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crackhouse: nairaland moderators make una no dey change my english word abeg. I said ra*pes and it was change to molestation. Abeg that word don't fit in there.

Lmao. It has happened 2me b4 too. I wrote r*p* (verb) and they changed it to molestation (noun). The sentence was now "gbagaun".

cowgurl: Jeffzain or jeffmtn, y open a new thread 4 dis topic? Or beta stil, wat went wrong wit d one u opened 4 days ago? Are d pages filled up?

thank God someone noticed. I was begining 2wonder why he opened another thread wit diff topic for the same story.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Yes he did. . . Any further dumb assertion from you?[/color]

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Yes he did. . . Any further dumb assertion from you?[/color]

Op, she is just using u. Once she finishes, she'l dump ur ass. Dump her before she dumps u. If she really need ur help, she won't use dt tone. The tone has a nonchallant attitude, which means u ar just a plan B. U'v done enough, let her finish d rest.

i can't believe ppl even bothered 2giv d op reasonable advice. Isn't he d one complaining that his spouse has small nyash. Warning to everybody dis guy is sick!

kay9: ***sighs, lights a benson, wondering wtf i even clicked in...***

same here

This is the point where you take a bow. End the stupid relationship

Where on earth is killz? Come show her luv na!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]That man is something, but definitely not God's messenger. I've yet to hear a positive profeces from him.[/quote]he has never prophecied somethin gud, it is always death and doom. Ki lo de. He is an angel of doom

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Doesn't it jxt Seem Wrong that Most Dudes rush into Marriages without Thinking Up what the heck they are In for i.e Wife things!

Wanna Use this Medium to know From U lot what u think is BEST the Definition of a Wife, Here's Mine :

W -- WASHING

I -- IRONING

F -- FOOD

E -- ETC [/color]

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My advice 4u. Go to ur village, tel ur villagehead u need a housegirl. Then marry watever girl he givs u. That is d wife u deserve

donedy: Under an oath of perjury, I still believe this fools are suffering from inferiority complex. Just look at the deluded blackmen all dress up in that 15th century European coat. Another expansion of Nollywood idiosyncrasy to a foreign land.

I totally agree wt u. If u want ur wedding to tak place in Paris, London, space, moon, etc it's ur choice. But to forget ur root, and totally turn foreign, evn 2 d groom's attire, and d way he's standing, just...doesn't say something gud! DAMN! I'm so disappointed in her. This just shows au far Africans av been so brainwashed. Av u ever seen white couples come to Africa &dress lik Africans for their wedding? I'v not seen, don't know about u.

simpleseyi: Please always bear in mind that we muslims are not begging to marry you christians because muslim girls are not in shortage. Remember also that the bible did not say that muslims are un-believers so the statement "be not be unevenly yoked with an un-believer" does not refer to muslims.

I repeat, we muslims are not begging to marry you christians. I am sure you all can work in a companies owned by Dangote, Dantata and take contracts from muslims including Fashola, Tinubu, MKO Abiola e.t.c Why dont you avoid muslims so that you will not be unevenly yoked with an believers.

HYPOCRITES are HIPOPOT[b]ANUSES[/b]

this is a typical exampl of au muslims bhave! O ti take e personal and already calling names. Point of correction, it is not 'unequally yoked' but 'equally yoked'. Op do not marry her. Read 2Corinthians 6 vs 14 -18 very well.

Chimezie198: I couldn't even kiss d OP
becos he has a bad breath

why would u want to kiss him in d first place? Mtschew!
@op, wat type of girls do u mingle wt?

rastamouse: Is it only me or the guy in the picture seems to be uncomfortable with the granny lady beside him?

Gud observation! I noticed too. See d way he frowned and bit his lips as if to say 'ye mo gbe'

[quote author=~Killz~][color=#000030]Nigerian Movie. . .
Op, Did you just watch that movie?[/color][/quote]u took those words right out of my mouth.

the confession of a shopaholic

3kay945: I cant imagine how their quarrel wil look like.., but one of them must be cool headed otherwise!

there quarrel wil b hell. Our first born, my eldest brother, stammers. Wen he's arguing it is always noisy, if u continue arguing wt him, he'l resort to using his hands to hit u esp wen d arguement intensifies. Imagine wat wil b happenin in his home if he had married a stammerer like him.

Note that all these things won't make sense to non-Christians and atheists . But it will make sense true Christians.
You ar asking Why?
Simple, because the Bible already predicted these things. Christians be of good cheer, Christ has already conquered d world.

1. End watever relationship dt exists between u two
2. Go for HIV/AIDS test (don't b scared)
3. Wait for her to giv birth and go 4 a DNA test because d baby may not be urs or better still she may not b pregnant.

Oluwa4Sure: Female DOg Or Pig??
Please specify!!

I think he wants pig

Chimezie198: Ok! Back tO tOpic.
What shuld i do now? Advise!

Get another girl or keep managing d one u av.

Chimezie198: agb1973. Aint u got plates to wash? Smh!

No, but i need 2wash ur head inside d stream with native soap and sponge cos like someone said ur brain don take sick leave

neyostica: If you are serious, i can help you

How?

Go nyash a man's nyash! RETURN TO BEING GAY IT'S UR IDENTITY. And really try nyashing a chimpanzie since u look like one.

Chimezie198: agb1998. Sweery dat u dont hv soft curvy yansh shouldnt make u to be jealous of those dat hv.
Stick to ur bony yansh. As hard as palm karnel.
No offence!

Eya, pele, e don dey pain u. Lik someone said return 2 being gay, it really fits u. Since u luv nyash so much go nyash some a*s*s*. That is wat u deserve

Some pro shud pls answer d question, i'm too slim too and i want to add some weight

Chimezie198: I should hv gone for d lady wit xtra large yansh.
Seriously.
What shuld i do now? Advise

Dumb question deserves a dumb answer.
Op ur options just pick one
1. Go hang urself.
2. Jump down from 3rd mainland bridge.
3. Go drink cement

loling at 'seraching'

Yhemit: Seraching for a lady to av a relationship wit a gud mind set. She can 2go me on .¤fatokiyemi¤[color=#006600][/color]