₦airaland Forum

ishowdotgmail:
Lagos self is unsafe to live and they said they don't need the operation python dance 11. Buratai should go ahead and do the needful and deploy his men to dance in the street of Lagos jare.

THEY SHOULD NOT FORGET TO SMILE AS WELL

SOME LECTURERS CALLING THEMSELVES DOCTORS OUGHT TO BE PUT BEHIND BARS OR DEMOTED TO LOCAL PRIMARY SCHOOL TEACHERS. THAT WILL RESTRUCTURE THEIR BRAIN SETTINGS.

THAT THEY SPEAK SANE WORDS DOES NOT IMPLY THEY ARE OK BUT SHOWS HOW AN INSANE, USELESS AND RANDY LECTURER CAN BE A LITERATE ONE

RomeSankara:
In military terms those are not missiles but "unguided" rockets " that don't do much than excite the battle ground ..in other words its just for shakara

Mtchew. You for say na knockout

ALAGIDI. BECAUSE OF N70 HE WILL NOW SPEND MORE THAN A THOUSAND NAIRA TO TREAT HIMSELF

WHEN THIS PROF WAS THE VC OF OAU, THE ENTIRE STUDENTS, AND STUDENT UNION GATHER TOGETHER FOR ALUTA AGAINST THE SENATE, THIS MAN WILL COME OUT SPEAK FEW WORDS TO THE RAMPAGING STUDENTS AND EVERYBODY WILL GO HOME HAPPY AND SATISFIED NOT KNOWING THAT HIS JAZZ HAS SUCCESSFULLY RUN ITS COURSE IN CALMING THEM DOWN

I dont blame central bank, not diamond bank. But why should mama give out BVN Details

Soon iPobs will be screaming that Nigerian army are using catapult , cutlass and spear to chase rioting miscreants upandown

THAT IS A BONUS MEAL FOR THOSE LUCKY GUYS. PYTHON STEW PLUS A FULL GOAT BARBECUE

NOW ENYEAMA IS NOW USELESS. NO NEED TO BEG HIM AGAIN

SO SAD. AT THE END OF THE INVESTIGATIONS, ONE GOOD FOR NOTHING JUDGE AND I.G OF POLICE WILL NOW GIVE THEM OPPORTUNITY TO APPLY FOR BAIL AND AT THE SAME TIME CONDEMNING JUNGLE JUSTICE IF IT IS ATTEMPTED ON THEM

That won't stop me from processing my visa to America. They think that will scare me

OrestesDante:
Bottom line?
What's your point?

MAGA DON PAY SHOUT HALLELUJAH

SOME MEN ARE MUGU

FemiEddy:
I am not married yet, so am not fit to give you an advice, but at least I can reason well and have seen things so this is my opinion
Firstly, Leave the lady and her husband alone, Karma always comes back to hunt it's victim, she will reap the fruit of her labour, mind ur business and give ursef peace of mind.
Secondly, ur husband, u know his weak point, maybe pounded yam, or one food, or maybe d oda room, give him a good treat, after he is calm and relaxed, confront him, just ask him why he did it, he will tell u , don't raise your voice o, u already have three kids, those are ur treasure. If you indeed love ur husband, please try, it's hard, but try for the sake of the kids
My opinion

Karma will takes lots of time and can kill the complainant if she waits for it on the victim So why allow karma in the first place.

This N3.8m bus saga tire me o

ASUU SMACK DOWN.
HOPE NO TEETH WAS REMOVED THIS TIME

When they were using scissors to cut hair

SHE IS NOT HUNGRY. STILL ONE OF THE MOST SILLY TOPICS I HAVE COME ACROSS ON NAIRALAND

NOWADAYS THE MOST IMPORTANT CRITERIA TO REPRESENTING NIGERIA IN ANY BEAUTY PAGEANT IS TO CHOP CUCUMBERS AND KNOW HOW TO CHOP IT WELL. ONLY A FEW PAGEANT ORGANIZERS REVERE BRAINS AND BEAUTY

sunshineG:
Ladies is playing hard to get still in vogue?

Some years back, it was almost inconceivable to see a Nigerian lady asking a guy out under any circumstance. It was believed that guys should have the exclusive obligation to ask ladies out and in turn ladies should instinctively play hard to get.

YOU ARE VERY WRONG. MY OBSERVATION SO FAR SHOWS THAT LADIES PLAY HARD TO GET WHEN THEY ARE IN THEIR 20'S. BUT WHEN THEY GET TO THEIR 30'S, THEY ARE SO EASY TO GET THAT THEY MAKE YOU THINK YOU ARE A GOOD TOASTER THAN 007.

Some Christian folks Will be screaming persecution

THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE WORKING WITH A SENSIBLE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT, THAT IS WHY THEY FOOLISHLY THREW THEIR LIVES AWAY BY HAVING THE TEMERITY TO EXPLORE OIL THE CHAD BASIN

This gifty will like like prick die o.

A BOY WILL ALWAYS BE A BOY. UNLESS HE CHANGES HIS DETERMINATION, AND BEGIN TO THINK POSITIVELY A KID WILL REMAIN A KID AND HIS VISION WILL NEVER GROW.
WHY IS WHIZKID WISHING RIP FOR HIMSELF

This is actually the time super eagles love to pour sand into their fans Garri unexpectedly

Rapist shouldn't be given bail. They will pay the money and begin to share, narrate and preach how they rape their victim in the presence to her neighbours in her presence

Uche squared

THE NIGERIAN POLICE SHOULD ACT ON WHAT THEY HAVE SAID. THANKS FOR THE NIGERIAN ARMY THAT ARE GOOD AT THIS, SINCE THEY WANT ANAMBRA ELECTION TO BE DONE OVER THEIR DEAD BODIES.

AFTER THAT THEY SHOULD DISPLAY THEIR BODIES AND SKULLS IN THE MUSEUM AND TAGGED THEIR WORDS THAT ARE ON MARBLE

The bad eggs among the Nigerian police are more than the good ones

Zaheertyler:
RIP ...what a wicked world we live in

And the People in it

EponOjuku:
Lol

Who would investigate it? The police?
It's like you're new in this country.

In December 23rd of 2001, The Chief Law Officer of this Country was killed and 16 years later, the killers haven't been found by the police.

POLICE THAT SAY THEY ARE STILL INVESTIGATING WHO KILLED DELE GIWA SINCE 1987

In Nigeria Politricks is Politics. Politricks is when you dress casually on sallah because you are not elected Governor but when elected Governor you now dress religiously to celebrate sallah inorder to garner attention