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CelebritiesRe: Chika Ike Arrives Morocco In A Private Jet For Her African Diva Tour by AfroSamurai: 9:18am On May 15, 2017
Ishilove:
That's news to me. So what motivates them if not money?
Money of course or just adventure, but mostly money. Remember, "my father's money isn't my money".
RomanceRe: Read: Short Conversation Between A Girl And A Pastor - Freeman50 by AfroSamurai: 9:08am On May 15, 2017
Pretty nice humour.
CelebritiesRe: Chika Ike Arrives Morocco In A Private Jet For Her African Diva Tour by AfroSamurai: 9:04am On May 15, 2017
Ishilove:
I don't think she needs to be drilled by any rich man because she is from a wealthy family.
many runz girls are from rich families...
RomanceRe: When Did We Fall In Love With An Idea? by AfroSamurai: 3:17am On May 15, 2017
Raine80:
Perhaps
perhaps? Humour me, will you? smiley
CultureRe: Emir Sanusi's Grandfather Was Dethroned In 1963 & It's About To Repeat Itself by AfroSamurai: 3:15am On May 15, 2017
nextprince:
Will you keep quiet and stop acting mental laziness? Just to remind you before you label me a coward, stop throwing insults. Even though I know that is the easy path most you take when it is obvious logic is failing. You are so happy to have realised that you don't take a fight to a man in his own house, thank God for that education.
At last we're getting somewhere. I know I've been schooling you, so lemme continue to school you so you'll know what it truly means for one to be educated.

Hehe. Everyone has a trade he/she is usually comfortable with. If Hausas are mai suya and shai, it will interest you to know that uche, chinedu also hawk okpa, chinchin in the north . The ever presence of ladies in brothels all over the north are also learning trades abi? Yes, I know some northern ladies practise prostitution down south but very insignificant number when compared to these things "hawking" everywhere.
So tell me, if northern ladies practise prostitution, southerners do Mai suya, Mai Shai and shoe-makers in the north? That's your answer. Let it sink inside your empty skull once again so it can educated you a lil.

Sharap. Dangote's parents have been businessmen even before military leadership in Nigeria. Go and find out, ie if your tiny literacy can assist you in doing that.
Are we talking about Dangote's parents here? We are talking about the things that helped Dangote become the richest man in Africa. Being friends with military dictators played a very major role. So, once again, you've been educated. Sit tight lemme continue.

You are here fuming about north envying education. So education is your invention? Your sense of history must be very poor. For your information, the north doesn't even know what you are talking about. Do you call yourselves educated? Educated in what exactly? Robbery, human rituals, cultism, just name them. What will the north envy in these forms of education?
Of course they don't know what I'm talking about, how can they when they're bloody illiterates. You expect someone who marries a 9 year old girl to know what education is all about? Or someone who sits down on the sand and chant "la ila ila la" to know what being educated is perish the thought. You guys are filthy illiterate. You give education and civilisation a bad name. No wonder you act like savages and slaughter human beings like rams.

Oh! Your god planted oil for you? Your god should also provide you the might to harvest alone otherwise, it will be harvested by everyone and you can only make noise about it. But apart from that oyel, what do you produce?
Have you checked the IGR of southern states? https://www.nairaland.com/2388031/ten-nigerian-states-highest-igr

Click on that link so you'll be properly educated.

Spare me those craps of Soyinka. If Soyinka had not written books, others wouldn't have been educated, is that what you are saying. Meanwhile, we are talking of science and technologies and you are here mentioning a prof in literature. The question remains; what do you contribute to national purse? Stop all these oil crap, it is already stale and your secrets are being thrown to the fore.
Stock these into your skull and remain in pieces as well.
The link above have given answers to your feeble and nonsensical questions that smacks the bit of every atom of sensibility.

You've so far shown you're a glorified illiterate with access to internet. I urge you to use that internet to educate yourself properly. Your region is backward, lame and almost useless. It's almost a shame to even call it a region because it looks like a place where wild animals are kept.

Here is another link that show the number of states rich states in Nigeria. Tell me where your pride of north is: http:///top-10-richest-states-in-nigeria-2016/

Where there is 10 southern states, only one nothern state is present, and you're here m noise!

Shame on you!. tongue
RomanceRe: When Did We Fall In Love With An Idea? by AfroSamurai: 2:47am On May 15, 2017
Raine80:
Reprieves are permitted
Hmmm. What about 'yes' is it also permitted?. smiley
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Does Look Or Gender Has Anything To Do With Success In Interview? by AfroSamurai: 7:50pm On May 14, 2017
Well sometimes yes. grin
Christianity EtcRe: "Release My Visa" Billboard Of Omega Ministry International Spotted In Benin by AfroSamurai: 7:21pm On May 14, 2017
Waiting for Apostle Sulieman to deny the pastor. Like he denied Stephanie Otobo.
RomanceRe: 8 Reasons Nairaland Guys Are Always Lashing Out At Nigerian Girls(photo) by AfroSamurai: 7:19pm On May 14, 2017
Dimples182:
No Joe, I don't mean you! I meant toks but I guess the shoe fit so you couldn't help but take a walk in them? grin
Nope. The shoe doesn't fit but I know my penis_ fit into your vagina so you enjoy riding it. Tell me, hope you enjoyed the ride?

By the way, who is Joe?
CultureRe: Emir Sanusi's Grandfather Was Dethroned In 1963 & It's About To Repeat Itself by AfroSamurai: 7:16pm On May 14, 2017
nextprince:
You are nothing but an illiterate ranting so much without saying anything at the end of the day.
You served in the north, and then? Stop making effort to sound like a graduate because I doubt if are one. You did not tell a man he is stupid in his own house, why didn't you? You claimed to have been in Sokoto and it is difficult for you to notice that the northerners have nothing to envy about your places. Which school did you attend? If you care to know, Southerners hustling in the north far outnumber their northern counterparts in the south. I know this will be a herculean task for the illiterate, won't be surprised. "If we didn't plant the oil, who did"? Did you? Pls, tell me how you cultivated oil, Mr "education". Is it your god that cultivated it? Apart from hungry thugs going about with this trash of "our oyel" name one enlightened individual making such noise. So because northerners do menial jobs in the south means there are no miserable southerners struggling to make ends meet in the north? And as I type right now, thousands of them are packed inside Young Shall Grow vehicles heading towards the north what are they going to do there? Develop the north?
You are here mentioning Wole Soyinka when the question is; what do you contribute to the national purse? How much is Soyinka contributing to national resources? If you are talking about individuals, how many people were employed by all these people combined as compared to Aliko Dangote?
If you are actually educated, you don't need to prove it, it will be noticed and as far as I'm concerned, you are just an illiterate suffering from joblessness.
You're a mute fool! And I'm amazed at the display of your foolishness yet myopic insight.

You seem to forget only a fool will tell a man he is stupid in his own house. That's the answer I readily give to shallow minded individuals like you.

The southerners hustling in the north are doing what exactly, selling suya and polishing shoes everywhere, right? Indeed, you're a shallow minded individual.

If the northerners have nothing to envy from the southerners, why are they trying so hard to beef up education and rub shoulders with the south? You think I don't know local governments in the north send a fortune sending aboki's to school, even as they refuse to go to school?. Perish the thought! The north envy the south. Choke on it.

As for the 'oyel' yes! Our God put it there and gave it to us to cultivate! Yes, you heard me. I wonder why your god didn't give you 'oyel' to cultivate but instead gave you barren lands riddled with drought to cultivate. Nonsense!.

I'm sure you know the southerners doing menial jobs in the north are learning one form of trade or another, not being Mai Shia and frying Indomie up and down. Please keep mute.

You see where you deviate like a deviant. If Wole Soyinka didn't pave way for education, will Dangote, who was helped by plethora of military dictators to become wealthy employ employable graduates?

Now Mr. See just how lame your position is? Your religion blinds you from seeing the truth, which is, your religion is causing untold damages to the mind of many of you. That's why many of you can't survive outside the shindig of region.

Please rest in pieces and digest the information above. May be it might just ease your suffering and enlighten you and your lot!

Nonsense!. tongue
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs In Nigeria Are For Children - If You Have Crossed 30 Move Ahead by AfroSamurai: 5:05pm On May 14, 2017
Amen! Couldn't agree more. That's why it's nice to start early.
RomanceRe: When Did We Fall In Love With An Idea? by AfroSamurai: 4:56pm On May 14, 2017
Raine80:
Keeps you on your toes.
You know one can get tired easily, especially when one stand on his toes for too long. smiley
RomanceRe: When Did We Fall In Love With An Idea? by AfroSamurai: 4:19pm On May 14, 2017
Raine80:
It takes awhile to warm up to me wink
LOL. You're difficult to read. This minute you're all awesome, that minute you're stoic and totally different.

I wonder...
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by AfroSamurai: 3:38pm On May 14, 2017
cococandy:
I thought I recognized that photo too. Cause I follow sisi on Instagram.

Plagiarism. Poster shouldn't have removed sisi's water mark
Ah! Timelezz, so people plagiarise food? grin
RomanceRe: When Did We Fall In Love With An Idea? by AfroSamurai: 3:28pm On May 14, 2017
Raine80:
So a lady becomes bitterly disappointed that the man she married is an embarrassment and a failure but this is exactly the same man she dated for 5 years before getting married. She is disappointed because she has failed to mould him into her ideal concept of a perfect man. Why are we preoccupied with the notion of changing people to suit our ideals of perfection and when we fail we blame that person for failing?

A man marries a woman and some how her lack of interest in current and foreign affairs bothers him. The wife was never keen or showed any ambition when they dated you laughed when she thought Condoleeza Rice was a side dish. Now you are too embarrassed to take her to meet your business clients what's changed? She was never an ambitious woman that was evident from the start.

And still you married her why are you disappointed now?
We are fixated and are in love with concepts. The idea that somehow this person will fit into what we think they should be. Why then is it a surprise to anyone that marriages and relationships fail?

They fail because we set ourselves to fail. We are in love with an idea not reality.
I love your line of reasoning. Truly, your mind has evolved.
CultureRe: Emir Sanusi's Grandfather Was Dethroned In 1963 & It's About To Repeat Itself by AfroSamurai: 3:23pm On May 14, 2017
nextprince:
The so called "educated human being" ends up shooting himself in the foot.
Now, you claim to be educated (the usual propaganda) and accuse someone of generalisation and ends up in the same generalisation. Have you never met a muslim in your entire life?
I served in the north! Sokoto state to be precise. So i've met countless muslims. So see why I said you're an illiterate?

Why are you still a life if they all kill? Very educated indeed.
I'm alive because I'm not stupid enough to tell a man he is stupid in his own house. tongue

Now, stop making noise about oil which no single southerner earns. Did you plant oil? I can confidently tell you that that southerners are the laziest people I have ever seen. What do most of you do? What do you even contribute to the economy besides sitting down and be shouting "our oyel" which non of you lots even know anything about?
Your attempt to justify your baseless argument fell very flat because if the terrorist organisation answer islam, what religion is being practised by the major actors of human rituals, cultism, armed robbery and a host of other deadly activities common in your places?
Sit down and keep deceiving yourselves with huge govt allocation in the name of being productive. Note, an average northerner earns his living, he doesn't even understand all these noise you lots make on the internet. An average northerner works very hard for his little earning which he is even contented with. What do most of you depend on? Oil, oil and oil and you lots will still open your mouth to be making some funny noise. I repeat, what do you contribute? Again, don't come up with that "our oil" trash, it doesn't hold water.
You're just a miserable ranting muslim, who is pained about the success of the south and the miserable condition the north is, as a result of practising a back ward religion.

Let's bring out the stats and see which set of people are miserable, the north or the south.

If we didn't plant the 'oyel' who did, you? Or your god? Tell me, who. Like I told you before, the least illiterate in the south is ten times smarter than the highest genius in the north. If you want proof, I'll give you one. Ask yourself why your northerners leave the north and come here to hustle selling mai shai, suya, Polish shoes and do manicure?

If you truly want to know what we contribute to the development of Nigeria, ask yourself who Seun Osewa, Ayodele Dada, Wole Soyinka, Chinua Achebe and Co is? May be then a semblance of sense will dawn on your empty skull.
PetsRe: Which Breed Of Dog Is This? by AfroSamurai(op): 3:13pm On May 14, 2017
SafeDavid:
I pity you.
Pity yourself first, Blackface.

LMAO! You're pitiable truly. Imagine you threatening me with your feeble threats. tongue

Bring it on, loser!. grin

CultureRe: Emir Sanusi's Grandfather Was Dethroned In 1963 & It's About To Repeat Itself by AfroSamurai: 1:14pm On May 14, 2017
nextprince:
[s][/s]Sharrap and stop making unnecessary noise. Which religion is the latest and which is outdated? No wonder there are over 1000 versions of the "state of the art" religion. Between christianity and Islam, which is the latest?
We ain't talking about versions are we? At least the 1000 versions of the religion don't cut people's hand off, neither does it stone its women when they commit adultery, neither does it tell its followers to behead unbelievers... etc. So you see what I mean by outdated? tongue

You lots boast of wealth but make more noise about poverty in your lands. How many of you are gainfully employed.
Can you tell me the region that provide the bulk of Nigeria's revenue/wealth? Yes! Certainly not northern Nigeria. Certainly not core northern muslim Nigeria where redundancy and massive ineptitude is celebrated with the zest of a washed up wastrel.

Cultured? I no wan laff. It is northerners that wake their parents with side kicks abi? Civilised? What do you understand about civilisation? Is it about coming to nairaland and start insulting ideologies that don't fit into yours? Sorry sir, that's the exact opposite. Education? What is education? Knowing how to read and write in English text/language? Pls check your dictionary.
So according to you, all southerners wake their parents with side kicks? Marvellous! Seems generalisation is your strong suit. This is what I was saying about being cultured, civilised and educated. Now an educated, cultured and civilised man won't rush make hasty generalisations about things he knows not, why because he knows better. Now you my simple friend just showed you are the personification of everything that is uncultured, un civilised and badly educated.

Like I said once again, if you are educated. You'll know being truly educated surpass the ability to read and write. It's something that liberate a man from all forms of primordial thoughts and archaic religious and cultural practices.

So congratulations, you just showed you're a glorified illiterate from muslim northern Nigeria where Polio would have wiped out your kids if not for Bill Gates. So please, keep celebrating mediocrity, redundancy and backwardness.

And hey, how many "la Ila Ila la" have you muttered today? grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by AfroSamurai: 1:03pm On May 14, 2017
amicable09:
I know you like red cheesy
I know your language style.
I know the topics that interest you.

And I know your favorite thread!
Baby gurl when will you just admit you love me? grin wink

kiss kiss kiss
RomanceRe: Sex On First Date. Does It Really Happen? by AfroSamurai: 11:46am On May 14, 2017
TrapHedges:
Take her on a movie date
so u can finger her during the movie cool
I guess this is your Immortal Technique for showing her how lame your game is.
CultureRe: Emir Sanusi's Grandfather Was Dethroned In 1963 & It's About To Repeat Itself by AfroSamurai: 11:37am On May 14, 2017
FriendNG:


Stay out of my post. I don't have time to reply Alade like you.
Shut tha fuck_ up! You bloody uncircumcised illiterate!

People like you is the reason why Nigeria is a redundant state. You penchant for falsehood and spreading that outdated religion of yours is among the reason why we're in this mess in the first place.

Ignoramus like you will always cower and run when asked to show facts to back up your frivolous yet inane claims.

Now run to the mosque and recite "la ila ila la" 999 times without drinking water.

Now piss off!!!. tongue
CultureRe: Emir Sanusi's Grandfather Was Dethroned In 1963 & It's About To Repeat Itself by AfroSamurai: 11:31am On May 14, 2017
fuckpro:
hello
Hello is the title of a song by Lionel Richie.
CultureRe: Emir Sanusi's Grandfather Was Dethroned In 1963 & It's About To Repeat Itself by AfroSamurai: 11:29am On May 14, 2017
FriendNG:
Leave the Alade please. They in the South are more uncivilized, uncultured, more illiterate than the north.
Which rat hole did you crawl out from, Mr?

Can you provide proof of the foolish nonsense you just spewed?

"The south is uncivilised, un cultured and more illiterate than the north?" tell me, what brand of gbana are you smoking?
CultureRe: Emir Sanusi's Grandfather Was Dethroned In 1963 & It's About To Repeat Itself by AfroSamurai: 11:24am On May 14, 2017
Amoto94:
Some of you retards from whichever region you came from will come online to spew rubbish and insult others as if you're better than them by any stretch.
Of course I'm better than many of them. I served in the north and I've seen just ho wretched and miserable many northern muslims are. So please, shove it.

Nigeria as a whole is a poor nation deny this fact at your own peril, the issue of North been poor is not different that of South. How many Nigerians can feed comfortably three times daily on the average? How many Nigerians have good access to quality education and health system? How many Nigerians have access to pipe borne water, how many Nigerians have access to good roads and live in a serene environment? How many Nigerians have good paying jobs, how many Nigerians have good judicial system?
Oh please keep quite! Nigeria isn't poor! And I deny that mundane fact of yours ten times over.

Nigeria is a rich country. Mismanagement and looting of funds is what made Nigeria what she is today and this is as a result of bad and ineffective leadership which the north, yes northern muslim contribute a great deal to because they are the ones who have governed Nigeria most.

No matter what, you can never compare the life of the average southerner to that of the average northern muslim. That is one who, instead of going to work, spends his time in the mosque reading and chanting "la ila ila la" as if that will put food in his stomach.

Nigeria is almost a failed state due to the failure of its leaders to build a viable country and the followers inability to reason beyond parochial sentiments.
As for religion no matter how you try to paint Islam in bad light the truth shall always prevail.
cc: Vedaxcool, FriendNG
And who do we hold responsible, me and you, right? Or the northern muslims who ruled this country as military dictators and pummelled her into the stone age because of the illiterate mentality being fuelled by a religion as archaic as their Neanderthal brain.

I wonder which truth will prevail, the truth of religion (Islam) being useless in today's contemporary society? Or the truth of you not believing that your region is backward and totally needs serious help? Which truth, Mr. Man?
Foreign AffairsRe: Man Gets Jail Term For Threatening To Kill Obama by AfroSamurai: 10:45am On May 14, 2017
NgeneUkwenu:
So where are all the idiotic ipob Vandals who keep saying Nnamdi Cownu has not committed a Serious crime?
Do you know Nnamdi Kanu rhymes with Ngene Ukwenu?

Guess what the names have in common?

Give up.. they're of IPOB origin. grin tongue
RomanceRe: Man Catches His Best Friend In Bed With His Wife, Beats Him With Machete(video+p by AfroSamurai: 10:24am On May 14, 2017
Married women should start beating this girls who sleep with their husbands with cutlass also. grin
FamilyRe: Happy Mothers Day, Come Share Your Mums Pic Celebrating Her by AfroSamurai: 10:17am On May 14, 2017
Cutezt:
What sane person on earth wouldn't proudly flaunt his mother's pix if he had the chance? They are jewels , if you have yours, treat her right while you can.
I tell you this. Nairaland underfed and foolish trolls are allover this thread already, waiting to screen grab the pics. It's best for one to refrain from doing such.
CultureRe: Emir Sanusi's Grandfather Was Dethroned In 1963 & It's About To Repeat Itself by AfroSamurai:
trippy:
I actually hope he is dethroned. that post there isn't for him. Getting a lot of unnecessary attention for that seat. Let him just go into politics full time
oh and his daughter representing him in that manner is totally wrong. it's their tradition and they're not pleased with it
There's a say: "evil thrives because men refuse to do something".
CultureRe: Emir Sanusi's Grandfather Was Dethroned In 1963 & It's About To Repeat Itself by AfroSamurai: 9:08am On May 14, 2017
Such pettiness! I believe the powers that be in Kano aren't happy just because Sanusi is telling them the truth, which is their religion is outdated and hated.

They should wash their eyes with sand and see the reality on ground. The north is poor! Plain and simple. Any region that allow men marry women indiscriminately and birth babies the way pigs give birth is heading head on for doom.

Let them know this. They can frustrate Emir Sanusi as they wish. But the truth will always be glaring to them, no matter how they want to hide it.
FashionRe: Miss Rivers Contestant Embarrasses Herself When Asked A Question (video) by AfroSamurai: 8:54am On May 14, 2017
Ishilove:
My thoughts too. I hate to imagine the unbelievable pressure she must have been going through.

Some people need to think really deep before understanding a question, and in her case she gave the first answer that came into her head. That doesn't mean she is stupid.

It's easy to condemn when we haven't walked in their shoes.
Been there, done that! Hey Shaquille O'Neal, what you have to say the girl in question? grin

FashionRe: Miss Rivers Contestant Embarrasses Herself When Asked A Question (video) by AfroSamurai: 8:17am On May 14, 2017
FTBOY:
listen to her intonation, there's no way this girl is from rivers state talk more of emohua. this is a typical edo village girl.
Hey bro. That's not cool. LOL.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastors: 10 Things You Must NEVER Do, No Matter What by AfroSamurai: 7:59am On May 14, 2017
Not sleep with their female church members and not get involved in sex scandals.

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