₦airaland Forum

ChemicalReaction:
And here I was thinking I'm the one experiencing this shitty MTN network.

Elsueno:
That's almost the amount of my yearly shop rent!!!
But will think about it

Karleb:
Hope say the thing fine like this in real life?

MajesticKris:
it's too expensive na... How we wan come take patronize, our own na ,when the price tag on it is appalling

PoliticallyInco:
Hahahahaha.. His intentions were glaring at least. At least let us give that to him.

Few years back. Someone told someone she was interested in me.I had told and forewarned the bearer of the message that it might not go well because I do not live to impress any one. My taste in women is rare. Additionally, I was not the regular "sheep" in the world, influenced by religious, class, gender, race, political view point,tribal, ethnic, blood and other biases. I am also politically incorrect on a lot of things. The person insisted because promise had been made to the lady and also, what was the worse that could happen? I feed, gist and laugh with her to death?

Anyway, met her at a restaurant. Worst date ever. She laughed and talked to her phone all through the date. Typed messages under the table. Took 1 billion photos (perhaps even more) on that single date.Ok clearly an exaggeration. But, men a lot of selfies.Few calls came in in quick succession and based on her responses, I believe she was posting online and sending to friends and reading comments and chats. She would type, laugh and apologize 1,000 times for chatting on her phone. Oh you know you are being stupid, so why continue and apologize and repeat? Could not hold any proper discussion on anything. However, knew how to order a lot of stuff including what she would take home. Hilarious, I thought. At least she knows something about being hungry.

Anyway my type of person, I told her I was only going to pay for what she could eat right there. Courtesy demands this as her host, despite the fact that we had not discussed who would be handling the bill. Besides I wanted this to be my treat anyway. But I was not going to pay for anything she takes home. She could pay for that herself as it was outside the date. Immediately, that got her attention. She was shocked and confused. She asked that but she was told I work with XYZ bla bla bla where the person that introduced us also works, and the person is a big person.I knew where she was coming from.To her she expected that a "big boy" should not bother about that. Her expectation was to come and have a nice time at my expense, take some free meal home. Oh well. Nice time during the date, no problem. I could feed her entire village 3 square meals for life. No offense to her village people. But trying to insult my intelligence, that I won't allow.

Her face changed. Had her meal in silence. Countenance dropped from "giggling high" to "sulking low". Responses became monosyllabic and snappy. I politely asked after the meal if she would like to leave. She affirmed. Drove her to her house. Dropped her off. She wouldn't respond to my "have a good night". Latter heard she said I was a "wicked and stingy" man.

J111333:
"That's how late Chief Bola Ige's cap was removed in Ile Ife, Osun State then and we all know what happened later."




I'm sorry but the bolded cracked me up. What's the thing with cap removing?

nijaomegacode:
My God! Is this happening in Nigeria?
I'm a graduate and I don't even have a job. First class in agricultural extension and Management for that matter. I will not cry.

Emir8:
Here is the time schedule:

Secondary school: 8:00AM - 4:00PM
University: 8:00AM - 6:00PM

I used to teach some Lebanese and Pakistanis children private lessons from 4:30 to 6:30 in which I make up to N58,000 a month. I have to sacrifice that too if I accept the university work

WinLABSstores:


Na wa o

Uyi168:
In 5weeks..
I pity person wey go give this one cloth..

Tolu121:
Just Five episodes

DONFRANSKID:
It's working ⚒ thanks

hubcap:
this is why you have to appreciate MBA style of fixed 1 year and 6 months investments, which is also why they delay capital removal also instead of remitting instantly like they do for ROI.

you can't just pull out funds when you want to, you're stuck for at least 6 months