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So far, I've religiously stuck to 2 out of my 5 resolutions which is a surprise considering how erratic I can be. Currently working towards setting 3 in motion while the 4th and 5th are still some way off, middle of the year is when I will decide if I'm on track for 4 and 5

danraka01:
The address looks like dis ... exxonmobiloilcompany@linuxmail.org

Run danraka01, run

Onukube1:
My goodness... I am contenTed with mine like this biko...

Fixed, you are welcome

This is deep

amicable09:
Yippie! Compliments received with gratitude
Thanks.

You must stay in shape, no artificial boosters. Agric guys do a lot of physical and strenuous activities that give no room for fat lying around except for the belly which I hear is an evidence of good living

You know that song 'If you marry taxi driver, I don't care, if you marry rail way driver, I don't care'? Lol. Sisi Shiju was doing shakara in that song like I plan on doing by next week

Lolllll. I will Google the song, I don't think I'm familiar with it.

Aha! Not when I've become accustomed to the effervescent person that you are but I trust your lead, it is loaded with delight.

The night is here sisi Shiju, do have a long blissful one

amicable09:
Lolz.
Don't mind my head
It's good to hear you're already working on ventures that are both presently satisfying and futuristically rewarding. You'll be a big man soon with not only red chubby cheeks to show for it but also big pot belly to get us drooling

I was warned not to talk to strangers
So, I'm tempted to ask, have we met before? Remember our crush is for one week by next week if you call me anywhere, I'll start acting like sisi Shiju

Except of course, I extend the crush duration

Yayyyyyy! No more working out, pot belly is the vogue thing

You are generous with words, it's an endearing quality.

And you should have listened, some strangers come to introduce a little bit of needed chaos.
Yes we have, in the pictures drawn in my head. So a change in to sisi Shiju person will cause disorders unmentionable

Pray do, you will enjoy every bit of it

Angels should just blow the trumpet, let's all go back home

amicable09:
Lolz.
You're trying hard to get me to feed your curiosity thereby unveiling my tear tear veil
Stop embarrassing me!
We're in public!

Err... but did I hear the word 'impress' from your finger? . I think I like the sound of it. I hereby give you the go ahead, agro paddy, plant an impression on me . I am ready to harvest stone right away!

And wait, are you indirectly begging me to cook rice and beans for you? Is that how you really are? Reminds me of one thread I saw about begging in primary and secondary school
Funny thread.

Please stop begging. I believe you ate in your house before coming to my house. If you eat from here, I'll tell on you!

Finally, finally, I sure got that insight. A fine product of some underground spying .

Why are you in Agric business?
You'll make a fortune working in Nairaland Intelligence Unit. Dishing out facts and faces

Tear tear veil? I so want to see your facial expressions when you say these things, where do they come from

Bribe me and I will consider not embarrassing you again

Lolllll, that depends on how much of a great cook you are. No one says no to a plate of delicious yumyum.

I see u've succeeded in turning the gun to my direction, Sherlock Holmes aptly fits you.
The answer to your question is, it's more of a future venture that came into the present due to unforeseen circumstances.

My cheeks are red if you know what I mean

Jazmiynne:
Nna nwoke biko move forward with immediate alacrity... This is a restricted parking area

Chimo! My village people finally followed me to the internet. Even car parking is now unto man know man things.

Nwoke is the same thing as Nna right?

Wahala dey o, dude should see out the season abeg.

I will still repeat myself, let's contribute towards someone's career so that when China comes calling investment will multiply at a rate that will make MMM jealous.

Jazmiynne:
What model is your car? Letz know first before we know whether to vex or not

Legediz benz, footwagen.

They both come with factory fitted AC, maximum comfort guaranteed

amicable09:
Hahahaha.
You're a real big hoot!

To start with, as a form of introduction, just so you know ...

I'm Gulliver!
All this talk about bush and girl is foreign to my ears. Put away the 'f' in my moniker cos like all other males, I've got my grooming kit too

And then, cooking me stone?
For real?
I think I need to fry beans for real

Those letters you are questioning of, I don't understand. Are you by chance trying to figure out whether I went to kindergarten or what? Are you trying to rain more insults on my humble academic background than you've already done?

Oh man, know watch thyself!

Aswear a duet of Basketmouth and Bovi is not a match for you. You need to see me laughing like crazy

There are so many sides to you, I never knew u are the author of the book, I doff my panama cap for you.

The stone cooking is me trying to impress you, you know what they say about always been yourself.

PS, if you are gonna fry rice to the beans, I'm in

Hahaha, I dare not question your humble academic background. I don't want to end up roaming the wilderness of the galaxy but I believe you already have an insight to what I'm talking about

Jazmiynne:
Because na man na u don sharply show up.... Since wey I don de fain u, no show

Aunty! Honezli, I never meant to drive my car into your conversation but I can tell you the m you see in front of my moniker is fake. I blush like your typical lady and I've got my own make-up kit

amicable09:
Lol.
Rub two stones against 'each other' and See!


Fire!!!!!!

Hehehe, you can take the girl out of the bush but you can't take the bush out of the girl

Sha help me find stones cos I'm making this delicacy for you.

Does a combination of the first, thirteenth and twenty fifth letter of the alphabet sound familiar?

amicable09:
Hey agro paddy,
Anyone looking for me?

Agro paddy made me LOL...
I just came to borrow matchsticks, I want to cook stone

Sapphire86:
Oh... thank you for such kind words... you made me laugh

As much as I would have loved to take the credit, I will admit your charm unlocked my tongue

Hi Amicable09...
Are you home

Sapphire86:
On behalf your heart, I accept your donation.

Aha! Your heart felt reception makes me want to give you the whole thing.
I'm comforted by the thought of me been a part of a lady as gracious as you are

gook:
Give up already..e nor concern you...ooobiiii

Hehehehehe, is it my money abi

Sapphire86:
'Conglomerate'

Hahaha, I like the way you think.
On behalf of my heart, I donate my left ventricle

LMAO, this coming back will be the proverbial straw that will break the camel's back

Recession hold baba, he asked for an audited report

On a serious note, it will be a travesty if funds meant for improving health of people are diverted into other ventures.

Sapphire86:
Yes I did; My fountain of innvoative thoughts.... well they are for companies...

Hahaha, I can be a conglomerate for you.
Just whisper the word

Law of 'once debe, always debe'

Sapphire86:
Thou lovest innovative ideas & business opportunities...

Aha! A lady of great enterprise, I hope to drink from your fountain of innovative thoughts.

Fairest of maidens, trust you found the chambers comfortable in the night before.

If they are married, ba damuwa.
If they are not, they are both phoolish beings. Morality gone with the wind.

BlackHummer:
where are the 'is it your moneyyyy' crew?

They are frying yam, everybody don kpomkpi

Guardiola is that you

Sapphire86:
Have not the knack for it....

Your words elicit the feeling of been in the medieval age.
Pray tell, what art thee have a knack for.

Sapphire86:
Oh my oh my.... we have a poet here?

If that means a dashing recalcitrant, yes.
You do poems?

Sapphire86:
Yea.... blue, purple, white, emerald etc

Royalty et precious, Sweeeeeettt
You personify a ballad's words