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He was commissioned to allow $2.8 bn oil proceeds pass through the eye of a needle.

Aisha Buhari name appeared in corruption report though

No wonder the woman wore multimillion naira wristwatch while his husband borrowed to buy nomination form

I will pight kworruption in the words of Firefire

Where is the change?

Blonchilli:
Thanks. Before we started dating tho she did something really silly. We were chatting on whatapp and we were yabbing each other. Playfully oo but next thing I knew she copied and sent the message to a male friend who next thing I knew started bombarding me. I got angry and if not the guy respected me, it would have gone far so he advised me to forgive her. When I called her, she kept insulting me and I hated her then. 5 months later after her friends and mine begged I started dating her again but I feel I haven't really let go of it and I still have anger towards that. Don't know why.

Then, the problem is probably with you. You are probably aware that you find it difficult to forgive. If that is th case, I suggest you work on yourself and keep the girl because, another person will do something worse....

This story ...

A guy told his father that he was ready to get married. He had a big barn, was a good hunter and is respected in the village.

The father said, "OK"

While coming back from the market, his father brought a goat home and asked him to look after it for him.

Scene 1. The goat used a tether to push down a bowl of water he was to bath with. He fumed and fetched another bowl.
Scene 2. The goat more than half of a tuber of yam he wanted to boil. He hit the goat and got another tuber.
Scene 3. One day, he came home and was very hungry. he was making soup to eat fufu. The goat used its tether to push down the earthen port with the soup from the fire. The earthen pot broke and the soup poured away.

The young man just went inside his hut and returned with a sharp cutlass which he used to severe the head of the goat from the body in one swoop.
The goat let out one shrill cry that attracted the attention of the father. The father asked, "what is happening?"The guy fumed and told his story.

The father told him that he would not get someone's daughter for him so that he would severe her head from the body because women will do worse things.

Blonchilli:
The reason I left the romance section is because this is serious and I need mature advice pls. I have been dating my gf for over a year now and I'm very serious about her. She knows my family although she's yet to see my parents but they do talk on phone. She schooled with my younger sis in thesame uni.
The problem is, she seem to have fallen out of favor from my sis. I sometimes even persuade her to call and my sis don't really like her dat much again. She's even advising me to leave her. But that's not the major problem. The problem here is I get easily offended by her and loose my temper easily with her. I'm not that hot tempered cos I know how to hold my tongue but her little mistake throws me over the edge. We fight almost every week and I hope to settle down with her but don't know how to hold my temper. I don't know if it's her or me but she just pisses me off sometimes and I don't know why. I love her but don't know where this is coming from. I don't want a case whereby we settle down and we continue fighting and someone gets really hurt. God knows I hate divorce. Sorry if I wrote too much. There's a lot to put down but I need sincere advice.

If you can't control your temper now with her, you may not be able tommorrow.

You don't marry out of pity. Just make sure you are not being affected by your sisters stance.

You may need to ask your sister to tell you why she seems to hate her now. What has she found out that she did not know before etc.

kola22222:
A new head of the multinational Joint Task force on
Boko Haram has been appointed. He is Major
General Iliya Abbah.
Until his appointment, Maj. Abbah was the head of


SEE PHOTOS BELLOW


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Congrats Major Iliya. I hope you are also from Borno?

INTROVERT
Did he find your nuides online or you're expecting an ex to post some soon?

INTROVERT:
would you still look at her the same way you been before? Honestly.

I think I will. She has been fking someone else before I met her. That means someone else had seen her nakid. I will only be livid if she posted them herself in recent times.

double0seven:
Buhari said that because he's a very modest person. Though the turn around maintenance might have been done before Buhari came in, the fact remains they would still not be producing petrol if the GEJ had remained in power.

The former administration had already said that the refiniries will come up in 2016. And there is no gurantee that when 2016 comes, they won't shift the goal post again.

Concerning power, why did power suddenly improved. Nothing fundamentally changed apart from the leadership of the country.

And there is this credible story, if you've not heard, because even Charley Boy alluded to it, that the engineers of the rifiniries wanted to be changed but they pleaded to retain their jobs by saying they will make the refiniries start producing near full capacity l within fee months.

Have a nice day

You download it. Seek explanations. Don't run to conclusions especially if you are not the one that disvirgined her.

double0seven:
please stop saying nonsense.

vandalism of the pipes stopped because it was state assisted vandalism. That is clear as night and day. The vandals have to stop because they were no longer protected. They knew they risking death or jail time.

Just the same way the refiniries were assisted not produce petrol by deliberately not giving them crude.

why are you guys bent on twisting the truth and call white black and black white.

God saved from a lot when he helped us to kick GEJ out

And the state that carried out the vandalism chose election period to ground electricity. You're smart! And I appreciate that. Just remember that Buhari said he will not take credit for the revival of the refineries.

ayindejimmy:
as apc eva bin at d center? This is their 1st time and they'r able to surpress d vandal d pdp govt couldnt under ...hw many wks?
Did gej 4gt he was commander in Chief? And he kept complainin abt vandal while billions was being spent on pipeline protectn .

How can you stop the vandal when you have North and South alliance to remove GEJ?

1. On the run up to election, power became story for the gods, when Buhari won, everything improved without a road map and power minister.
Pipeline vandalism was coordinated. Someone will confess in the future. These things happen in the South West remember.
2. BH is controlling some villages now but no media house is making noise about it. Why?

Abeg make I no waste my time

Titration experiment

And he would have waited until a new high train was working before decongesting our roads?
He did not hear of the Lagos-Warri line that had been awarded which was adjudged one of the best 100 in the world.
This guy is very vindictive. I am not surprised for someone who still boasts with his atrocities during a civil war that ended so many years ago. he will probably attack Jonathan for making him irrelevant in his government until he(OBJ) dies.

Tell babaonechance
But this guy wants to lose his job

Way to go
Thank God I condemned this irrationality

rottennaija:
As usual, I'll simply ignore talks like this since most here don't have thinking ability

Just tell me you have no answers to the questions I raised Mr Einstein. If you give me the answers I will try to understand your majesty, the thinking machine.

rottennaija:
Senseless Nigerian


You will rather prefer they keep looting your common resources while giving less than peanut and you keep calling them sir.

He is fking doing nothing but talking Mr Rotten.

Tell me what he is doing? Who is doing them for him without a cabinet? AFC crew? Has he contracted the nation away like he did during his time as the PTF chairman? Tell me something Mr sensible Nigerian

Tallesty1:
Did you read the post at all?

Oga, you guys have been giving excuses since March 28.

Keep quiet if you are not ready to act. When you are ready you act. Too much excuses from tall people

callydon:
This is currently scrolling on TVC , that jamb had rescinded on its decision to redistribute students to institutions they didn't put while writing jamb.
I think this is a very gud news to jambites.

Details later...
ishilove, details on d way.

Yeaaaa

Move already. Stop all these talk to action.

What is holding you #babaonechance

Tell them my prudent brother

Why won't it rise when nothing is happening. No ministers and the government is slower than a millipede .....
A functional government would spend money...

Some good argument from a senator

Go to him, tell him its none of your business what he does with his life. That you opened the door out of curiosity to see if he was still around because you heard voices. Move on and behave like nothing happened.

Forget the new sec. Her oga will tell her not to bother.

If the government has issued official denial, then the allegation is true- John Pigler

He should have said all these when the media was pulling down GEJ's administration. No he wouldn't because they needed it to get to Aso Rock. All the admonitions from the government were falling on deaf ears. Now he wants to talk. It is karma.

midolian:
Obviously..And that's why they've resorted to bombing innocent citizens. Many won't see this as a sign of weakness, but it is.

Gone are the days when the insurgents will go to the military barracks to reduce our soldiers.

They started with bombing soft targets. Spread to Kaduna, Kano etc. Ihejirika pushed them back and was about to snuff life out of them before they cried human rights abuse. he was removed. The regrouped and started another set of targetted attacks. Then they became monstrous.
GEJ destroyed them... Babaonechance has removed road blocks for them so that they can easily pass around with their bombs.

If you baba go slow continues like this, a third cycle will occur and trust me, it will be more disastrous than the previous.
My point, it is not what you think

wise0ne:
I have read several post and comments by this great Nairalander and they are always informative, educative,intelligent and breath taking. he always bring to the fore, some of the hidden agendas, hipocritical doings of the present government administration. I came accros this article and I was shocked and filled with awe, that politicians take Nigerians for granted and go scot free..

You are on the money. Barcanista is the guy. That is why when he left the APC, they wanted to commit suicide

MojiDelano:
Have you noticed how our women allow the men folk perform the onerous task of taking off the bra. This from my investigations enables them gauge the level of experience of their male partners. The dexterity or otherwise of the guy in taking off this all important garment will determine the longevity or otherwise of the relationship and in most cases also determine if one will get a second opportunity.
So my Brothers, from my own personal experience, these are five sure fire tactics to cross the boundary the Bra puts up.


1. Use a razor blade. Instead of wasting your time trying to hold the woman with one hand, while trying to unfasten like four clips with just one hand, you just get a razor blade and cut off the offending straps. It's faster and very convenient.

2. A pair of scissors should be the final accessory as you prepare for this date. It's safer, faster than the razor. All you need is a nip and off comes the offending attire.

3. Your teeth. Some guys have been known to chew off the straps of the Bra. They stylishly bite off the straps without inconveniencing the owners while freeing the objects of desire.

4. A drop of acid. Get this in a tiny bottle and when the time is right, use a dispensing droplet and take aim very surreptitiously dropping just one drop each on the two holding straps and watch it melt away. This is recommended for only Airforce tacticians and Airfirce personnel.

5. Where all these fails, just beg.

http://josephedgarng..com/2015/07/5-ways-to-take-off-bra.html

*Joseph Edgar is an accomplished Investment banker who writes as a hobby. He writes an article 'Loud Whispers' every Saturday in This day( Page 20), Where he comments on trending topics in Nigeria from a comical, satirical point of view. He blogs at josephedgarng..com[i][/i]

it becomes difficult when the babe in question has big boobs and is plus size esp if her bra is smaller than her size

haywire1:
.... what's this one saying? . Never believe any trash from Niger-delta because each of the listed names have connection with our missing oil money.

No small region can pull us back, we clear out the region out of map #lobatan, o'dipa too easy


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lol OK

They have succeeded in driving these guys underground. The said meeting will hold and we will hear the communique.

God bless Jonathan, the man of peace. if Buhari was in the same position, he will pay no attention. Like before, he would ask the FG not to do anything against his brothers.