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studio43:
na my 1998 joke be that, how u manage trace am?

e yaa stella was still alive then and OBJ was in prison

TOYOSI20:
Leave me naw. . . . . . .

not holding you. am I?

even if you do it once a day, it is dentrimental to your health. It takes 45 muscles to frown.

Do not think I want you to smile. I actually love it when you frown cos it makes your lips more glaring.

stop sealing your lips before you disfigure it

TOYOSI20:
Whatever rocks ur boat. . . . . .

If you keep on squeezing your face, you will get rwrinkles before you turn 20.

TOYOSI20:
Yup it does. . . . . ,

No it does not. Your name and your lips are two different entities.

Meanwhile no pun was meant in what I said, I just voiced out what I have been stomaching for while now.

Hey guys
I just got this joke and i think you might want to see it.

Stella died and went to heaven , As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind her. She asked, "What are all those clocks?" St Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said Stella, "whose clock is that?" "That's Bishop Ajayi Crowther's. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie." "Incredible," said Stella. "And whose is that one?" St Peter responded, "That's Nnamdi Azikwe's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Zik told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's my husband Obasanjo's clock?" asked Stella. "Obasanjo's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan

TOYOSI20:
Baba. . . . . . hummmm, I thot u said my name sounded funny. . . . . . . . .

Does that prevent your lips from being hot?

TOYOSI20:
And what did u think at second glance after u put on ur "bifocals". . , . . , ,

ps "abeg no vex". . . . . . . .baba

Ok after I put on my bifcukers, I see the real meaning

you are tired of jeni na ka odiri

toyo
looks like ruby to me . . . the lips . . coool

busy-body

was thinking I would go to the dinner with you

Gamine that hair is hot

chinesedoll:


antivirus for what

You  know don't you? The internet is not safe. prevention is better  
There is trojan everywhere

all men should install antivirus while coming.

Anyway there will be free download at the venue

far is far

Please brovas and sistas why is it so?

Why don't they live like the brazilians?
Check out this other link also
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=170112.msg2960105#msg2960105

British women spoil British men with Over tolerance.

AS the laziest husband in Britain, shameless Kevin Pyle never lifts a finger around the house.
He even gets long-suffering wife Karen to squeeze paste on to his toothbrush and watches from the window while she mows the grass.

From putting his socks on for him to changing the TV channel, Karen knows only too well the lengths her bone idle other half will go to to avoid putting himself out — because she fill in the gaps.

In fact no job is too small for Kevin to delegate to his exhausted family.

He also “employs” his kids, Karl, 18, and 13-year-old Charlotte to do his chores — but has never rewarded either with a penny.

Karen moans: “He’s got worse over the years. He barely does anything for himself now.”

Kevin and Karen, both 35, live in Fenham, Newcastle. They have been together since they were teenage sweethearts and she has endured 22 YEARS of his idleness.

Karen says: “He definitely wasn’t as lazy as he is now when we first met! I think he’s getting worse as he’s getting older. I run his bath and swirl the water so there’s bubbles.

“Sometimes he will be holding his toothbrush but he will call for us to come and put toothpaste on it, even though it’s right in front of him.

“I do it all for him because I love him — I must do to put up with him!

“He never answers the phone, even if I’m in the bath — I have to get out and pick it up.”

Karen continues: “A typical day starts with me bringing him a full English breakfast in bed with tea. . . . .

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/real_life/article1825604.ece

~Sauron~:
Naija brovas are not that inclined.
There are many pebbles on the beach for us. . . . . If one goes bad, there are 30 other ones ready to move in!!!
So much for our overpopulation.

MY brova I hope soo. What I have read from naija brovas here in nl makes me think they believe everything british is golden

if he had caught her with another man, he could have demolished her with a kalashinkov.

read that this morning and was like sad

Hope my naija brothers won't learn it as the in thing cos everything that comes from britian is golden It is the civil way of doing things

e yaaaaa

Go through the link for pictures.

And tell me what you think. It is in Britain not in Nigeria. They are british not Nigerians

British women spoil British men with Over tolerance.

AS the laziest husband in Britain, shameless Kevin Pyle never lifts a finger around the house.
He even gets long-suffering wife Karen to squeeze paste on to his toothbrush and watches from the window while she mows the grass.

From putting his socks on for him to changing the TV channel, Karen knows only too well the lengths her bone idle other half will go to to avoid putting himself out — because she fill in the gaps.

In fact no job is too small for Kevin to delegate to his exhausted family.

He also “employs” his kids, Karl, 18, and 13-year-old Charlotte to do his chores — but has never rewarded either with a penny.

Karen moans: “He’s got worse over the years. He barely does anything for himself now.”

Kevin and Karen, both 35, live in Fenham, Newcastle. They have been together since they were teenage sweethearts and she has endured 22 YEARS of his idleness.

Karen says: “He definitely wasn’t as lazy as he is now when we first met! I think he’s getting worse as he’s getting older. I run his bath and swirl the water so there’s bubbles.

“Sometimes he will be holding his toothbrush but he will call for us to come and put toothpaste on it, even though it’s right in front of him.

“I do it all for him because I love him — I must do to put up with him!

“He never answers the phone, even if I’m in the bath — I have to get out and pick it up.”

Karen continues: “A typical day starts with me bringing him a full English breakfast in bed with tea. . . . .

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/real_life/article1825604.ece

I wonder oo
But i think it is because every manliness and harry worship wealth not minding the source. There may be few exceptions.

Alleluia! he is alive
not dead

TOYOSI20:

On a quick glance your ID looks to me like Totoiso pronouced TOTO-eye-sore
no vex abeg.
@topic
Leave beyonce alone

showbobo:
What do we call this. . . . Insanity OR overfeeding

choose one bro

Sorry guy she is married. You cannot have her. You can only admire her.

You would do well to change your tone. No one will mug you for praising the B.

I am not tipsy, I am topsy

who is drunk?

meaning?

he finally died and resurrected
Long live Yar' Adua.
Long Live FRN