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Houseflies only follow person wey poo for body # Albert Einstein#

To every rumour, there is equal but opposite truth in it # Sir Isaac Newton#

Person wey poo for body should be ready to clean himself up # Aristotle #

chimere66:
They are showbiz couples

seconded... all in favour, say aye

Who are those old people? Op next time, pls add viewer's discretion

They both didn't ROCK it but MOUNTAIN it too, in fact where is the baby? Am sure the baby will HILL it.

Shey nah dusting powder the wife rob for face abii wetin, the thing come make her look like she dey model for horror movie

They both look adorable but why call them SHOWBIZ COUPLES?

Okay, u are not dating anybody in the INDUSTRY, what about the FACTORY?
In the FACTORY ( I mean someone who's always making sure your Honeywell is kept at optimum level)...

Okay... when will the song (remix) be out, so that this noise can reduce small

People can say anything just to create a thread

Demmocrats:
Amen to your hustle bro

thanks.... Amen to yours too.

midehi2:
dont you see 2 agbalomo on her chest

Agbalomo? That was why I asked Op to free the girl make her Agbalomo mature to the size of osan (orange), oronbo (lemon) or mango.

QueenHeart:
bros you harsh o

hmmm..... Nah like that the thing dey start, sooner than later, threads about pregnancy will be flying up and down.

daveP:
hahaha Jeff Dunham used achmed to be really rich. Oyinbo peep dey try. Sitting to watch someone control a doll....? (imagining it in a naija setting) its not a idea atall. Lol.


I jst say may i hala you tonite.

in a Naija setting? I think alot of graves would need to be opened.
My brother.... I dey greet too, thanks in millions.

Nah him money, wetin concern me abii why Op wan make I take panadol for another person headache? he worked for it and he can decide to buy OKO for any amount, Its still none of my biz...

My hustle must pay...

daveP:
lol


Sikiru: Baba when i go take blow(sheds crocigator tears)


man: (dresses with an arafat scarf) you wantu blow? Fallow meh.


(15mins later)


sikiru: mama debola, iya bashiri, no be like this i wan blow(opens bomb jacket on his chest amidst tears)


the end


'hammer' fits it better than 'blow'

Haha.... more like Akmad the dead terrorist that set the bomb timer @ 3mins only for it to go off @ 3secs

Haha... allow her finish her secondary school first nah, abii why u come upload the pics of a sec sch girl stil dey talk about love to her.

Abeg free the girl johr before u use your ROD rearrange her DESTINY .

My brother to Blow dey easy nah, just SET THE TIMER .
A patient dog eats the fattest bone... Op Wait for your time, and make sure u ar good at what u've chosen to do (music).

Why the pic of a Senator who was trying to practice prison break used?

Well I think; My NUT got stuck inside my wife's BOLT since last night and can't carry bolt and nut to work is the best

Why would I click on the link to complete the story when I Don see the man and the fire, abii nah the spider or before the fire u think I care about?

La click




La cut my Afro

Before Sunday? And even today wey be Sunday sef, person never see the uncut not to talk of the rated version of the ceremony.

In other news: its none of my business, anything MTN is MTN's business and her shows...

TITOBIGZ:
@Afrok that is not Nice,
Wait Oo,Waht am i doing here

haha.... something brought u here, I hope its not autograph

Benbisco:
Bros, you think say with all the cash and fame they've got they like their single status? When they have fiancées believe me they will be very glad to show them to the world.

i'll be more than happy for them....

He set the stage on fire and people stayed there with the fire , what happened to the fire fighters coz i cant see them, In fact they need to be probed .

Fire ko, Mozila ni

Nah oyinbos johr, am not surprised a bit

Sure.... but making baby mamas is part of the game

La click








La cut my Afro

If u loosen that jacket, it'll be big enough for Eniola Badmus to u tie wrapper

They (cos she's not the first and won't be the last) should continue to flaunt A FALLEN OLYMPUS

Form is temporary, but class is permanent...
Never compare sheep and cow because both of them eat grass, one is bigger than the other by far.

In summary, Don Baba J

Children honour your parents so that your days may be long. Parent is anyone old enough to give birth to u, and respect should equally be given to everybody that deserves it by showing u respect.

Wizkid is just following the commandment...

Heaven straight.... he was prepared for rapture, or can't u see his white suit?

Wetin concern me, God gave me senses to think and not worship any man.
Don't be surprised if the church starts selling such to their members as ANOITED HOVER BOARD THAT'LL TAKE THEM TO THEIR DESTINIES .

cocoberry:
D thot of playing with d Afro, while I'm on top.

... my Afro or urs? your hair though.... cute

This does not have anything to do with Nigeria and Nigerians.

All combined together.... but seriously, some funny artistes in Nigeria started like that the guy must be funny in real life or his funny behaviour was being controlled SPIRITUALLY