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ToriBlue:
That's a very stupid idea.

Huh i see? Gimme some ideas please

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iamadonis2:
Hello, Nairalanders


I'm hoping a relationship expert will stumble upon this and proffer practical solutions. Summarily:

1. I love my Girlfriend very much moreso because we were childhood friends before we started dating.

2. Our relationship is about 2 years Old. And as with all relationships, it's not been a smooth journey.

3. I'm committed to making us work, too, as much as she is but recently I go weeks on end without seeing her and I don't miss her. And no; there's no other chick stealing my attention at the moment.

Any ideas to help me spark up that flame in my heart?

Shalom!

For what it's worth, it's the lady that should work to keep the relationship a crazy one, u love her, u said that already

Try bonding with her, go to the pool together swim, do nasty things, make her head crazy with u, while in public places touch and handle her when no one is watching, going out with ur friends for some bottles, while there make her the center of attraction, everything should revolve around her, while in the room together do farting competition, who farts worse.

Get skimpy with her while she cooks in the kitchen been right there with her hugging her from the back, create a memory she would never forget even when she's married and with kids trust me u also would cherish and miss her presence every minute of the day

pocohantas:
Most of us have sexual acts we are disgusted by, male and female alike, but we can meet halfway. As for the ladies, some are actually not interested in such, some are only pretending. I have nothing against the pretenders/liars amongst them.

Most Nigerian guys don't deserve the truth...they love lies, they claim white girls are liberal but they never stopped to wonder how a white guy reacts to sex related issues. Babes will continue pretending, they will continue lying to you guys, they will simplify and divide their 'body counts'.
Last last, a lot of you will end up with refurbished oloshos.

Refurbished oloshos, funny sha, all u need as a lady is for u to be yourself, either male or female, if your partner can't see u for who u truly are then u take him or her aside and move on, guys can brag about self worth but no guy would brag about being a lesser man in bed, even thou he might not be up to the task, buh u gotta give him credit for the confidence, but could u ladies just be your self, the relationship is for bonding, cimpanionship and happiness, if u cannot bond properly whats d fun in that, if u like BDSM, role play, being spanked tell him let him understand and if he cannot serve u which i doubt, then u move, if u like being called a slut while having sex, that doesn't mean ur a slut, for the records guys give more of there time to give the lady pleasure, kiss, handle, attend to the breast and nipples, worship the erogenous zones, even go down and give her a head, the sex is a mutual benefit the best pay back he would get is a bj for 30 seconds, i mean wtf, om certain occasion should would even say she can't that it disgust her, after u just gave her a head, ladies for crying out do u know the ton of excercise guys do to keep fit and strong even in bed just to satisfy the lady, who takes viagra, the guy also to enhance and boosten the libido, ladies it's high time u girls learn to appreciate and dump that lame excuse that ud be called a slut and u better treat ur man like a king, else some other slut would do

pocohantas:
Let me tell you something as a lady, Nigerian men would continue getting Basic1 sex styles till they learn to be more open minded.
Women wanna wow their men in the other room, but no one wants to be judged. No one wants her man wondering how many men she has spread the legs to various degrees for.

You arc that ass for a Nigerian man, instead of him to worship it...he pauses and starts wondering how many niggas you been arching it for. You give him a BJ and he starts asking how many guys you have given a BJ. Y'all ask too much gadamn questions!!!

Sadly, majority of you ask these questions not even to know a sister better, but to judge her.

Hmmm, u see ladies have this anti-slut defense system that is auto activated, thats 1, but i would not verge into that, menh look for someone u can bond with sexually, or someone whose willing to adapt, u see the problem is that certain ladies do not have the technical know how and are not ready to be fluid and explore, I'd say the shit is with ladies, most atimes when ur having a conversation with a lady she would say euuuhh thats disgusting, nah the ladies re the ones that need enlightment

pocohantas:
How about you cook the okro or the egusi in different ways. Today with bitterleaf, tomorrow with vegetable...
That is...a good head today, tomorrow from behind, next tomorrow...sex in the bathroom. Can't we spice it up?

Oh yes that's exactly the key but most of the chef do not understand this they are just satisfied with cooking the food in a wheel barrow position and for only about ten mins, where's the fun in that, y was Cleopatra tagged best appetizer, because she knows just how to mix it, how to be ontop and grind d mortar, how to bend down and steer the soup, u know those things but quite a number of u ladies cannot prepare a good soup in different formats.

pocohantas:
*I know some of you will come here to say money is all that matters but please, don't, I repeat...don't ever use money to get a woman. It's a weak way out, she'll chop your money and go, better still, she might stick to you as her pension manager while getting sweet love from someone else. Of course your money would be used to cover their overhead costs.

*When you find a good women, keep her. Don't go testing waters and inserting everywhere. Vaginas are the same, maybe a lil difference in the diameter.

Good words, but for that last paragraph my dear egusi and okro nah soup but no be de same, u gotta cherish the drawie attribute of the okro

Good words bro

Also guys make sure she understands that ur not a do over, but don't be the side dick either

Ineedinfo:
Hello nairaland ladies and gentlemen...

I have a question for ladies in the house. Uhm...guys too. Well...I know it's unheard of, a taboo even, to ask such question among "marriage craze" fanatics that we have in our society. Now- I'm not against one lowering he's /her standard to get married.

My question is; can you cope with the new standard? Here's my thought on this issue- http://kareninspirational.com/2016/07/14/lowering-your-standards/

I could not even enjoy what i was reading about in the blog, cause the use of English there nah gbagam, please abeg, try fix ur words a lil bit better , u could possibly get a proof reader to go through your work but abeg u gats improve on an

Well i gotta give u credits
This is something, ladies abeg finally do not run away from broke guys, run away from guys who re visionless and without dreams

HARDDON:
U ooze needy airs so dense it saturates dis varsed space. N bliv me, like a lion, ladies can easily pick d scent of a konji induced date from a thousand miles out n even if they wanted it b4 , wud shrink into their shells theteafter..

It baffles me that u hv ever seen her naked n yet u r still this tensed.
Left with me, i'd say you should cancel this date until u can hv a grip of ur balls. If not, u stand to drive a wedge btw both of u.


SENSE PIL 98:
Not matter how konjiFul we are, we never let Jrod Rule our Ride.


If u still want to go on wit dis date, take her to bonding places , places u wudnt hv to talk too much n are fun engaging n relaxing.

Pool: Go swimming ( this is d only place i can recommend based on d foregone)

U can do take away n go watch movies @ ur place. Whatever u do, ur acute sense of judgement shld lead u.

DONT EVER TRY TO FORCE HER INTO LUV MAKING.
U hv learnt enuf here to know how to attract a lil lady

#WORD Hardon on has said quite some stuffs man, lemme run u up on a lil scenario you do two things, 1. You know exactly what u doing

2. I mean wtf is going on, what am i doing, most of these methods work with ladies who are smart and have a high IQ rating, but for the average Nigerian girl, u gotta man u when need be and at other times give her the reins, schedule a time with her tomorrow say 12, tell her to call u when its time so as to remind u, coz u busy with stuffs, keep it light and less chalant do not divulge where you re taking her to, simply say i will tell u when it's time, don't act like ur trying to impress her and act so, when it's 12 i guess she would call and if she doesn't who loses, ain't u, she did, and if she calls, game on, ignore the calls, an hour later call her up, u missed her call, do not say sorry, but make sure ur not fumbling with your speech it should be direct that even thou ur whispering one can hear hear u well, ur not begging her or sweet talking her but your voice should be medowl relax and incharge, this is very important, tell her where to meet u, eg damgrate hotels, give her time and tell her not to be late while still using a cocky and funny approach, take her to the pool trust me if i take a lady to the pool she always end in my white bedspread, be informed before time, make sure its a pool that gives out swim trunks, swim with her do not discuss about any of the stuffs that happened way back, i should be about the present, remember confidence is vital, u should come out better than the person she knew sometime ago, take over from there bro.


PS: for what it's worth i have this sacred rule of not popping a cherry that i ain't gonna keep, and I'd tell u, make her beg for it

Bumbae1:
Lol you know who I be wan yaself oh and take my Advice sharp sharp
I no dey talk nonsense o

Mamacita take a chill pill

The last dude who gave a Bleep was right under you i understand

But damm it, i don't

For what it's worth, exogamy

Bumbae1:
May God save you
Lol You for kuku kill her bf because of kitty instead make u focus on studies finish put energy get berra job
Then
You can go for you chics .. under 25 doing anything for a piece of meat
Oga go and get your own jars .. plentt decent girls around without bf and beside this might be LUST

Sis nene, chill nah, y u wan come der form boss queen, kingcess

Abi e get dude wer u der with wer u think say nah lion ein u come realize say nah pussy u der with all along

Two options

Option 1

There are a tons of other ladies out there

Option 2

You need game, be friends with slowly her and quitely, you phase shift

Last semester more than 5 ladies told me they have boyfriend that last memory i have of them is in my white bedspread...

Use your head

HARDDON:
HOW TO MINIMIZE / AVIOD REJECTION

1. Read her mood / surrounding

You not only hv to be gud thinking on ur feet , u hv to be gud analysing mood n surroundings too.

All things been equall, u'd wano flow ur lines but most times, from experience, i dump that n just throw a line of concern based on my analysis of her.
Sometimes, they just need some1 to talk to. So throwing forth a line of concern, subtly tells them that u must be a very sensitive guy n they relax , after getting over d startle stage n they talk to u. U cant imagine d secrets i hv stumbled upon using LOC

Yea good one, i remember couple weeks back i was at the firstbank atm in school trying to withdraw, trust firstbank atms nah, the queue was long and i took a spot inline and went to seat outside of the bank, i was with my wingman when noticed the damsel sitting right next to me, i tapped her lighly with a whoozed up face i said, famm look like you got the whole world on your shoulder, she laughed and said no, i told her hmm this kind of early evening laugh, did u catch your boyfriend having party with your friends, she laughef hard and said no, that actually she's married but she had and said actually she had a fight with her roomie blah blah blah, after all talks we headed out of the bank together, while heading out i asked for her contact and she said, shebi i told u am married, i said bad girl, thinking bad stuffs, finally sha, i did get a good friend and for the records she's actually married

So you want to turn Nigeria to Russia where journalist and media personnels go missing and die like fowls

Hahahahahahhahaahh


No vex bro make i laugh first


Some ppl they get certain variations with sex, some no der fit cum if they no wear socks, some they sneeze if dem der cum but i never hear of this 1 b4, finally sha, if u really like to der straf d girl just help am make eein clean ein system, so atleast if she der mess the smell of it would not wear u down

Actually there is this girl that i did wash a lil sha, i was at my school gate during the evening when i was jisting with my guy and buying suya arnd 7 pm while i was about turning around i had slightly hit this queen Elizabeth and i was like, haa sister sorry oooo, ha no vex the next was was, WHAT THE Bleep IS WRONG WITH U GUYS SEF, U BLIND, ehhh na so i fire back, look at this castrated chihuahua, u wear wonder bra and fake nyash u der waka like person wer dem don use anal finish, menh she never saw it coming, everybodys attention just turned to herand she just seighed and walked away, then i said yes ntooorrr

Ebeleiscorupt:
This is what you get when you you deviate from your focus and cause in life.

You were sent to school by your parents to study and you began to follow men.

Just go to the church in the campus and ask for his counsel.

Mr good focus wehdone sir, please stop being an a**hole

ariklawani:
my dear.once a cutist,. always a cutist. becareful.karma is a bitch

Listen i do not think that because they re cultist they should entirely be alienated

Hey listen, call him up, arrange a meet tell him ur good but if he can definitely promise not to do foolish, during your time with him thread gently, if u have issues with anybody no go tell am say ur bf nah lord, even ur bestie should not know, if you have told anyone already, tell the person that u have sorted things out, that he was only trying to evaluate the extent of your love for him, the scares on his back were scares from a fight years ago, prepare a clean story and paint it well, with that said, u need to learn to turn the table around in the course of the relationship be in charge, don't ever raise ur voice to him or insult him, if u want guideline on how to lead his hear, download and read ART OF SEDUCTION by ROBERT GREENE, then u phaseshift, move him from being your boyfriend to your friend, if you have the guts u can plant another lady in his life, all the while still being friends with him, but remember get your head in d game, becareful about getting drunk so u don't spill

GEExclusive:
Hmmmm see analysis.

I hardly swim cus I have this phobia for swimming. When I go out, I mostly wear trousers, Jean mostly I don't usually wear anything beneath not even tight. The only exception is when am wearing a skirt and that's when am indoor. So with my mini skirt, indoor, I don't have to wear panties..

The only time I use pant is when I have to wear my mini skirt for an outing

huh, but u like being a tease sha

GEExclusive:
I just love being my self that's all. Don't make it look as if I don't panties. I do but I don't like the idea of wearing them

not wearing panties doesn't make u an exhibitionist, but I still think you're 1, OK tell me that it doesn't turn you on when u see people stealing glances and staring at your nipples from your swimsuit while at the pool

GEExclusive:
Maybe but u just like it all free down there

yeah yeah, but that doesn't mean that u do not have a streak of exhibitionist in u

GEExclusive:
Prepared? As in, most times, it get stuffy

hmm my sixth senses tells me your more of an exhibitionist

I see, you got served

GEExclusive:
Sorry I don't use pants. Bra? Occasionally when my boobs néeds packing

chisssusss, hmm well that's a good thing, means ur always prepared

wehdone ma

Abortions:
OK LEME SEND U D DOCTOR'S NUMBER ABi?

Abortions:
OK LEME SEND U D DOCTOR'S NUMBER ABi?

Abortions:
OK LEME SEND U D DOCTOR'S NUMBER ABi?

brother Abel send the doctor number, which test dam take to ascertain say person get excess sperm, finally try turn off ur stupidity switch before u see type, haba "the sperm reach 2 gallons" brother you can lie

HARDDON:
Unlike PUAs, i advise you go wit the flow! Be quick witted n think on ur feet. Analyse her, d environment n flow in suit( we've treated this b4)
U cant be using same lines everytime(boring! Besides, u aint no robot to be programed wit what to say)
I advise u avoid pickup lines. They make u come out unreal. Soon enough u begin to glitch if she flows questions as follow up to ur line u hadnt envisaged.

bro what's boring about line openers are when u just stick to a set of line and u ain't fluid with it, when u see a target and u are going prepared u already have plans and layout, u will be fluid, it will avoid those scenarios of awkward silence, where u begin to say hmm, so , ehmmmm huhhh, understanding that ladies can not help but ogle at a man who is confident ( that's the no 1 trait of an alpha male) and who is in charge and knows exactly what he's doing,

trust me to get a solid attraction from a lady u need lines, keeping her cheeks high all through the time that way when she remembers u later she will recall that u got her drunk with laughter and that will put a smile on her face.

Hardon you're game bro, well done, what re the good openers u use, care to share