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Hehe... ladies flaunts their bo*bs, asses, hot bodies in public, tell me why a guy should hide his erection? . The feelings U get when U hear this statement " U got me confused with ur erections" is out of this world.

Op U've said it all, in fact u just described everything happening to me for d past one week. My female bestie has been with me for a week now .

Show me one naija girl that's funny and I will show U many naija guys that are funny .

Don't know why the question should be directed to me, I'm not Tiwa not to talk of Savage. So op, ask Tiwa Savage the question and tell us what her answer is .

Ok op, I've checked the pic out and all I can see is a skinny damsel sitting on a tree with her shoes on her hand, nothing special coz we too climbed trees just that nobody took our pictures and the ones we managed to take never made it to the media . So next?

Some girls been finding it difficult to differentiate between Relationship and Courtship and can't even identify the ones they're into since the time Eve was created for Adam .

When the person starts promising U heaven and earth. U know promises like; I'll stabilize oil price if U continue to love me, I'll build railway from West to East if U allow me in between ur legs one more time .

Hehe... Guys deceives girls with mouth while girls deceives guys with looks, abeg who dey suffer d deceit pass?

That moment when ur bestie in class sees the cap and decides to remove it and try it on her head

Eyah! so people do chart with their ex (past)? Well I only say hi to her every new month and new year to be sure she's still alive .

Sorry op UR FIRST LOVE IS WRONG! try and find second love, forget about her coz U ar not even a friend to her not to talk of been her boyfriend. A female friend can't treat u like that, why should a girl that U both professed love for each other treat U in such a way?

Op be strong and forget about love coz THESE HOES AIN'T LOYAL .

R.I.P to her, but this kind of operations have been putting women into trouble since the time of Aristotle

Ok op I've seen the figure 8, but what's the essence of only seeing the figure 8 without touching and feeling it to know how good the handwriting is?

Now stealing is an offence, was she arrested?
She's aging in number but her beauty seems not to be doing so .

Hehe... Someone will know all these things and more once the person falls in love and the so-called love ends in sh*t , making the person to feel and understand both the good, the bad and the ugly about love .

I didn't bother to read whatever the post entails coz the gay husband got me thinking, is it talking about the wife or the other guy to the gay guy? .

Well in the beginning when God created man, HE created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Adamu, Eve and Evelyn. So op, whatever ur reasons are so far gay is concerned, I ain't interested .

Chai Nigerians ehn Na Una wey dey go gaga over her previous(filtered) pics still go ahead to find the ones (unfiltered) wey no fine. What has this whole Zahra's pics added to the nation and the lifes of a common man? We're talking about making Nigeria a better place by voting come next month, U guys are talking about beauty.

Smh... She's fine, so does the girls I (we) see everyday even U & I, so why this unending attentions?

Ok I've seen it... Next?

Election is around the corner, they've started releasing patients from psychiatric wards .

Girls been looking like cripples when taking pictures in front of camera since the time of Sodom and Gomorrah .

Fourthed

Maybe the only language she understands is sex, try doing the touchy and feeling stuffs in the presence of ur roommates, if she leaves know that she might read the handwriting on the wall and never come back again or spend much time with U next time, but if she stays, NO THAT U'VE BEEN DENYING HER FOOD SINCE NOVEMBER .

Yeah! They've got to make amend because they didn't succeed in doing what the bad eggs among them are known for. If to say dem don shoot him leg, I think the amendment wil be to buy him plastic leg.

Well the problem is not that they don't know the bad eggs, the problem is they are not doing anything significant to teach the bad eggs lessons of their lifes.

Op look around U and u'll see another guy possibly showing U green light and might have wooed U but U turned him down, give such person a chance and u'll forget about the other guy within the shortest period of time.

That time U will realize he doesn't worth all these ur efforts coz he said NO, which means find another guy...

The best fight between girls is always between Nigeria female celebrities where U see gangster talks and writings like they're rapping .

Hehe... Part of the post where op said he smells true love kept me laffing, bruh the weather is dry plus harmattan I hope U don't have catarrh coz it makes someone smell wrong things .

Well ur mum might be right in fact she's right coz U ar still young, U might be right coz U smelled TRUE love but AM RIGHT TO TELL U THAT SUCH RELATIONSHIP IS SEX BOUND. So becareful, and do what U think is right.

Hehe... All these illustrations with a & b is somehow confusing jare, simple (fake) names would've been easier johr coz when I was still in school, anytime my teacher starts a, b, we'll surely recite it to z.

Op I for comment but seriously I no understand ur post, am more confused than U wey need advise sef .

Ok

Who cares? That moment when U crush on someone even for a day and ur crush doesn't even know U exist .