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Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by Krystalzkris(f): 8:41pm On Jul 26, 2015
fckmn24seg:
It can never make front page
okwalagi.it already has
Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by wtfCode: 9:30pm On Jul 26, 2015
Iamsynord:
A girl becomes a Lady when She Starts Wearing Bra and Menstruating
A boy becomes a Man when he start removing the bra and Penetrating . lol
*laughing in swahili*
hahahahahahaha, i think i'm a grown a.ss man now.

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Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by peeta89(m): 9:31pm On Jul 26, 2015
MojiDelano:
Have you noticed how our women allow the men folk perform the onerous task of taking off the bra. This from my investigations enables them gauge the level of experience of their male partners. The dexterity or otherwise of the guy in taking off this all important garment will determine the longevity or otherwise of the relationship and in most cases also determine if one will get a second opportunity.
So my Brothers, from my own personal experience, these are five sure fire tactics to cross the boundary the Bra puts up.


1. Use a razor blade. Instead of wasting your time trying to hold the woman with one hand, while trying to unfasten like four clips with just one hand, you just get a razor blade and cut off the offending straps. It's faster and very convenient.

2. A pair of scissors should be the final accessory as you prepare for this date. It's safer, faster than the razor. All you need is a nip and off comes the offending attire.

3. Your teeth. Some guys have been known to chew off the straps of the Bra. They stylishly bite off the straps without inconveniencing the owners while freeing the objects of desire.

4. A drop of acid. Get this in a tiny bottle and when the time is right, use a dispensing droplet and take aim very surreptitiously dropping just one drop each on the two holding straps and watch it melt away. This is recommended for only Airforce tacticians and Airfirce personnel.

5. Where all these fails, just beg.

http://josephedgarng..com/2015/07/5-ways-to-take-off-bra.html

*Joseph Edgar is an accomplished Investment banker who writes as a hobby. He writes an article 'Loud Whispers' every Saturday in This day( Page 20), Where he comments on trending topics in Nigeria from a comical, satirical point of view. He blogs at josephedgarng..com[i][/i]


Of what positive benefit is this your post? You can post something better that we can learn a thing or two from it.
Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by agabaI23(m): 10:03pm On Jul 26, 2015
MojiDelano:
Have you noticed how our women allow the men folk perform the onerous task of taking off the bra. This from my investigations enables them gauge the level of experience of their male partners. The dexterity or otherwise of the guy in taking off this all important garment will determine the longevity or otherwise of the relationship and in most cases also determine if one will get a second opportunity.
So my Brothers, from my own personal experience, these are five sure fire tactics to cross the boundary the Bra puts up.


1. Use a razor blade. Instead of wasting your time trying to hold the woman with one hand, while trying to unfasten like four clips with just one hand, you just get a razor blade and cut off the offending straps. It's faster and very convenient.

2. A pair of scissors should be the final accessory as you prepare for this date. It's safer, faster than the razor. All you need is a nip and off comes the offending attire.

3. Your teeth. Some guys have been known to chew off the straps of the Bra. They stylishly bite off the straps without inconveniencing the owners while freeing the objects of desire.

4. A drop of acid. Get this in a tiny bottle and when the time is right, use a dispensing droplet and take aim very surreptitiously dropping just one drop each on the two holding straps and watch it melt away. This is recommended for only Airforce tacticians and Airfirce personnel.

5. Where all these fails, just beg.

http://josephedgarng..com/2015/07/5-ways-to-take-off-bra.html

*Joseph Edgar is an accomplished Investment banker who writes as a hobby. He writes an article 'Loud Whispers' every Saturday in This day( Page 20), Where he comments on trending topics in Nigeria from a comical, satirical point of view. He blogs at josephedgarng..com[i][/i]


it becomes difficult when the babe in question has big boobs and is plus size esp if her bra is smaller than her size wink
Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by DharmyYinks: 10:27pm On Jul 26, 2015
Whaaaaaaaat!

Hw did dis make FrontPage.

Mods dis is uneducative and can lead dos innocent youngsters visitin dis forum to start developing immoral stuffs in dem.


Op u no try at all

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Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by emwhyz(m): 10:30pm On Jul 26, 2015
MojiDelano:
Have you noticed how our women allow the men folk perform the onerous task of taking off the bra. This from my investigations enables them gauge the level of experience of their male partners. The dexterity or otherwise of the guy in taking off this all important garment will determine the longevity or otherwise of the relationship and in most cases also determine if one will get a second opportunity.
So my Brothers, from my own personal experience, these are five sure fire tactics to cross the boundary the Bra puts up.


1. Use a razor blade. Instead of wasting your time trying to hold the woman with one hand, while trying to unfasten like four clips with just one hand, you just get a razor blade and cut off the offending straps. It's faster and very convenient.

2. A pair of scissors should be the final accessory as you prepare for this date. It's safer, faster than the razor. All you need is a nip and off comes the offending attire.

3. Your teeth. Some guys have been known to chew off the straps of the Bra. They stylishly bite off the straps without inconveniencing the owners while freeing the objects of desire.

4. A drop of acid. Get this in a tiny bottle and when the time is right, use a dispensing droplet and take aim very surreptitiously dropping just one drop each on the two holding straps and watch it melt away. This is recommended for only Airforce tacticians and Airfirce personnel.

5. Where all these fails, just beg.

http://josephedgarng..com/2015/07/5-ways-to-take-off-bra.html

*Joseph Edgar is an accomplished Investment banker who writes as a hobby. He writes an article 'Loud Whispers' every Saturday in This day( Page 20), Where he comments on trending topics in Nigeria from a comical, satirical point of view. He blogs at josephedgarng..com[i][/i]


#Rapist on loose!!!! #SAYNOTOVIOLENCEAGAINSTWOMEN
Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by damiloladuke: 10:36pm On Jul 26, 2015
lol



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Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by shepherdnoble: 11:04pm On Jul 26, 2015
F9
Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by felixinfinity(m): 4:27am On Jul 27, 2015
O.P. your article is senseless .ls this the type of stuff that you write in newspapers? Why not try to be creative?
Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by Nobody: 6:45am On Jul 27, 2015
ice234:
How did this make front page
Thru the back door. Lol.
Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by christee(f): 9:29am On Jul 27, 2015
debby2380:
nonsense


seconded.

IRANU ABASHA
Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by txieojeds: 1:11pm On Jul 27, 2015
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Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by vivaciousvivi(f): 1:31pm On Jul 27, 2015
fckmn24seg:
It can never make front page
Boo you! It did.
Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by jotax(m): 3:18pm On Jul 27, 2015
gbaskiboy:
Trash, Educated posts are there, they will not move them to FTC, posts that will encourage urge for immorality is what moderators push to ftc. Smh...
LWKM
Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by debby2380(f): 5:17pm On Jul 27, 2015
christee:


seconded.
IRANU ABASHA
meaning
Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by debby2380(f): 5:21pm On Jul 27, 2015
LasoulMacuby:

I say make I look ur face, I check am say who get this myopic mind. . . behold I see ur kpomo lips.





BTW
The mods who brought this to front page. may have just been discharged from YabaLeft
pple lik u get myopic brain in thinking about meaningless things
Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by debby2380(f): 5:23pm On Jul 27, 2015
Harbioye:


I seconded yhu
To commot bra, na hin b all diz wahala?
no be wahala at all but u fit go remove ur mama own
Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by debby2380(f): 5:24pm On Jul 27, 2015
uboma:


And not romantic at all
seriously
Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by debby2380(f): 5:25pm On Jul 27, 2015
donodion:
I agree with with the NONSENSE in capitals.
abi
Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by mayorlager(m): 8:01pm On Jul 27, 2015
Ptweeeeew....se oro niyen?

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