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That black gate is the face of Linda Ikeji, without that gate, it'll be difficult for me to believe any pics attributed to her, even with her face .

Linda and her black gate is like Females and Selfies

I won't be surprised if tomorrow in church My Pastor ask us to put CHELSEA IN OUR PRAYERS .

In Harrysong's voice " After we beat Arsenal, we come dey lose dey lose dey go "

Hehe.... threatening messages? abeg screenshot of the messages or...... u know d rest.

kasmail:
Jealous jealousy.. Babe olomu kekere... Be happy for her so that ur own go get biggerbigger

haha.... egbon, ewo bi ese so oko oro si babe yen, shey u don't know say her comment nah solemn prayer ni?

But wait o why would I wanna go for a good that's exposed for the public to see and know the content?
I like fantasizing about how succulent and fresh my good is when packaged well .

I think she was celebrating her boobii and not her added year.

canDy4eva:
naaaaa! Y would I Juss wanted u to knw dat bin rude iznt ryt!

was I rude? correction taken then.... have a fruitful Saturday.

otiigba1:
they are still humans perhaps even Good people, regardless.

sure bro.... they say I'm slim, I say they are fat

otiigba1:
very funny, i suspect you must be fat too. No offence. I like fat girls but nothing wrong with loosing a bit of weight too,for health reasons

bro u've spoken well, the way she attacked my comment made me check her d.p, guess what bro, I wasn't disappointed. Me no like fat girls, I said it with my mouth wide opened.

canDy4eva:
must u comment! Who even signed u in2 NL

sorry! Do I know u? I don't think so, but then from a far I can sight why took my comment personal.

Heavily pregnant again? Mehn... their football matches produces a lot of goals, it seems they're both gunners like me

Nope! I think we need to report her to God in prayers... well, nothing concern me coz I don't like anything that looks like BAG OF SAND .

Congrat and well deserved.... I'm sure ppl like the German juice will be rocking HALL OF SHAME

A run-away pyschiatric patient

Haha.... he wasn't sure when he mentioned WC, ask him again and he'll mention another artist .

Did I just see 39? Well, I like them young and beautiful, her daughter for me any day, anywhere .

Some people will rather WAIL than COMMIT SUICIDE, whereas me will rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Airforce1:
. I like tha storyline

Coool

Really? ... Meet u guys soon then , now that Airforce 1 is getting there, I need to start jogging

Why won't Nairaland be at that position when the race to be FTC is endless and hotter than most political posts in Nigeria

I'm independently having my independence day celebration with My Diva... whereas some people are having fun with their Driver

Okay! Even with your lies, how is this romance related?

Haha... Op your own better, if that kind thing happen to me, nah die eh. How I wan take rinse my Afro with towel

U Can't straighten a bent dried fish, it'll scatter into pieces ...

Haha.... nah WHITE THREAD dem use make the shoe?
Wait o.... I only saw leg, how am I sure the body wey get the leg is that of Iceprince?

The poster above me needs to wake up, coz this topic is yet to smell COMMENTS not to talk of FRONT PAGE

Controversial INDEED, the most handsome UNDEED, the most well dressed actor ANDEED, the gay looking guy ONDEED, In fact everything about the guy is A DEED.

Waiting dey pain me nah be say, as him don post that jagajaga pics online now, he'll become relevant again due to the attention wey him go get.

Once beaten twice shy, but trust me until that thing wey dey control him is beaten and chased out, he'll never be shy

In fashion " every mistake is a style", to DENRELE " every fall is attention". So what's my business?

Well, finally it'll become my business if at the end this guy is wearing G-STRING instead of BOXER

Why do u ppl think females are more possessed than males? It's simply because THE DEVIL CANT RESIST WOMEN .

As for me, even under the influence of weed, dongoyaro and monkey tail, I can never trade a punny, asss, boobii for an ordinary YES ORDINARY DICKK and BLACK ASSS.

If him give me one dollar from the money, I go look am well under uv light to confirm if its not fake. Celebrities and fake lifes are like; females and make ups ( I.e inseparable )

Can't stop thinking about that breast when it was still a virgin breast.

Matching 200k on the ground?
Well, nah her money coz she worked for it, and can decide to spend it anyhow.
My hustle must pay...

lastpage:
Shyte happens!

Very long ago, l was dating this beauty of a lady and finnaly convinced her to come "home" on a Saturday.
I was already for action and when she showed up, l was like "Today, na today"!

After a lot of caressing and malt drinks, we decided it was time to hit the jackpot!
I undressed and whe nshe finally did same, the odour that emanated from what was suppsoed to be a sweet-smelling encounter, put me into a coma immediately!
I simply freezed-out!

I held my breath, ask to be allowed to urinate and she was pulling me down saying "not now, you are not going anywhere".

I was too "gentleman" to tell her what was wrong and just made all sorts of silly excuse not to get down on her.
When it dawned on her that l was not going to jiggy-jiggy her, she became furious and l just begged her to leave that l was feeling sick (which l was really!).
gave her transport fare back and since that day, l avoided her like a plague.

I did not even want to explain it to her but the stubborn lady confronted me one day and said l was "impotent"... then l let her realize that she needs to improve on her "private part hygiene" ... and she was like "WHAT"?
She busted into tears because according to her, "You too is saying the same thing too?"

You need to see how beautiful this lady was..... and to be carrying such "heart-stopping" odour within her legs!

Make Emeka try to improve his hygiene as well because that is a real turn-off for me.
he could have used some of those money to buy tissue or even used them to clean-off or buy Ragolis water to clean himself naah?



Lastpage!

boss u couldn't have said it any better, personal hygiene is just too important.