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Politics › Re: Leilana Fartha Wants Nigeria To Tax Vacant Houses by ahahnow: 8:03am On Sep 24, 2019

FarahAideed:
Tinubu will not like this ..but on a serious note this woman is very short sighted , why punish home owners for housing Deficit they did not cause?

Isn't it always like that? At the end of the day, we are the ones to suffer, never the gov

Crime › Re: Gracious David West Reveals More, Police To Expose Names by ahahnow: 5:21pm On Sep 22, 2019

I feel bad for the girls that died but if they had listened to their mother, they would have used cucumber as opposed to meeting a stranger for Dicking. Now they are in hell receiving endless dick from the devil for free of charge

Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji: Jayce Jeremi Cut His Hair. Isn't He So Handsome? by ahahnow: 5:08pm On Sep 22, 2019

Raysleek:
The barber wey barb this hair need serious cane.

It's the child. He won't sit still enough for him to cut it well. So the mother will manage it like that

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Business › Re: Fear Of Boycott Grips South African Brands by ahahnow: 5:07pm On Sep 22, 2019

I want to know how, is Showmax, South African brand, let me know before I start paying for it o.

Business › Re: Fear Of Boycott Grips South African Brands by ahahnow: 5:06pm On Sep 22, 2019

Sunofgod:
I now avoid anything South African.....even their desperate women!

They've blown it!

Hope you are not watching DSTv

Romance › Re: Lady Shares The Photo Of A Man To Confirm His Relationship Status Before Sex by ahahnow: 2:46pm On Sep 22, 2019

24kmagic:
Shameless bitch.

She's not even ashamed she's telling the world she's about to be d!cked

Politics › Re: $9.6b Judgment: Ex-cjn Belgore, Others May Face Trial by ahahnow: 7:49am On Sep 22, 2019

I made 1st page. Happy Sunday

Romance › Re: I Just Started Going To Church With My Fiancé, It’s Threatening My Relationship. by ahahnow: 11:14pm On Sep 18, 2019

stupidity:
I and my fiancé started going to this church program that helps people with speaking in tongues disability. It’s an every weekend (Saturday’s and Sunday’s) program in one church like that. Which held for 2 months.

The “heaven must fall” prayers for that two month is very tiring mehn!!!

After praying we start saying things that are not. Particularly me. I have been saying plenty gibberish and still saying more to try call down the Holy Spirit to take over me and make me a speaking in tongue machine. I still can’t feel the Holy Spirit

I don tire. I want to open up to my fiancé about it. No more pretense. Anytime I deh do am, e deh do me like say I deh fool myself.

I don’t know what her reaction would be

Make I light weed first.

Brother. You have been the online bold enough to speak up about it. It's all fake nobody is speaking in tongues.

Romance › I Am Tired Of Waiting by ahahnow(op): 10:34pm On Sep 18, 2019

I have been waiting for the man of my dreams to find me but wherever he is, he is taking too long. I'm almost 30 and I want to start the next phase of my life with a husband. Should I go an find him? Is it ok for a woman to find a man? I'm not asking for too much in a man now, he just has to be older than me, he has to own a house at least one car, he doesn't have to be rich but we should be able to eat and travel every year to Dubai and other places. His salary should be 800k and above. I am not a bad cook and I'm not bad looking either, so is it because I'm fat? I have nyash but my boobs are small. I'm ok looking I don't look like kim Kardashian...any way what am I missing? What am I doing wrong?

Celebrities › Re: Porn Star, Jessica Jaymes Dead At 43 by ahahnow: 9:55pm On Sep 18, 2019

Amuatulu:

Body count "over 234"

Body count is 50k madam

Celebrities › Re: Pretty Mike Rides On Horse To Armani BuzzBar’s Birthday Party (Photos) by ahahnow: 10:32pm On Sep 17, 2019

Rides in horses? Why didn't he ride on girls?

Romance › Re: I Want To Be Somebody's Girlfriend, I Have Everything You Want'- Lady Cries Out by ahahnow: 11:07am On Sep 17, 2019

DrHoganObi:
She's ugly, has HIV, HPV, HSV, and she's looking for whom to rip off. She's probably using voodoo

Cant at least 2 put of 3 of those disease be cured?

Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Engaged By Her Facebook Lover: "Facebook Paid Me Off" by ahahnow: 10:47pm On Sep 16, 2019

Facebook paid you off? Simple English you don't know. You are trying to say Facebook paid off not Facebook paid you off. Come and see the commotion this mumu girl almost caused.

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Romance › Re: Doctors Or Girls In The House Please Help by ahahnow(op): 12:06pm On Sep 14, 2019

Ebonygirl1:
Try doing exercise like jogging...get your body a bit more active. Helps sometimes

Sister. I can't move when I'm in pain

Romance › Doctors Or Girls In The House Please Help by ahahnow(op): 10:58am On Sep 14, 2019

I need advice on pain medication for cramps. Menstrual cramps..the strongest medication ever made. I have tried so many but it's not working. Am I allowed to go to the hospital and ask for injection they used to give pregnant women in labour?

Travel › Re: This Is What A Nigerian Visa Looks Like (PHOTO) by ahahnow: 5:31pm On Sep 13, 2019

Ikpewe:
I am a proud Nigeria anywhere, anytime.

Shut up that your dirty mouth. Proud Nigerian but your people at the top are embezzling money and disgracing us abroad

Education › Re: How To Achieve High Scores On The GRE by ahahnow: 8:13am On Sep 13, 2019

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Education › Re: How To Achieve High Scores On The GRE by ahahnow: 12:41pm On Sep 12, 2019

Please where can I get my CV professionally rearranged for submission to schools, please. Does anyone do CV checking please?

Travel › Re: Onyeama: Spent N280 Million To Evacuate Nigerians From South Africa – Air Peace by ahahnow: 8:09am On Sep 12, 2019

fyneguy:
lol This is impossible.

South Africa to Lagos is between N120k and N150k. For 200 passengers, it would have been N30 Million (N150k x 200) and the Airline would still have made a profit.

What did he spend N280M on?

Is the calculation for a round trip or single trip? Because even thought nobody was in the plane going to south agrica, he probably had to pay for those empty seats anyway. And the fuel costs for both trips...

Travel › Re: Onyeama: Spent N280 Million To Evacuate Nigerians From South Africa – Air Peace by ahahnow: 8:06am On Sep 12, 2019

fyneguy:
lol This is impossible.

South Africa to Lagos is between N120k and N150k. For 200 passengers, it would have been N30 Million (N150k x 200) and the Airline would still have made a profit.

What did he spend N280M on?

How many trips does a plane like that make in a day?

Romance › Is Spectranet Down ? by ahahnow(op): 3:49am On Sep 12, 2019

I can't access the internet via Wi-Fi
Am I the only one

Education › Re: How To Achieve High Scores On The GRE by ahahnow: 10:01am On Sep 11, 2019

Please, people of GOD. How do I answer this essay question? What aspects of your intended path of study made you decide that the program at the this Graduate School was the right one for you? Please be as specific as possible.

Travel › Re: Name those Things You Hate When Traveling By A Public Car/bus by ahahnow: 10:58pm On Sep 09, 2019

People. I hate people when travelling by bus. Thank you

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Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Shot Dead In South Africa (Graphic Photos) by ahahnow: 5:58pm On Sep 07, 2019

The black american influence has reached africa. I am sad. We are now behaving like those mumu blacks in america

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Celebrities › Re: Davido Unfollows AKA On Instagram (evidence) by ahahnow: 10:41am On Sep 04, 2019

Hm. This is serious. You guys better stop this nonsense. Are you jobless or what? There is no time to be misbehaving like this o. Stop competiting with one another and start focusing on things that really matter

Travel › Re: Tanker Crushes Little Boy Dead At Upper Iweka, Onitsha (Disturbing Photos) by ahahnow: 10:37pm On Sep 03, 2019

Chai

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Romance › Re: Help!!! I Do Not Love Her Again by ahahnow: 8:38pm On Sep 01, 2019

Money2000:
Hello Nlers... Please, I live a couple life in Lagos with my girlfriend of 4 years now.

There is this other girl i have always like, but nothing happened because she had a man.
So, last week she told me she had break up... and my love for her hasn't died yet.

My current gf is faithful and loyal, but my heart keeps telling me that I should break up with her and date the new babe.

Also. My current gf is slender, and I am a guy who cherish big ass. I really dont know what to do, I'm really confused, help!

You are foolish. You are not a man. You are an 11 year old boy

Romance › Re: Man Calls Out His Mother For Stopping Him From Having Sex (Photos) by ahahnow: 7:54pm On Sep 01, 2019

ishowdotgmail:
Calling your mom dead ass..... Stupid ~~man~~ boy

Dead ass means ...like she really did what she did. Like she had the audacity to do what she she. Like it's really happened for real. He is saying that he is not lying. His mom really came to the room and interrupted him from fucking

Romance › How Do I Open A Bank Account With Blockchain by ahahnow(op): 7:43pm On Sep 01, 2019

How do I open a bank account with blockchain smart contract? I want to close down my account with Gt bank. Also, how would I be able to make naira transactions within Nigeria? Thanks for your help

Education › Re: How To Achieve High Scores On The GRE by ahahnow: 2:36pm On Aug 31, 2019

Ayomide002:
I'm planning to take mine in December too. we can study together.

Ok. What is your number. I'll chat you you up on whatsapp

Education › Re: How To Achieve High Scores On The GRE by ahahnow: 12:29pm On Aug 30, 2019

Evans211:
I’m preparing for GRE exam and I need a very sound private mathematics tutorial teacher in Bodija estate, Ibadan. Kindly drop your contact info or share with any friend who could help with this.. We shall discuss the fee if satisfied with your proficiency in maths upon trial. Please, you must be a wizard in maths/quantitative reasoning.

You can reach me on 08032723398

Thanks

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