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>> sbu, honestly i dont know, indentation maybe? i know braces are good.

off topic, just started learning PHP. Java? my pastor said

>> darth, actually i have never tried coding in java, looking at the sample codes gives me headaches. i never really like languages that use braces {}

>> wale_oau, who counted?

I know am not "new" here, but since I have been away for a while, I could consider my return as "NEW". What the HECK?

Whats been happening in NL since I went into hibernation?

i read the book and its wonderful, dont want to watch the movie though, might spoil my appetitie

where are you? your location would determine interests in your service

i thot seun always asked people to go to google instead of coming to him for advert placements, why is he now advertising on the comic strip. imagine what he would do if he were president. thats why i say, vote me!

^{_{*sorry, that was the part i noticed in the strip, otherwise it was kinda cool?*}}

maureen, dont worry i will discipline seun on your behalf.

as much as I find some postings on this thread informative, some of you are just ^%$^$#&^&@@!@

to all those who posted respectable comments, big thanks to you guys. still dont like java though

excuse me, but doesnt the bible say the tribulations would occur after the rapture?

if so, aaarrrgggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have been left behind.

put ur bible on ur cell phone, therefore the bible gets the same treatment as your phone. oh, tell the bible to make a beep sound when it receives a message

google in a way snoop dogg would love it. visit the url www.gizzoogle.com

Just saw this, type in falure in google and click "I'm Feeling Lucky" - interesting result.

Also, view result listings.

New!Gmail C-H-to-tha-izzat is here

Chizzat wit yo niggaz friznom rizzight inside Gmail. There's no need ta load a separate program or look up new addresses. It's jizzle one click ta chat wit tha thugz you already email, as well as anyone on tha Google Tizzle network , niggaz, better recognize. And now you can even save n search fo` chats in yo Gmail account. It's good ta chat . Chill as I take you on a trip. Learn more

`bout Gmail

Gmail is an experiment in a new kind of webmail, built on tha idea tizzy you should shot calla hizzy ta delete mail n you should always be able ta find tha message you want.

Search, don't siznort.
Use Google search ta find tha exact message you want, no gangsta when it was sizzay or received.

Don't THR-to-tha-izzow anyth'n away.
Over2732.885584megabizzles (and messin' of fizzy storage so you'll neva need ta delete anotha message.

Kizzy it all in context.
Each message is grouped wit all its replies n displayed as a conversizzles.

------------------------------------------------
Thou shalt not kizzy.
Thou shalt not commit adultery crazy up in here.
Thou shizzay not steal.
Thou S-H-to-tha-izzalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour n' shit.

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Jiznack n Jizzle wizzle up tha hill,
To fetch a pail of wata,
Jack fell dizzown n broke his crown,
And Jill came tumbl'n brotha J-to-tha-izzack gots n home he ran,
As fiznast as he could baller his killa bound his heezee,
with vinegar n brizzay papa

hey, it was an oversight on my side, most forums I go to have a check box for subscription. Now I can get more feed on Nairaland. Maybe?

Sorry, my bad, I didnot see subscribe at the bottom. Thanks.

To Reply Or Not To Reply

I have come accross a number of threads on Nairaland, interesting but I do not intend to reply. Just want to watch how the thread turns out. But there is not way to[b] automatically subscribe [/b]to a thread without replying. Or am I on the wrong site?

ok, tuface sang some good songs, thats all. i havent heard anything from his ?new? album. . . .

left to me, tuface is fading, i think a regrouping of p-boiz (hinted by faze) is the best thing that will happen to him. ^{(oh, off topic - faze is better than tuface)}

te novel is a wonderful read. i posted a link on some thread pointing to a website hoting e-copies of some dan brown (and other authors) books. the novel is wonderful. lies/fiction/whatever you may call them, it makes an interesting read.

i have played the game on my mobile phone and truly it is wonderful, am waiting for the game on PC, then. . . . .

ps: read "digital fortress" and "angels and demons" _{<-- i wonder this book wasnt attacked too}

d guy has resigned from nairaland, i think

*dazed and confused*

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=31081

the devil is obviously scared to post his picture

lucifer = devil
lucifer{beautiful]
=> devil {beautiful}

Anabib:
LOL!
May i know where and who?

Please expalin!

spend fifteen minutes on nairaland (evening - naija time)
if the devil is like a thief in the night come to steal and destroy, you'll notice some posts being stolen, some destroyed - who else could have done it?

i use the 3 browsers when designing my web applications
- ie
- firefox (flock)
- opera

i rate them in order (best to worst)
- rendering - ie (most forgiving), firefox, opera
- network testing (with sql server and iis) - ie, firefox [opera refuses to understand the authentication method - still working on that}
- standards compliance - firefox, opera, ie
- speed - ie, firefox, opera
- tabs - opera 9, firefox (especially 1.5.0.2)

overall - i kind prefer ie then firefox unless i want to do some really heavy duty page opening then i load opera.

widgets, nice but not really a big deal. wouldnt want a tetris game overlapping all my open web pages.

i installed it the day it came out

minus a few improvements
- thumbnails on tabs
- { what else? }

yep, the devil is beautiful, and the devil is on nairaland.

who is d guy? name? number? we need to know so we can *blast* him if it is false (which might be ;()

hey, y'all, toni is female. stop calling her guy

hey toni, how u dey?

actually seun,  i haven't seen that thread before. just saw some references to people hinting seun not believing in God. but ofcourse, we'll say anything to sell mags

Just an idea I was toying with. Anyone care to publish, please give me a free copy.

ok, u r welcome. was looking for a "nairaland girlfriend", just might consider your application