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See hw dem dey smile. D tithes are always huge every sunday. Nice 1 sha. Nuff respect man. [color=#000099][/color]

Goodluck 4 2015, it is settled. Its his right,its our right. No bi only northerners dey (mis)lead us!

I just dey laff. NANS: National Association of Nigeria Sycophants! I dey wait sha. LOL! Washee.

I just dey laff. NANS: National Association of Nigerian Sycophants! Lol.

Never undermine d power of presidency. D guy go hear am.

Hi every1, pls i urgently nid ur help. I misplaced my primary 6 result certificate, and nw, d private sch wia i wrote d exam hs gone in2 extinction. What shud i do? Please ur kind advice wl b aprec8td, tanx.

There is notin wrong wt d numba. Mata of fact, i knw 2 dudes in my home town wt d numbas. Besides, 419 is jst a s. of d Criminal Code wch provides 4 d offence of 'Obt aining by False Pretences'. And my course mate 666 as her matric no. She wudnt answa wen called until u cal ha name.

There is notin wrong wt d numba. Mata of fact, i knw 2 dudes in my home town wt d numbas. Besides, 419 is jst a s. of d Criminal Code wch provides 4 d offence of 'Ob aining by False Pretences'.

God was merciful upon him. He is a hero!

I think I prefer 2 fly Dana air line.

Somebody should please stop this brain-drain!

[quote author=Adex097]Who's gonna translate what this guy wrote?[he just wrote nonsense]

Matt.16:18-20, Jesus told Peter: upon u i wil build my church, n nt even death can overcome it, i gv u d keys of d kingdom, watever u bind here is bound in heaven, those whose sins u retaine r retained in heaven.

I ve seen things dt some couples do, d way dey bhave, n hw dey live. And i wonder y som pple stil rush in2 marriage, especially d gals. As 4 me, i wil take my tym. Now ds woman has made d 1st 3 kids fatherless, n her 2nd husband a potential dead man 'in futuro'.

Mikel lost it d day he choosed Chelshit FC over Man United FC. Be that as it may, i think he still has a lot 2 give, inspite of d fact that he hasnt been able 2 exert his authority over d Chelshit team, havin spent more than eight years there. He doesnt need 2 move elswhere 2 rediscover his potentials, like d one he dazzled us with @ d WYC, Afcon, & Cofed. He jst need 2 step up his game by presing 4ward & daring 2 score goals.

The earth is indeed d Lord's footstool!

I was in d church when all of a sudden, d image started appearin on d wall. We were all amazed at d sight of it, as i was seated right there where d image is. I jst came back frm dia nw n d image is stil present. We r nt 2 judge, b b dt as it may, i ve 2 things in mind. Its is eida such is 2 prove dt dia s power in d Catholic church, or dt d people ve sinned. Until d air is cleared on ds by d church, i refuse 2 judge. Besides, in d days of Jesus Christ, dia ws Doubtin Thomas! I am a native of Ubiaja, i saw it myself.

It is wit high sense of responsibility that I, Agbale J, sign this E- protest petition. Pls tel ds senators dt my lil sista is a child n nt a bride. She needs pen n nt penis, sch fees n nt bride price, education n nt ejaculation, dictionary n nt dick.

Money brings bitches.

Is dat not a nite gown?

So sad she wil ve 2 lose @ both ends.I really pity her. D guy ought 2 knw dt it ws 4 his own good dt she did wat she did, eventhough it wasn't right. He shud pik her cals atleast.

Who dey cry dey see road o. Na small shit dey stain yansh.

Ijele-igbo:
Mary: Hello Love!
Sarah: Hello babes-how are u today?
Mary: Am fine dear, I've missed u a lot.
Sarah: And me too
Mary: I am calling just to inform you that I wil pay
you a visit this afternoon.
Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure to
have you. I will be expecting you sweet.

AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
Mary: Am going to visit that dirty girl again.
Sarah: This witch is coming here again, she thinks I
will buy her drinks with my money again, she must
be joking.

TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOYS

John: Bastard how far?
Francis: Mad man I dey? How ur drunkard father?
John: My Papa dey! Ur ashewo mama nko?
Francis: You are a fool. How far, U dey house?I dey
come charge phone.
John: Ok! No wahala, bring money come make we
drink
beer…..
Francis: Idiot like U. Later now!

AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
John: That Francis can be funny at times but
always great
companion anytime.
Francis: John is just a reliable friend.
LESSON: Girls are always nice to each other but
they never like themselves.
Boys are always mean and rude but they will
always watch each
other's back.

TRUE or FALSE??

So True. We boys 2 send each other cos so many tins binds us 2geda e.g, beer, football, games, etc...yl jealousy n envy tears d ladies apart.

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musiwa20: taribo did not lie.. that is taribo correct age.. take my word for it..
why would taribo lie over his age..

he is telling you his true age..


they were not telling lies.

this is why they perform well, it is call eba, it has high rate of Carbohydrate , so it makes them strong and play longer on the field of play..
food in north america make people weaker .. compare to eba.. it make people feel strong..


I became weaker when i stop eating eba.. even when i eat, i know it in my body..
www.nairaland.com/attachments/288033_eba_and_egusi_soup_jpg384b9bf2fa7b0cdd05c2092f8d9b877e

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2iic: A former Nigeria defender Taribo West has been accused of serious age fraud by some of the clubs he played for during his professional career in Europe. A Daily Mail (Mail Online) of England publication on Wednesday attributed the statement to ex-president of Partizan Belgrade, Zarko Zecevic.

The former Nigeria centre half, now retired, joined Serbian team Partizan Belgrade in 2002 after leaving Derby County and told club bosses he was 28 when he was actually 40, the paper reported.

Zecevic, has accused him of lying, saying the former defender with Derby County, Plymouth and Inter Milan was lying about his age while insisting that Taribo was actually 40.

Zecevic said, “He joined us saying he was 28. We only later found out he was 40, but he was still playing well so I don’t regret having him on the team.”

But according to the Croatian media, the former defender known for his colourful hairstyles also lied when trying to join Croatia’s Rijeka club. At the age of 44, they said Taribo told club doctors he was only 32. It was only after an examination that the doctors raised suspicions with the club because Taribo’s knees suggested he was older.

He wasn’t signed to the team but later joined Plymouth and then Iranian side Paykan FC, where he ended his career at the age of 46 in 2008.

The retired player, who now works as a pastor in the ministry he started as a player, told The PUNCH on the telephone on Wednesday that it is very suggestive that such matter would be coming up about 10 years after he left that team.

“I don’t really know what they are talking about and that’s why I don’t really have anything much to say. But it is curious that they are raising such matter about 10 years after I left the place. Why was the matter not raised while I was there? Why talk about it long after I retired from the game,” Taribo said.

Age-cheating has been a serious issue in Nigerian football especially since the world football governing body FIFA introduced age-grade competitions. Even though some of the foreign clubs have treated some of the country’s players with suspicions, this is the first bold and direct accusation made against a Nigerian player.

It was not immediately clear under what circumstance or forum that Mr. Zecevic raised the matter.
http://www.punchng.com/news/taribo-was-40-while-claiming-28-ex-partizan-president/

let Taribo be pls, he has played his part!