₦airaland Forum

Insulting each other... referring to one's mum... Ain't cool bro...

mikolo80:
Buhari already working
he will teach you what your mom obviously failed to
how to make your case without insulting your elders like a tout

don't do that na... you should be more matured as your post suggested

Lemon12:
Best Akpabio
Worst Adams osho

this na boko haram LEMON oh... if Oshibaba has the money akpabio is parading my brother lemon you go hail... don't forget the face of edo before he came in...

Lataability:
am so sorry for the womb that gave birth to u.. Wat a disgrace.. Senseless child.. I could remember how happy ur moda was when she gave birth to u... Is a pity

so how does this insults help this post move from point A to B? Bloody PDP

Oshiomehle Adams - Best... with the little he has, he can do so much... the tactic he uses in his projects. We never knew that Government can do so much in so little time, with Empowerment schemes, road constructions, housing rehabilitation, uprooting corruption from ministry of house and planning which was a very annoying sector... digitized payroll system that eradication 200k ghost workers from the govt payroll. And lots more........ the worse is the person in charge of my sister state... delta

Oh! I forgot to ask, is the F*ed up FIXED CHARGE still gonna be there? I mean the 750 thingy... if yes, we are still where we are

It's not about praying... It would been better, if they left the electricity tariff where it was and slash the fuel or pump price because 90% of our day is ran with generators... if you suppose this say Hi! or you don't say Ney!... these people are telling us this in a way they don't think we are understanding it. so 10naira fit commot from fuel... so NERC fit commot 50% before now? why have they not done it since way e come be say na Election time them come dey reason am?

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bokohalal:
I taya for my guy. Pretty sure he just found that out.

.... nope... I just found this post... well Spoon in the original benin language is "Uhenhen"...

omenka:
Op the word is "resort" not result.

... cool... so long as the info was digested...thanks for the correction.

Information reaching me from a very reliable source... PDP has resorted to rural areas, for rigging this election as the rural areas are easier to rig... so all APC, SDP etc should sit up and follow this queue to cantab this... . Keep trying PDP.

darocha1:
split your investment into various sectors..but make sure ICT is one of them.
if you have an interest in ICT, Buzz me on whatsapp 08137539988.

please explain what sector of ICT, you are talking about... maybe I can learn this one too... thanks in advance

SPECS007:
Hi guys,
Do you know any invvestment opportunity that I can invest 3million naira into that I will have interest of 10-14% monthly?

. Bro, I would advice you not to listen to all these forex, gimme your money I give you return crap... I only see two good suggestions here... am not here to tell you to give me your money but if you are someone like me, I like to be relax and my eyes at where my money is... I would advice three or four types of business... 1. Any form of agro farming... fish, chicken, snail etc... but before then... seek possible consumers, Hotel, Restaurants, beer parlour and bukka, for your market... you must have a competitive price because surely they must have a supplier before now you have to be able to out smart those ones... and please don't get greedy... feed your live stock accordingly. ...... 2. Large format Printing... another lovely cool cash money bringer... everybody must print, there always a peek period for this... election time, carnival time, church harvest period and it also depends on how you treat your customers too... but I guarantee you get a reasonable return every month end after you have done your balance sheet..... 3. MONOGRAM, 4. Haulage biz but the managers and drivers of this one are always bleeped up individuals but it a sure money bringer, if you are not the calm type... be ready to be decisive, be a no non sense person... I expect you to find out about all this... now as a good bizness man split, your capital and invest in anyone two or more of these idea... I would have also say pure water biz... then you would need to deal with health officer, environment and sanitation, Nafdac, CCC...etc... well do your research... let me know what you decide in the end... 0807 781 0045. Anthony

itstpia99:
what's surprising about Portuguese words in Bini language?

Urhiae!

aim5:
Is it colher?

... I want the proper benin word for spoon... not the ones we copied from the ikpotokis

aim5:
Quiye?

. Nope... it's Portuguese only spelled differently

Make teach my bini brothers and sisters small thing this evening.... Not too many people knows this... the bini word for spoon that we all know is not actually a benin name for it... it is a Portuguese word for spoon... spoon in English, which we pronounce Ekuye in benin... if you can get it there is a surprise for you...

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iwezor1:
Nigerians really need brain reform or repair either by scientific or traditional method.
Myths and superstitions
*when u sweep with a broom and it touches sm1 else, he will insist that u spit on the broom and wipe it on the ground to avert death.
*they will furiously advice u not to sweep at night so that evil spirits will not come for u.
*They'ill tell u not to look in the mirror at night.
*When u urinate along the road, and sm1 matches it, ur brokus (scrotum) breaks. As a women, u will be barren.
*If u bend down and look through between ur two legs in the market, evil spirits will gv u a hard knock on the head.
* smbody jumps across u while u lay on the ground, u will be a dwarf.
And it amazes me that youths of our digital age still beliv all these rubbish and they'r really affecting them in one way or the other.
*Even my classmate doesn't wash his used plates the same day saying that if he does, the food will disappear frm his stomach and he will go hungry again.
Gosh!
Pls,Add urs

. These things were told to you as a young child to learn manners... you were told so that when someone is passing you stop sweeping, you should go to a toilet or more secure location to wee and so on... why didn't you ask your parents as you are older now

Does anyone know how the traditional rites of the Bayelsa Ijaw particularly Sagbama region is being performed... what and what is needed for the wedding... i.e the dreaded list. thanks for your help in advance if you could help.

I wanna ask, after applying for a transfer of pvc info from one LGA to another where you now reside... And a piece or paper issued to you by INEC... What happens now?

comcentury:
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Drop your email or send it to enquiries@cisng.com so that we can send you pictures we have and their specific prices.

I tried writing you... Well here.. A.fortress ovi com

I want to purchase a very clean toyota corolla 2002 - 2004, must be an Auto transmission... Must also be in Lagos

Contact me on what's app on 08077810045 with Pictures.

Gimme a scope of your price range,
man double axle dump truck, 45 to 55tons capacity

a local government carnival

we need sponsors... anyone who can relay us to companies (glo, mtn, airtel... etc) can email us: a.fortress@ovi.com or leave his or her phone here... we will holla bac

abeg, make una tell them... Peugeot nigeria no be fool... Anybody way wan sell moto for we tanda country... Make e come put factory for here... If not we no go buy... Great efforts... I commend my oga at the top... Ride on...

Rubyventures: "If you want to hide something from a Nigerian, write it in a book". Youths of today can not be bothered to read except when they are cramming stuff for an exam that is why the educational system is in rots.

On the topic, yes this British reporter may have been right as i know and heard that Nigerians tend to treat tourist better than their own kind.

yes... Reality... Go visit your village for the first time after a longtime... Then leave.. Go back there after a week... You will see the changes from when you first came and second coming... Its not just africans... Its with the britons too... Trust me i know...

oyinbo? You said what you had to say... Bbc don pay you for the expendition abi? Ok... Sorry to disappoint you... I love my country, i no go lie, na in side here we dey live, bam, dance, sing, watch football **all hail bendel insurance* warri wolves** eyinba** everyday... I can never forget our falling heroes... But just so you know... No matter how you label us... We still the happiest ppl in the world... Your title is insulting but i guess you wanted publicity... Those are the only words that could get your ppl to read... The only ppl synanymous with bad news are the britons.... No offence... That buzzing noise of okada i miss very much in edo state ever since the ban... The donkey thing is true.... There are even worse scenery... Enjoy your bbcpayment.

wabbyland: Wrong expression: someone is looking for you
Correction: someone is asking after you

isnt this correct... someone is asking about you,

Negro1: keep wasting ur time on getting patent, that aint gonna put a penny in ur wallet. The best u can do is to make them sign a non disclosure, non circulatory n non duplication agreement.

good advice... This would even be faster... Thanks

Gods-child:
I think you can say something like; "this okra soup is highly glutinous and gelatinous"...

i'd rather stick with the bad english, for my mum to have that what a heck is he talking about look after i finish talking... Nice funny thread

Patent.... Mean all right reserved to me... Cos i tried the advert thing with former econet... My idea for an ad was running but never saw a penny...