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can someone help me find dis woman d last 20k 4ma account would ave given her 2start something...God bless dis woman anywhere she is...#if u happen 2meet her appreciate her Notin is 2small God bless

hemartins:
16 is the hardest for me.
If you give me a book I really like, you probably won't get it back.

buh I feel u could ask d person...pls can I kip it I really luv d book? maybe dey will buh 4me I would let u kip it

SIMPLE WAYS TO SHOW COURTESY
1. Don't break up with someone over text
messages.

2. In case you miss a call, drop a message as
soon as possible if you're unable to call.

3. Pay back borrowed money as soon as possible
no matter how little the amount is. Don't assume
that they don't need it and never make them ask you
for it.

4. Turn the volume down when you're
watching a video, playing music or playing a game
on your phone in a public place or better yet, use
headphones.

5. Don't press your phone or use headphones when
someone is having a conversation with you. Unplug
the headsets from your ears even if nothing is
playing and give them your undivided attention.

6. When using someone else's phone or
computer, Don't go through their stuff without
permission.

7. Always leave the last piece (of meat) for the
person who bought it unless they insist they won't
eat it.

8. Don't use speaker phone to have a two person
conversation unless your hand are unable to hold
the phone.

9. When someone else cooks for you, offer to help
clean the kitchen.

10. If you stay the night at someone's
house, make the bed or fold the blankets when you
leave.

11. Don't let your arguments escalate in public.
Find someplace else to continue arguing where
others won't feel uncomfortable or interested.

12. If you ask your friends for help with some house
work, feed them as payment.

13. When someone buys you food or coffee, try to
return the favour within a week (if you can).

14. When you borrow someone's car, fill up the
tank as a way of saying 'thank you.'

15. Don’t pickup a call when u engage in
conversation without taken permission.

16. Make sure you don't forget to return that book
you borrowed.

17. When someone gives you a gift, no matter how
small it is or the way it was presented, even if it
wasn't up to your Expectation, Just say 'Thank You'.

sourcehttp://www.pinnacleinfogalleryblog.com/2016/05/simple-ways-to-show-courtesy.html?m=1

lol....now I kno where denrele got this is craziness for women fashion...

i admire the wonderz of the sunset or the
beauty of the moon, d great natural resources God has bestowed us with my soul expands in d
worship of the creator....buh I ave Di's question Y Dis suffering in Nigeria..what's the way forward??

MrAdetunjiBayo:
Allah seriki! We yoruba muslims agree with Baba Buhari that nigerians are corrupt, especially the ipods. We muslims are honest. Abacha was not corrupt, our lovely fulanis can never be corrupt that is why Buhari is Godsent. Buhari is greater Awolowo. Baba ride on! Anything for the caliphate.

c u what has religion gets to do with corruption OK what's ur take on saraki issue??is he not a Muslim? is he not corrupt? o gosh dis guy is so ancient

MrAdetunjiBayo:
Allah seriki! We yoruba muslims agree with Baba Buhari that nigerians are corrupt, especially the ipods. We muslims are honest. Abacha was not corrupt, our lovely fulanis can never be corrupt that is why Buhari is Godsent. Buhari is greater Awolowo. Baba ride on! Anything for the caliphate.

c u what has religion gets to do with corruption OK what's ur take on saraki issue??is he not a Muslim? is he not corrupt? o gosh dis guy is so ancient

zeemahn:
1. which god?
2. what about natural disasters?
3.Who says they emerged by chance? Ever heard of trial and error? ever heard of natural selection?
4.Religion limits our inquisitive nature and make things quite 'easy' Instead of taking a,long and difficult route to finding out about a strange phenomena I can easily say 'God made it that way' There are athiest sientists too anyway
5.Where we find ourselves plays a major role here thats why religion seem to be regional or ethnic.

I rest my case
and...wish me well on my exams tomorrow
nothing personal cheers

success man

well said God bless u.......4dose atheist DAT won't still believe guess ur brain don reach end of its thinking capacity dats y u guyz draw conclusion...lol ma God z ma creator science ko science ni#team jesus

1.lastma official setting trap 4 victim

2.lastma official hiding

3.u fall into trap lastma official flying like superman

4.dey land on ur car like super glue

if u have had similar encounter pls share

its coming late buh dis is ma real face o....

God pls give me d strenght,d grace 2luk ahead of my problems and see what u have instore 4me...God bless her parents just thinking how dey would feel wen she was delivered,how dey cope with her disabilities, how dey taught her 2write indeed its wonderful

Lol...

colosa:
Na true lion dey born

4real...are u talking out of experience just curious

remembering those old innocent time we were made to believe things that were not real...very funny

queenoflafia:
See lie o
Come see my oga signature you go fear

lol to forge dat one u go suffer thank God front page for d first time baba God tank u

Technically there are 7 TYPES OF LADIEs

1. HARD DISK lady: Remembers everything
forever lol

2. RAM lady: Forgets about you the moment
you turn off.

3. SCREENSAVER lady: Just for looking

4. INTERNET lady: Difficult to acces

5. SERVER lady: Always busy when needed

6. MULTIMEDIA lady: Looks beautiful but you
can only look.

7. VIRUS lady: This type of lady is normally
called 'WIFE', once enters your system, never
leaves even if the system is formatted...feel free to add urs

Dey say poverty na disease i kno gree untill i see d differnce between a poor man and a rich mans signature just wondering why poor people struggle for everything
Baba God answer my call o...#team jesus

gbens2000:
u mean no chemical engineering dept in that skul

Yes 4now but in the nearest future dere will be

nna God made man in his image buh I doubt Di's taribo own...#God 4give me

great kwarapolite

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nairaland and snakes just wondering why snakes always makes front page abeg make i look for snake kill abeg

bytemeister:
what's this one saying?? you're obviously oblivious of the fact that the Sun supplies earth "light", earth doesn't have it's own...or are you trying to say it was after he CREATED the EARTH he began designing the SUN? know your science bro

abeg leave d Op 1corrinthians 13 vs 11" When I was a child, I spoke and thought and reasoned as a child. But when I grew up, I put away childish things....seems our op avent put away childish things make una no argue with am...his argument is baseless

DeCleff:
Answer these questions:

Who was on earth before creation started?holy spirit of God

Who is the Sustainer of all creation?God

Who empowered all the prophets of old to proclaim God's word? holy spirit of God

Who wrought all the great signs and wonders in the old testament?God

Did David prayed that God shouldn't take away the Holy Spirit from him?Yes

Was Elizabeth the mother of John the Baptist filled with the Holy Spirit even before Christ was born?yes buh not with d spirit of OOO

Are u saying that the Holy Spirit in Acts 2 was different from the Holy Spirit that has always been on earth?

no dey are all d same from ur question buh dey are not same holy spirit of ur OOO....and OK answer Di's simple question according to Acts 2...d disciple spoke in different languages...how many language does rolands speaks?

DeCleff:
As for getting married and having children, do u know what u are talking about?

I don't wanna waste my time but to get a well detailed information, just out of curiosity go and buy a book titled REVELATIONS IN BROTHERHOOD OF THE CROSS ABD STAR

d cleft I don't need any other book I ave d bible...anyway I pray God help u...

samsam2019:
there's no judgement day. If at all there a day I get to meet that evil god I'll he the one to judge him because he's a evil, lying, genocide supporting god

lol very funny how one little creation would rebels against its creator mr Sam just live as if u will die 2morow and when u sleep in death u wake up either to everlasting life or everlastin condemnation...Make Good use of ur brain....may his peace be with u always

Ave been reading dis post for over an hour its very funny...decleff. D holy spirit manifested in jerusalem in form of fire stand on d disciples head,manifested on jesus in form of doves,appeared to joshua in form of a man with a sword....and after all dis he came down to Nigeria,calabar precisely and got married...den bore children and dey all become holyspirits....lol very funny roland d second holyspirit now z also married as u said so when he bears a child his children automatically succed thier father as holy spirit.....lol someone asked if dey can meet d holyspirit u said dey should go to calabar to his physical abode lol...holyspirit don get permanent site abi where u can go see him....u said about OOO wearing red and his followers white lol....funny indeed haha holyspirit getting married and giving birth to children lol....u talked about roland and his father beign trinity hahaha family buisness lol ave seen people falling under d annoiting of d holyspirit in church giving prophecy's lol is it ur father OOO manifesting in dem...lol funny part is holy spirit getting married Op Stand up commedy go fit u....

samsam2019:
3) genesis 1 (11-12) 11 And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.
12 And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.



This is one of the greatest lie ever. Even Lai mohammed will never pull this off.


Ok listen, you mean god created the plants before creating the sun which will feed them with photosynthesis? Hahahhahahahah hahaha another prove that the bible was written by power obsessed drunk illiterates. If the bible authors weren't illiterates they would know plants depend on the sun which provides photosynthesis.


So how's it possible to create the plant without the sun to feed it? bible authors una can lie oooo

lol..Sam u really funny...Whu told u God need photosynthesis to make thingz grow ur arguments are baseless u kno wat save ur energy...u might need dem on d judgement day#team jesus

DAT awkward moment u buy ntel sim dem tell u ur location isn't supported but u wan find network by all means#only in ibadan