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RomanceRe: Four Weird Things I Find Very Attractive On A Lady. The Fourth One Is Strange. by AFvckingAlpha(m): 9:16pm On Sep 27, 2023
what's so scary about waist beads, OP is still a baby. Waist beads aren't weird, they a part of our culture, chains aren't.

The rest are probably strange cos they are copied lifestyle from the west I think.

I said what I said my ni66a
FamilyRe: A Lady Has Cried Out That She Can't Get A Man Because Of Her Nose by AFvckingAlpha(m): 2:17pm On Sep 16, 2023
Damn, her stock nose-dived

I said what I said
PoliticsRe: Atiku Rejects Tribunal Judgement, Heads To Supreme Court by AFvckingAlpha(m): 5:09pm On Sep 07, 2023
The judgement yesterday was complete sham!

Seeking redress at the Supreme Court is just the normal thing to do.

The question is will justice take its course at the Supreme court, cos it looks like the whole judiciary have been compromised.

It’s sad where we at, the youths have to fight for this country.

I am ready to lay my life down, let it go down that I contributed my quota to the liberation of our dear county.

Yeah I said what I said
PoliticsRe: You Are Not An Engineer: Tinubu Aide Replies Obasanjo On Port Harcourt Refinery by AFvckingAlpha(m): 5:06pm On Sep 07, 2023
Let’s call a spade a spade

If there’s anyone that can make our refineries work, it’s definitely not Tinubu.

Man is only about Nigerians suffering.

I said what I said
EducationRe: UNIBEN Final-Year Student Drowns In Ekosodin River As Police Arrest 2 Friends by AFvckingAlpha(m): 3:57pm On Jul 02, 2023
Omoh

Even though the story nor clear let the body be found and an autopsy be done.

The few times wey I don go swim for Princess Hotel, I no dey ever near the deep end.

Even people wey know how to swim dey drown talk less of novice like me.

But man ghast learn how to swim sha

I said what I said
RomanceRe: Do Girls Also Admire Boys And Be Like: I Must Eat This Guy by AFvckingAlpha(m): 6:41pm On Jun 29, 2023
True there’s been this girl I been on and off with, had couple great sex in the past though but once January this year.

So last month she texted she wanted to see me for fun only cos I be like trying to be celibate and she begged that she need the D. As an Idan that I be went up to her place hit that shit raw but didn’t plant any seed.

I just went through one drama of one girl that didn’t want to abort and this particular one be always saying imma be her baby daddy, emi nibo?

After like a week tried to initiate another rendezvous but she be like giving excuses and all. At that moment I felt used.

Then few days ago she be texting me that it’s her birthday that I should buy cake for her.

I respectfully declined that shit. I be saying to myself B*tch I ain’t your man, go tell that shit to your man.

I said what I said my ni66a
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Lady Calls Out Another Lady For Editing Her Picture To Fix In Her Head. by AFvckingAlpha(m): 6:38pm On Jun 27, 2023
Omoh this other gender and they doings.

Let them sort they shit out.

they kinda look alike ani it’s the loud that I took that’s deceiving my eyes.

Yeah I said what I said my ni66a
TravelRe: Calabar Boat Mishap: 3 Missing Medical Students Confirmed Dead by AFvckingAlpha(m): 2:24pm On Jun 26, 2023
The longer they were declared missing, the less likely they’d be found alive.

My heart is with the family, so sorry for their losses!

Someone must held accountable for this tragedy. Someone head must roll.

Yeah I said what I said
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Receives Briefing In France Ahead Of Paris Summit (Video/Photos) by AFvckingAlpha(m): 4:26pm On Jun 21, 2023
I will keep saying my shit, this drug dealer is bad news for Nigeria.

All them propaganda y'all trying to spread that he's doing well and shit, the picture will soon be clearer.

I said what I said
PoliticsRe: Yahaya Bello Reveals Ahmed Usman Ododo As Preferred Successor by AFvckingAlpha(m): 10:21pm On Apr 13, 2023
Yahaya wants to dominate for a very long time. Yahaya is the next BAT.

Kogi people, I hope you enjoy the ride.

I said what I said
SportsRe: Premier League Bans Gambling Sponsorship On Front Of Club Shirts by AFvckingAlpha(m): 2:35pm On Apr 13, 2023
25/26 season is so far yet a great step in the right direction.

Gambling companies prey on fickleness of human minds cos the moment you are hooked on that shit you’re not going back. Trust me I been there so, yeah I know what I’m talking about.

My favorite quote from Frank on the Tv show Shameless “Once an addict, always an addict!”

I said what I said
EducationRe: UNIBEN Bans Social Activities On Campus Over Student’s Murder by AFvckingAlpha(m): 9:28am On Apr 13, 2023
This is reminisce of the 1999 cult killings in OAU where Afriika and host of other students were murdered cold bloodedly by the AIYE cult group. Uniben needs to stamp out cultism in the school, authorities got a lot to do. Students being murdered on campus, that’s a NO NO, totally unacceptable.

By the way Prof Wale Omole that orchestrated the 1999 OAU attack was never found guilty despite the overwhelming evidence, ask me a country that is not working, I will tell you Nigeria as far back as ‘99

I said what I said my nigga
Music/RadioRe: Rema: Calm Down/Holiday - The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon by AFvckingAlpha(m): 11:57am On Apr 11, 2023
This dude is the real deal.

He the future, but he needs to up his pen game and I’m not tryna sound like that Twitter goofy ass Regha.

I sad what I said my nigga
RomanceRe: Ugly Man Gets Very Pretty Wife by AFvckingAlpha(m): 12:30pm On Jan 29, 2023
How about you mind your fvcking business.
RomanceRe: I Saw Alert But Not Money In Account. by AFvckingAlpha(m): 5:28pm On Jan 17, 2023
Sope kini
RomanceRe: Am I Normal? I Am Catching Feelings For Olosho by AFvckingAlpha(m): 5:35am On Dec 28, 2022
So yeah I think it’s a thing for you to be sleeping with prostitutes. In 2023 you wanna try to end that shit and find some stability in your life.

Imagine you saved that 4k for some goals you set like saving to get a laptop or something.

Set goals my nigga, stay disciplined, get out of your comfort zone.

I said what I said
PoliticsRe: PDP Crisis: Again, G-5 meet in London by AFvckingAlpha(m): 6:06pm On Dec 27, 2022
fuckJones:
Here are the summary of the shocking revelation I got from my dream yesterday, I never doubt my dreams for once.
1. I saw a new pope that will last for five years.
2. they will be civil war in USA that will lead to the country splitting into to two, if your relatives is in USA, start prepping for his return in August, the republic and the democrat will go separately.
3. I saw a new president in Russia, Putin death will cause a lot of crisis in Russian too, I saw confusion in what Kill him.
4. Global financial crisis will hit the world, please don't invest in USA dollar, I saw the end of dollars dominant.

God will help us.
Dey play o
RomanceRe: Resolution: How I Plan Controlling My Addiction To Betting, Pepsi And Olosho by AFvckingAlpha(m):
Ain’t nothing like regulating some shit for some addict. It’s a safe space for hiding under your “inadequacies”. It’s a recipe for a pending disaster.

My guy Reedof told me something, well he used to be an addict before he quit and later became Unilorin’s SUG President some years back. His story took quite an interesting turn. Back to what he said, if you really wanna quit gambling you’d stay very far away from the betting shops.

You need to understand your triggers irrespective of whatever demons you fighting (addiction) and be very disciplined. Without discipline you just gonna be going round circles.

It’s okay to have a relapse but you gotta take it as a mistake and continue fighting, you can’t afford to give up cos of your future

Gambling will mess up your future, know that and know peace. You can’t afford to be going round circles, it’s that simple.

And for the masturbating, it is not a problem as far as science is concerned. That shit is healthy as fvck if it’s not compulsive. And there’s nothing like being addicted to masturbation, like science hasn’t proven that shit

Yo you really wanna cut down on that pepsi thing, that shit is unhealthy as fvck.

Pick up new habits like writing or something man

I said what I said
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija Couple, BamBam And Teddy A Celebrate Christmas With Their Kids (Photos) by AFvckingAlpha(m): 9:32pm On Dec 25, 2022
How time flies

Be like yesterday when them dey fvck inside toilet for Big Brother house.

Happy for them though!

I hear say Teddy A been dey beat her one time like that, I hope that shit ain’t true cos no man should raise hands against his woman.

I said what I said
CelebritiesRe: Iyabo Ojo's Children, New Lover Paul O's Children Celebrate Xmas Together (Pix) by AFvckingAlpha(m):
Them force that tall dude do this photo shoot.

Dude was never interested in all the shit, you could tell from his demeanor

Iyabo-Ojo of all women grin, Paul O could have done better

My Yoruba people will say “Olobo town council” literally meaning everyone’s coochie.

I wouldn’t be suprised if the children was smashing each other grin

Yeah I said what I said
EducationRe: JAMB Remits ₦‎50 Billion To FG, Expends ₦‎750 Million On CSR – Registrar by AFvckingAlpha(m): 2:45pm On Dec 15, 2022
Someone from my alma mater is representing!

This man na no nonsense man that year for Unilorin

He set the bar high, others should emulate.

I said what I said
RomanceRe: I Have 800k, What Profitable Business Can I Venture Into by AFvckingAlpha(m): 1:25pm On Dec 13, 2022
800k. Use am hodl XRP and Dogecoin and thank me later in the future.
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by AFvckingAlpha(m): 3:06pm On Dec 11, 2022
Tulsa King.
CelebritiesRe: Soulmates,’ DJ Cuppy Gushes Over Photos With Fiancé by AFvckingAlpha(m): 1:46pm On Dec 08, 2022
My hommie Lerry would have made a better suitor Cuppy!

What do they say about love being blind.

I don’t trust this white boy.

We need to start treating black ladies with respect to all my ni66as out there, I’m not saying you should simp anyways. There is a clear line.

I said what I said my ni66a!
FoodRe: I Prepared Lunch For Me And My Wife Just 120naira by AFvckingAlpha(m): 10:52am On Dec 08, 2022
Sapa nice one!

You do this one for this family
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Returns To Nigeria, Arrives In Daura, Katsina (Photos) by AFvckingAlpha(m): 9:05am On Dec 08, 2022
Until people seeing government as a means of livelihood we will never get it right.

We need a total overhaul of these clowns leading us cos they all smiling to the bank.

Aisha fed fat on our resources, yeah I said it.

Make DSS come carry me, motherfvckers!

I said what I said
RomanceRe: Back To Soapy. I Can Not Cope With Olosho by AFvckingAlpha(m): 4:30pm On Dec 04, 2022
JOACHINpedro:
Omo!
I hope you're not addicted to Pepsi as you wanna get addicted to soapy like you're addicted to gambling.


Guy, you've done enough!
You need to sign into a sport asap
Ain’t nothing like masturbation addiction so you know, it hasn’t be proven. it can be compulsive though. Just so you know
RomanceRe: Will You Be My Boyfriend| Gay Edition by AFvckingAlpha(m): 4:27pm On Dec 04, 2022
Not like I’m being homophobic or something but you dey play with 14 years sha.

Shey you sabi?
RomanceRe: Aje I Don Tire by AFvckingAlpha(m): 4:26pm On Dec 04, 2022
As long there is life then there is hope!

Use that one hold body!

Me wey lose money like mad say I dey gamble on World Cup.

But you dey learn from experiences.

Keep fighting ni66a!
BusinessRe: Inside Abuja Local Tea Stall Where Cryptocurrency Is Accepted As Payment by AFvckingAlpha(m): 4:49pm On Nov 27, 2022
evictor305:
Smh some people may look back in the future when 1 pi is over 300k dollars and remember the day they paid 1 pi for a cup of tea�
Son ama have to wake you up from this dream. For a token that will probably never be listed on a top exchange, joke is on you

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