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RomanceRe: A New Nairaland Member: Blacqaerhi by AFvckingAlpha(m): 7:30pm On Sep 19, 2020
The fvck

Niggarr!!!
Jokes EtcRe: Grammatical Errors: Adverts Go Wrong (Pictures) by AFvckingAlpha(m): 3:10pm On Sep 19, 2020
Sambaby7640:
Look at the slowpoke chest beating cheesy
The fvck
Niggarr!!
Jokes EtcRe: Grammatical Errors: Adverts Go Wrong (Pictures) by AFvckingAlpha(m):
The fvck
Niggarr!!

Funny scenes.

English is difficult as I do say always.

If you have a dashing command of the language, you should be proud, like I am.

Most folks on this platform are bad with the use of English.

I owe my parents a vacation in the Bahamas for the decent education they gave me.

I will give my kids a better one.

I miss Maloway mehn!

Only real niggarrs would understand.

Maloway anyday anytime twice on a hot Saturday afternoon.
SportsRe: Liverpool To Complete £45m Signing Of Diogo Jota From Wolves. by AFvckingAlpha(m): 11:39am On Sep 19, 2020
Generalkorex:
How e take reach 100?
The fvck
Niggarr!!

Shey English don hard for you again??
SportsRe: Liverpool To Complete £45m Signing Of Diogo Jota From Wolves. by AFvckingAlpha(m): 11:18am On Sep 19, 2020
The fvck
Niggarr!!

I thought Klopp was coming at Chelsea for spending over £200m.

When they was spending on Van Dijk, Allison and co, I loved how his lips weren't moving.

Now the've spent close to a £100m.

He should stop shouting.

This Jota guy won't break the established trio of Mane, Salah and Firmino.

Think about it, Jota or Werner?

I think Chelsea made the right buy, considering the fee for the duo ain't so much apart.
PoliticsRe: Edo Election: Voters Stop Thugs From Disrupting Election In Oredo (Video) by AFvckingAlpha(m): 10:51am On Sep 19, 2020
Trabelsi10:
This one wey everybody wan dey gain popularity for nairaland.


Some say na Iyo cartel, some say na Enudapan and AfvckingAlpha(Omo unilorin) you better go dust your materials or you face Tanke alone grin


As far as we are concerned, the nairaland celebrities we know for now are Slawormir and our amiable pastor Righteousness89.


for make sense if no be say he/she too dey insult
Gee, I no dey find popularity, I dey speak my mind.

The only way I fit take face tanke, nah only via violence. I don get skirmish with one or two people wey reach security post.

But as a real niggarr I dey get through am unscathed.

My CGPA gallant die.

Life sciences and Chemistry dey try suck am, but them nor reach.
RomanceRe: I Want To Make 1 Million Naira In 24 Hours Please Help by AFvckingAlpha(m): 10:46pm On Sep 18, 2020
The fvck

Niggarr!!

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SportsRe: Aubameyang Signs A New 3-Year Deal With Arsenal by AFvckingAlpha(m): 5:17pm On Sep 18, 2020
CalvinGaye:
Sorry, but you claim to be Alpha? How come you write like a fucking Gamma.

You write up don't seem Alphalike at all.

Damn!
Ok
RomanceRe: My Mom Is Too Stubborn! by AFvckingAlpha(m): 5:13pm On Sep 18, 2020
The fvck
Niggarr!!

One thing I'm sure of, at this age we are now, nobody can tell me who to marry and who not to marry, when they are not the one feeding me. Are you still eating in your mothers' house at your age? and you're not telling us.
RomanceRe: Nairalander Help Me Beg Mr Slawormir. by AFvckingAlpha(m): 5:06pm On Sep 18, 2020
The fvck
Niggarr!!

Wey you for ask am to show you how to catch fish instead of asking for fish.
RomanceRe: Girls Hostel Challenge by AFvckingAlpha(m): 11:57am On Sep 16, 2020
The fvck
Niggarr!!

Go get a life niggarr!
RomanceRe: Haba Nigerians Are Wicked! See What They Did To These Big Brother Housemates by AFvckingAlpha(m): 11:15am On Sep 16, 2020
The fvck
Niggarr!!

Grow the fvck up niggarr!!
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan Graduates Shine At Law School, Win 28 Of 38 Total Prizes by AFvckingAlpha(m): 7:33pm On Sep 15, 2020
The fvck
Niggarr!!!

Oh boy!

Some people from Unilorin won't like this news.

"Overhyped religious glorified secondary school"

Let us light a blunt and smoke the wrap, UI is the best in Nigeria.

If you know, you know.

Make we no long matter.

Other schools dey learn, them OAU, especially Unilorin.

Nah dress code them go catch students for up and down.

God punish all of them.

My dreads don plenty, if school resume now, I ghast go cut am.

Foolish school.

If you ask me, I go transfer comot from that shitty school anyday anytime.
SportsRe: Aubameyang Signs A New 3-Year Deal With Arsenal by AFvckingAlpha(m):
The fvck
Niggarr!!

Good news for Arsenal fans, this is the best signing they can ever get.

Lets light the blunt, Auba is literally Gunners.

I think the signing of Willian convinced him as well as the recent trophies, the shield and the last seasons' Facup

He is like the most underrated forward in world football today.

Many do not know, how good he is.

Go and ask the Gabon presidents' wife why she loved wearing the no 14 jersey at the Afcon they hosted. There is a rumour, he is banging that woman.

I have praised them, let me now troll them. Arsenal still wont get into the top four unless they can pip United, and I think United can't afford not to finish in the top four.

If you ask me, the title is among the trio of Chelsea, City and Liverpool. Anyday anytime everyday thrice on a cold tuesaday night.

Wise up niggarr, thats the top 3.
RomanceRe: See What This Boys Are Doing In My Area To Get Pussy by AFvckingAlpha(m): 9:21am On Sep 14, 2020
The fvck
Niggarr!

This shit can only happen in PH
RomanceRe: She Said She's Confused About Us by AFvckingAlpha(m): 7:56am On Sep 14, 2020
The fvck
Niggarr!!

What about the girl from your last thread??
RomanceRe: I'll Make Her Fall For Me And Then Shatter Her by AFvckingAlpha(m): 10:02am On Sep 13, 2020
The fvck
Niggarr!!
RomanceRe: Am I Being Set Up? A Married Woman Said I Impregnated Her. Please Advice by AFvckingAlpha(m): 9:47am On Sep 13, 2020
If you believe this cooked up story, I'm sorry but you are FUU
CrimeRe: Tipper Rams Newly Wedded Man’s Car, Killing Him At The Spot (photos) by AFvckingAlpha(m): 7:36am On Sep 13, 2020
The fvck
Niggarr!!

RIP!!

He must have been a real niggarr!!
CrimeRe: Party Guest Stabs Celebrant To Death In Ogun State (Photo) by AFvckingAlpha(m): 9:08pm On Sep 12, 2020
The fvck
Niggarr!!

RomanceRe: I See No Difference In Masturbating And Using A Condom by AFvckingAlpha(m): 8:11am On Sep 12, 2020
The fvck
Niggarr!!

Y'all need to quit creating crap threads

TF!
LiteratureRe: Faridah Abike-Iyimide Secures MacMillan Million-Dollar Book Deal In USA by AFvckingAlpha(m): 10:36am On Sep 11, 2020
Ok
PoliticsRe: Mass Actions Against Fuel Price Hike Begin Next Week by AFvckingAlpha(m): 10:27am On Sep 11, 2020
The fvck
Niggarr!!

We must start addressing trivial issue as we ought to.

#160 or whatsoever price they fixed is totally unacceptable.

It is ludicrously ludicrous grin

Am I making sense??

And what's this hype with Davido's Fem. I mean the worst song on Burna's Twice as Tall is better than that crap of a song grin, there are no even bad songs on Burna's album, we dey vibe to everything.

David and his fans are swimming in mediocrity, so much noise for an average song, he should go get Wurld to write him another song.

Let us settle this.

Like for the worst song on Burna's album grin, and share for Davids' crap fem.

I no even wan bring Machala enter the equation, them never born Davido papa well near am grin

Peace out!!
BusinessRe: Do Nigeria Banks Have The Right To Retain 10% From A Deceased’s Account? by AFvckingAlpha(m): 8:16pm On Sep 10, 2020
The fvck
Niggarr!!

Nigerian banks and their plots to always subtly steal money from their customers.

I will scatter any bank that try shit with me.

They should go and ask the UBA in the Unilorin campus.

I did shege for the female bank manager.
PoliticsRe: Afdb President Adesina Hits Aso Rock, In ‘closed Door’ Meeting With Buhari by AFvckingAlpha(m): 8:13pm On Sep 10, 2020
The fvck
Niggarr!!

This man is a real niggarr. They tried all their power to deny him a 2nd term. Dude manoeuvred his way despite the stumbling blocks.

Buhari can learn few things from this shrewd man.

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SportsRe: Messi Ranked No 1 Player On FIFA21 by AFvckingAlpha(m): 8:08pm On Sep 10, 2020
The fvck
Niggarr!!

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RomanceRe: God is great by AFvckingAlpha(m): 2:27pm On Sep 10, 2020
Proof or I don't believe.

Anyways I have a solution you.

Pm me and if I discover you good as you say you are, we would get married asap.

Am I not making sense?
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests twin Brothers For Internet Fraud In Ilorin. by AFvckingAlpha(m): 7:43pm On Sep 09, 2020
The fvck
Niggar!!

Niggarrs tryna make way for themselves and their family. sad They gon come out last last and continue the hustle

I don't think I need to spell out the need for niggarrs to hustle smart.

EFCC will continue to pick the boys they can pick

Why una go go crowd inside apartments, dey buy expensive cars when una never clean the money

All these fake niggarrs got to watch POWER and learn from GHOST and TOMMY

Why EFCC no come carry me on top my bed, na so them get intelligence reach.

KYLE go do money for me before the week runs out, I go use am guide this weekend.

Nothing spoil.

I will smoke plenty of weed and bang a couple of pussies anyday anytime everyday thrice on weekdays including weekends grin
RomanceRe: What Do White Guys Like? by AFvckingAlpha(m): 7:33pm On Sep 09, 2020
Ilamina:
I love white people

Just wanna learn about them more

Thanks for being nice
I want to fvck your brains out. Llamina grin
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Debt Hits N31trn – DMO by AFvckingAlpha(m):
The fvck
Niggarr!!

What a mess!

Plunging the future of Nigeria into more debts, this is crazy!

I do not only have a problem with borrowing to fund capital projects, are these funds being used judiciously by the ministries?

Even if Buhari is claiming "holier than thou", I hope the ministries and other agencies are not siphoning funds like NDDC did.

Why should we keep quiet over a mans' incompetence because we wanted another lukewarm president out, when both are birds of a feather.

We must start choosing shrewd Nigerians, I mean technocrats that can save us from this mess we have plunged into.

Say no to imposing of a thief under the guise of zoning, a move that is destined to drag us into dirtier mud.

I don't know much but one thing I do know is that Buhari has been a monumental failure.

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