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Family / Re: I Still Masturbate Even After I Got Married by ahahnow: 11:52pm On Oct 10, 2019
2blockus:
Hello friends although this may sound strange to some person but it's the truth.

I started masturbating when I was 15 and I did it until I grew up and I feel is better than having girls that will take all my time and money.

fast forward I got a job and I pray to God to help stop this practice, another thought came to me that I should marry @ 27 so I can stop this act which I did and got married to a lovely wife.

At the first month I feel it will work not until one day my wife refuse me sex that made me to get angry I just pray to get to the office on time so I can help my self.

this was how it started and now I can't remember the last I had sex with her. infact it took us 10 month before she could conceive and people thought she had problem but I know the cause.

please I need a matured advice as she have caught me severally doing it in the restroom and I was just ashamed of myself.

note i still watch porn but not much shaaa.


Have you tried gay? Call a man to chook it in your nyash

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Family / Re: After Marriage, How Long Should People Wait To Have Kids by ahahnow: 10:27pm On Oct 10, 2019
Tela101:
First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes baby in the baby carriage.

When a couple gets married, they are almost always faced with the inevitable pester from friends and family:

So when are you having kids? The older you are, the more pressing the question seems to be. Ticktock, ticktock.

So, what do you guys think?

For those that followed due process...



You write like a psychopath
Romance / Social Media Management Service by ahahnow: 10:10pm On Oct 10, 2019
Social media management for unbeatable prices.
Hit me up!
Education / Re: Chikaodinaka Nwankpa Resigns After Spending $243k Research Grant On Strip Clubs by ahahnow: 5:27am On Oct 10, 2019
Education / Re: Chikaodinaka Nwankpa Resigns After Spending $243k Research Grant On Strip Clubs by ahahnow: 5:15am On Oct 10, 2019
solsticey2k3:
That is where Timaya’s song “I can’t kee ma self” comes in cheesy

The lady in the picture is actually pregnant. That's why she wasn't carried. I don't think she is fat, it's the preganacy
Education / Re: Chikaodinaka Nwankpa Resigns After Spending $243k Research Grant On Strip Clubs by ahahnow: 5:11am On Oct 10, 2019
Nigeria has been disgraced once again. We should just jejely prepare for Trumps wrath on all Nigerias coming to America. People from shithole countries are trying to destroy his land

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Health / Re: I Have A Skin Problem, Please Advise by ahahnow: 12:48pm On Oct 07, 2019
Maybe it's ringworm

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Romance / How Do I Buy Land In Delta State by ahahnow: 7:56pm On Oct 06, 2019
PLEASE HOW DO I BUY LAND IN DELTA STATE?
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Grand Finale And Winner Announcement (Live Updates) by ahahnow: 7:16pm On Oct 06, 2019
AS LONG AS THAT MUMU MERCY DOES NOT WIN

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Nairaland / General / Re: Bloggers Drop Your Instagram Handles Let Members Follow You @iamkingjomo by ahahnow: 9:00pm On Oct 04, 2019
@jeady
Business / Re: Business Ideas by ahahnow: 2:33pm On Oct 03, 2019
healthserve:



Yes I do and cheaply yes. I see its a business for you. I also know sources and can come up with financial projections as I'm currently purchasing a rw material base in wholesale quantities for a different project. How much would you pay as consultancy fee?.

is it cheap to make? how much
Business / Re: Business Ideas by ahahnow: 2:05pm On Oct 03, 2019
Please does anyone how I can make dustbin bags? How do they make it? Can I make it cheaply?
Business / Let Me Help You Create A Pitch Deck by ahahnow: 2:03pm On Oct 03, 2019
A pitch deck is what you can use to pitch your business ideas to investors. Let me help you put together your information in a slide formate and easy for you to pitch your ideas for funding
Travel / Re: My Class This Morning In Canada by ahahnow: 9:43am On Oct 01, 2019
Please @HappyCanadian how do I raise the funds to go to school?
Crime / Re: Islamic School In Kaduna Was A House Of Torture by ahahnow: 6:45pm On Sep 29, 2019
Gentlemanforyou:
In my opinion. I think the parents are hiding something, because how will your child be in an institution and you wont be able to see him or her at freewill ? The parents know something

Know something like what
Celebrities / Re: BBnaija: Blac Chyna Follows Mercy On Instagram (pics) by ahahnow: 12:01pm On Sep 29, 2019
Obviously she was paid to follow Mercy. Mercy should go next. She is disrespectful. SHE CANNOT REPRESENT Nigeria BY BEING THE WINNER OF BBN
Romance / Re: Couple Fall To Their Death From 3rd Floor Balcony While Having Sex In Ecuador by ahahnow: 2:32pm On Sep 28, 2019
Davash222:
Nawao.
Imagine, 15 years from now when people start asking the daughter, ‘how did your mom die’?
The innocent girl will now start telling lies because of her silly parents sex games.
We keep saying this, once you’re married, stick to only missionary style, leave all these deadly sex styles for us!! We can handle them.


You will fall from a tree while fornicating with a married woman
Health / Re: Leading Factors Behind Bad Male Genital Smell by ahahnow: 2:25pm On Sep 28, 2019
EmekaBlue:
sorry for u rotten pvssy sad


Sorry for your balanitis penis
Romance / Re: My Fiancee's Mum Doesn't Want Us To Marry Because Of My Tribe by ahahnow: 9:44am On Sep 28, 2019
LUGBE:
You gather mind to go Edo. Edo men are running away, you are running in.

You are seeing the handwriting on the wall but you want to be blind, run away as fast as your leg can carry

grin grin you are a stupid boy
Health / Re: Leading Factors Behind Bad Male Genital Smell by ahahnow: 9:30am On Sep 28, 2019
EmekaBlue:
sorry...seems u r a victim of stinking pvssy

wetin i talk pain u

Your mothers vagina is habitually smelling
Romance / Re: Guys, Have You Ever Overcome A Sexual Temptation? Share Your Experience by ahahnow: 7:43pm On Sep 27, 2019
GIDIBANKZ:
cry cry cry cry cry Just dont want to remember what Sex has put me sad sad... Its very hard to forgive myself oo...but i gat to forgive my Self and move on
..


#So Sad angry sad

HIV?

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Romance / Re: Guys, Have You Ever Overcome A Sexual Temptation? Share Your Experience by ahahnow: 7:40pm On Sep 27, 2019
Tobinrobin:
I remembered when I was serving in ado Ekiti. There was this lady that was really into me & I knew it, Her name was Bisola & I also liked her because she’s was so beautiful. She will come around , cook watch some movies and we’d gist. There was this particular day she came around , cooked for us both after CDS, went to the bathroom , took her bath and came out wearing this extremely skimpy gown. Omo my D was ‘bout to expose me. I didn’t even try to stand up. She came to sit on the bed, went for her phone & boom I could see her bosoms standing firm & intact not those fallen oranges, she giggled & went to the TV stand, bent down in search for the remote and whew the D was fully erect. I could see the yellow legs and the main although slightly. I was EXTREMELY aroused & was almost tempted but I resisted the urge because I had a fiancée, I didn’t want to cheat. I saved myself by faking a call and asked her to let’s stroll to a friend’s place. We’re still very good friends though but I could still remember that day vividly grin


You are a good man

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Health / Re: Leading Factors Behind Bad Male Genital Smell by ahahnow: 7:19pm On Sep 27, 2019
infogenius:
too much grammar makes an article boring.

Make your write up an easy read next time.

Thanks for the post


Be forming i can't read it's too long. Op said you have balanitis. So go and wash your dirty black rotten penis with pepper, omo, fuel and jik

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Health / Re: Leading Factors Behind Bad Male Genital Smell by ahahnow: 7:17pm On Sep 27, 2019
Kendumazy:
Noted!

It's not about writing noted here. Just go and treat your balanitis penis and wash it every day with fuel and jik

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Health / Re: Leading Factors Behind Bad Male Genital Smell by ahahnow: 7:15pm On Sep 27, 2019
EmekaBlue:
Abeg even dirty guys penis hardly stinks....but carry babe come ur room and finger her...walahi bfr
d stench leave ur finger e dey take days

Shut up your mouth and go and wash your dirty rotten black penis covered with eczema.

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Health / Re: Leading Factors Behind Bad Male Genital Smell by ahahnow: 7:13pm On Sep 27, 2019
Our turn has arrived. Men wash your dirty smelling black infectious penis.

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Family / Re: My Wife Tricked Into Marrying Her After Discovering She is HIV Positive by ahahnow: 3:39pm On Sep 27, 2019
Hobbsandshaw:


I'm still acting nice because she just had our second baby (her second C-SECTION) 3weeks ago

The time to run would be now if you want to...While she is weak and not plotting. Confront her now while you still have the upper hand. If you are going to leave her. I beg you to take the kids with you. Do not leave them behind

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Family / Re: My Wife Tricked Into Marrying Her After Discovering She is HIV Positive by ahahnow: 3:36pm On Sep 27, 2019
Hobbsandshaw:
I need mature advice from nairalanders.

I got married to my wife December,2015. The marriage is now blessed with two boys, the 2nd boy came last month.

The issue now is that I just discovered my wife is HIV positive during this 2nd pregnancy.The woman that I showed so much love tricked me into marrying her knowing fully well that she was HIV positive. I'm not really angry because she is HIV positive,I'm angry because she has been playing me all along.

She was in the Uni in another state while we were dating.Almost to the end of her study in 2014, she called that she was pregnant after I visited.She came to Lagos with PT and scan results to prove her claim.She then pressured me into paying her bride price before the pregnancy become public.We did our traditional marriage and went to the registry.Months after the marriage,my wife said the pregnancy has mysteriously disappeared, blaming it on "village people",but the gentle man in me didn't allow me to read any meaning to the movie.She tricked me into marrying her with the fake pregnancy after discovering she is HIV positive.

She eventually took in(for real this time),she came back from antenatal one afternoon crying, when I enquired what the issue was, she told me that they booked her for C-SECTION,that the doctor said the baby's weight is below 2kg and will almost be impossible for her to have the baby by herself,I was there consoling her not knowing that the doctor opted for C-SECTION because she is HIV positive.She actually told them not to disclose her status to me.The baby was 3.6kg at birth.My son was giving Nevirapine.I did some search and discovered that the drug is an antiretroviral drug,I became worried but I still played it down.

Her lid finally blew when she started antenatal for this my 2nd son in a different hospital, maybe she might have thought to herself that at this point there is nothing I will do any more, she told me that the doctor referred her to a government hospital for HIV confirmatory test.We went and did the test,I don't know the trick she played this time, the result was non reactive for her, me and our son.I went to the hospital and made Alot of noise,we went home and celebrated.Seven months later, she had an accident and was admitted, the doctor not satisfied with result of our confirmatory test,took her sample and send it to one of the best labs in Lagos,all the kits shows she was reactive.Because of the scene I created earlier, the doctor called me and showed me the result.That was when I started playing back to the first pregnancy scam, the rush for the marriage and the Nevirapine that was giving to my first son and I discovered I was being fooled by this woman all along.

This woman has hid her status from me and have been taking drugs under my nose for over five years without me knowing.I and my boy have gone for test twice at seven months interval and we are confirmed negative. I was told at one teaching hospitals I went for the test last month that maybe I'm just lucky or we are "discordant couple"
I have been expecting her to show remorse, and maybe apologize but she is still doing as if nothing happened.

I can't discuss this with my family or even hers, she will be stigmatize.I feel betrayed,I don't know how long I will stay in this marriage, but then I'm concerned about my boys. I'm afraid she might get desperate and try other means to infect me,I don't trust her.
What should I do?

Hmm. While you are thinking of what to do better be secretly taking preventative drugs and giving your kids the preventative drugs because she seems like a crazy person. She can not be trusted.
Education / Re: How To Achieve High Scores On The GRE by ahahnow: 5:28am On Sep 26, 2019
Who can help me with school interviews? I have an mba interview on Monday, how can I prepare?
Education / Re: How To Achieve High Scores On The GRE by ahahnow: 7:37pm On Sep 25, 2019
Please who can help me with interview questions?

How do I answer the question about leadership. I don't know when I have been a leader please help.

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