₦airaland Forum

N'golo Kante deserves times four of his pay

Jesus wept

raumdeuter:
Benitez handed the UEFA winner and La liga winner to Ranieri, He was 6th in the league crashed out of CL groups stage, crashed out of UEFA to Steau

Abeg what disaster can be worse than this

My point is if you coach Inter Juve and Roma who have won the league 16 times between themselves in 20 and you cant win then you be dunce

According to your point, Luiz Enrique is a dunce & considering that dunce won similar trophies with your 'headsake' with the same club...

Just random thoughts, you people can carry on

I thought it's better to cry in a G-wagon than smile on a bicycle.

truthsayer009:
Finally, a lady that is being realistic. Praise God oh.

I used to think i couldn't be seduced in NYSC. Cuz i made a vow then.

O boy, not until i jammed this girl. She seduced me so fast, before I could say Jack sparrow, my clothes were on the ground, my john thomas was about to go into Mars mode. Na God save me that year. Someone knocked on the door

Deja vu! In my own case it was the babe's bf that knocked. I wasn't cheating cos I was single but I never knew the babe had a bf, an indigene at that; people wey dey do jazz anyhow. No one taught me to always walk in groups & never stay out late before person go further deck my ugly face.
Crazy day mhen

Don't let Uriel's cleavage deceive you

Bwahahahaha, I knew it can never be a Nigerian babe; very disloyal set of people.

The girl is the new definition of dumb.

Married women are a no, Op

Mayaa04:
pls who I successfully applied for stanbic ibtc fresh graduate job, I have bin trying to... pls I need help wit it
and anyone know the closing date?

Go here

https://www.nairaland.com/3981038/apply-2018-stanbic-ibtc-fresh

GRAMMARJAMES:
please what is for**ply

Bros, I'm still a small boy. Please ask the experienced people

Enough for.eplay will solve the problem

Mimzyy:
Hmm, no i do not know her parent's opinion, do you?

Han Han, Aunty say the truth and let devil start crying na

On a serious note, we both know it's gonna be 99.9% no. Her parents will never support the arrangement & that's an indicator that everything is wrong with the idea.

Mimzyy:
What is wrong with the young lady staying with an opposite sex?? So that automatically means that she has sinister motives Na wah

Mami, the answer to your question is; what's her parents opinion about the arrangement. We both know the answer

Bwahahahaha, someone is about to lose his Bae

And as for those saying he should rent a house for her, my question is; is the girl an orphan? Relationships be looking like charity cause these days.

Op! Accept my 'sinparty' in advance

scooby12:
Why you should not get married..

You can watch whatever TV channel you like, without arguments. 

There are fewer important birthdays and no anniversaries to accidentally forget. 

You can throw your dirty socks on the floor where they belong. 

There is no fight for remote control ownership. 

You don't have to buy Valentines/birthday/Mother's day cards. 

You always know exactly how much is in your checking account. 

There are no unexplainable moods to contend with. 

You have much more freedom to choose. 

You never have to say where you've been or what you've been doing. 

You don't have to worry about what sort of food to buy and you can eat whatever you want, whenever you choose. 

You can listen to your favorite tunes in the house or in the car and no one fiddles with the station or complains about your taste in 
music. 

You don't have to pretend that you?re interested in what happened to your spouse at work today. 

There is a lot less drama in your life! 

You don't have to listen to your spouse pant every time their favorite actor or musician comes on the television. 

When you're single you get to hold the actual credit card and not just the bill.

Team single
Copied...

Co-signed

Wu marriage epp

Nihilist:
Bakayoko is definitely breaking records already. After his game today, he has been described as amazing, brilliant, composed, and a bully.

It's unfortunate that you feel otherwise, but I get it. You liked Matic and didn't want Bakayoko. Cool. Your choice.

The coach and objective pundits of the game however, see things very differently.

While we are at it, Donzajet should kindly take a look at the headline about Christensen

She looks like a discarded pad

What have we done to be cursed with this pathetic set of humans as leaders?

Mentions:
They were setting canopy

We decide when the party happens, and today is not the day.
This your signature sha

Singapore1:
I was wrong Second half proved it

And this is the gospel of Christensen; go and sin no more

DJ, kindly play me these songs for the scummies
Movado - Good bye to my haters
Movado - Top shotta nuh miss

Party pple, thunder rape you all

Batshuayi is stewpeed

Goal balllluuu

Lol Batshuayi

Alonso and his momentary lapses

Moses should be hitting the target in such positions

Emaprince:
Towards the end of last season when chelsea already sealed the title, willian started shinning and everybody was screaming "keep him" "keep him".... I knew this is what we will get when season starts again.

I'm just weak mhen, no intelligence, ah

Willian ah

Why is Willian still a Chelsea player nitori Olorun

Griffon:
I am fvcking impressed with Christensen.

Someone said he has been utterly useless, probably useless has a new meaning

donjazet:
Christensen has been utterly useless. His reading of the game has been very poor. He has to improve.

He has been ok in my books