₦airaland Forum

nikkyshyne: Blood of Jesus!

I actually screamed "holy ghost fire" wen i opened the thread

anyaekekehinde: I WILL REPORT YOU TO YOUR PASTOR. ag gal

That i'm a good gal abi?

Odoemacyril: pity 4 him as in,..

Pity as in pity

My boss just rejected a colleague's resignation letter. Reason being that he didn't notify him early enough to enable him get a replacement.

Because they know what they do to other ppl's daughters

What more can i say??

Andyblaze: Why no reply?

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FILEBE: leme guess. U didnt read his post. U jst randomly quoted someone and commented abi?

I read his post very well. The question is "what's the craziest thing you've done FOR MONEY"? Not just the craziest thing

dennisilupeju: I got drunk @ age 14 nd started charlengin my mum but nw am a changes man with kids

And how much were u paid?

RedBenson: So u mean though u were denying him but ur pussy was scratching u hunging for it? U can kill urself in pretence o.

I be human na!

Yeah,it happened once. He came visiting and it started raining heavily until late. He had to pass the night in my house. I knew he was very happy in his mind. Later at night he started touching me,i gave him a strict warning,moved away from him and covered myself with the duvet leaving him to feel cold. The next morning i woke him up very early to leave. When he left i started feeling pity for him but.........

Ms_Steph: Y do south south gals have muscles?

Are u saying u don't have muscles? What is your disease condition called?

I was chewing a gum when i saw this,i quickly spat it out. I know about d pillowcase

I put my fone on vibration when i'm with my mum. If i have a call,i'll quietly walk to my room. The woman get wahala

vanessa566: Na who mess for here

This post is irritating!

iamswizz: *spits*

Devil

odua boy: Thank god u said if their is electricity but is electricity gonna ever be stable with the RETARdeen we currently have in power:>:>

Your mates are making useful contributions,yours is to insult the president. All those years when there was no 'RETARDeen'(according to u),was there constant power supply? Why not advice your dad who's not a retardeen to go for the 2015 presidential election,he might be the change Nigeria is waiting for. Mtchewwwwwwwwww!

R.I.P! So sad.

TinyPurpleBaby: Why didnt you write fish?

He wrote salmon

Gwekzy: Dat Melvin Boi is jst a fool..Gay Oshi

Y the hate? U think every guy is like u who doesn't have self control

coogar: jonathan himself must be an irresponsible husband if he cannot put a leash on his rabid wife. i would be embarrassed as a husband if my wife continues to to bring shame into my household. if jonathan cannot stamp his authority in his household, why do we expect him to rule a country of 160 million people?

Wheneva i read abt her i feel so much shame n embarassment

Dis PEJ stories r getting out of hand. Is it by force to pay sum1 condolence visit? She don dey make me shame

*in yuzedo's voice* huh! Are they mami n papi water? Y r they going to wed inside d indian ocean

careytommy: This pics prove she bleached

SMH

Na wa 4 nigerians o! Una get strength to argue over wetin no concern una. Pastor Adeboye didn't go on national tv or to ur houses to force any of u to contribute money,his members r not complaining neither have they come to u to borrow money 4 dis project. O ye foolish nairalanders,leave men of God alone n face d problems troubling u and ur families.

Billyonaire: See, Mother and my father not together
But I was brought up by my poor single mother
Sweet like a guava eh
To my sweet sugar butter

I was born with a silver spoooooon
And then I lost the spoooooon
And I give God all the glory oh
When I waka everybody say dey know me oh
And I give God all the glory oh
As I dey sing I dey tell them my story oh

Chorus:
Iwori woh (Iwori wo)
Jehovah emekwa la ya ozo
Jah, mekwere e, Papa, meperem uzo
Iwori woh
I am better than the best
We shall never rest
Daddy meperem uzo

Iwori woh (Iwori wo)
Muo nso emekwa la ya ozo
Jah mekwere e, Papa, meperem uzo
Iwori woh

I jubilaaaate
I celebraaate
I prostaaate
Appreciaaate
Champaaagne

*** but make me strooong
I'm feeling so glad that's why I sing this sooong
I'm a supa dupa ***
E be like say I hold money pass Abiola eh
Babangida, Yaradua
All of them, put together

And I give God all the glory oh
When I waka everybody say dey know me oh
And I give God all the glory oh
As I dey sing I dey tell them my story oh

Chorus:
Iwori woh (Iwori wo)
Jehovah emekwa la ya ozo
Jah mekwere e, Papa, meperem uzo
Iwori woh
I am better than the best
We shall never rest
Daddy meperem uzo

Iwori woh (Iwori wo)
Muo nso emekwa la ya ozo
Jah, mekwere e, Papa, meperem uzo
Iwori woh

I jubilaaaate
I celebraaate
I prostaaate
Appreciaaate
Champaaagne

Wake up in the morning
And I brush my teeeeth
Fiiirst, give me give me what to eaaaat
eh

Omekwala ya ozo
Omekwala ya ozo
Jehovah emekwala ya ozo

E dey sweet me in my body
E dey sweet me in my soul
E dey sweet me in my kidney and down below
ai

Omekwala ya ozo
Omekwala ya ozo
Jehovah emekwala ya ozo

I celebraaate
I prostaaate
Appreciaaate
Champaaagne

Some Comments:
Other parts of the lyrics that I find really touching are:

"I was born with a silver spoooooon
Then I lost the spoooooon
I give God the glory oh
As I waka everybody start dey know me oh
I give God all the glory oh"

"E be like say I hold money pass Abiola"

So,this is the definition of wacomzy? Chai nairalanders!

pekelepekele: & y are the galz also saying yes to their request , in fact i pity some gals that doesn't know wears quality .

Imagine most guys now a days with their raw okirika collection of 1k , 2k and aboki perfume running after gals .

You see them they never forget to use powder , use their mama relaxer to coil their hair .with a n50 white handkerchief .

& gals will be like nigga is got future , nigga smells good

LWTMB!

onila: MUMU fan

one night in jail was worth it ke

ronaldo, that arrogant baffoon

Der's nothing mumuish abt wat d guy did.

WOW! I knw dat feeling,d guy just couldn't hold it any longer

If to say na beta country dey talk,i for get answer but malawi?....bwahahahahahahaha!

plaetton: Useless Africans. A president going on a pilgrimage to another country just to shore up the stone age myths of another nation.
Which leader of a civilized nation has ever committed so national embarrassment to his people?

What is wrong with the African brain? What type of lobotomy did they perform on us that is being passed on from one generation to the next?
When will the African brain ever be liberated?

Slave! Must u always follow d footsteps of ur colonial masters all in d name of civilization? Y do u think they r always right?