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kaziblake:
She might not be a cheating. Don't you trust her?

no i dont

Am confused, a girl i have been dating quite a long time now, we had a lil problem n she left, av never had canal knowledge of her… so after a while like 3years i went to see her in the uni n we made up via whatsapp, so i planned on hosting her for a whole night, she agreed on coming, now she wants me to promise her i wont try to have canal knowledge of her…

what could she be up to

THEY TRIED TO BE FUNNY BUT MY ANCESTORS NO GREE

My people this week is for celebration… from next week i will set amaechi's butt on fire

Help a confused guy choose from marine and electrical, which is better?whats the salary scale and job opportunities?

had love for electrical things as a kid, but still confused as which to choose..your sincere advice needed.

help out cc richiez

CEO/BUSINESS MOGUL


One of the most demanding jobs of our day is
the job of the CEO or a business owner. The CEO
is answerable for the success or failure of any
company. They oversee the company’s
operations, production, marketing and human
resource. Generally, the CEO is the company. As
such they are equally rewarded for the heavy
crown they wear. Median Salary of a CEO is
about N40 million.


PASTOR


There is no way around this. Nigerians appreciate
their religious leaders — especially pastor. In fact
we idolize them and shower them with gifts and
money. A powerful ‘beginner’ in this circle would
take home up to N5 million and ‘established’
names rake in 9 times as much.


PETROLEUM ENGINEER


The place of the Petroleum Engineer in the world
today is prominent because the world has a high
demand for petroleum. These engineers, who
design, test and deploy means of extracting
petroleum are revered and paid well. An average
salary will be N12 million.


AERONAUTIC ENGINEER


Aeronautical engineers are ‘airplane engineers’.
In Nigeria, their main job is the maintenance of
aircrafts technology. Their job is very delicate
because the safety of the nation’s aircrafts,
military or commercial, rests on their shoulders.
The lives and safety of everyday traveler depends
on them so aeronautic engineers get up to N11
million.


SURGEON


Everybody seems to understand why a surgeon
needs to be well paid since a surgeon is
responsible for identifying patients who requires
surgery, perform the operation, and provide
patients with care and treatment after the
surgery. Since people figuratively and literally ‘lay’
their lives at his table, the surgeon is well
compensated and takes about N11 milla too.


PILOT


Choosing who come first between the pilots and
the surgeon was hard. Pilots fly planes. They
convey people from one location to another in the
most delicate means of transportation. They get
paid about N9 million.


TELECOMS ENGINEER


Telecoms engineers make it possible for you to
make calls and browse from your phone. If you
know how mobile networks work you will
understand why the Telecoms engineer is well-
regarded.


INVESTMENT BANKER


Investment bankers manage your ‘happiness and
comfort’ as such we reward them proportionately.
What price is your happiness?


MUSICIAN


A musician’s job is straightforward: they make
music that entertains, informs, shape and
sometimes change our ways of thinking. It is not
uncommon to find people idolize musicians like
they do religious leaders as such, we pay
musicians from N600,000 to N2 million for their
presence at our events


PROGRAMMERS

Programmers are problem solvers. They figure out
how to make computers solve our problems.
Programmers are among the top 5 best paid
professions in developed worlds but in naija they
are probably the least appreciated financially.
They get about N5 million yearly.
NOTE: salary figures are stated on per annum

It is believed that the highest wages are only
available in the capital. However, smaller cities
also can boast the fact that many companies
offer a decent salary for some posts.i analyzed and determined Top 10 best paid
job offers from employers with an income of
more than 700 000 Naira per year. The
following list includes even those positions that
require minimal job experience. For most
managers such personal qualities as the
activity, sociability, responsibility and
perseverance are more important and valued.

Finance Manager
Income: 7,200,000 – 11,600,000 Naira per year

Finance Manager is a specialist who manages
the financial resources of the enterprise. The
work is focused on the receiving and
permanent increasing of profits of the
company. The objectives of the financial
manager are to develop financial strategies and
effective information systems, analysis of the
various aspects of finance, planning financial
performance in key areas, the effective
monitoring of the implementation of
management decisions in the field of finance,
asset management, capital investment, cash
flow, and risk assessment. Finance manager
should be the responsible, flexible, self-
confident, critical and endowed with developed
intuition. Work experience (3-5 years) is
important for this post.

Communications Manager
Income: 1,200,000 Naira per year

The role of the communications manager is to
serve as a central element in the system of
control over communications in the
organization and to become a manager or
supervisor for those who want to be taught the
process of communication. Such professional
skills as self-confidence, communication skills
and resistance to stress are necessary for the
worker. Usually, work experience is not required
if the job applicant is able to introduce his/
herself well.

Personal Assistant
Income: 1,000,000 – 1,800,000 Naira per year

Requirements for the candidates depend on the
company and direct manager. The main wishes
are previous administrative experience as a
personal assistant, good organizational skills,
and in most cases, excellent knowledge of the
English language (sometimes several
languages).
Personal assistant must be able to plan the
working day of the head, to prepare
presentations and reports, to work with the
documentation, to execute interpreting and
translation, administrative and information
support of the director, to perform personal
assignments. Work experience and the level of
education are not always necessary factors in
the selection of the employee.

Human Resources Manager
Income: 960,000 – 2,200,000 Naira per year

Standard functional tasks of HR-manager
include personnel records management,
recruitment, organization of training and
retraining of employees, the development of
compensation schemes, optimization of the
organizational structure of the company and
formation of the company’s personnel policy. A
good HR-manager should be a good
psychologist, has the ability to understand
people and communicate with them. It is
desirable to have a well-developed good insight
and intuition that can help find the right type
of behavior in a difficult situation. This
professional must also be a good manager.
The following qualities are also required: self-
confidence, ability to work in a team and be
responsible, a positive attitude towards people.
First degree in social sciences (BSc or HND)
and 1-3 years experience are compulsory
requirements.

Marketing Manager
Income: 960,000 – 1,800,000 Naira per year

The post of the marketing manager is
becoming more popular. More often the
employers want to see such an employee in
their team. Marketing Manager supervises
commercial and marketing activities of the
company. In order to organize the sale of
products, the manager needs to know the
tastes and preferences of consumers.
Due to the statistical analysis the worker forms
the line of range. Increase profits are directly
dependent on the influx of new customers.
Therefore, the responsibility of the marketing
manager also includes the determination of
advertising policy. Marketing managers are
working in completely different fields: food
production, home appliance stores, oil
companies, social networks etc. Usually
minimum the Bachelor’s degree, good
negotiation, communication and persuasion
skills are necessary to be offered the job. Not
all employers require work experience in this
field and the every job seeker has a chance to
be employed.

Project Manager
Income: 840,000 – 10,002,700 Naira per year

The success of any project depends on the
professionalism of its head. The post of the
project manager can be found in the
organizations which pay a lot of attention to
its development. The employee usually has the
following responsibilities: to identify the goals
and objectives of the project, to create a
description of the requirements for the final
product, to manage the budget of a project,
risk assessment. Employers usually require a
degree in Project Management and 1-3 years of
work experience.

Account Manager
Income: 840,000 – 1,440,000 Naira per year

At present many organizations pay a lot of
attention to the quality of services provided.
Companies are doing everything possible to
attract customers. A key objective of the
account manager is to create motivation for
the client to continue cooperation and
partnership. The mail responsibilities of the
specialist include negotiating and information
support of the client, work with objections,
preparation of the reports with the results of
the work done, maintaining detailed accounting
records, monitoring the timely payment of bills.
The degree in Accounting B.Sc./HND and
organizational, analytic and negotiation skills
are required.

Sales Manager
Income: 720,000 – 2,160,000 Naira per year

Sales Manager is the professional who is
engaged in commercial activity in order to sale
the products. Nowadays it is one of the most
contradictory occupations where the
discussions and debates are often arising.
However, at the same time it is a highly
demanded post without which the company
work is almost impossible to imagine.
Many job applicants tried their hand in this
field, but only a few manage to achieve
success. Perseverance and communication
skills are very important to help find a
common language with other people. The
duties of the employee is to attract customers,
negotiating, signing contracts, distribution of
business proposals, carrying out of
presentations. Often education and work
experience are essential requirements, but all
depends on the activity of the organization.

Finance Assistant
Income: 720,000- 1,440,000 Naira per year

The main duties of the post are planning and
approval of costs, the analysis and calculation
of tariffs, development and monitoring of
budget execution, record keeping of all
company accounts and preparation of reporting
documents. For such a specialist it is
important to be able for analytical thinking,
because every employee will have to accept a
huge amount of information. In addition to the
Bachelor’s degree or HND in Accounting, the
candidate must possess the computer and
financial programs. One of the most frequent
requirements for the job is the work experience
in a similar position for at least 3-5 years.

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anangboy:
I have run foul of them twice. At Alagomeji, close to Zenith bank, i was stopped. My driver's license had expired, road worthiness had expired the month earlier and i had no bin in the car. Them squeeze 3k comot my hand.

The very next day i was caught again. By the same FRSC and i was accosted by the same man i paid the day earlier. A northern man with slashing tribal marks. I explained to him that i was still processing my papers and that i met him the day earlier. The man no even look my face. Told me to bring 5k last. Omo story change o. I told him i don't have. They towed my "tuke tuke" to their Yaba office and deflated one of my tyres. I had to pay about 4k into their bank acct.

this guys are wicked

cmart09:
I had an experience with them while I was still in the university.
On that faithful day, I was rush to school for a test that was scheduled for 9am, mid way into my trip I bumped into them, they were like eight of them, with five of them scattered in front of my car. I had no option but to slow down and trafigated like I was going to allow them Bleep me up, as soon as I did that they all cleared, and I gave my car a full throttle while the shouted 'stop him stop him!!', that is just one of my many encouter with FRSC and I will never stop for them except Army is in their front.

bros u get mind die, ur lucky u escaped

segebobo:
Dese guys

what do they do

segebobo:
They ain't as dreadful as those guys on black & white called VIO

which one is dat??

cc lalasticlala

AngryNigerian:
Mine is very simple...


I have perfected the identification method for these uniform people...the way they flash their headlamp, their composure/disposition, slangs, etc...

FRSC: Oga can I see your licence?
Me: e spiri' d'corps!
FRSC: Which Corps, ID pls?
Me: November Oscar, i'm an India Tango there (then i mention an Air Force Command very far!)
FRSC: But r u not with your ID?
Me: It got lost when I when we were responding to a Seria Oscar @ Adamawa...but you can radio this number for clarification (i have already arranged my guy-in-crime to pose as an Air Comodore, same thing i do for him when he's flagged down)
Meanwhile, i carry Air Force insignia, service belt across my dashboard, & well-shaved
FRSC Officer: you may go...oga, na forceman.


Pls, don't qoute me if you try this & it backfires!!!

dem use u act grand theft auto

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bodejohn:
If you are on the highway, I have only two words...

Slow down but don't stop...

My bad...that was more than two words and worst still bad advise!!!

ewww

thats some great advice u knw, e fit land u for kirikiri

chocolateme:
Yes but our solution that day was smiles upon smiles upon smiles till they warned and let us go.

those guys aint loyal

Mehn this is one force i respect whenever am travelling
They dont laugh, and u must pay something before pushing...
Just today as we were coming back from the holiday trip, we were almost at our destination when we saw that tall lanky uniformed man climb the main road and motioned us to stop, we all froze!! knowing that we ain't getting out of there without spending thousands.
we started asking "Dad did u have fire extinguisher? did u have triangle? mommy wear sit belt

Well to cut the long story short, they checked us for close to 30mins and we were made to pay some undisclosed amount because of no triangle n expired papers...
But seriously have never witnessed someone escaping those guys without bribing them....

Have you? Share your experience.

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please if u are in the management faculty just reply pls

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olufemimajek:
Hmmm... i was once a physics Student.... I eventually ran away... lol

heheh3heheheheheh how come?? Godddd

Nature130:
Well in FUTO putme all student take 5 subjects i.e maths, english, chemistry, physics and biology
so u need d science subjects

just wanna knw if i can study the course as a science student dat didnt do commerce n account

Neeson:
I think you should find out from futo admissions unit, or in fact look up futo website, the undergraduate admission section, or you can find someone who's still in futo, I've graduated. But to the best of my knowledge no course in futo needs those subjects you just mentioned.

oh thanks alot

CountDracula:
Hey can someone tell me Who's head is d headies official logo?

phynofino

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Kyase:
computer engineering.
a witness talking here.

oga pls can u advice someone dat is below average in mathematics to study computer engineering? will he be able to cope??pls help

Neeson:
I think every course in the school is rooted in science & tech, with an overlap into management, except for few of em, but information management tech has to do with ICT and therefore is based in science, anywhere, even away from FUTO.

bro i saw in jamb brochure that IMT requires commerce, account and economics in as in ur ssce dats y am confused, can u pls help me clarify dis

Nature130:
Information Management Technology, IMT, is a dept in d School of Management Technology, SMAT

i knw, what i want to know bro is if the course is an art course as in if it requires art subjects in jamb or weda its a science course dat requires science subjects to apply for it

Neeson:
When you pass an exam on ENG 308 in futo you'd know why.

bro pls a quick question on futo stuff...

is information management technology a science course in fut0 or art cos am kinda confused

i need your help.

i really wanna study dis course, but it seems it is an art course n am a science student, i wanna know wht is needed in the course pls, all futolites and other technologist help

sage2:
Nigerian Defence Academy

i rep NDA