! your tempo don slow... wooomen? i fear kpomo for BEANS oh!

HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?


The best way to know a Nigerian Girl's real name is
to ask for her account details. That is when
BERRY TAC BOOTYLICIOS NATAHA CUMs turns to BOLA TUNDE AMANDA
CHUKWUDEWUCHE!...

Eberex:
which one will you pick?

BLUE... there are so many things within those years i would like to correct... though experiencing then made me a better person but i still feel... hmmm

OBA GHA TO KPERE!!! TUALE for myking... i so much respect nigerians and our monachs... they cant identify with stupidity such as this.

guy man!black man being gay?! that sh*t is just wrong... thanks for ruining my breakfast....

khalebzy:
interesting..buh how did you find such woman

When I started a relationship with her I noticed something... anybody that knows understood I wasn't a man that doesn't flirt... the first thing I noticed was... when she calls me and in company of my friends drinking... I found out that am ashamed to tell her am drinking... and in my opinion anything you are ashamed of, better get rid of it... the crown of all the first time she came by my house to pass the night she kept her bag by the door, picked up my broom... swept everywhere, changed the bedspread. When I asked her what she did that for she told me, *jokingly* I don't wanna be amongst your count on this sheet... bit by bit I stopped keep out late, eating out... just like that... the funniest part was when I met her initially because of her big bum bum... I just wanted to tap and run... so I followed her everywhere... very funny story... well I guess i found love unexpectedly... which is the essence in the first place... Goodluck on finding yours... trust me, when she comes you will know... no doubt about that... have a nice day

That period when your carrier is really not yielding anything... come home angry... she serves you dinner and saids this to you. "My Senator sir, your food is ready... should I go prepare your portfolio for tomorrow?" - You don't get it at that moment, then she walks on to you with her hand on your chest, "honey? It's not just your time yet. You did it before and you could do it again... keep trying.... at least you got us here in the first place?"

My fellow NLS don't play with the heartfelt smile oh!

The following day as you left home 2hrs into your political meeting you get this.

True friendship not only withstands adversity but it grows stronger for it. Good morning my Senator n heartbeat, I didn't hear you leave.

I fit die for this woman... hmmm... before Naija man decide that kind thing. Hmn!

Aries

Eluwilussit:


You ve got a good point, as per kicking out anybody who doesn't perform, though I observed you didn't take into account, that the incumbent president can easily manipulate our elections to suit him.

Let's take Jona as an example. If he had listened to APC last year when they were agitating for Jega's head, there would have been no Jega today. Jona could have used the opportunity to put his own man there and since the man would be green, he would have to go with whatever the presidency wanted. That way, it would be an easy ride for Jona now as it was for him in 2011. But Jona left Jega and Jega built some confidence and reputations, which is what he used as a hedge in times of trouble. If Jega was green, he would have done whatever he was told. Now he has grown some balls.

So it will be a good beginning of "power to the people", if the subsequent presidents will be magnanimous enough not to manipulate the system just like Jona. Unfortunately, we don't have the benefit of hindsight.

I quite agree with you that it was Jona's fault that Buhari suddenly became an option. Jona made Buhari look good. He gave his detractors something to work with. If he loses, he has himself and wife to blame, more than anybody else.

I wish Nigerians all the best, no matter who wins.

Regardless of what we all have to say here, I still see this election being rigged... you don't believe me wait til 10am... it's just a few hours away...

For postponing... I sense rigging... PDP...

The sign guy wearing green... is rigging the election to the deaf people oh... you guy should watching him

The sign guy wearing yellow... is rigging the election for the deaf people oh... you guy should watching him

Funny so far! But let me tell you what killed the APC in some part of Edo... in Egor and Ikpoba Okha the APC candidate who was contesting the PDP candidate is too proud and unforgiving... He thought he was the alpha and the omega when he was campaigning to the extent he sing Fela( whether you like or you no like? House of rep me must goam) when they tell him his faults... so they youth ganged up against him... sure they collect 2 to 5k just to vote against APC candidate. That's for that... then Ogbeide Ihama Vs Uyi Igbe... someone told me in the early hours of yesterday that... you were a speaker and couldn't speak how are you now going to speak when you are going somewhere else to start as a floor member? That was what happened.

Amefrica:


Lol I know the feeling haha

lol... we use to put our lips for that tingling feeling...

Cleans like a house help,
Cooks like a chef,
And fu*ks like a horse,
That hoe will definitely be my wife...
I don't care what you say... Ama keep Keeping that hoe!

It ahf tayd I wondered this question! Some even put ground seed to make it look pointed... ewwoooooh!

It's a good one but the tool is raping the lady who wears it already... then since everybody knows about it, it won't work anymore.... because they will have to check and see if it's in there...

Wow! Now that's talent... the bible has foretold the victory of GMB

My idiotic brother slammed my finger with fridge door from doing that too much... but I later discovered where the thing was that switched the light off when you closed the door...

She learned it from music video... I have seen a 14yrs old kid dancing like striper... I had to change location on the dance floor...

Twaci:
I aint flogging myself hon

lemme do it... i'd be happy to.

Twaci:
I aint flogging myself hon

why not? You asked me a qtn... now am telling you, you ain't ready to flog em. Oh I get it... bureaucracy

My finger bled playing this... I loved this game... feel like crying

Twaci

The reason it's not going to make front page is because a dog is an adorable animal... it was not on chains too... well behaved... take the elephant as the country nigeria... with chain on it feet and hands... hmmmm.... illustration... they(pdp) will chain our hand and leg if they win this election...

My good people of Edo state, we will not stop HUMAN TRAFFICKING, do not vote for people that would stop it. If you are one of those that is chanting they called EDO girls prostitute... this is what you are indirectly saying... as a bini man I want it to stop...

Naija Twale! I for don run go my neighbour house... oh boy! you mama get peper soup spice? Abeg make una dey come junction oh! With the spice my water don dey boil there.... you for don see smoke everywhere for the corner of the street... I love Naija sha... we don't just care! Happy people