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SportsRe: Russia Lines Up Super Eagles Friendly In June by AFvckingAlpha(m): 6:26pm On Feb 14, 2025
Gbadugbakun:
Russia has been banned by Fifa since the Ukraine war started. But since Nigeria is now a member of BRICS, they can organize matches with their member countries. Make fifa no ban Nigeria sha na my own be that.
It has nothing to do with BRICS plus Nigeria has not beem admitted into the BRICS.
PoliticsRe: "No Arms Missing Under Egbetokun," Police Repond To Audit Report by AFvckingAlpha(m): 12:09pm On Feb 13, 2025
The illegal IG has no clue of what he's doing.

The seat is clearly bigger than him.

Time after time, Tinubu has proven that his choices are not good for us as a nation. He's a bad omen.

We said it, they said our mouth was smelling.

I hope y'all are smelling the bad stench from this terrible government.

God help us in 2027, to make the right choice.

I said what I said
PoliticsRe: Edo: APC Abruptly Closes Case After Witnesses Confirm Over Voting by AFvckingAlpha(m): 12:02pm On Feb 13, 2025
Everyone can agree that the Edo elections were a sham. Irregularities marred the whole process.

The judiciary is already compromised. This tribunal ordeal is a wild goose chase.

"The governor is here" governor with the help of his masters in Aso Rock will not give up power.

Worst case scenario he losses at the lower courts but gets redemption at the supreme court. Its all a game!

But i do hope the real winner gets his mandate.

Let the people decide who governs them, is it that hard Nigeria.

Edo nah Lagos

I said what i said my nigga
PetsRe: My Dog Killed This Snake by AFvckingAlpha(m): 10:14pm On Feb 07, 2025
brain54:
Looks like a mamba...

But can't tell the type from the picture.

Your dog can't eat or stand. Any bite marks?

Dogs barked just once... I am guessing it's a Rottweiler. Those ones no get time for too much noise!
Black mambas are native to east and southern africa
PoliticsRe: Governor Otti Flags Off Reconstruction Of Omenuko Bridge After Years Of Neglect by AFvckingAlpha(m): 3:53pm On Feb 05, 2025
Paraman:
All thanks to niger delta oil money and VATs from the south west.
But Abia is part of the Niger-delta dumbass
PoliticsRe: Petrol Blended In Malta Still Being Imported Into Nigeria – Energy Expert by AFvckingAlpha(m): 1:29pm On Feb 04, 2025
You can never understand Nigeria. It is so complex

David already unraveled the Tinubu, Oando, NNPC, Malta bromance.

If you think Nigeria refineries will work, you’re deceiving yourself. I don’t know of another government but not Tinubu’s. His government lacks transparency. The more you see the less you know.

They will tell you global oil prices will affect pms price in Nigeria, their excuse for their thievery. But global oil prices is not affecting Saudi pms price.

When we are ready we will take back our country. Suffer no dey tire una.

I said what I said.
PoliticsRe: Banditry: End Insecurity By 2025 Ending – Tinubu Gives Military Marching Orders by AFvckingAlpha(m): 1:17pm On Feb 04, 2025
Maybe Bandits but not ISIS backed ISWAP. Even the US cannot completely get rid of ISIS after how many years. The Lake-Chad basin is for ISWAP, you can govern the rest of Nigeria.

ISWAP killed tens of Nigerian soldiers in Malam Fatori and you didn’t say anything about it.

Nigerians deserve you as their president, if they will not wake the fvck up. Fake ass President, stoopid ass President

Yeah I said what I said
RomanceRe: I Am In Love In A 13 Years Old Girl by AFvckingAlpha(m): 4:56am On Jul 20, 2024
After you get the clout you are chasing boy, go warm eba chop!
PoliticsRe: Customs Didn’t Cause Rice Buyers’ Deaths At Lagos Office – Spokesperson by AFvckingAlpha(m): 9:57am On Feb 26, 2024
Tinubu's bad omen

I said what I said
PoliticsRe: Tension In Rivers As APC And Fubara Lock Horns Again Over Tinubu’s Resolutions by AFvckingAlpha(m): 9:29am On Feb 26, 2024
AFvckingAlpha:
Fubara has been checkmated with all them resolutions by Wike's federal might

He should enjoy this four years, cos no way he's returning as a governor


Wike is a fvcking bully
PoliticsRe: Tension In Rivers As APC And Fubara Lock Horns Again Over Tinubu’s Resolutions by AFvckingAlpha(m): 9:28am On Feb 26, 2024
Fubara has been checkmated with all them resolutions by Wike's federal might
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Zimbabwe: 2026 World Cup Qualifier (1 - 1) On 19th November 2023. by AFvckingAlpha(m): 2:42pm On Nov 19, 2023
If we don’t get maximum points in this game it would be difficult to finish top of the group. Cos S/A would win in Rwanda. It’s unbelievable how low Nigeria 🇳🇬 has hit.
RomanceRe: MTN Nigeria Responds To "Debt Clearance" On Users Line by AFvckingAlpha(m): 2:34pm On Nov 11, 2023
MTN should take they L in peace. I borrowed 3k again and I'm dropping the sim card anyways. They can suck my dick!
FamilyRe: This Whatsapp Status Was Posted By Someone's Wife. Should I Tell Her Husband? by AFvckingAlpha(m): 3:24pm On Nov 10, 2023
Don't be a fvcking rat.
RomanceRe: What Investment Can I Do With 200k At The Moment? by AFvckingAlpha(m): 10:48am On Nov 09, 2023
TTdouble:
a friend introduced me to it last week and honestly I had made and withdrawn approximately half of my investment. I joined F3. Even if it turn out as ponzi as you said, in 2 weeks time, all my investment of 97.5K is out of the system, it worth trying out.
It ain’t worth trying, nobody’s a baby here. And don’t be promoting shitty pj’s here, you could just be misleading and innocent person on here.
RomanceRe: What Investment Can I Do With 200k At The Moment? by AFvckingAlpha(m): 10:01am On Nov 09, 2023
TTdouble:
join FCB F3 level with 97, 500 be making 3750 daily, that's 112, 500 monthly.
You will have simple tasks to perform every day as their employee.
I had made several withdrawals. click the link below to join:

Who are FCB : https://fcb09.com/xml/index.html

Sign Up: https://fcb09.com/xml/index.html#/login

use the referral code: 5916764 when creating your account
holla on 0.8.1.6.2.7.0.5.4.1.8
Ponzi schemes are shiiit.
RomanceRe: What Investment Can I Do With 200k At The Moment? by AFvckingAlpha(m): 10:01am On Nov 09, 2023
Freelancerr:
Buy BTC with it
Wait till February -march next year then cash out your money.

When you do.
Send me 5% for the advice
The bull run, I feel you, but with $200 how much you think say he go worth and that’s if BTC pump well
RomanceRe: What Investment Can I Do With 200k At The Moment? by AFvckingAlpha(m): 9:59am On Nov 09, 2023
$200, that’s cool. Go and farm retroactive airdrops e.g Zksync etc Or you can try out spot trading but $200 is not so much of a capital and you need strong signals. NFT’s are pumping as well or you can degen.

Good thing you know bet will handle you, the 200k won’t last 2 months even if you’re careful with the betting cos you’d always be chasing losses.

Or better still keep your 200k, take your time and Learn forex and start trading, there are free groups you can learn. Your $200 can be your base capital.

Or You can add some little change and buy a good laptop and learn a tech skill, basically any high income skill.

You must be ready to work like you’d suffer and I don’t literally mean suffering or else you’d just be going round circles.

Those are the legit ways I can think of unless you want to go into fraud, 200k is a good start for tools if you have a good smartphone. Just find one good update and work tirelessly.

I said what I said
RomanceRe: Her Body Size Discourages Me by AFvckingAlpha(m): 10:56am On Oct 30, 2023
PeeboyDmx:
I have a friend, she is kind, she is very caring, emphasis on caring
Honestly, I feel like the heart is the most important thing in a human being, and I see her as someone who possesses a big heart
although she is very young by age
she has been the one doing the toasting for a while now and I am kinda going with the flow.

Now the only issue I have is her body size, she is a really fat person
I am not good at body shaming people, because I wouldn't want anyone to do the same to me, but sincerely I don't think I can keep up with her body size.

My reason for bringing this here is that, I feel like I am losing something really precious and valuable all because I am more focused on the outward appearance, secondly I feel like there won't be any intimacy between us even if we start dating because I am not sexually attracted to her.

I am scared that I would look back and regret, but I think I would rather let her go than to hurt her in the future


Please your advices are needed
You’re not good at something, psyche!

Ni66a you just body shamed her, tell it to her face, hurt her feelings, tell her to go drop some pounds.

If you like her, you will tell her!

I said what I said my ni66a
NYSCRe: Which Course Can Some Study In Masters Program After Studty Bsc Zoology by AFvckingAlpha(m): 10:52am On Oct 30, 2023
Think outside the box my nigga!

Learn a high income skill like coding or forex and don’t go and waste your money on some MSc.

Yeah I said what I said
RomanceRe: See This 200$ Amazon Gift Card I Received from a US Client by AFvckingAlpha(m): 11:43am On Oct 24, 2023
NairaGPT:
I checked online and I saw 750n/$ so it’s still not bad
I will buy your Amazon.com cards for 500/$. You can send them in batches. Lemme know if you don’t get better rate, 750/$ for e-gift cards is not feasible I won’t lie so be careful who you trade with
RomanceRe: See This 200$ Amazon Gift Card I Received from a US Client by AFvckingAlpha(m): 11:38am On Oct 24, 2023
Rates are not as high as 750/$ for e-gift cards. I’ll give you 500/$. Lemme know if you’re good for it.
RomanceRe: Apologize To A Part Of Your Body You've Overused. by AFvckingAlpha(m): 6:00pm On Oct 16, 2023
My lungs, my liver and my prick but I still wan knack, I wan knack!
RomanceRe: Nairaland Deleted My Topic! This Is Unfair.. All I Wanted Was Help And Advice by AFvckingAlpha(m): 12:40pm On Oct 14, 2023
dontrulee:
Omo, why Platoo go fall my hand like this?
I no believe say you go fit do this kind thing. No le le, hand go touch you soon
Platoo fall your hand keh, see this one.

You and Platoo Abi wetin una dey call am, una mind no go touch ground.
RomanceRe: I Sucked A Girl Pusey Now I’m Having Stomach Pain’s Please Help by AFvckingAlpha(m): 10:53pm On Oct 13, 2023
smalldivk111:
Someone please help me I gave my ex head today I’m now experiencing stomach pains all over please what should I do?
What else did you eat aside the coochie, OP?
RomanceRe: I Sucked A Girl Pusey Now I’m Having Stomach Pain’s Please Help by AFvckingAlpha(m): 10:52pm On Oct 13, 2023
Henry22:
Only simps do that disgusting shiiiiiiit lipsrsealed
Shut the fvck up boy, you don’t know shii
RomanceRe: Non-virgins Don’t Deserve Bride Price by AFvckingAlpha(m): 5:58pm On Oct 08, 2023
Yo lemme grab my loud as I see how this drama ensues.

Yo one lady is taking y’all men on, damn!

Y’all men need to do better, cos she’s clearly savage that all of ya!

Y’all be recycling lines and she be tearing y’all with very spicy and sharp words.

I said what I said my nigga
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija All Stars: My Love For Ceec Is Unmatched – Kiddwaya by AFvckingAlpha(m): 9:29pm On Sep 27, 2023
That man weird as fvck son!


This weird guy with his weird father that has a Vesace fetish
It's only normal to return the favor.

I'm not a fan of BBN, but ain't no All stars without Erica.

She's the definition of drama, maybe Tacha comes close, noteworthy mention is Cee-C

The rest they just there.

And how did Erica brother zoned Kidd, that shit scary as fvck.

I said what I said my ni66a
RomanceRe: Please I Need Your Advice On This by AFvckingAlpha(m): 9:26pm On Sep 27, 2023
Get a hold of yourself boy, don't be doing shit you gonna regret and what's non-blood related cousin, wtf does that mean grin

I know how this shit ends trust me, so you need to dead that shit boy. Its gonna be a mess!

And how old are you lots, y'all sound like kids that just hit they 20's.

non-blood related cousins una.

lol

I said what I said my ni66a

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