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MhisTahrah:
I like tall, confident men. What's your spec?
I'll not bring it up again, lol.
Over here, we refer to universities of Ibadan and Ilorin as UI.That's cool.
Ohkay.
Come on, tell me what that word means?
As for my real name, it is Gbemisola.
No, it's not OAU.

I'm 6ft tall.

"Over there", where? I'm thinking FUTA.

I thought we said we was over making reference to to that shit. Anyways, pendejo means asshole.
Spanish is interesting tbh, you should learn it.

Btw, Gbemisola is really nice. Like you got a cute Yoruba name.

MhisTahrah:
Its not about decency, my warped mind misinterpreted your innocent words.Aura ko, auracle ni.Are you tall?

It's not that deep, stop apologizing.You ignored the last question.You schooled in UI?Nice.If I may ask, what did you study?

Like even if I'm being a 100% truthful in answering your questions, there's a 50% chance you do not believe.

I do not understand Spanish.

I'm confident I would blow you off your feet. I'm like 6.0". Do I meet that criterion?

I won't stop apologizing until you quit making reference to that shit.

Not UI but Unilorin. I have a BSc in Micro biology.

Far for from it, I actually believe even if your making shit up, as it is there's no reason for any misgivings.

Well you should probably learn Spanish or something.

So tell me your real name, Tahrah.

And from your diary, I can tell you're in a higher institution somewhere in the west, don't tell me OAU? I envy folks from there.

MhisTahrah:
What does hookup in this context mean before I start jumping to conclusions?

You're half but you seem to hold the Yoruba's in contempt.Why is that? Guess education took you away from here?So what are you mixed with?

No use fooling each other then.
What does the emboldened mean btw?

Far from what you're thinking. I'm sure your decent, right? Though I think you would be charmed by my aura.

I do not hold the Yoruba's in contempt, will never. I guess wounds from the past have healed, or are the scars still bearing fruits, I thought we was over that shit. That wasn't the real me in those episodes. I'm sorry once again.

Yeah education took me to the emirates city of Ilorin.

I do not understand what you mean by "No use fooling each other" please shed more light.

Pendejo and cabrone are spanish words with similar meanings.

MhisTahrah:
That'd mean blowing my anonymous cover.:X

Oh wow, you're a south-westerner?

If I told you, you wouldn't believe.

I'd understand if you want to remain anonymous on here. I wouldn't blow it for a just a mere hookup with some random niggarr who was previously a pendejo. And I was ready to blow mine.

I'm kinda mixed. Mom is from the west, so yeah I got quite some "yorubaness" in me plus I have lived all my life bar the last 6 years in the west. I still visit the west though. Fam is there. Don't mind my choice of words, I try to flex lexicons a lot.

I probably won't believe tbh.

MhisTahrah:
Thank you?

Mails are so old school.I rarely check my nl mails.You can ask whatever it is you want to ask on here, I'll reply.

Tola, not my real name.

Its okay.

You wouldn't give me your digits on here, would you? or your IG

You would have shared name with a cousin of mine, if you was Tola.

Are you going to tell your real name, Tahrah?

MhisTahrah:
Thank you?

Mails are so old school.I rarely check my nl mails.You can ask whatever it is you want to ask on here, I'll reply.

Tola, not my real name.

Its ok.

The fvck

Niggarr!!


There seems to be tension all over Ondo!

Ondo people what is happening?

The fvck

Niggarr!!


This government has proven times without numbers that it will turn a deaf ear to the wailings of the people and turn a blind eye to the plights of people.

It is a good sign that there are groups out there that can come together and speak against the wrongdoings of this pathetic government and colorful.

Buhari has been a collosal failure, probably the worst of all time, can we all come to this consensus!

The fvck

Niggarr!!

Niggarr is smart, I'm sure he would build on the lockdown success.

Laycon is treading his own path right, I hope all the "average" ICONS who voted him would step up the hustle too.

No beef folks.

Peace out!

MhisTahrah:
Okay okay.

Tbh, I'd but I'm not planning a wedding, and besides the groom picks his best man.

I've been meaning to ask seun this particular question. I remember registering with another T-word.I probably misspelled and ended up with this beautiful moniker. First time I ever saw 'tahrah' was when I checked the nl mail.

How smart of you with your interpretation of "best man".

Tahrah being a beautiful moniker, Touche!

How about you replying my mail when I send one this time?

BTW, what was the original moniker you thought to use?

justosee:
who the hell is Seyi Tinubu?

You don't know people, son!

The fvck

Niggarr!!


Fvck she is smart, she's strong, and pretty.

The fvck

Niggarr!!


Make person tell CDQ say no be all fabrics them dey spread outside.

They call out Seyi Tinubu, Jagaban pikin, future governor of La La and for Twitter.


CDQ still get levels wey he ghast reach, If Seyi Tinubu disrespected him, na message Seyi pass, he is not yet fit to fvck with them big dawgs.

Because you ft Wizkid no mean say you don arrive.

Make he try ft Wizzy now if he fit.

Last Last, my people we ghast hustle o! Make them no disrespect us for niggarrs house o.

Let's say hypothetically, Hushpuppi dey that house, tell me how Seyi wan disrespect am.

You sef check am now!

#Peace out

MhisTahrah:
I like the sound of this
Pure coincidence unless you're him.
He is a good man for the most parts.

I bet you do. I'm definitely not him, quit this game you're playing, it's pure coincidence in your words.

Will you allow me be the best man infinitely? Tahrah.

Hold on, how did you come up with Tahrah, ma'am?

MhisTahrah:
You can be my zaddy if you've got plenty sugar.

Alright Mr Tosin, interestingly you bear the same name with my secondary school ICT teacher.

Oh! I'm dripping with lots of glucose, I'm like candy, let me sweeten your life.

How come I share a name with your high school ICT teacher?

I don't like it, Was he a good man?

debbydams:
I dey fear people called alpha o..i no dey cross my boundaries o risk gan

Ok

debbydams:
what pls

Oh! is just an exclamation, miss!

debbydams:
why are u asking, u wan use me for ritual abi

I wan come kidnap you for your house abi, use you do ritual bah!

debbydams:
no na health technology

Oh!

debbydams:
offa, m done since 2016 nd I came back to hustle 2017till date but I dey find something wey go make me leave kwara..m tried already

Oh the polytechnic at Offa!

Shey you still dey Offa or Ilorin?

lekki1444:
bros for lekki jollof and chicken for iya dede is 2500 naira. this life nor balance

The fvck

Niggarr!!

E nor balance I swear.

selemo:
The same men made that trash. You must forgotten that man made that evil called tradition to oppress women. Thanks to Christianity and modernization.

I can't criticize how you feel, even if I do not agree. It is understandable.

I benefitted from the traditional as a male child, you don't expect me to shout foul play, do you.

It is what it is!

Our fore fathers saw something, that your so called Christianity and modernisation didn't see.

The sons of the soil first.

Kriss216:
Tiwa no fine na

Na why them say beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Shey you understand now son?

The fvck

Niggarr!!


You sabi how many take away I go buy with that #1500 from Iya Dele.

Jollof wey sweet with better chicken.

debbydams:
m not from ilorin tho.. Na school � nd business carry me reach kwara.. So even go that level

School and business. What a combination!

Which of them school you dey?

No talk Kwara Poly abeg!

Kriss216:
Nawao
It's very rare to find a beautiful Nairaland girl.

The fvck
Niggarr!!
But tbh, beauty is kind of realtive. It is in the eyes of the beholder.
I argue with my roommate that year for undergrad days for like 2 hours.
Wetin be the argument, I say Tiwa Savage fine, he say she nor fine.
E nor funny that day.

The fvck

Niggarr!!

Gender based violence, ain't a fan of that shit.

The tradition may be kind of harsh in this age, but a tradition is a tradition. People should respect it, unless of course there's a will that states the distribution of properties.

A man retains the name of his father, but the woman gets married off and takes another man's name, thats the rationale behind the tradition.

It's kind of fair, if you ask me, the people who made the decisions thought like men that they were.

The fvck

Niggarr!!

I hope people are allowed to protests, let them flex their civil rights.

The security operatives should steer clear of the protests.

The fvck

Niggarr!!

What happened to the Nigerians soldiers, what has the president done to improve their welfare.

Are our soldiers well armed to face the formidable weaponery showcased by ISWAP and Boko-Haram.

What is Buratai doing? The most incompetent chief of staff!!

We aren't doing enough to win this battle. We got to go back to the drawing board.

Do I need to remind us that there is ECOWAS multinational task force, what happened to that force!

Ask Kuti!

The fvck

Niggarr!!


How do I say something nice, when I'm bitter with the state of affairs of the nation.

I got nothing to say but, Nigeria is a shitty country at 60.

What a mess!!

The fvck

Niggarr!!


Niggarr go drag like 3 wraps of weed, from your trips them go know whether you get sense or not.

E shock you abi??