₦airaland Forum

Yeligray:
Having a new president would also be a good point..
It's a man's choice to be poor or rich cause as far as i'm concerned nobody is brought into this world with a sack of wealth in his hands..

yea but some are born into wealth and some to object poverty

Cc:mynd44, Lalasticlala

i dont know if this is the right section to post this but i just have to its funny but I think this 6ways will go a long way in helping a young man escape poverty

1. Leave Naked Women Alone: Yes, those women
who dress like they are in the process of
undressing but they have not finished. Leave them
alone. Most of them are up to no good and will
only cost you a whole fortune in one weekend.
Instead, get yourself a real woman: There is
strength in a real woman.. Not these tuma chics
without brain . Get a woman who will not only
support your vision but will also push you to
achieve more. A woman who will inspire you to
work hard and not a woman who just makes you
hard. He who finds a real woman finds a good
thing and obtains favour and power to create
wealth.


2. Stop Taking Cheap Food : I have no problem
with having a Your Tea or food over the for social
interaction and networking. However, when you
drink cheap Tea or drink in Cheap place , you hang
out with cheap people who have cheap ideas and a
cheap future. Big business opportunities are found
in places where the drinks are expensive. Infact, in
places where they sale cheap Tea, the only people
you will find there are people who will be asking
you for money. They even clap when you come
knowing 'big buyer' has come... Lol


3. Stop being Lazy: "Man ooh Man, why art thou
Lazy?" You are too lazy for your own good. You
sleep the whole day and blame the govt for your
poverty. "A Little Sleep, a Little Slumber, poverty
shall overtake you like a political cadre in overalls".
A lot of men are just lazy when it comes to making
money. They have enough energy to give a woman
five orgasms, but have no energy to start one
organization, hmmm that's why it is so easy for
men to manufacture children than it is to make even
pegs for putting children's clothes on the line..


4. Know Productive Things: If you keep too much
junk in your head, you get a junk life. I know a lot
of men who are so sharp when you are talking
about girls, about soccer and about street politics,
Who is Rich who is not,Who has a good house
but you can't bring a topic about investment,
innovation and business, they start looking at their
phone, yawning or saying bye.. Useless things,
videos and memes go viral fast than constructive
things.. A man must know how to do atleast one
productive thing (have one skill) even without
having gone to college...


5. Get Connected to Big Men Who are batter than
you :
A lot of men are failing because they are not
mentored. They don't have anyone to whom they
can sit down and listen, with obedience. In the old
days, old men would sit young men down and show
them how to hunt and kill animals... and no man
was considered a man enough until he has
personally killed an animal... now these men of
nowadays are not mentored and can't even kill a
bird.. There are men out there who have made it in
life, find a way to get mentored by big men who are
making waves and impacting people in our
community.


6.Stop Spending your time whole day just praying
fasting yet you know that the Bible tells you that
God will bless the works of your hands yes yes The
blessing finds you on your way doing
something,Stop using Prayer as unexcused not to
work,unless There is Divine (Mandate)
God bless you


You will thank me later.

# success journey

# workhard

#Copied

Gud morning everyone... I will be 24 dis year I graduated from one of the polytechnic in Nigeria but I have put in for D.e microbiology in one of the Nigerian institutions. The problem is I don't want to stay idle in school which skills can I learn that will make me better than my contemporary? I learnt barbing in school and before I got admission I learnt trading in a chemist store. can someone advice me what to do or learn?

Note: I ave an uncle in Lagos who is a fashion designer I can learn from him

2. Am thinking of going into ICT I.e learning about programming and the rest

current location: port Harcourt

Cc: mynd44, lalasticlala

GenBuhari:
not a surprise .

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ave seen many IV but dis is what I called creativity at its peak...Wow congrats to the the couple anyway.

Good luck to the candidate to be shortlisted.... I just pray this job doesn't turn into an Advance slavery with peanuts as take home salary... abeg I kno get sense that's y am typing dis way

I saw this picture riddle online and have been cracking my brain pls where are the CSI experts Abeg, help us catch this murderer.

richeeyo:
Bro Try another technician and don't tell him u gave it to someone already I believe it should be a problem with the display chip Have had that problem twice before

Thank you I will do that today

my laptop just develop a fault few days ago...when I put it on it get started but its not displaying I took it to a technician and he told me the motherboard is bad...pls where can I get the motherboard and how much is the price.... am in pH now but will be coming to Lagos next month... somebody should please help

visited my girlfriend last Friday, when she went to the bathroom to shower, her phone rang and i picked it up and saw L. Messi calling. I didn't answer. After that moment another call came and it was P. Coutinho calling. I was a bit nervous but I remained calm. I said to myself does it mean this girl is a celebrity and I didn't know about it..? As if that was not enough, another call came in with the name saved Mikel Obi calling. Something struck my mind later and I realised she had intentionally saved the numbers according to the football players name in relation to how handsome her Boyfriends are, so I decided to dial my numbers too. I dialed my first number and oh my God, guess what.... I saw BALOTELLI calling. Hmmm, I didn't talk and I dialed my 2nd number too and I started weeping profusely. I fainted and was admitted to hospital.... Hmmmmm me Ng'olo Kante?

NwaAmaikpe:


I never considered having a different view or seeing things from a different perspective as trolling and that worthy enough to be massively hated.

It's basically my fundamental human right to have freedom of belief and thoughts.

Hating me for not showing empathy is the same as hating me for being an atheist or a Muslim just because every other person is Christian.

I am hated for being different; for speaking the truth bluntly.

I am hated for not being empathetic.

I am hated for processing negative stories differently.

I am hated for thinking outside the box.
That's pure bias and prejudice.


It's unfair and very stifling.
It's just like compelling me to be sympathetic to certain views.

No one should suffer because they are nonconformist or wired differently, especially when their behaviour is not against the law.

What I suffer is no different from what the press suffered in the hands of the Military in Nigeria.

It is also not different from what the blacks in South Africa suffered during the Apartheid years.

There's hope for mankind when the powerless are not stiffled by the powerful.

But guess what,
I love everyone even more than ever;
May God bless all of you who hate me but I have bad news for you.

My grandmom told me that the native doctor who made me this way fell into his pit toilet yesterday while sh*tting and died.
So I'm staying NwaAmaikpe forever folks.

I love you all.
Long live Nairaland
AroOkeigbo nma nma!

lol bro I just like all ur comment.....always having different view on everything buy still staying on track anyway remain ur NwamAikpe notin do u

NwamAikpe....all d way dat guy cracks me up big time

please who has submitted jamb regularisation form and please which of the office did u submitt it going 2skul on Monday please someone should help me

why can't dey just get back secretly without informing d public anyway na their problem.....ave learnt to take family issue out of d public

I go for the Ajibades

nice one onaze

meanwhile just curious who else is thinking what am thinking As long as Buhari is in London, London has never known peace

Nwamaikpe what's ur take on this

08065073961....pls add me to the group

Investnow2017:
Its very simple. Approach First bank or Stanbic and ask to buy TB. Today when i enquired from my Client Officer he told me they had only 32 days at @ 18.2%. If you had bought into that with yr N100k today you would have been paid a discount of N1,595.00 at around 4 to 5pm today and then wait for the next 32days to have yr account credited with your N100k.
Treasury Bill money instrument is borrowing the Fed Govt money to use and return on a given number of days at an agreed interest with your bank. Practice with what you have little by little, it will instill in you a good savings culture. You will begin to see the need to save more money since as you can see you stand to earn more as your principal grows and the prevailing interest rates as it is now are competitive. Try yr hands on it this week if you know you can afford to have your N100k kept for 30 days or or more.

thank you very much

Investnow2017:
I hear too that North Korea has Nuclear Weapon, so we should evacuate and go to Mars for security. Is anything in this temporary world permanent? Not even America is safe with North Korea testing medium range ballistic missiles every week Ride the tide while you last.

pls sir can u teach me about Treasury bill I ave 100k am willing to invest there
at least for 90days

Supadupaman:
Chai.. This guy fit kill pesn ooo.. Lwkmd

lol

hmmmn anyway i just pray his soul find peace with God

Dairy of Low Income Earner!!!! As his fufu and Egusi soup was almost ready for lunch , a Lizard on the wall fell into the soup in dis recession . He angrily searched through the soup and found the Lizard still alive. He held it in his hand and raised it . He licked all its body covered by the well prepared soup. After he has licked everything, he threw the Lizard away and said "naked you came into my soup and naked you shall go, Nonsense"

Ustec:
how is the exam like,was it general questions or were the questions based on applicants course of study?

According to her the questions were general with a little touch of ur course of study

LARRYDKING:
My friend also did but it's safer getting regularised.

buh after d D.E registration can I do d regularisation cos am far from my school anyway gunning for kwasu or OOU

LARRYDKING:
My friend also did but it's safer getting regularised.

buh after d D.E registration can I go for the regularisation becos now am far from my school anyway gunning down for kwasu or OoU ago iwoye

Ustec:
Do your friend did direct entry examination in kwasu last year??

yea and she got it....300 level loading

LARRYDKING:
Nope, she would need a jamb registration number which she would use to proceed with the registration.

Ave not done my regularisation from kwara poly without it can't I procced with D.E registration

N:B my friend registered last year without regularisation Kwasu

[color=#000099][/color] ;Di have 3.20 upper credit Kwara poly and I want to go for Bsc microbiology unilorin pls any one with info as to whether unilorin accepts it Thank you