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tossie101:
His gf is cute.. igbo girls rock.
It will prolly take a yoruba and white blood to have a Yoruba girl this pretty.
#fact no hating

I am convinced that Igbos have nothing they think about except the Yorubas. They eat, sleep and dream Yoruba. But its a pity we dont really give a Bleep about them. Everything they compare with Yoruba; the jealousy is obvious

PS: if this is what you call pretty in Igboland, then you guys have the ugliest girls of all the tribes in Nigeria.

I have an idea. It may sound stupid or wicked but it will definitely work. It has worked for people who know how to use it.

Create a social media account; preferably twitter (make sure you don't use details that can be traced to you). Narrate the blood transfusion incident with the name of the girl, your boss and the Hospital. Sit back and watch social media tear them to pieces.

WARNING
This approach is gruesome in that no one will likely patronize the Hospital again, so you have to look for another job. Your boss will definitely not recover from it. He may even decide to go investigate the account and sue your ass if he finds out its you. Just think about it

#plsnooneshouldquoteme I'm not feeling fine

The girl did well.

Many will think it's their luck that made the Cashier overpay them but they don't know the kind of wahala that cashier will be in at the end of the day.

In cases like that, if the customer does not return the money, the Cashier has to pay back. Cos that money actually belong to other people that came to deposit and not the bank.

That's why the Cashier was really grateful. I mean how much is the poor girl's salary.

sexymoma:
maggi curry
some ladies will never wise up..to this lady na she is in love buh to the guy he s testing another newbie in the industry "on if they are truly dating".....

My people will say "pasan ni". (Its a whip) He will surely do the same to her too.

O ti gboko oloko

I just got scammed too by 07033646470. Mods please take note of this and follow the op's suggestions.

My sister buys her data from all this tech market too. so I thought because this is on nairaland it would be genuine.

the lunatic has stopped picking my calls and my #1700 has gone just like that.

I just called the idiot now.

; D You need to see how happy he was; asking me questions. ; D I could even hear voices of children in the background. I gave him fake card details.

I'm patiently waiting for him to call me back.

I am saying this probably because I attend MFM.

I think she wants to do it for a fetish purpose. if she wants to inspect you and u have nothing to hide UnCloth in her presence but please do not bathe with her. there are so many spiritual implications of bathing.

Don't let her steal your virtue.
Like I said, I attend MFM

Really! I thought They said Dbanj is broke. #hatersgonnahate. #hatersshudtakeadiveon3rdmainlandbridge

; D; D

Pretty Hot and Thick

How much is the pill?

How much is dis one?

what is this? ??

Just in case!

Does anyone know about this company?

Crystalite Care is a scam o. Got an invite from them.it reads,
Crystalite Care invites you for a written nd oral test on 9/7/ by 9am 18, Michael Adekoya street, by Cappa Bstop Ilupeju. Come prepared.

Went there this morning and guess What,......

The building was a church, a Redeemed Christian Church. Well as usual a guy came up and strted with his lif history. How he as worked with CBN, GTB,bla, bla bla.

Thank God av read about ppl'sexperiences here. Some guys who came there don dey vex for them say they wasted deir time. Imagine they evn sent msgs to pple who ar gainfully employed and they came too. Things almost got out hand sha. So I left.

#pardonmy mistakes I'mtypingfrom a phone.

samwise0406: I got a test Invitation from crystalite venture. Pla are they for real?

I got d same invite too.
Pls who knows if it's real

sandylurv: God bless you topelouis,recieved!
Ehm,those that have gotten ,lets help share to others.Thanks.
If u havent got,drop ur email addy so it can be forwarded to u.

Pls forward to me at bakarepeace@yahoo.com
Thanks

laffing really loud here. Funny pics wt very funny captions.

MEILYN: Nah Devil u see oo, dont be deceived ... The Devil may come as an angel of light, dat was why the street light went off and on

i agree

afunmmy: Oya na, send •̸Ϟﻉ ur pin make we relate ontop bizness.

ah! I pity ur life. Aya e ni foto. U wnt 2do business dealings wt someone u don't know bt met online. U ar in OYO.

Is there no Sept 28?

Lmao! I'm sure he's like
"yeeh' idi re. omo ohun to fi se eyin yi po ewo bo se ngbon idi"

[quote author=C'est moi]Nobody dare crush on my crush....#straight face.i had and still have a huge crush on him after watching city hunter.[/quote]hey girlfriend, that's my crush you are talking about, lol! I fell in love with him after I watched "Faith".

hirety: Boys over flowers
Personal taste
City hunter
Seducing Mr perfect
Playful kiss

In short I'm crazy about Lee Min Ho

I don't like playful kiss. my best Korean movies are:

Dong yi
Jumong
Boys Over Flowers
Psychometry ( Gifted Hands) this movie is the bomb!
Lie to me
My Girlfriend is a nine tailed fox
Love Rain

If you have not seen any of the ones I listed above, you are on a loooooooonnnnnggggg thing. by the way, psychometry is a movie not a series, it was released this year

Blood of God! JESU GBA MI!

I think I'll have to join the group on nairaland that always says "end time". Really, this is end time.

THE AMAKA: What do people gain from spreading false stories? Those pictures are at least 6 months old and it was a promise ring, not an engagement. First the rumor is that Beverly had sexx.

I don't know about the other part but the sex part is true. I watched it online. And yes, Nigerians hate each other but in this "Beverly ish", we have every reason to hate her. We should not encourage indecency (my opinion)

Silva79: Gu jun pyo and Gueum jan di

Boys Over Flowers

welldone! you got me laughing from the beginning to the end

ronalmagic10: Op, ur post reminds me of a question. Why dont d cameramen nd oda workers fall unda d anointing or is d anointing selective?

It depends on your level of concentration. Cameramen are too distracted by what they are doing; checking the sounds, visual image, etc. their minds are so preoccupied with what they are doing that their spirit man is not connected.
I've never fallen under anointing before but there was a time that I felt dizzy to the point of staggering. The only way I know how to stop it was by distracting myself mostly by thinking of worldly things. Immediately, I got control of my body back. I don't know whether it's right to do that or not.