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The resolution for Men by *STEPHEN & ALEX KENDRICK email Ahmedtemi68@gmail.com

The resolution for Men by *STEPHEN & ALEX KENDRICK

If you leave in Port Harcourt pls BEWARE. It happened in ABUJA two days ago. I heard it yesterday at lunch. This world is becoming even more scary oh. A newly married man saw a prostitute clothed seductively by the road. She was just to sexy to be overlooked. He picked her up and abandoned the way home to a hotel. He lodged in with her. In less than five minutes he was on top of her. The prostitute was as flexible as a snake. When he was having sex with her, her moanings sounded like a 'hissing snake'. But he was carried away with her moves and didn't really give his concern to it. The married man had sex with her over and over again. Paid her more than what they bargained. He woke up at voodoo hour with the intention of having another round with her. He didn't find her on the bed. He heard hissing sounds in the bathroom. He scrambles out of bed and saunters to the bathroom. He opened the door. His heart beat drummed heavily as he saw big pythons talking to each other. He screamed loudly. The pythons leaped on him. He ran to the door and found it locked. The pythons crawled to him. He shouted for help and banged the door. The pythons got to him and jumps to strike him. "" "" Immediately he woke up! And almost screamed but couldn't when he discovered it was just a nightmare. The room was dark. The lights were switched off he felt...He felt something cold touching his body. He searched with his hands and it felt like a cylinder with a hard skin impregnated with scales. He finally felt something trying to swallow his head. He touched it and discovered it was a big snake trying to swallow him up. The room wasn't dark. His head, down to his chest was inside the snake's mouth. The snake's poisonous saliva covered his face. He started struggling and struggling. But the snake pinned him down. He tried to scream for help but couldn't because if he opens his mouth, the snake's poisonous saliva will flow in and he will unavoidably swallow it forcefully. He kicked his leg, used his hands but the snake was too strong. He managed to bite the snake's tongue. The snake got wounded and involuntarily vomits him.And the only problem is, I don't know how to end this FAKE STORY.. NO VEX...

pls can u share some here or inbox me ahmedtemi68@gmail.com

Copied Mike was trying to be romantic... He switches off the lights... Lights candles... Sprays sweet smelling incense all over the room... Plays sweet love songs over and over again... Pours flowers all over the floor... For a naija babe!!! ......Only for Nkechi to jump over the fence & run away... thinking it is money ritual!!

Copied Mike was trying to be romantic... He switches off the lights... Lights candles... Sprays sweet smelling incense all over the room... Plays sweet love songs over and over again... Pours flowers all over the floor... For a naija babe!!! ......Only for Nkechi to jump over the fence & run away... thinking it is money ritual!!

free Akara breakfast...y not empower the women around or d youth...well Thank God our president is back sori my church youth president is back

Lalasticlala...Mynd44 please front page so others can see where we ave gotten it wrong

Abagworo:
We still have people like me who refuse to get involved in corruption. I give jobs on merit and only do business based on merit and qualification. I do dash money out of freewill but not as exchange for favour.

if the above is true pls keep it up...God bless u

The true picture!

What John Zibiri said about Nigeria:


"I worked and lived in Abuja for 18 years. I ran my
own private company from 2001 until 2014.
Two million of the likes of Buhari cannot change
Nigeria.
Everything is wrong with Nigeria. The Director
won't give you contract except you pay up front .
The banks won't give you loan except you concede
a certain percentage. .
The man supervising the contract won't pass the
job except you play ball. The clerk won't pass your
file for payment except you rob his palm.
The accounts department won't raise your payment
voucher or cheque unless you see them. I can go
on and on.
The worst thing is that it has become a norm that
nobody sees anything wrong with. If you think
otherwise, they begin to think you are sick and not
normal. If you try to stand in their way, you put
your life at risk. If you get killed there is no justice
system in place to seek redress and bring the
perpetrators to book.
The police is corrupt , the Judiciary is the same.
Even the religious circle is not spared. Everything
in Nigeria revolves around corruption. Nobody
cares about anybody. No law and order. I looked
from my left to right, everybody is only desperate
about one thing "money".
They will kill anybody and anything that stand
between them and money. I am an electrical
engineer with MNSE and COREN.
The system don't care about my qualifications.
Distribution and transmission jobs are given to
alhajis, pastors, friends and relatives without any
basic skills. I started asking myself, how do I
convince my kids that education and hard work is
rewarding? When fools, agberos and touts are
running the country from the local govt to the
Presidency.
Is this what my four sons will also go through? In
2014 I decided I have had enough. I decided I was
leaving. I migrated to Australia with my family.
Don't put yourself in harms way for any reason.
The problem of Nigeria is in the hands of
Nigerians living in Nigeria.
Try starting a gate house in your village, everybody
wants to profiteer from it. The bricklayer, the
carpenter, the mason and even your brother who
claim to be supervising on your behalf.
They are corrupt, morally bankrupt and selfish.
Everybody there thinks about himself and nobody
is thinking about Nigeria .
You don't have to be the one to go there to change
anything. Let those under the hammer start the
revolution.
I beg make you hear word.
This post is gonna anger a lot of my followers. I'm
still gonna post it anyway.
Analogy of OPPRESSORS & FOOLISH CITIZENS. (A
case study of Nigeria citizens & their elected
oppressors).
During the Soviet dictatorship of Joseph Stalin. He
was a brutal dictator with mind of his own. On one
fateful day, Stalin came to Politburo meeting with a
live chicken. Standing in front of audience, He
started to pluck the feathers of the live chicken off
one by one.
The chicken trembled in pain, blood tricking out of
its pores. It gave out grievous cries, but Stalin
being a cruel dictator continued without remorse
plucking the feathers out until the chicken was
completely naked.
After which, he threw the chicken on the ground.
The naked chicken was staggering in pain. Stalin
goes into his pocket and from his pockets, he
took out some chicken food and started to throw it
at the poor & hapless creature.
The poor chicken in pain started eating and Stalin
started walking towards his seat. As he walked
away, he kept dropping some feeds on the floor &
the chicken followed him and sat feeding from his
feet.
Joseph Stalin then turned to members of his
political party leadership. He said, "This chicken
represents the people".
"You must disempower them, brutalise them, beat
them up, starve them and then leave them".
"If you do this, go into your pocket & give them
peanuts when they are in that helpless and
desperate situation, they will blindly follow you for
the rest of their life, worshiping you".
"They will think you are a hero forever. They will
forget that, you're responsible for their sorrowful
situation in the first place."
Breathtaking, isn't it ?
Now! Take a look at all the people some Nigerians
are busy defending on social media.
Take a look at those they call their heroes.
They are the same people who plunged Nigeria
into the situation she is. They are the same people
who are responsible for their predicaments.
Did you see the numbers of people that throng to
Saraki's house during this Christmas period to go
collect peanuts? Your guess is as good as mine.
Nigerians kill those they should defend and defend
those they should kill!"
Pass it to all your contacts and let everyone look
at themselves in the mirror and confess the truth.
Every Nigerian in Nigeria is responsible for the

situation of Nigeria.

#copied

#God bless Nigeria

pls where are you and how can I get it?

nice story...following

dey are here again 2x

father dey are here again

Igbos dey are here again na den

Pastor Ngozi from the Biafra state well name checkers over to you....ajuri ngelele AIT news

I bet everyone reading this is holding the phone in
their right hand, with three fingers in the back, and
the pinky at the bottom and scrolling with their
thumb....back to the topic dey should be properly dealt with...playing wit innocent lives

lol...love making for dis people go dey more like mortal combat

madridguy:
Where is the senate President, Pasuma and others.

lol u get am dose men Cari arsenal matter for head....arsenal fans popular slangs"patapata we finish 4rh champions league sure be DAT"

hmmm only God knows d cause of d death...exhuming d bodies and varying out autopsy won't end d sorrow y not leave d case for God 2judge anyway Always tank God for ur life#moshintudupe Always

I feel d bank should sack dose security men...cos if na me i go cum back for them pelu awon goons mi

brainy4oli:
Where do we go from here? What do we do next? Do we sit and ponder what is the next surprise in this life, if death really is? Or do we try to decipher certain mysteries in life? But perhaps we may only, and best possibly accept certain things in life. That life is life: it will never be a paradise. "Life is short and full of troubles", even the Bible says.
As much as we may distaste it, the truth is that we are all gonna die someday. At a time t, you will be the next to go. We all pray for long life, and I encourage everyone to do so -not to say that short life is a curse- but not everyone will live a long life, or get to the fantasy age where your children, grand children and great grand children surround you on your death bed.
My prior thinking was that certain people including myself were too special to die suddenly or unexpectedly or untimely. But I'm happy I'm wiser now. None is too special. People who have passed on untimely; trust me, you are really not more special than they were. It is just a matter of -should I say- grace or the opportunity to live longer. No matter your level of righteousness, benevolence or spirituality, when it's the said time to die, these attributes will not prevent fate.

There comes the question: what is the determinant of long life of a person? What criteria or manner of living (whether religious, social, health-wise) should be in place, for one to live long? I don't have the right answer. But if I was to attempt at answering that, I would say none. You don't have any particular way or style of life that guarantees you 100 percent long life and old age. In addition, you need not fear whether you are compromising "certain standards" and so you won't live long. All you need to do is just to live your life; maximise the time you have on earth. Try to be happy, enjoy life to the best of your ability. Be good to people, forgive; even when hurt show love like you've never been hurt.

The earlier we take death as part of normal occurrences in our lives' experiences, the better. We are to mourn when there is need, and to miss our departed loved ones, but these unpalatable experiences are things that cannot be removed from life.

We should shift focus from the longevity of a person's life to the impact of the person's life to others. Even Jesus didn't have to live a hundred years to generate the impact he still has in this world. 33 years was all that was needed.

My beloved, I really express condolence to the loved ones of those departed.

all dis epistle and no like HA, YE Ayaf dye lol

[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]if u give d devil the chance to destroy ur destiny maybe when u were in d world...and den u realised can ur destiny be revived and by what means? ;Dif u give d devil the chance to destroy ur destiny maybe when u were in d world...and den u realised can ur destiny be revived and by what means?

pls my fellow religionlanders... pls I want to copy some post and photocopy to people so dey can see reasons to repent and accept Jesus Christ buh I can't without everyone consent...pls accept ma plea for a broadcast of post that glorifies God and please don't pick offence wen u c ur comment or post being broadcasted through other blogs,handbill etc...I felt dis is my little way of evangelising...God bless everybody peace out

nice one trump...well did people ain't even rich as half as Solomon and one Mrs alakija wan beat solomon.... well am watching

Mrbigman2:
Just tell him his not alone.

He should just try let it pass and wait a little bit longer for hope up front.

I have experienced more Dan hopelessness but it only made me stronger Dan I am.

tanxs a lot

gud day my people..just want to ask a question insults are allowed....

have u ever been posed with a great difficulty,that makes it seems like there is no God, times when u feel down,so lonely in d spirit that notin makes sence 2u,when u pray and feel like no one is answering you and ur problem persist... if yes pls how did u overcome the problem and how were you able 2stand firm again pls share your story so as to save a brother.
God bless u all...peace out

Adepet222:
Ur own point of view. wat my own.

yea just talking from what ave experienced

good morning...so yesterday ma little brother of about 9came to meet "brother Ahmed they said we would have a debate on the topic boys are more better than girls and I want u to give me some point" I was impressed on how he told me he wants the boys to win,how they will boast in class if they won and I was like OK..I gave him some point and decide to google up sum point so he can share among his friends then I stumbled upon this site which says boys fart sound so loudly and not stinking...I couldn't hold back ma laughter,I laughed very hard and remember Bose's issue while we are in school chai dis girl can mess for Africa her fart na DAT one we dey silent killer d whole class scatter DAT day...anyway Bose anywhere u are I hail u...so nairalanders do u agree to this and share ur experience God bless

debatewise.org/debates/1955-are-boys-better-than-girls/

GossipHeart:


God doesn't exist

Jesus doesn't exist

Religion is a scam

Can someone show me the pictures of Jesus and God, i don't mean that picture you were brainwashed to believe was Jesus Christ

Ave u seen d picture of ur brain,ave u seen d way d nerves are connected pls show me a picture den I will believe u have brain else u itself u are a scam

africanusvu:
U Quoted d whole post just to cal FFK stupid?ask urself dis sincere question.AM I WORTHY TO CALL THIS MAN STUPID? WHAT AND WHO AM I? IF I AM ARESTED OR DIE TODAY,WIL NIGERIA KNOW?

Arrested on a faceless forum bro chill naija won't even kno buh atleastvhe has made his point

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Pastafarian:
Carnal mind can't understand, you need the holy sauce in you

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Pastafarian:
Carnal mind can't understand, you need the holy sauce in you

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Pastafarian:
Carnal mind can't understand, you need the holy sauce in you

lol Sauce abeg which type abeg foodlanders help me

Reiyvinn:
I know there are lots of Pastafarians out here in Nairaland: mazaje qstar nihilist apatheist and all.

Yesterday was a great day fellowshiping at the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. We had a nice time getting touched by His Noodly Apendage.

Lets meet here Pastafarians, don't be afraid to practice your faith.

The Sauced One, through Aunty Dee Dee, has made it known that we would be despiced, ridiculed and persecuted for our faith but fear not.

False Chefs, as prophesied by Sweet Marinara, have arisen in these last days and are leading people astray with their false recipies.

I'm a proud Pastafarian, those who are should join me here let's save lives!

Abeg what is did one saying

RIDDLE TIME...
If my Mother is a Chemist, and my Father is a Mathematician. And they gave a Code to my name *"Iron59"* *Question: What is my *Real Name?* *Any genius in d house?*