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Family / Re: Your 1st Meeting With Your In-laws by agoshofin(m): 3:30pm On Mar 24, 2011
well, I think I'll just go in suits & answer only questions asked, would play dumb till d end of d meeting!
Politics / Re: Lagos Nurses Go On Strike, Public Health System Paralysed by agoshofin(m): 1:16pm On Mar 17, 2011
if them want Federal govt salary, then resign & take up fed govt job, which state pays fed salary?

the so called pay in federal govt is wat the Niger-Delta is fightin & bombing every where cuz if Niger Delta is given its due, there will be no big Federal govt salary,


These ppl own too much abeg!
Politics / Re: Cbn Blasts Fg Over Policy Somersault by agoshofin(m): 1:09pm On Mar 17, 2011
so we can nw import toothpick and furniture

What nxt r we going to import a new first lady who will speak good english grin grin grin grin

Jonathan needs to start watching documentaries on Discovery Channel, documentaries like Breaking up d biggest, Extreme Engineering etc, IKEA is a world shipper & manufacturer of furniture today, thanks to govt policy,

Is dis d luck we're talking about?, abeg, make we hear word!
Politics / Re: April Polls: Inec Adopts Modified Open Secret Ballot by agoshofin(m): 11:36pm On Mar 15, 2011
i only hope it works,
Career / Re: How Can I Succeed As A Secretary? Pls Help by agoshofin(m): 1:17pm On Mar 11, 2011
try tips on www.icsa.org.uk or www.icsan.org, check their resources and improve urself,

Dress formally bt decently attractive & speak good english, learn to listen & retain information in ur head, learn to scribble stuff on notepads very fast,
always ve a notepad with u if u ve to go & see ur boss in his office,
keep records well & know when & hw to tell a client off, don't reproach d clients dat make advances to you aggressively, just smile & with apology say no, if d pressure is much get a ring on ur finger, if them still no gree let a friend pose as ur fiancee or give such impression, (u may chose to rent me grin grin grin cool)
then be early to work &7 leave when u're supposed to leave,

U must know alot of Microsoft office applications & their usage, let ur presentations standout, (look 4 a place to take lessons flexibly (I can teach u 4 free, bt may nt be so chanced, )

BoL
Career / Re: How Can I Succeed As A Secretary? Pls Help by agoshofin(m): 1:16pm On Mar 11, 2011
try tips on www.icsa.org.uk or www.icsan.org, check their resources and improve urself,

Dress formally bt decently attractive & speak good english, learn to listen & retain information in ur head, learn to scribble stuff on notepads very fast,
always ve a notepad with u if u ve to go & see ur boss in his office,
keep records well & know when & hw to tell a client off, don't reproach d clients dat make advances to you aggressively, just smile & with apology say no, if d pressure is much get a ring on ur finger, if them still no gree let a friend pose as ur fiancee or give such impression, (u may chose to rent me grin grin grin cool)
then be early to work &7 leave when u're supposed to leave,

U must know alot of Microsoft office applications & their usage, let ur presentations standout, (look 4 a place to take lessons flexibly (I can teach u $ free, bt may nt be so chanced, )

BoL
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Man. United [3 - 1] On Sunday, March 6th 2011 by agoshofin(m): 1:15am On Mar 07, 2011
[size=8pt][size=8pt][size=8pt][size=8pt][size=8pt][size=8pt]Up Liverpool[/size][/size][/size][/size][/size][/size]
Phones / Re: Top Ten Applications On Your Phone. by agoshofin(m): 2:23pm On Mar 03, 2011
Pls I need a new Yahoo Messenger app to install on my E5, any help pls, the one on it is nt workin
Politics / Re: Lagos State Governorship Debate On Channels by agoshofin(m): 2:21pm On Mar 03, 2011
FBS:

But I thought BRF said he won't contest for a second term? saying that a brilliant student does not repeat the same class.

Anyways, I heard the man is doing wonderfully well and that he is the best candidate on ground.
May the best candidate who loves the people and the city win.

abeg, se person still fit watch a re-run of the debate?
yes on Channels @ 3 pm today
Mutiana:

Please is there a transcript of the debate?

yes pls any transcript,
Politics / Re: Lagos State Governorship Debate On Channels by agoshofin(m): 2:19pm On Mar 03, 2011
Baba_O:

Fashola for third term jare, if possible for life.
I like Fashola alot, but definately not 4 Third term, my problem wiv him nw is dat does he have or has he trained or has he identified anyone to takeover from him & can surpass his records, because d success of a leader is in the progress of his followers if he is no more a leader, Tinubu found him so he should find sm1 beta, else, JIMI AGBAJE should start his Lagos wide tour nw, so next debate, he'll talk with statistics,
Politics / Re: Lagos Ohanaeze Lists Conditions For Fashola’s Endorsement by agoshofin(m): 1:34pm On Mar 03, 2011
Any yoruba community who lives all his life in an Ibo land & contributes 10% of revenue for any eastern state will neva be recognized talkless of being persuaded to vote in in one direction,
I'm nt a fan of ethnicism, bt dis act by igbos in Lagos is pushing their luck too far, let them go & read & analyse the crisis in Jos, Bornu, Kaduna, Kano etc,

they should stay put in their village & develop their cities,
Business / Re: Worst Bank In Nigeria by agoshofin(m): 1:00pm On Mar 03, 2011
it shall be a battle of worst btw AFRIBank & WEMA Bank, undecided undecided undecided wink
Family / Re: Thing You Both Use Together by agoshofin(m): 12:47pm On Feb 24, 2011
na wa o,
Politics / Re: Tinubu Urges Fashola To Sack Striking Doctors by agoshofin(m): 12:41pm On Feb 24, 2011
why must every problem in Lagos be related to PDP/ACN, na wa for this PDP bigots o, which of the PDP states ve fared half as good as lagos put all indices equally?
these Doctors to my mind r just being inconsiderate, if them wan work let them work, hw many civil servants in d state earn dat much?, later, the doctors go pack their family go abroad & leave d poor ones to rot,

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Romance / Re: How Do I Stop Cheating? by agoshofin(m): 12:36pm On Feb 24, 2011
:oCall a family meeting with ur parents in attendance, sisters and brothers & report urself, saying simply dat u want to stop it! grin wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool [0 - 1] On Sunday 6th February 2010 by agoshofin(m): 1:10am On Feb 07, 2011
Na wa 4 Chelsea fans o,
Anyway, Liverpool for life,
dat only shows that we've got a lot of Liver to bring down d bridge, trust me, Kenny Dalgish succeeded in mocking Chelsea by not playing any of the new signings(Carrol & Suarez), without Torres, Liverpool still stands high, Under Hogson it was 2-0, kenny dalgish 1-0, tongue
in a minute, I appreciate wat Torres did 4 Liverpool, see Liverpool in Champions league,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Torres Vows To Score Against Liverpool by agoshofin(m): 12:06pm On Feb 04, 2011
I don't ve qualms wit Torres scoring against Liverpool, my problem is d nature of his leaving,

& for those who said Liverpool also snatched Carrol 4rm Newcastle, read d news, it was d chairman dat wanted to sell, d coach neva wanted to, which was why he put d 35milliom pounds premium, Liverpool had to match it cuz they realised Torres was going, he could ve been sold for more(Read Benitez's comment on ESPN) bt cuz Dalgish didn't want him to go, he was sold for the price of the Release clause in his contract, so hatters quit hatting,

Like I said, Liverpool is a TRADITION cheesy,

I look forward to a beautiful ggame on Sunday, bt Chelsea fans, pls don't eat ur words if on Sunday he plays & does nt ve an impact, or the game ends in a draw, bt if u win, pls don't celebrate it here, do d celebration in ur bedrooms,

I trust Liverpool fans, YNWA!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Torres Vows To Score Against Liverpool by agoshofin(m): 4:01pm On Feb 03, 2011
haba, na only Chelsea fans dey happy!

Liverpool is not like any other club, it is a class of it's own,

Liverpool is a tradition, so it commands respect & adherence to it's tenets, we're not saying don't go, but go nicely & don't miss yarn, the guy left @ a time things were lookin up for good which would irk any traditional club like Liverpool. Everton, Barca & AC Milan with a few clubs in Germany share the tradition of bonding with their players,

Torres is the only player so far that left Liverpool & fans were angry, Alonso left, Arbeloa left, Micheal Owen left no uproar, what he did was pure snitching, so if by January next yr Real Madrid comes with £70million pounds, he will hand in a Transfer request,
For you to know that d club didn't want him out, they only put a fee equivalent to the release clause in his contract, Chelsea fans, enjoy him while he lasts, bt rmbr, u guys will keep chasing Liverpool's glory & will nt get it!

if up till nw, he has not met Ancelloti, na real wa 4 una o,
Religion / Re: Christians Protecting Muslims During Their Prayers In Egypt by agoshofin(m): 1:40pm On Feb 03, 2011
I wish this was in Naija, unfortunately, Naija ppl r quick to say "Muslims can u see",
we r all bigots,
very few r sane,
Romance / Re: Should I Forget My "fiance"? by agoshofin(m): 1:27pm On Feb 03, 2011
First, report to ur ppl and his ppl if u guys are really fiance(s) and they know u, odawise, speak to his friends,
endure till u get the child to him & pack ur load, & if per chance, his troubles prevents u 4rm having d child, girl, get ur self outta him, u're in ur 30's rmbr,

in all, if u're good without him (financially), then seek ur greener love else where not wiv him,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Sign £50m Torres! by agoshofin(m): 9:38am On Feb 01, 2011
Torres does nt look good in Chelsea, & blues fans should expect a massive booin of Torres in Anfield nxtwk, & trust me, We ve a Pepe Reina dat knows Torres so well,

Hw come only Chelsea fans are happy with d deal?, As for me, Torres shouldn't ve gone, even though, Liverpool can be better off without Torres!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Torres Finally Leaves Liverpool Fc! by agoshofin(m): 2:23pm On Jan 31, 2011
175k per week & image rights left!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Torres Finally Leaves Liverpool Fc! by agoshofin(m): 2:21pm On Jan 31, 2011
News coming in from Liverpool is Torres is driving off to Chelsea for Medicals, Has Chelsea raised the bid? What is happening?
Family / Re: Should A Married Woman Accept A Gift From Her Ex Boyfriend? by agoshofin(m): 1:17pm On Jan 31, 2011
u can accept a gift, depending on wat d gift is,
if d gift is a car, a flower, a phone, an attire/dress/cloth/bag/purse/perfume/electrical appliance etc, No do, don't collect. bt if it's a broom, card, exercise book,biro, calendar etc, u may collect, bt first show it to your hubby in a mocking manner, like "see me see trouble o, so so so drop this off 4 me, " else, neva ever neva ever accept a gift from an ex,
bt if him give u amper pack, hmmmm collect am, na corporate gift be dat!
Romance / Re: Who Comes First? Mum Or Girlfriend? by agoshofin(m): 4:55pm On Jan 26, 2011
The dilemna here is nt cuz I speak to my babe often or I call my mum regularly, the moment there's free call wiv mother, it'll be like knowing everything going on wiv her & she wiv me, if it is a gf who my mother sparcely knows, she can just be expecting dat I call every minute, while I ve @ d back of my mind that when I had d opportunity to speak to her free 4 every wknd where she'll only pay 100naira, she declined,

my thinking is this, pick ur mum cuz u don't ve an extra burden dat u ve to call regularly, moreso, she would nt need to call u again, she can just flsh u & u call, dat way she is eating the fruits of her labour already,

the gf can just bolt away d nxt day dat u did nt call her every minute despite having free airtime to call,
Romance / Who Comes First? Mum Or Girlfriend? by agoshofin(m): 4:14pm On Jan 26, 2011
Read the story!

My Girlfriend called me one day that I she wants us to do the MTN Magic number thing & I feigned that I had done it with some else, she blew up & I confessed that I just wasn't interested giving the fact that she had rejected my offer of free wknd calls on the MTN Funlink package simply because she will have to change her plan. in reply she said it was a different scenario and she wants us to do it.

The next day my mother called me & we had a long chat on phone, at the end of the chat, she said she has had of the Magic number thing and has seen someone use it and it worked, in essence it is real. She then advised that I subscribe for it and put her number as the magic number.

Now, what should I do?
Education / Available Scholarships For Postgraduate Study Abroad by agoshofin(m): 4:03pm On Jan 26, 2011
Who has any idea of any organization that gives scholarships to Nigerian Students abroad?
Commonwealth Scholarship comes up in Nov/Dec and has since closed; moreso it required an NYSC discharge Certificate as a requirement!
Romance / Re: I Am Doing Something Abominable And I Know But I Need Help by agoshofin(m): 10:26am On Jan 21, 2011
shocked shocked shocked embarassed embarassed angry angry angry angry shocked
I'm nt sure u ve a bf, put urself in ur sisters position,
smhw, I blv, u were loving it until smthng happened & it looks like ur sister is suspecting; so u got guilty,
eitherway, call the two men on a conference call if u can't face them & blow out the news,
then move out of ur sister's house, @ ur age, ppl ve started fending 4 themselves xcpt u want to put "straffin in-laws" as part of ur hobbies on ur C.V,
then u need thorough counselling!
wat u did is a crime in sm countries,
Education / Re: Which School Is The Best University In Nigeria And Why? by agoshofin(m): 1:31pm On Oct 12, 2010
Take OAU for a good balance of academics, socials & cultural life, the University community is the air of the whole of Ife. it's cheap & the stigma of ASUU strike is over rated.

UI for strictly academics, the exposure to life challenges can not be gotten.

UNILORIN for speedy academic calendar , bt really, no depth & too archaic to appreciate the dynamics. good lecturers anyway bt saddist are abound just like any oda university, bt adulthood has been gagged, no freedom of expression, like an advanced Secondary School,

UNILAG, to much social life, certain course r good there eg Finance & Economics related Courses cuz of it's location, bt expensive cost of living,

I don't know about North, bt I blv cost of living will be cheap too & safety guaranteed as opposed to the South East & South South,

Good luck,
Politics / Re: How Much Is The Annual Package Of An Lg Chairman by agoshofin(m): 5:01pm On Jul 08, 2010
if u check the Nairaland post topic in 2009 "ASUU's open Letter to Mr President" on August 30, 2009 u'll find this there.


ANNUAL SALARIES OF CERTAIN PUBLIC OFFICERS
Permanent Secretary, Executive Secretary, Chief Executive of
Parastatal,Vice Chancellor N22,051,154.30
Professor N3,859,078.60
Federal high Court Judge N26,875,840.00
[b]Local Government Chairman N13,865,895.30
Local Government Supervisory Councilor N12,746,875.00[/b]Federal House Member N35,932,346.30
Senator N36,677,840.00


I think this should held, pls e-mail me d end result of ur analysis. oseni9@hotmail.com

If u can contact Business Day Newspaper political editors, they may be able to help out futher.

Accept my best regards.
Business / Re: Lagos Generates N14b Tax Monthly –fashola by agoshofin(m): 1:55pm On Nov 17, 2009
Kudos to him, but I believe we give him more ideas to better the lot of lagosians, like embark on a railway project, harness the resources of the informal sector,

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