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@barinaadaa, thanks

what kind of woman's crush would make a man change his name? nwoke, running from WHAT?

O4real:
@africanboy
Cry africanboy, cry for the demise of your jokes. Mama's boy! instead of keeping quite and giving us classic jokes he goes blabbing about how funny he finds it. Tell me: - WHO CARES!!! hen, hen, hen!!! WHO CARES bro if u laughed off your sorry self!!!

unlike you, am not a CLOWN. i dont tell jokes. i saw on the net and shared. have you told someone this joke before? "copyright infringement?". WAKE UP BRO!

O4real:
Old joke!!!

it may be old, but it was my first time reading it, as sure as it was the first time for some others.

its not like you havent type "Old joke!!!" before.

have got a similar one

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a old man sends a letter to his son who is in jail complaining about him missing him. since he left, things have been tough because he was unable to till his garden and sell produce. on receiving the letter, the boy responds "please dont go near the garden, that's where i hid the bodies.

the police, on intercepting the letter, rush to the man's house and unearth the whoel place. they found nothing.

the following day, the boy sends another letter, "Dear Pa, that was the best I could do in the circumstances"

A young girl on a year's training course in South Africa recently received a "Dear John" letter from her boyfriend back home.

It read as follows:

Dear Mary,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love, John

Mary, with hurt feelings, asked her colleagues for any snapshots they could spare of their boyfriends, brothers, ex-boyfriends, uncles, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of John, Mary included all the other pictures of the pretty lads she had collected from her buddies.

There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note:

Dear John,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care, Mary

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If you guys have more, please post.

Anyone remember those days when it was "cool" to be facing his screens. If you have never used DOS, Win 3.1, you can't understand the feeling you get when comparing it "toys" of nowadays. Not bashing XP or others, but I just felt like travelling down memory lane.

Anyone got a good theme that can replicate this screens?


http://www.guidebookgallery.org/screenshots/win31


http://www.guidebookgallery.org/screenshots

someone should PLEASE close this thread. HABA!

Watch Ads Compulsorily

Imagine the horror of being forced to watched adverts on TV. Cant switch stations. Cant fast-forward recorded programs. Somebody help!

http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn9011&feedId=online-news_rss20

The advert enforcer

If a new idea from Philips catches on, the company may not be very popular with TV viewers. The company's labs in Eindhoven, The Netherlands, has been cooking up a way to stop people changing channels to avoid adverts or fast forwarding through ads they have recorded along with their target programme.

The secret, according to a new patent filing, is to take advantage of Multimedia Home Platform - the technology behind interactive television in many countries around the world. MHP software now comes built into most modern digital TV receivers and recorders. It looks for digital flags buried in a broadcast, and displays messages on screen that let the viewer call up extra features, such as additional footage or information about a programme.

Philips suggests adding flags to commercial breaks to stop a viewer from changing channels until the adverts are over. The flags could also be recognised by digital video recorders, which would then disable the fast forward control while the ads are playing.

Philips' patent acknowledges that this may be "greatly resented by viewers" who could initially think their equipment has gone wrong. So it suggests the new system could throw up a warning on screen when it is enforcing advert viewing. The patent also suggests that the system could offer viewers the chance to pay a fee interactively to go back to skipping adverts.

The full patent here http://appft1.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PG01&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%2Fsrchnum.html&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=%2220060070095%22.PGNR.&OS=DN/20060070095&RS=DN/20060070095

Dannydint:
Why is everyone thinking in the same direction on this issue?
Lets go technological, and put the issue this way and I think this might be what the initiator of this topic meant.
Is it possible to hack to my friend's phone and read his/her text messages?
Lets discuss this gees.

what kind of phone does your friend use? nokia 3310

dont people understand sms lingo?

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dnt pple undastnd sms lngo?

hey, how far with the "crusher" and the "crushee"? have they started anything? or is it still a "crush"?

Using this medium to express some of the experiences I have had with these banks. Still have a part 2 in composition

I was wondering, if I won the ellusive lottery and was given a cheque of 25 Billion Naira, what would I do with it? Still wondering? I would start my own bank ofcourse.

Street Bank - banking with an attitude.

Why that slogan/motto or whatever it is called? Simple, our operating processes,

Our Rules.

If you are a poor man, dont come near our bank, else you will be attended to by the security man. Do you think we would waste the time of our customer services officer on you? Did I mention that the Security Officer will query you outside. Dont want you staining our clean office.

Lets assume you manage to sneak in, and you want to open an account? Savings? Sorry, come back in 3 days time, our officers only attend to current account openers only. Think we are harsh, ok, can you afford 25,000 for a savings account. Like Zenith, like Us.

When coming, please bring along the following: driver's license (we dont care if you cant drive), international passport (you've never travelled out - go and get one at Oluwole), reference letter from your primary school headmaster (hmmm) and any other document to prove that you are alive. At least, GTB does similar. No! We dont accept National ID Card. It has no signature and it may not be you.

Ahh, welcome back! You've brought all the items. Good. Did we mention next of kin's picture? No? Dont blame us, we are only copying UBA Group.

Excuse me, have I seen you before? Yes, that's true. You came to open an account with us. Hope you have served us well? Want to make a deposit? Please go to counter 1, where that pretty lady is. She should convince you to pay more than you intended. The ugly guys, we use them for withdrawals, they will scare you to go meet the ladies and deposit instead of withdrawing. Nice business principles, thank you. You are much too kind.

Please check back, have a business meeting with Soludo, we intend merging all the banks into CBN. He has promised me the role of GMD (Group Merging Director). Now where is my accountant?

http://streetlife.iblog.com/index.php?op=ViewArticle&articleId=22460

how about a shoutbox?

just a thot

IG, thanks. Havnt been able to update the blog in a long while. ok, will mail you

anyone ever thought of password protected threads,

1. the poster can monitor who views since he/she would be required to supply the intending viewer the password
2. restrict who views certain posts
3. give some people that feeling of power

i was interested in java once i first heard of it, but with the ruckus caused by "java developers" i met about "java or die" and their inability to practically prove to me to switch, i lost faith.

@bossman, u have a very strong point.

@paps, you were saying?

@IG, would love to meet you man.

Many Java/PHP guys usually bash the company and not the technology, stating that we MS based developers are placing our future in the hands of a company that could turn around at anyime. Hey, the company is made up of humans too.

@sbu, how are you?

hmmm, the classic saul to paul teaching. tell me more

something similar to the labelling system - check out picasa for an idea of what am saying. shouldnt require extensive rewriting.

also, consider including at 1 or 2 more themes. am tired of always seeing green. site looks old. i have a terrible monitor, sometimes the site is just too dark for me to see esp quotes

sly4yall:
hey ! i'm a new member, don't be so hard on me !
yeah i got only 1 post.so?
it ALL starts with 1 eh?
Besides i did not know she was engaged
and it was a joke !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
duh

alright , u are welcome

why are we wasting time. the guy only has 1 post meaning he never came back. officially he is not active.

all you cafe timer hackers, GROW UP.

[QUOTE]
I've been down that road and I know how great it is, but I backslided
I might return someday because I believe it's a resting place for every soul.
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[QUOTE]africanboy, DON'T TALK LIKE THAT AGAIN! You could turn off a person's desire to serve God! Relax! Even if you went well, not with that construction!
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hey, alright!

Iknowwhoim:
Afican boy, you are really in trouble if what you believe is based on what others believe. That means today if a large enough majority does not believe in a particular thing, you will change not because you are convinced in your heart.

Have you ever read that scripture?
Did you not notice that it said the disciples were toiling in their rowing and the wind was contrary? The wind was boisterious, and there were waves. If there were waves, would it not have smashed the ice?
I'm not sure you know what the term almighty is. If you knew, you'd know that God is. If that same professor can to dispute that Jesus rose from the dead, I bet you'll likely be wanting the opinion of the forum.

You obviously don't have a clue about covenants. If you did, you'd not wonder if miracles are performed spiritually nowadays.
What is a miracle if not God's supernatural intervention in the affairs of men?

guess i have a lot of believing to do, from either the majority or minority

there should be like an add-on or something, put your php programmers to good use

that would be the day!

sly4yall:
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i think i'm in love with Tonisafe22

hmm, one1 post, you came here just to say you are in love with an engaged lady?

nobledanie:
Is Tonifase of because

sorry, but your post is incomplete of because,

Fluffy:
@Papa

Of course Jesus would be able to identify His own holy spirit from an evil one.

I've been down that road and I know how great it is, but I backslided
I might return someday because I believe it's a resting place for every soul.

if it truly was a reasting place for every soul, why aint you there? what caused your back sliding? not wanting to get personal but if you can be with the actual Being and leave, why then cant you question what was written about that Being?

a labelling system such that posts and threads are labelled, not just following the traditional categorization.

am i speaking trash - check out

a post is labelled - music, religion, nigeria {a post about a gospel musician based in nigeria}, with the current categorization, it will only exist in either music/radio or religion.

Are you saying that we MUST believe in the miracles performed today, without question?

Agreed Jesus' miracles are divine, as laid out by the Holy Bible. It is holy because it is in the Bible,

Can a miracle be performed spiritually nowadays? I mean, can Jesus intefere in the affairs of man and perform a miracle. Maybe, Maybe not If yes, should we question or accept, ?