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Br3nd4: Aunty nurse

Abadie?

Ahem!!!

Dolly-Parton:
Thank u. Normal people don't marry deeper life members. So don't bother, u'll marry one of those sisters with floor-length-sack-looking-skirt with scarf covering their ukempt dirty hair.

*In OBADIAH777's voice* DAYUMMMMMM! OMG! Dude,u have keee me! ROTF!

engrjidex: Cut all d Trousers to Nicker.
Bet it, she go stop am by force.

Cut my trousers to nicker,i go wear am lyk dat come ur office make we see who shame go catch. Since na by force

Monalisa Chinda

I don't think she's still passionate about animals

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Thread closed!!!

See question!

Ayoobscom: In addition;

It nourishes our spiritual life
It reminds our self connection with the starved/poor
It activate our thought on heavenly desires n reduces simultaneous the worldly
It increases intellectual capability
It reminds us of the deads
It moderates our arrogance lifestyles
Tames criminal and sinful urges

InshaAllah

D topic says health benefits. InshaAllah

I dnt care wat he does wit his salary and i dnt care wat ppl think abt his decision. I'm just hapi dat news abt 'my governor' made frontpage 2day

yuzedo: Soooooooooo, did they still ate d patty rice and malt or did the fooood waist??

Speechless! We give upppp!

Deschil: I feel sorry for those who this man has been able to entice with his gifts and "miracles". A day will come when everybody will know the truth but unfortunately for his adherents, it will be too late. I am not "judging" but the Bible says to "test all spirits" and TB Joshua's is not of God.

And i pity u who have made urself a glorified chief judge. Hope u r pure n holy? Cos judgement awaits u "tester of spirits".

People can say what they want. As long as he preaches salvation,shows love to all and prays in Jesus' name,i remain his number one fan. Let God be d judge

Freaks

onuwaje: Correction!!! My name is ONUWAJE not "oLuwaje.... Thanks

I stand corrected Mr O'n'uwaje,my post has been modified. Tnx

Okay.

@Donalð n onuwaje, its okay. One man's meat could be anoda man's poison. Wat's best 4 u can be worst 4 sum1 else

nmaihat: I do. With all foreign movies u've watched u've neva come across '21st' before

Laugh wan keee me *dies*

yorke1: Who even watch home movies this 21th century?

Though am not a big fan of home videos,a lot of ppl still watch them. So,dnt say it as if its a crime,those nollywood actors r more civilised than u. U can stop eating ur locally made dishes too since its 21st century

fairari022: u can get infected with fungus, because fungi inhabit in a cold water

erm..... Mr, dnt u think ur signature is way too vulgar?

yuzedo: Hi. I tink we neeeeeed to talk.

She's not rita dummynik

I hate n fear snakes. I almost fainted in secondary sch wen sum1 threw a toy snake @ me.

GoldCircle: Who's this chap putting up Okonjo iweala's picture everywhere on NL? He needs a ban!

U can say dat again! I'm tired of seeing her face on every thread

tjskii: Really,will definitely giv this a try,but op,there was a day I tried cooking with Afang leaves(they weer thinly shredded)but by d time d soup was cooked d afang leaves werr still hard ,was there smthn I did wrong

And in d case of d water leaf,should it be more than d afang? Gimme a rough idea(price) of lik say ow much afang and water leaf wil be enuf for a pot of soup,

and again d waterleaf,shud I dry fry it(put it in a pot and let d excess water dry)or for afang soup,it dosnt matter if therz xcess water

D waterleaf wasn't enough dat's y it was hard. U dnt have to fry d waterleaf,just put it in d boiling meat stock and let it boil.

Bro you're on point!

Godson201333: During high school I bought bread and beans at mama put,Crushed my mouth on a dead and roasted cockroach and i thought the woman mistakenly put meat for me when i didnt order for it.Na dat day i know say cockroach dey smell,e no sweat at all...

Cockroach is d most smelly n disgusting insect ever

scrubber: hmm, i remember back then in my aunties house, i had once sucked cockroach while eating okro soup. the soup was prepared with big crayfish and i dont know how the cockroach got into the soup and died there cos the kitchen was super clean.

i scooped it with eba as usual thinking it was crayfish. i gave it a good suck before i would chew it. on sucking it, i found it was a bit softer than the normal big crayfish, i brought it out to check and behold it was a COCKROACH. God!, i hated my self all through that day.

my second experienced may have happened to a lot of people. i once ate this white garden-egg to finish, only to discover that there was worm in it and i had almost finish the garden-egg. since then I've been careful when eating garden-eggs

Jeez! I hate cockroaches wit all my heart. Tufia!

Yuckkkkkkk! Poo in icecream n human finger in custard.*screaming*

To love and be loved feels so good. I'll choose love cos i knw wealth will surely come

Mayor21: Liyel imoke,

Hehehe! My brother,i dnt blame u if u have nothing to say abt him. I'm a crossriverian too. I've 4gotten abt dis name 'Liyel' 4 a long while now.

Reyspin: What are they going to discuss

How to mobilize the youths to build a town hall