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The fvck

Niggarr!!

Who am I to criticize your sexual orientation?

Telling your family members? I hope they are understanding.

As a real niggarr, I'd go for some nice clean tight pussy anyday anytime thrice on a cold Wednesday night.

On the contrary, Gays aren't fake ass niggarrs because science has an explanation for that shit.

As a lover of science, I try as much as possible not to be homophobic.

The fvck Niggarr!!
Pussy ass niggarrs propose.
Real niggarrs get a girl pregnant and they start co-habiting.
It's as simple as that.

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Niggarr!!

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Niggarr!!


You nor fit dey do illegal job still dey protest publicly nah. If popo carry them nah to pay bail money sha.

I still remember many years when I still be upcoming dey visit ashawo joint, heat wan kill me one day like that, the girl sef dey vex say light no dey.

She lose customer since that day.

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Niggarr!!


The science of space is so interesting!

I know one day science will ensure that man will live in space, because at the rate climate change is evolving, the earth would be unsuitable for man to live some day or peradventure the earth get hit by a monumental astronomical object.

The fvck Niggarr!!

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Niggarr!!


This government is out to frustrate Nigerians.

Shout-out to them real niggarrs still getting paid in dollars though.

Why is Trump delaying the second stimulus check nah?

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Niggarr!!

This is the first female Northerner I'm seeing not getting married at an early age!

E shock me!

The fvck! At 46, you sure say she still dey ovulate?

But this marriage looks like an arranged one.

Same woman wey Bubu wan marry, them come give another person for same cabinet.

Oh boy! This Naija nah wahala.

If your a punter see my signature.

The fvck
Niggarr!!

The River Niger looks very small in Shiroro. Just wait until it gets fed by it's largest tributary at Lokoja in the River Benue, then boom! It is evident from the view in the commercial city of Onitsha.

If the insecurities in Nigeria's security can be tackled, niggarr can go around Nigeria and do some sightseeing. Let us appreciate what we have. Any sightseeing at this stage now is detrimental to your survival as a human being courtesy of Buhari.

Light go dey this area 24/7 o, yet Niger Delta wey them get money take build this dam nor dey get light like this.

This life nor just balance.

The fvck
Niggarr!!

Which kind wahala be this?

Everyone sha wan open thread.

OP you still need to get a needle first.

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Niggarr!!

My greatest fear got to be not being able to afford my needs.

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Niggarr!!

Sad!!

See my signature if your a punter

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Niggarr!!

Kebbi State dey below the Kainji dam if I am not wrong.

So if flood waters from Mali enter Nigeria them ghast release waters from the Kainji reservoir, so many communities on the bank of the river Niger go dey flooded.

We not only street smart, but book smart as well, go kill yourself if you nor gree, na why me girls like me, cos I like to educate them and them just love the nigga cos I'm like the realest niggarr out there.

This palliatives small sha, but she try.

#Peace out

The fvck
Niggarr!!

Victor changed the game when he came on.

He is gonna be a success in Naples.

20+ goals is guaranteed! But he needs to be starting.

The fvck
Niggarr!!

This is like the dumbest statement I have heard in a while.

You go still be "mummy boy" sha

Grow the fvck up and hustle!!

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Niggarr!!

Happy birthday day niggarr!!

If your playlist don't have Wale songs, then you don't understand good music.

Nigerian rappers are shit except Vector of course. Vector is the only Nigerian rapper I force myself to listen cos his songs give me goose bumps, e shock you abi, e shock me too, not all his songs though. You see the rest, them just force shit on the mic.

There's this sing Kesh featured Wale and I was really disturbed cos Kesh was spitting trash, I had to delete that song.

J.Cole, Migos, Lamar, Chance the rapper, Joyner Lucas, the list is endless niggarr, give your ears good treat abeg.

Bro Level up!!

#Peace out


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I see a lot of niggarrs coming at me in my mentions shouting MI. Hahahaha

Don't get me wrong, I used to listen to MI when I was a boy, now I am a man. You get it now?

Vector is a better wordsmith than MI, even MI sef sabi. Shame no allow am talk am, just like how Messi take better Ronaldo but them no go just gree.

#Peace out

The fvck
Niggarr!!

What is Fayemi forming now? This one dey form leader now cos him dey fvck with Buhari and small boy Zulum? Anyways his problem.

I don't know much about politicking in OYO, but the tales coming from tha pace setter state is that Makinde is setting the pace.

Ooin! He is doing well. I'm sure OYO would stick with him. Power truly belongs to the people, if them no rig election as APC does.

OYO can never ne LAGOS

The fear of the US is the beginning of calmness.

This one that Buhari is preaching electoral fairness as a result of Obaseki's victory, till today, I have still not come to terms with the circumstances that brought the "Supreme Court governor in Imo". I'm still mesmerized at what happened in Osun.

Let's keep our fingers crossed as the build up to 2023 plays out, let the politicking continue!

#Peace out

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Niggarr!!!

As a staunch proponent of the masses reaping the dividends of democracy, I celebrate with my brothers and sisters in Edo in the wake of this massive victory.

Obaseki did well and totally deserved a second term.

This victory is sweeter in that the ugly dwarf that is imposing candidates has been buried politically and to never rise.

This victory is not just for Edo, it is for all to see that we must stay woke and that power is truly in the hands of the people.

Oshiomole is a dead niggarr!!

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Niggarr!!

I propose the death penalty for rapists. Who is with me?

On behalf of all Alphas in Nairaland, I hereby declare rape a dastardly act that must be rooted out of our society.

This shit is getting serious as the day rolls by, lest we become India, where a female is raped on the hour.

In other news, congrats to all Edo people.

4+4= Torgba indeed, even if I nor understand the meaning of "torgba",I ff join the celebration.

Trabelsi10:
Bro, I'm not mean at you, I was just tryna pull your legs a little.

I'm also a unilorite, from Agric department.

Yo niggarr!!

Oh I got some homies in Agric.

Pumping is my boy, he is the welfare guy at your faculty.

One of my babes is also in Agric.

Safe niggarr!

Anytime school reopens, I am open to smoking some wraps of maloway and reminisce about Nairaland together.

The fvck
Niggarr!!

The hearts of men are evil.

A damage of this magnitude should have been avoided.

People should come to compromises.

I hope the farmer comes back twice as tall. I really hope this ain't the end of the road for him.

I wish I could reach him and support him with a lil BTC

The fvck
Niggarr!!

The main reason niggarrs got to step up the hustle.

I can't overemphasize the need for niggarrs to hustle.

Hustle o! So if tomorrow reach, you no go come nairaland dey open yeye thread on woman buying things for you as a man.

You dey give the woman power to ridicule you be that.

E be things o!

I go open account for you for Meet Me at 5k worth of BTC. Pm me if your interested.

For the last time, my people make una hustle o! Even girls dey bomb now. Make girl dey ask for update and you boy dey beg online.

Level up!!

The fvck
Niggarr!!

See as family fine!!


Boys ghast step up the hustle.

Congratulations Bovi!

The fvck
Niggarr!!

Too much joy kills at times.

Trading one's life as a result of pleasures from politics in Nigeria does not add up for me.

It's not as if that niggarr is reaping the dividends of democracy.

But who am I to criticize his enthusiasm? I hope he is safe.