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shebi d name na snake venom, I go tell d president of Association For Snake Hunters in my village to order cartons for their next meetings . No time to fear snake bite again, no be me talk am

And someone wit dirty mouth will ask me if there ar no worms in my afro wen I've not even suffered any persistent headache for d past 6yrs, thunder go fire d pson yansh or him gf yansh if na guy except if dey no dey use worms infested dead human hair ( weavon).

Ok... Men beware after helping a lady nd she asks wot can I do to repay U? Anything, I mean I will do anything to show my appreciation. Men beware not to allow d appreciation (anything u want) pass U by.

If Una like make Una fight eachother (arsenal nd Chelsea fans), it won't stop d players from both sides from aving a nice time at d night club after d match. Only fools fights wen no one will recognise dem, let d better team win nd all fans watch d match as a game which it is.

The stories are really touching, imagine humans been raised by animals but yet d same humans finds it difficult to raise their fellow human beings. Some ppl ar so cruel nd wen U say animals ar far better Dan dem in showing love nd care, it results to another thing entirely...

Emmadani: wow,you mean the confirm afro,not that low one o.

my brother imagine trimming nd shaping ur hair for months den a year not even years how it'll look like. My hair is hard nd natural, just to visit barbing salon often nd do d remaining maintenance myself. Ppl av appreciated it, known me for it nd criticize it too (so many criticism), although I av guys dt started keeping afro because dey liked mine but Neva kept it for long. So only d beholder can judge if it's a confirm afro or a low one but staying for years without seeing d part of d head dt's being covered by hairs no be beans.

[quote author=Secret_Dreams]I keep a normal afro not the excessive old school type. Team afro [/quote]i've being rocking my Afro for close to 7years now, team afro...

To those people dt can't cook their foods themselves whether it is sweet or not so far it is hygienic, nd to those dt finds it difficult to sit their asses down nd eat at home, i dey pity al of u. Back to 'Abacha', if trully 'abacha' dey cause d cholera so easily den more dan 70% of Abspoly students wud've being infected or dead, me inclusive wen i still dey school dere sha. Live in Aba nd enjoy ur 'abacha', cholera or no cholera. I wish dey'll find a lasting solution to d outbreak...

Ok body builder don't think too much coz no matter how masculine u look, u ar still far from being a man. ( i dnt think any man az an inch sledge hammer), continue using d drug nd even work out until it's size (joy stick) increases.

Abeg both sexes ar foolish, just dt dere foolishness comes to play under different circumstances. Smart girl nd smart boy can hardly date, one of dem must be a fool johr weda u receive or u give out (money)...

Hmmmm... I don't understand dis minister's nd FG's positions on dis lingering ASUU strike, imagine 4months + few months = X
abeg make somebody wey him brain neva dull bcoz of dis strike help me find X.

Promhize: God punish this idiots. I was almost supporting them but on a second thought, this guys are greedy old men, destroying students lives with no sense of regret.

Why can't they just sue the FG since it was an agreement, wait let me guess, they don't want to spend their money, but they can waste students lives without twitching an eye.
We always blame FG, but these lecturers are as worse as the politicians themselves, I can bet that over 40% (esp Professors, Dr) are not in Nigeria as we are speaking, we complain that our politicians children aren't schooling in Nigeria but these greedy men are not different, even the son of Ondo state's deputy governor schools at OAU - tell me why he would want to send any of his children to FG universities later.

I just don't understand, this idiots are fighting for their pockets - for bigger offices, ac fitted - not students. I school in OAU and I'm not complaining, in-fact, no student is complaining. OAU increased Acceptance fee from 2000naira to 20,000naira, a whooping 1000% increase, when we students protested they advised us to stop and called us all sorts.

No lecturer supported students. For Pre-degree programme, the fee is over 150thousand naira, to write post utme, you'd have to pay over 3000naira, to check you'd have to pay over 3000naira, pls where do you think all these money is going to. Its not like we are given free food or learning materials.

This lecturers sit in AC tight offices, travel anyhow even during school semesters all in the name of research, the same lecturers fighting for students will come back from trips in the middle of semesters and give students only course outline and ask us to go learn ourselves.

Same lecturers demanded more than once that their retirement age be extended when millions of graduates are out of work. They want allowance because they are teaching more than 1 course, these same men and women of no reputable standard went to school on scholarship, with free food, books, and so on.

Damn ASUU and their sympathisers. They sit in AC tight offices with numerous gadgets when ordinary ceiling fans in students room aren't working.

They collect hundreds of millions in different fees but must new classrooms in OAU are built by Private companies and individuals such as first bank, I bet the rest are from FG funds.


I WILL STOP UNTIL EVERYONE KNOWS THAT EVEN THOUGH FG IS CORRUPT, THESE LECTURERS ARE NOT ANY BETTER.

u just nailed it bro, well said. Not only in OAU but most if not all d universities suffers dsame fate, Uniport inclusive.

It was a fun filled weekend wen d eaglets thrashed Mexico nd following d same fate, epl didn't disappoint. Waiting for a repeat on tuesday evening wen team Nigeria nd Arsenal will emerge victorious again. Green, White, Green is my flag but red is my blood's colour. GODZILLA...

Come on Burna boy u've got ur own styles, celebrate Fela in ur own way nd not performin like him. Even if u dance without pants, nobody go likin u to Fela but call u Burna Mumuna Boy...

Okay! Shebi make we no spend again for ladies, no problem.... Just dt d cry of naija guys ar stingy will soon fill everywhere. But wait ooo no by force to spend if u dnt av, nd it's nt a crime to spend eida if u av but not to impress or get a lady sha.

All dis wahala no go solve anything, make dem go on strike coz everything is on strike including d rain nd thunder... But wait o, how will dis stop me frm preferring Hollywood to Nollywood? Ara** n*****se...

Emmysteve: Go back and read ur books, its when you finish u would knw the real deal .

thanks...

Wickedness.... Even if she's lactating nd needs to breastfeed, wot happened to goats nd dogs around her? Am sure her fellow HIV positive men wouldn't av rejected d free offer. Imagine a big b****m like dt tempted d baby instead of d HIV men, i hope d baby stays negative sha...

booqee: pot calling kettle black. Isn't there supposed to be an 'is' between the 'topic' and 'supposed'?? Smh

thanks, isn't there supposed to be "was" between the 'topic' and 'supposed'?? Smh. Ur "is" was wrong....

Still schooling sha bt d favours i read here ar mostly favours from grammatical errors, just saying....
Even d topic supposed to be "gained" nd not "gain" as being posted by d mod...

I don't know wot makes their stew sweet but me don't really care coz I do my cooking, no reason to chop for buka...

Shuga jay: Congrats Comrade Maxwel.. I wish u all d best as you serve Nigerian students..





#TeamUniport..

the last time I checked Uniport doesn't have SUG, congrats to him Unique Uniport....

For 3 months now it has been raining and thunder never striked only dt ASUU is doing d striking for thunder, with NASU nd SSANU threatening to join d strike next week I can only hope dt one day it shall be well. They say sometimes it gets worst before it gets better, am praying it doesn't get worse Dan dis before something positive is done. In other news Uniport continued releasing admission lists with registration in progress nd acceptance fee tripled...

Ok.... The boss took the issue a bit far, a fine of 40k for wishing a celeb happy birthday, hmmm.... Wot if I was d person he wished happy birthday, how much will he be fined? Some bosses and their use of powers self, na WA .

"Snake in d shed" coming soon....

Abeg bring me popcorn make I sit here dey watch as dis story ends while I wait for ASUU's meeting with d FG. Only God knows who is serving Him....

Okay nah.... But how does dis ranking solve d ASUU strike, both d first which is oau nd d last which d op did not include are on strike..... Best University in a country with one of d worst educational system in Africa, cool....

Weda dey earn #29m or #12m d truth remains dey're d highest paid public office holder in d world. Developed countries kept on developing while their public office holders earn less , a country like Nigeria is neither developed nor under developed but developing and yet d public office holders earns 116 times more Dan d GDP per person. Whether it's TRUE or not, dis country can't develop like this.

They all look nice though money will surely do it's tin, an average Nigerian lady in terms of beauty will not look bad either if money speaks to her az it is speaking to dos Pretty ladies.

joshua idibia: Which kind of fruits? Is it apple,pawpaw,mango or banana? because i'v long been starving 2go bak 2 sch.

I hope it's not pineapple dt is difficult to peel.

[quote author=life_style]over speeding + bad road =[/quote]6feet below.

Neva read it in d Bible dt our sins can be forgiven tru technology. Moreover if U sin against God, who is d Pope to forgive U ur sins against God... A mortal created by immortal God. Soon dey will change d Lord's Prayer to: Our pope who hath in Rome, Jorge Mario Bergoglio is thy name thy reign come. Thy will be done as the first Jesuit, the first pope from the Americas and d first from the Southern Hemisphere. Give us this Mb for our daily browse and forgive us our sins nd trespasses on twitter as we forgive those who tweets against us, lead us not into internet fraud but deliver us from hackers.... Finish d prayer. If U ar confuse about forgiveness, read dis bible verses: Micah 7:18-19; Hebrew 8:12; Acts 3:19; 1 John 1:9; Colossians 1:4 and many more...