₦airaland Forum

BlueDiva:
Funny.
Seems i know you from the MU thread. 

May be but I know u like pensioners

BlueDiva:
Emm. . .wasn't referring to me, sorry.

Emm makes no difference sorry!

To be precise a woman should be at least[b] 27 per cent more intelligent than the men she marries, and hold a degree, while her husband should not. [/b] She should also be five years younger than her intended and share the same cultural background, according to the researchers from the Geneva School of Business in Switzerland.

Perhaps unsurprisingly, the academics found that marrying a divorcee reduced the chance of wedded bliss.

Nguyen Vi Cao, who led the study, published in the European Journal of Operational Research, promised: "If people follow these guidelines in choosing their partners they can increase their chances of a happy, long marriage by up to 20 per cent."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/relationships/7351856/Wives-should-be-cleverer-than-husbands.html
hehe

Good!

^ you already have 2 kids?
Nice!

Emmy Boy:
Dora Akunyili can afford to be bold because she has an untainted record at NAFDAC and possibly at the Information Ministry.She knows she has no hidden skeletons (I hope so) and cannot be blackmailed. These other ministers has solied their hands already and cannot even be seen to make a whimper,

Exactly what i thought when people were saying she is part of the decay. As she may not be 100% clean, I doubt that the cabals would have been gracious enough not to make public whatever skeleton that is in her cupboard in the wake of her public outcry.

See how they are cooking up stories to rubbish Jonathan (not that he is clean).

Dora probably has been careful of the peels.

haba I am sure you know better than what you have just said.

The mechanic there represents Artisans.

They could be bricklayers or anything but they do not have a degree.
Do you girls even ask them their occupation? The moment they do not have black skin,
they are the next best thing after amala and ewedu.

BTW it is your preference no bad feelings. My little point is that they should be made to submit their CV also where you would check if they got 2nd class upper or just school cert.

violent:
But seriously, what information is she bringing out that is new to Nigerians?

The fact that we have a corrupt goverment?

The fact that Turai is struggling hard to hold on to power?

The fact that there is a "you-must-loot" syndrome as well as "na-my-turn" syndrome?

Hasn't she been a part of the same government all along?

Besides the NTA scandal, can anybody tell me what the information Minister has achieved so far in her ministry?

The president was away for 90 + days and she was initially part of the whole "The president can rule from an unconscious state" plan, and boooom, all of a sudden, just to gain media attention and attract public applause, she's coming out like someone who's sh.it don't stink! 

And don't you even try to bombard me with her achievements at Nafdac, why not think about her achievement at the information ministry, if information is not getting across to her as she claims, then what the bleep is she sitting in that office for?. . . to be paid from the tax payers purse for letting loose her buccal cavity on worthless rubbish?

she comes in and tell us "I don't know the president is being flown into the country" and y'all come her and applaud her for her bravery?

You are violent so no one should be surprised at how you come across! Whatever she did to you, endure it.

No they don't intimidate me. I was just talking of what I know. And you have not said I lied.
My black sisters only set that standard of 'must be a degree holder' only if the bloke is black where as
they can marry a white mechanic or even cleaner as far they are not black without bathing an eyelid.
For your information I have no problems with your degree criteria. To each his own. An average Nigerian abroad has at least 2 degrees.

[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=405498.msg5607330#msg5607330 date=1267453890]dont get carried away when a politician tries to rubbish another just to earn a political score.the deed has been done,she presented the memo,thanks to her but talking some stuff will only draw us back as a nation.comments like "i'm tired of lies about yaradua" is more political in its entirety[/quote]If I dig your posts I will bring out where you either said or supported someone who said Dora was feeding you lies in the firs 60 days of Yar'Adua's absence.

If not I will see where you accused her of keeping quiet.

Now she is furninshing you with necessary info and you are bleeding your gum.

Do you really know what you want or you just talk because you can talk?

To what can I compare this generation? They are like children sitting in the marketplaces and calling out to others:
17 “We played the flute for you, and you did not dance; we sang a dirge, [a funeral song] and you did not mourn.”
18 For John came neither eating nor drinking[1], and they say, “He has a demon.”
19 The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and they say, “Here is a glutton and a drunkard, a friend of tax collectors and sinners.” But wisdom is proved right by her actions

igbo boy:
I say she has balls only because she is an American Citizen with nothing to lose, If everything pafuka she go bounce go join her kids for Ameh. Same thing with Ngozi iweala okonji the former finance minister,

Now I think having foriegn citizenship is good for politicians in Nigeria cos they can speak their mind without fearing if they would lose access to the effing govt bank rolll, but all them aondaka, bankole, iwu, all these bloody nigerians hahahahaha dem dey fear to criticize cos no where to go or chop from if they are cut off from the Niger delta oil, thief thief ole ole, onye ochi onye ochi

Iwu has American citizenship too. I am not sure if Dora has American citizenship but her reputation can get her one if she wants.

^^Uneducated applies only when the guy is black.

If the guy is white, even if he is a mechanic they don't care!

What is love without money or let me say resources?
Don't go there.

Okwuchara ya ugwo ulo, nke nwayi atuwa ya ime. He should carry the Pregnancy

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=400313.msg5599265#msg5599265 date=1267320910]Used to be?
How did Arsenal win their last major trophy?


How did they get promoted if they cannot play?
When Arsenal players went after Evra last season after his MEN VS BOYS remark. . .Did United complain Arsenal players set out to injure him?
I smell hypocrisy from you bloody LOSERS. Karma is a biaaaaaaaaatch and maybe[b], maybe Ramsey deserved what he got[/b].[/quote]Wow!

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=404948.msg5596418#msg5596418 date=1267284628]FA will award y'all a special trophy for not running away.
Buncha nitwits. [/quote]An addage says that if someone uses a proverb related to haggered basket , an emaciated man looks twice at himself (A tuo ilu nkarika nkata Onye tara ahu e lee onwe ya anya ugboro abuo)

Big spenders vs big spenders should have cancelled out but this was the war of Italian mafias. One family must win.

Don Corleone

How market guys?

Is that 1-4?

gidson12:
Abaga or wetin b dat your name
my 2 hotel dey use like 30,000 pieces of condom weekly. Lets do biz, i go dey supply u, all u have 2 do is wash out d semen n resell as tokunbo, let me know if u are interested

Sorry sir, I do not market Goldcircle. if you have used female condom. Bring it on. I have enough supply of male condom here already cleaned by another company.

abbeyemmy:
so oga no know say u dey do ds kind bz,so how u wan tell me say na clean nd genuine bz, i 4get sef,no be d short form of agabagebe be your name?

Sorry ma'am it does not mean that.
I can assure you my business is genuine and clean. Trial will convince you!

E yaa pele.

I can give you a visa to US or UK if you want. Hola me!

FL Gators:
Ok, if you know that some of the points that we Nigerians make are true, why the fuss?

It's not like anybody that makes a criticism is perfect themselves. Nigerians arent perfect o, far from it.

Even if you decide to write a book, the stereotypes aint going no where, ma dear. People will continue to be people.

When you are not fighting, you talk sense. Nice!

^ for now we are finding difficult to get supply of female condoms.

We were told that the girls prefer to reuse.

Sorry it is only male condom!
If the situation improves, I will keep you posted.

Fhemmmy:
It was my pleasure talking to you Sir.
Welcome to the deal like no other.
Stay blessed and looking forward to adding your name to the list of our satisfied customers.

Thanks. You are the man.

nich:
agaba! since when u start dis kind business? abi no be the same agaba wey i know for ughelli?

oya, before i close my eyes & open am, run go your oga shop!

Abeg no talk too much.

Oga no know say I dey do this oo.

100K for your mouth

mykali:
I need proof of their quality before i can do business. What say ye?

What kind of proof do you want sir and I will provide it.

[/quote][quote author=abbeyemmy link=topic=404506.msg5589935#msg5589935 date=1267188187]u don start 2 steal, hen tokunbo condoms fairly used ah i cant do businee with u dont bother urself replying

Why did you say that ma'am.

What can always do business. Say something and we will see how it goes

abbeyemmy:
allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll wat do u take me 4 i say all

Sincerely sorry ma'am.

Each containers goes for a paltry 1million naira. Remember this is high quality condom. A container for brand new gows for N10M and any regular supplier of tokumbo condom will give you 1 container at 5 million.

I do not wanna do that.

Ma'am this will be very handy for your brothel business.

madlady:
Have you seen pweety4me yet

Lost for now until she is found!

madlady:
@Poster, I u the other night, you had my back,

any time

^ Do you want all the 100 containers or just one?

Phemmy,
buzz me on yim if I am not here.
Cheers.