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Happy birthday. To suck your breast just dey hungry me

I probably can spare 5h, i know you're fvcking with us right.

tribalwarlord:
otu nne gi

I know behind that moniker is a bearded male.

Go get a life, ibotic bastard.

You stink, gosh I'm sure your accent is terrible.

Go fvck your mothers pussy or go suck a dick

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SultanOfAbia:
Your mom confessed to me that
Your dad fvcked a mad woman for ritual
Is it true??

Wrong person nigga!!! I repeat!!

Go fix your up your life nigga

And enough of your shenanigans.

Mummy's boy. Hahahaha

Was your mothers kitty tight Hahahaha

Your dad must have stretched that shit

SultanOfAbia:
Broo.. your mom cheap but she sweet tho
I just came in her mouth
She said next time we meet I will cum inside her.

I repeat...you got the wrong folk!!

Is that all you got, dig deeper motherfvcker??

Dumbass!!

The same way you cum inside your mothers wide pussy when you fvcked her. Hahahaha

I heard your monogamous father fvcked a minor Hahahaha

Sit down boy!!

SultanOfAbia:
Your mom is moaning really loud
I can't hear you properly
What did you say??

You have lost it!!

Gazamba!!

Sit down!!

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SultanOfAbia:
Too late
Your mum already sucking my dick..

Hahahaha.

Wrong person!!

Try another shot, this went off target.

Dude really!!

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SultanOfAbia:
See this Slowpokemon.. now you want to surrender abi? Matter of fact, don't you ever quote me again. Bitchass Nigga,

TF! Did i hit a nerve??

Go suck a dick nigga!

FuckTheWorld:
Your PREMATURE sexual organs are sick and needs urgent attention.

HOW CAN YOU CALL YOURSELF A LESBIAN, YET YOU USE DILD0?

OR A GAY AND YOU INSERT YOUR PENIS IN A SHITTY HOLE...

ARE YOU NOT SICK IN THE HEAD?

You're a naive nitwit who has fallen prey to dogmas.

Exchanging words with you is not worth it.

Your dumb, your words are devoid of anything sensible to say the least.

Jeez!

SultanOfAbia:
U right. I don't know a lot about you
But I do know one thing
That you still get flogged by your dad at ur age. I won't be surprised if your parents still punish you infront of your friends..small pikin

Your trolling game is poor nigga!!

You reasoning is like a kid who's in his early 20's, your probably in your early twenties.

Sit down!

I was only fvcking with you. Your naive ass should have known that from the start.

I could have still be cruising with you all the way and your ass would still be gullible.

Wake up dude!!

FuckTheWorld:
Yes.
Homosexuals will call it a shitty country but we like it like that
We hate HOMOSEXUALITY here because IT IS MORALLY WRONG!

I am homophobic and I find homosexuals very repulsive.

Homosexuality is morally wrong!!! WTF!!!

Nigga, who the fvck brainwashed you??

Fvcking hypocrites!!!

You need to grow up and accept people for who they are. Stop conforming to dogmas.

Read and unread.

TF!! Blinded by what!!

He says he is homophobic, lol.

Go suck a dick nigga!!

FuckTheWorld:
You need brain reset.

Too much of Hollywood and internet is confusing your brain.
HOMOSEXUALITY IS A PATHOLOGICAL/MEDICAL DISORDER OF THE BRAIN.
Gays, lesbians and bisexuals are sick people that need medical attention. But stubborn head won't allow them to accept that they're sick.

Your naive ass is sick!!

Go sit down!

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SultanOfAbia:
U think everyone is a small child like u
I know your dad still flogs you..
Better go and wash his clothes before he flogs you again. Small pikin

I see a spoilt brat, whose excesses will prolly lead him astray.

For the records, you don't know shit about me, so ama tell you to shut the fvck up!!

SultanOfAbia:
At my age, as an adult. Yes I have told him the truth. But
African men are not built to handle truth
They prefer to worship white european blonde hair Jesus with blue eyes.lmao
My generation is far more enlightened and smarter so I don't blame him. There was no internet during his era.

And your father did not break your head??

Buhari and his family have been a curse rather than a blessing to this country.

For the records, it was during his tenure we slipped into the poverty capital of the world.

Says so much about a bigot who fought tooth and nail just to clinch presidency.

E be things o!!!

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ledaman:
Like the way your parents own ended sadist!

Call me whatever you like, but it dont make me one. The truth is bitter. Nigga your own will end in premium tears. It is not a curse.

The earlier you agree, the better for you.

Go get yourself a baby mama, and ensure you do a DNA, bitches are evil.

Elmojiid:
u don dey mad abi...if na ur family will u wish dem bad

Telling someone if they are mad on a faceless forum??

E be things o!!

Premiumwriter:
I've been seeing a lot of snake thread on nairaland.

I never thought I'd be making one sooner or even later but today I had to kill a snake and I did.

But the feeling was not one I would want to ever experience again not if it's within my power to control.

I had just finished helping my uncle to bring our faulty generator from the backyard to the car park. He wants to take it to the repairer.

So after setting the generator down, I went close to the door waiting for him so we could lift it up and put it in the boot.

It was then that I caught sight of a thing and long green thread-like snake wrapped around the shiny metallic rails surrounding the front of our yards.

It's slight movement made me curious and the natural green and slight shimmer of the around its neck made me realise it was a snake. I was both fascinated and scared.

It was very pretty. Very pretty with several shimmery dull gold bands around its neck and a bright and dull green color all over the body.

It's eyes were something else.

But that's just the body. The moment our eyes met, I felt something I could not explain and even as I'm writing this, I still could feel it.

I saw it first while it was on the rail. And just a few seconds, it's turns its head slightly and saw me looking at it. It looked me in the eyes just as I looked in its tiny coal dark eyes.

In those few seconds, I felt something, like a spark, like a hand suddenly wiping every thought from my mind (I just can't explain).

Against my thoughtlessnessly, I moved on an impulse. Dropped the short handle of the generator and picked a longer stick. It froze for just a few minutes, and then climbed lazily down from the rail like someone who has suddenly resigned to fate, to fight a battle its not ready for or doesn't want to.

It moved not to attack me as I moved to attack it. It turned around to look for a safe haven while I moved still thoughtless to kill it.

I struck first and missed. This time it turned its body and bend its head with its tongue lashing out ready to attack..

But I was too far away from it. It saw this too and turned around to move away again like that man that's innocent but everyone wants to have a piece of his skin. I struck again and it writhes its body in pains.

I struck again and again and again till its head was battered and that beautiful shimmering gold on its royal green body dissappears.

I should feel happy that the enemy is dead but I felt pity, disgusted by my own strength and why I could not have looked away just as it was noble enough to look away.

You're an ingenious writer. I read this shit like thrice, so i could appreciate the quality of this piece.

You should consider writing as a career.

And Lalasticala your food is here. if not for anything, but fot the crispiness of this post, it should hit FP.

If i catch this girl ehn.......

It will still end in tears. It is not a curse.

Marriage is a big scam in this generation!!

WILLuKPquiet:
Don't mind them. I wonder what the work of AU African Union is.
Why can't we collectively as Africans look into that Magadascar drug and see if it is effective or not. Upon all the professors in African Universities.

I am sure this particular one will be swept under the carpet too. Why wait for the Oyinbos to approve what we discover.

I am not understanding.

You're more naive than i can ever imagine. If you don't have anything tangible to say, nigga shut the fvck up or go suck a dick!!

Jeez!!

Edmanpumpin:
Oonirisa is showing true Leadership during this trying period.
Ist was the locally manufactured fumigation machine donated to all the states of nigeria and he is now spareheading the traditional cure.
What a wonderful Natural Ruler Ooni Babatunde Enitan Ogunwusi is.

Ojaja to fi idi ote jonle.

Go and sit your naive sorry lil ass somewhere!

Jeez!! You suck!!

BlowYourMind:
inna lilahi wahila hi roji una

Terrorist!!!!