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SimonAndal:
Sometimes I sit at home and do nothing. Like I did today.

U mean u didn't pretend to be a merman 2day?

sexkillzisagoat: Crixus: Brother, i would have words.
Spartacus: bring words out of tongue
Crixus: A man from the lands of the dark men named Fred Amata dotes on Ilithyia and was seen sharing wine to sooth belly
Spartacus: Bring me my sword! I sent glaber to the after-life and so will i do to that black traitor by ripping co.ck out of groin!

One of d reason(s) i watch spartacus is d way they speak. Let me eat pls,food has not passed lips since morning.

I was a very shy person during my high sch days. Mere pointing @me to answer a question was enuf to make me faint n wen i finally stand up without having an answer,i'll wish d ground shld open up n swallow me alive. But in d higher institution,i wasn't so shy. If i was asked a questn dat i dnt have d correct answer to i'll simply say anytin n burst into laughter. The whole class will join me n dat'll be all

Novels,sleep n music

His mum is a regular patient at the hospital where i work. On that lovely day she came for her regular check-up,while she was waiting 4 the doctor he drove by to check on her. I had closed 4 the day n was on my way home,he offered to give me a lift and so.......

My boss needs to work on 1 n 10. D man is sumtin else,nobody ever does anytin right in his eyes.

My best sport,great!

I wish i get dis kind mind!

See his mouth! Who even made him a senator?

Newnas: calabar is not a state, agreed but calabar is strange indeed, if what I meant was that it is no where to be found on the map then it would be less worse, as u can read some posters described it as worse than sodom and gomora, thats not strange enough for you, or the one who mentioned his friend being approached by a pry 6 girl, thats not strange enough, and even this news, I see you as an ignorant humanbeing who is too impatient in defending his home wether they be on falsehood or not. So I decide to leave your ignorant opinion rather than take it... So baba I humbly urge you to 'park well'.... Wait, is crossriver not the state where their senate beat each other up like thugs, hahahahaha so much for a peaceful state, now i think i will take it... Hahahahaha

Ignoramus! U dnt even know the diff btw cross river and rivers,u're busy laughing at your ignorance. Besides, d guy who was approached by a pri 6 gal said it happened in Akwa Ibom. I dnt think u've ever been in CRS. U're passing judgement on mere heresay. I repeat,CRS is d most peaceful.

abdul noni: mumu police woman

Be careful o! B4 she 'mistakenly' discharge 6 bullets into ur arsenal

datChelseaBoy: It's not quantity that matters, it's quality. Ok, Davido has more videos than Bruno Mars where has that taken him to? Is he richer than Bruno Mars? Is he more famous than Bruno Mars? Has he won more awards than Bruno Mars?

Who cares about his wealth n awards? Wateva he has is for him,his family n his country. An average nigerian doesnt even know Bruno mars,but they know Davido,they enjoy his music and dat's wat matters. Besides,Davido doesnt beg from u to feed,he has everything he want,wat r we talking abt here? Though i enjoy foreign music but am proudly naija. I think we're d best in Africa

Jobless nigga @OP. Be here condemning their songs while there r out there making it bigger than u can ever dream of. Music is meant for fun n relaxation,whatever can provide any of the two for me,i'll listen to

What now happens to their parish priests?

ibiso1986: ogoja girls bad oh.. They dark like bayelsa people and their waist make sense.. U for try see fair ikom girls. I feel say ikom girls fine pass the efiks(calabar).. Crossrivers state na land of pretty girls.

. U get eyes

Newnas: Things are more complex dan they look so dnt raise emotions by shouting like donkeys, the law is an arse, the court may even end up paying him after discharging him... And this man is different from yerima, sex is different from marriage... Get it right and lett it sink in ur head.. And one thing I an in no way in support of this.... Calabar is a strange state, many things happen there so dnt be surprised, this case is not popular bcause this man is not a Muslim, senator and not from the north, so it wont sell as a headline

1st of all,calabar is not a state. The act was done by a non-crossriverian in another village in CRS. And what on earth do u mean by 'calabar is a strange state'. Strange as in,its not found in d map of Nigeria or u're just hearing of it 4 the 1st time? What things have u heard of or seen happening in calabar? As far as i'm concerned,cross river is the 'most' peaceful state in naija,take it or leave it

jerex55: clearly u've not been to calabar,its worse than sodom and gomora............its a normal occurence,this came out cuz the girl died

Se fi inua! Always looking 4 an opportunity to jump into conclusion. I dnt blame u,i blame d misleading topic. Everywhere in cross river state is now calabar. D place is "yala",a village very far 4rm cally. How many of such stories have u heard 4rm calabar b4? D culprit is not even a crossriverian. Besides,most of d prostitutes and students/runs gals in calabar aren't crossriverians. Unam ikot!

A,D,E n F

Yummy! Nice post

Rukemi291: My thoughts: Lord, this trouble makers are here. Let me quicken my steps before they start shooting at sight or pick me up and parade me as an armed robber they nabbed in the midnight operating...

My thoughts too

Yucky!!!

Promolysis: you are a pathological liar. I graduated from unical in 2012, most of the visible and laudable project in the state was done by his predessor donald duke. This slowpoke has done virtually nothing in the state. This man is a fraudster right from his dayz as minister of power and steel

Bia nwoke,who gave u d right to say those terrible things abt my governor? U graduated 4rm unical,so? U were simply asked if u can re-elect ur governor,talk about urs and leave ours 4 us.*clicks tongue 4 u*. By d way,i love him because he's under d umblerra!*smiles*

Amaaskia: Yeah especially with the fact that he's sooo handsome, smart, ARTICULATE, SEXY, *exhales* the list goes on.

Hmmmmmmm! If Onari catch u!

canalily: Nwanyi nma are you from Anambara? Y u com change oyibo umbrella to umblerra? If them catch u eeh! Humm, i know no, no dey a m oh! !

Prease o! Its my mother tongue

President Donald Duke *sounds nice*

I don't know. I just lyk umblerra,so anywhere i see it i'll thumbprint

Br3nd4: Lol. . Im not Efik Im a portharcourt Gal o
Buh i stay in Municipality. Awanga fi?

Ok,i get u.

Br3nd4: PH. . . Yeah im not Efik.

Buh Municipality too. *you get?*

Huh?

Br3nd4: Seriously? Cool

Yeah,how abt u?

Br3nd4: How nice ato mmong?

Municipality

Yes