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never mind guys

Please we have 100 40ft container load of used condom for sale.

It is as good in fact better than new one.

Tokunbo condoms come in different makes but they are all of high quality and were manufactured in Britain.

Interested parties should contact while the offer lasts.

Half price sale last only for 2weeks.

Do not say had I known. Rush now!

mikeansy:
they are fully compromised

That is exactly my thought. It is unfortunate.

I am wondering why the Nigeria labour congress has not said anything about the present confusion. In the past, NLC would have been leading the protest.
LABOUR HAS BEEN uncharacteristically quiet. What happened? Did I miss anything?
Who is the leader of NLC? He must be very impotent? he is probably from Katsina state.

I miss Adams Oshiomole!

What do you think?

[quote author=ndu_chucks link=topic=404399.msg5586873#msg5586873 date=1267132324]I can assure you that Jonathan has seen Yar'Adua. He wept at seeing the condition Yar'Adua is in - you will see a Jonathan that is very protective of Yar'Adua in the coming days.[/quote]Are you speculative or are you priviledged?

As per protecting his boss, he has done that all along.

sjeezy8:
I suspect that the international coommunity warned the clowns not to destablize Nigeria. The country is too big to messup.

That's a possibility.

[quote author=ndu_chucks link=topic=404399.msg5586751#msg5586751 date=1267130619]agaba123 & Fhemmmy, you people have been watching too many mystery movies. Jonathan has executive authority, Yar'Adua has released all his aides and they now take orders from the acting President.  

This is the best outcome of this crisis, Jonathan will make sure that Yar'Adua is well taken care of.  Expect investments to pour into Nigeria in the coming weeks; expect stability in the ND area.  No need to worry in the short term. What exactly are you people afraid of?

Deals have been made, some members of the kitchen cabinet may remain, but Jonathan must replace some of them.[/quote]You do not have to blame us if we read meanings into everything. They have played us for long and we don't have to swallow everything hook line and sinker again until we see what they are up to. At least the first action of Turaya is enough reason for everyone to doubt them.
We sure hope for the best.

By the way if he is the acting president, why has he not seen the president?

Fhemmmy:
You mean you forgot that they could be saying all this to distract the guy and play a nice shocker for him?
Dont trust all those people. . . . .I just want peace and stability for the economy of the land to move forward

And we posted the same time

This was at the order of Thuraya. That women is a good Schemer. A way to distract people's attention until she finishes her evil 'aijenda'.
Nigerians should not be fooled.

Was it not the same Segun that said  Jonathan will revert to his deputy role?

Who blocked Jonathan from sitting on the presidential chair?

Why was he no aware of the deployment of of national troop?

It is all crazy and filled with lies!

MzDarkSkin:
well in Jamaica bleaching creams are purchased more than basic necessities according to several studies. Some girls/women would use their last dollar to buy "Nice and White" instead of buying a loaf a blasted bread. Pretty sad. Most Jamaican girls dont approve but some bleach and are PROUD. 

Bleaching is also common among Nigerian girls and I have seen a guy who bleached. However I hate a bleached skin as it can never be natural.

MzDarkSkin:
@Agaba I laughed because I feel the same way. lol. Occasionally I'd see someone who is caramel or lighter and find him attractive but I dont know if it is prejudice or what but I wouldn't date them. I know it's wrong but for some reason I find darker skinned men more masculine. In Nigeria you all don't have the "colorism" disease too? What I mean is the "light vs dark" crap? In America and some parts of the caribbean its a big deal , for some.

There is colour preference esp with men. It appears most guys prefer fair skinned girls or kinda associate lighter skins with beauty. So it is not just American but not such a big deal anyway.

MzDarkSkin:
Lol. I understand. thats funny.

What's funny?

I like al, shades of dark skin.

Very fair people make the bottom of my list though.

Very smooth and even chocolate with cellulites make joint top with the caramel colour inside my room

JProspero:
1. Nwata gbuo otu nza, o rie ya otu afo (When a child kills the little bird (nza), he eats its meat for one year)

2. Enyi zogbulu okuko asina na ya na ihe emeela - (An elephant that crushed a chicken should not beat his chest)

3. Onye a na-agwo ibi o na-eto afo mara na udele na-akpo ya oku n'Ajo-ofia - (One who is being cured of scrotal elephantiasis and he is developing kwashiokor should know that the vulture is beckoning on him in the Evil Forest)

4. A na-ara onye ogbi, o na-akanye n'aja - When a dumb woman is being slept with by men, she records the names of those involved and the number of times on the wall (in case she gets pregnant and the men start to deny)
5. Okokpolo chupu ngwere, ya na onye ga ebi? - If a bachelor chases away lizards, who will be his companion? (In olden days girls would not live in with men if they were not married yet)

6. Udele si ndi ma ya anwuna, ka umu aka ghara idu ya aka n'onu - The vulture prays that those who know him should not all pass away, lest children insult him

7. Agwo emeghi ihe o jiri buru agwo, umu aka ewelu ya nyaa oku - If a snake does not act like a snake, little children will use it as firewood.

8. Ubochi onye ori ga-akwa nna ya, ndi ihe ha furu abia mgbaru - The day a thief is holding the funeral ceremony of his father, those who lost their property would start to pay him condolence visits.

9. Ozu sibe isi, enyi ka nwanne alaa - When a corpse starts smelling, even very close friends disappear (ie that is when you will know that blood is thicker than water, because your friends may desert you in times of extreme difficulties, but your true blood relatives will not)

10. Awo si na ihe o ji akwo di ya n'azu bu na o dighi afia aru ihe mmadu aghoro ihe onye ozo - Mrs Toad says that the reason she always bears her husband on her back is that it doesn't take long before someone's property is taken away by another. (NB - Ladies, pls hold on to ya men no matter their faults, lest desperate girls snatch them away).

[color=Black]Onye choo ilu ozo na akam, ya weta otu ite nkwu enu , otu oke-okpa na oji asaa, nihi na ndibe any siri na adighi agba aka ahu nwata eze, maka na eburu onu na-agba afa, o na-ada onwu onwu. A tuolu omala, omalu; a tuolu ofeke, o fenye isi n'ofia.[/color]

Umu Igbo, ndi oma, ya gaziere unu! Ise-e-e!

Toshman, presido, Ikomi na dafour makwaranu nke a. A na-akanye aha unu n'aja. Okachasi eriago dika Presido an dafour

MzDarkSkin:
ya. lol i just got it.

Because if you were like her you would be in love with caramel colour

O yea don't you bother babes. My shirt has a safety pin

MzDarkSkin:
lol i do prefer chocolate she is caramel. i have a fetish for dark skin.

You have not changed anything from what I said. A leopard cannot change its spot and should be wise enough to love its spots.

MzDarkSkin:
Ya. i know, i just prefer chocolate. Im not hating on her though she is a bombshell very shapely.

Before nko, why you no go prefer chocolate when you are chocolate?

hmmm that's scary. I am too wholly for that section

hbabe:
Oh thank you! _{<Fluttering my eyelashes>}
Why don't you let me tell you about this hair do while we sit and have some drinks?
Did I tell how adorable you body looks? <sub><holding your hands and leading you to the cafe>

I don run go back to my section, jare!Nice flirting with you</sub>

O yea what can I do.
Where is your section?

MzDarkSkin:
HA! thats hilarious. Stop picking on me LOL. just kidding. But no I'm just tired of the bickering. Shes a pretty girl indeed but I'm perfectly content with my ebony shell God gave me

She is also ebony don't forget.

MzDarkSkin:
lol I dont want him babe. Dont get it twisted I was being sarcastic. SOME Niaja men are cool as the guy who called out the two stooges proved. Your avatar is, wow, lol.

Yea girls use sarcasm to pass their messages too!

Ok you are drooling over that one too?
Just take one. You cannot handle two Nigerian Unmentionables . They will kill you in one week.

My avatar is hot. You wish it was you.

I like your hairdo, looks like designer hair do. Where did you get it?

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=402697.msg5584911#msg5584911 date=1267112505]i hope these two guys u are ranting abt does not involve me. i strongly recommend u go the the first post, read my response b4 u start saying crap. as u failed to notice that i was talking to sum1 else and she just wanted a fight. as for her claiming fair, BULLSHIT![/quote]How did this one escape Seun. It should haveb been bullunmentionable.

MzDarkSkin:
i LOVE you too, i feel the love.

You have the attention you wanted and you now wanna chase na2day? Go ahead. Nigerian men are cool and they are in demand.

hbabe:
Very cool

Yea I am sure you will flirt with me?

cool

Bleep!

Looks like Rio is injured again

opata:
turai lectured the king's harem on how to hold him captive against the wishes of the princes, advisers and people of the kingdom ,

You don de yarn opata
Were you there like me?

^ did you read my last post well esp the last sentence?

ok^