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Romance / Re: Only For The Nairalander Ladies, Oya React To This (photo) by ahza(m): 11:06am On Sep 23, 2017
See ehn the question was simple (this one is for those taking it personal I dunno why all of you are sad) just answer the question would you have dated him if he was impotent simple.. as for the other part (that is for the girls that are in relationships that have two dofferent views) I don't see the reason nd sense in being in a relationship with a guy who has no intention to be celibate and you want to be celibate that is first of all not smart nd some other people will see it as being wicked or unreasonable which ever suits them... if you want to be celibate or take a break find someone who compliments you in that aspect nd stop making life complicated for yourselves. If he doesn't want to be let it be find someone who wants that for themself too
Education / Re: 92% Will Fail This Simple Test (photo) by ahza(m): 5:38pm On Sep 20, 2017
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Education / Re: Name The Books You Have Read That Change Your Orientation About Life by ahza(m): 7:29pm On Sep 17, 2017
My Life itself
Romance / Re: Kileleyii!!! See Photos Of A Girl Slaying So Hard For Attention by ahza(m): 9:23am On Aug 07, 2017
How tf does a small girl like this have things like that?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: A 9-year-old Boy Applied For NASA Job And The Response He Got by ahza(m): 9:17am On Aug 07, 2017
See how they replied him encouragingly without killing his dream.. try this in Nigeria nd see cry

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Politics / Re: My Observation Of Presidential Breakfast Photo by ahza(m): 12:38am On Jul 25, 2017
cheesy
Career / Re: Lady Sacked For Not Wearing Bra To Work In US (Photos) by ahza(m): 9:43am On Jun 27, 2017
Tahrah:
Ahza you can come and shut me up.angry
Maybe later
Career / Re: Lady Sacked For Not Wearing Bra To Work In US (Photos) by ahza(m): 7:51am On Jun 27, 2017
Tahrah:
So what if she didn't wear bra?Did she go topless?As for the people above me,are you trying to justify sexual harrasment?
You just shut up nd anybody like you should follow suit.. If she was walking on the road and this happened then she has a case but how will you work for someone nd dress like that when you know it's not accepted if she was her own employer then she can wear whatever to work cos I know if it was my company nd this happened I will correct you if I deem fit. Speaking of unprofessionalism she was the one that was unprofessional.
Education / Re: 12 Amazing Facts That Are Unbelievably True by ahza(m): 8:20am On Jun 22, 2017
Op Nice one, You trt

Sports / Re: Real Madrid Unveil New Kit: James And Morata Absent. by ahza(m): 8:50pm On Jun 14, 2017
Oboy op your link is not opening

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Politics / Re: Biafra Seat At Home: Update From The South South (pics) by ahza(m): 11:23pm On May 30, 2017
Op in case of next time it is "sit" at home
Romance / Re: I Bought 2 Packs Of Boxers Yesterday See What I Saw When I Opened It by ahza(m): 6:40pm On May 27, 2017
Op

Nairaland / General / Video: Ooni Of Ife And Oba Of Lagos Attend Obasanjo's Son's Wedding by ahza(m): 9:21pm On May 14, 2017
The wedding ceremony between Obasanjo's son, Olujonwo and the daughter of Baba Ijebu, Temitope held yesterday at Eko Hotels. The Ooni of Ife, Oba Adeyeye Ogunwusi and Oba of Lagos, Rilwan Akiolu both attended the event. Watch the video after the cut... your analysis is appreciated
source: vvipevents_eltv










https://www.instagram.com/p/BUCtfRvBUsz/
Romance / Re: Between These Two Ladies, Who Is A Wifey Material (photos)? by ahza(m): 8:19am On May 11, 2017
With the way girls pretend and lie in these end time days I can't even look at this Ankara lie... It looks like she has lies written all over her
Politics / Dear Governor Fayose: Please Shut Up! by ahza(m): 9:52pm On May 10, 2017
Your excellency: I greet you. First, this disclosure: I am neither a PDP nor APC member. I do not belong to any political party in Nigeria. I am a passionate patriot of our great nation. However, I am also an unapologetic supporter of our President, Muhammad Buhari. I admire his blunt, bold simplicity, sincerity, sense of purpose, commitment, unconditional care for Nigeria’s everyday people and patriotism, especially since he transitioned from a brutal Military dictator to a born-again democrat. I believed almost 20Million Nigerians that voted for him in the last election saw the same qualities as I did.

Sir, I write in response to some of your vicious attacks on our President. I cannot go back to years of continued hostility from you, to our President. It seemed you continue with this exercise because no one within his media relations has responded aggressively to some of your juvenile comments with regards to the President’s health, policies, wife, and his family. Your Excellency, when is enough, enough?.

You smack the president with a silly smirk on your face: you have reduced the office of the Presidency to a playhouse program. Where is your dignity and respect for your elders? Yoruba culture is rich and endowed with profound respect for our elders. You are Yoruba. Sir, respect that sacred and unique culture of your tribe. One of the fundamental elements of democracy is right to free speech. It's within your rights to criticize the President, but with respect, maturity and dignity your office beholds.

Few days ago, 82 Chibok girls were released by the terror group Boko Haram, the deal was still fresh when you accused the President of manipulating information. Sir, you alleged that the release of these girl captives was diverting attention from the sick President’s true state of health; you further, carelessly stated that the Chibok girls were not missing. ”What is not missing cannot be found”… But sir, where were you when Goodluck Jonathan made a surprise three-hour visit to Nigerian soldiers stationed in Sambisa Forest on January 14th, 2015? Are you so stressed thinking about your next media frenzy showmanship, to forget, so soon, that your political party, PDP, was in power when the Chibok girls were kidnapped?

I am really concerned with your state of mind, your mental health, because of your careless statements. You are the Chief Executive of one of Nigeria’s young states. Ekiti State is just 21 years old. You are not an outlaw or the leader of an unorganized turbulent brood of intimidators or mob boss. You are a Governor. Chief Executive! Respect that institution by behaving decently. Stop embarrassing the good citizens of Ekiti State.

Early March, you challenged the President to speak to you from his London sick bed, as proof to Nigerians that he was not dead. Who the hell are you?... Who made you a spokesperson for the Nigerian people? You are a State Governor, not an arrogant Federal employee. So, why did you think that Nigerians trusted or considered you credible source of information with regards to their President? Sir, with the greatest respect, are you hallucinating? You are not the Voice of Nigeria….

Your Excellency, you charged our President’s wife, Alhaja Aishat, of playing games with the release of the Chibok girls. Last year, you accused her of being wanted in the United States for Halliburton alleged corruption. These were your musings during her publicized visit, as First Lady, to the United States. Do you really reason about the consequences of your statements before you open your mouth? During our severe recession in December, you indicted President Buhari for using the recession to punish Nigerians. You denied that the country was in a recession. Why would an elected head of his people punish his nation with a recession? What is the purpose or desired goals of punishing Nigerians with the recession?

You are an elected leader. In life, time is the judge and history, the jury. You are 57 years old, these times. You are 21 years apart from 78, perhaps one day; you would attempt political office at past prime of your life. How would you feel, if, at 78, a 48 yr old lavishes insults at your office and person, mischaracterizes your aspirations for our country and declared you dead while you are recuperating from illness? We are not omnipotent; no one is immune from health challenges… Health conditions come at any time of our lives. A man who disrespects an old man with lies and callously wishes him death, his father’s age mate, is indirectly expressing his years of built up emotions, rage, and anger toward his father.

Your Excellency, personal attacks on a sick honest old man will not give you closure to past relationships with your father. Only therapy would reconcile you and your dad. You seemed an emotionally troubled Governor. You are erratic, hysterical, bullish, and insecure, an embarrassment to the office you occupy.

Sir, I remind you that Buhari’s administration is yours too. Historians would remember you as the Governor of Ekiti State, during President Muhammad Buhari's administration, as a democratically elected President. Buhari's successes and failures are part of your governorship history. You may think your freestyle outbursts against President Buhari identify you as a "straight shooter" or unafraid anti-establishment. No sir. Your antics show a disconnection between your present and your past: your tirades, frequently directed at a disciplined servant of the people, suggests you are struggling with your low self-esteem, past emotional trauma, always wishing to be the attention of the moment. My dear Governor, something is wrong with you. You are neither the law nor above it as Chief Executive of Ekiti State. "Ekitians" shall remember you as a lawless loudmouthed attention seeker willing and able to say stupid things. A man that reacts on impulse. You make headline news as a clown, as President Buhari’s attack machine, than actually addressing the economic and social challenges of the great Ekiti people: healthcare, jobs, crime, education, security, good road, and infrastructure. Pay civil workers their past salaries and find creative ways to make their salaries regular, focus on programs to help millions of unemployed youths and graduates with no jobs. Give every child the opportunity to better healthcare and education. Reduce crime by encouraging local law enforcements with regular salaries and for teachers, too. Build affordable hospitals, clinics to help ageing Ekiti population, not run to the local markets to price “ponmo” or walk into a popular “Buka” and eat just to show you are a regular “homeboy” Governor connected with everyday Ekitians. Sir, how would Ekiti people remember your administration, twenty years from now? Under your three year administration, what programs have impacted the ordinary person in Ekiti. You were elected as Governor in 2014. You perfectly used Buhari’s illness to distract citizens from auditing your lame duck administration. Your Excellency, it is absolutely possible to fool few people, sometimes, but it is impossible to fool all the people, all the time.

Thank you for the privilege to write you.

Sincerely,

Azuka Jebose


http://saharareporters.com/2017/05/10/dear-governor-fayose-please-shut

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Romance / Re: Would You Stay In This Bathroom For Such Amount (pics) by ahza(m): 7:37am On May 09, 2017
All these girls that are saying no way no way 10 years time n.a. then go dey pursue cockroach from their own house o
As for me I will so sleep inside there and dream about my 75milla that's not small money to reject

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Romance / Re: See What This Slay Queen Did After This Guy Proposed To Her [PHOTO] by ahza(m): 7:34am On May 09, 2017
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Celebrities / Re: I Love You, Rihanna Tells Chris Brown On His Birthday Yesterday May 5th Via by ahza(m): 9:46pm On May 06, 2017
Aswear They better come back ....they're just meant for each other. you can tell even from the outside

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Politics / Video Of Amaechi Saying He's Not Corrupt On Channels News by ahza(m): 1:21am On May 02, 2017
Education / Re: Nairalander Offers 10 Thousand Naira For Anyone Who Solves This Logical Riddle by ahza(m): 1:03am On May 02, 2017
It's like you are in on it too because the guy clearly lives in 9ja nd 30 secs to read understand nd solve the muthafucking problem doesn't work for me
GodIsBiafran:


1. Guy - there are smart people in this world. If I tell you some stories you will open your mouth and not close it.

2. It probably took him less than 30 seconds to read and solve the problem.

3. I doubt the guy lives in 9ja - US I think. You will have to ask him. Also, my guess is he uses the dictation app which makes his response quicker than usual. I have seen him do this many times.
Education / Re: Nairalander Offers 10 Thousand Naira For Anyone Who Solves This Logical Riddle by ahza(m): 12:45am On May 02, 2017
Okay break it down for me in less than three minutes or three minutes
1. Reading the question nd understanding it
2. Attempting to answer it in your head with the maths involved
3. Replying, (with Nigerian network) nd then typing English nd maths together nd submitting without error, bear in mind that he is in a hurried state mentally cos he will want to prove himself as the first if actually he solved it himself
GodIsBiafran:


No. Yungmillion tried to post the thread before and it was deleted. But Akin saw the original post so that gave him about 2 minutes headstart. That was how Akin was able to post the solution quickly after Yung reposted it. All the same, the guy did it in less than 3 minutes. Impressive, I think.

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Education / Re: Nairalander Offers 10 Thousand Naira For Anyone Who Solves This Logical Riddle by ahza(m): 12:16am On May 02, 2017
I smell something fishy going on around here .... Are these people trying to scam nairalanders ne? So akin it took you only one minute to read the puzzle nd then think about how to solve the problem nd then start attempting to reply nd then write it down with all the maths involved...Okay well done sire!... well it's either they 're both in on it or akin has seen this puzzle somewhere else nd he copied nd paste.... it doesn't just add up for me. undecided[color=#990000][/color]

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Romance / Re: Girl Asks How She Can Induce Her Boyfriend To Rape Her. by ahza(m): 3:58pm On May 01, 2017
I like this OP she's too real.. nice one
Romance / Re: 12 Year Old Girl Barred From Chess Competition For Wearing This “seductive” Dres by ahza(m): 10:36pm On Apr 29, 2017
Me i just can't stop laughing at myself

Education / Re: 12 Scary Looking Animals But Are Actually Harmless To Humans by ahza(m): 12:11pm On Apr 29, 2017
Sorry fam, my bad. I meant it for the guy you quoted
Science/Technology / Re: Ice From The Rain That Fell In Abuja Yesterday by ahza(m): 11:59am On Apr 29, 2017
Lol... all this people wey no want make i enjoy my blessing ....N.a. to no poss last last now
Education / Re: 12 Scary Looking Animals But Are Actually Harmless To Humans by ahza(m): 11:51am On Apr 29, 2017
Goliath bird eater is the one they used for home alone that year
Education / Re: 12 Scary Looking Animals But Are Actually Harmless To Humans by ahza(m): 11:39am On Apr 29, 2017
How can a vampire bat carry a child is that a myth Abi n.a. Dracula you dey watch and they haven't been recorded to feed on human blood only cow blood.
Diphylla ecaudata, also known as the hairy-legged vampire bat, inhabits forests in northeastern Brazil and is one of three species of vampire bats that feed ''only'' on blood and have been recorded once feeding on human blood me I even feel say n.a. owu blow am. Now we can See that not all vampire bats depend on blood to feed too

tonio2wo:


Thank you! I wanted to point that out to d op. They carry rabies and sometimes feed on sleeping humans.
Science/Technology / Ice From The Rain That Fell In Abuja Yesterday by ahza(m): 12:50am On Apr 29, 2017
My people I dey go soak garri with this one... this one n.a. heavenly ice
Operation "I Must 'Chop' My Blessing"

Education / Re: 12 Scary Looking Animals But Are Actually Harmless To Humans by ahza(m): 12:41am On Apr 29, 2017
ahza:
1. Giant African Millipede

Giant African millipedes are one of the largest millipedes in the world. It grows up to length of 15 inch and 4 inch in thickness, look like small snakes. In real world they are harmless herbivores, can’t bite and can’t sting. Millipedes coil it’s long body into a spiral shape when it faces the predators.

African millipedes have 250 legs, movement of these small legs seems very attractive. They live in moist soil, under rocks of rainforest in various part of Africa. When they die they become main food for other African millipedes, they known as nutrient recyclers because of this habit.


2. Goliath Bird Eater

It is the second largest spider species in the world, native to rainforest of South America. Their hairy body and legs makes a scary look for them, but not at all harmful for humans. When it faces any threat these spiders rub their abdomen using their legs, this causes an irritation to the skin.

In fact goliath birdeater have venom, but not lethal for human beings. As they don’t have teeth this species of spider inject it’s saliva into the body of prey, this will break down it’s tissues so that the spider can have it easily.


3. Milk Snake

Milk snakes are species of the king snake family mainly found within region of Southeastern Canada. The resemblance of this snake with venomous coral snake makes for a wrong assumption on many people that it is a harmful snake. This helps the milk snake to keep away many predators and this species of snake is completely harmless.
It is quite hard to recognize the variation in color pattern of coral and milk snakes. The the red color next to black are milk snakes and red next to yellow are coral snakes. They feed on insects, earthworms and slugs.


4. Manta Ray

It is the largest species of rays in the ocean, found within sub tropical and tropical waters. Thy grow up to a size of 25 feet, have large forward facing mouth and fins. Manta rays are completely harmless even though they are large in size, despite the fact that they have been nicknamed as devil fish because of their stern devilish looks and how they hunt, they are actually not harmful to humans.
Actually divers swim along with them in tropical waters. They travel over deep sea alone or in group, sometimes they associate with other species of fish. Small fishes are the main food of manta rays.


5. Vultures

The frightening appearance, eating dead bodies, terrifying wingspan make vultures a scary looking bird. But in real world it is a harmless one, it won’t attack a living body but likes to have dead bodies. Vultures have sharp beaks and claws, but they use these tools only to cut down the dead animal bodies.
They are the highest flyers among the various species of birds even higher than eagles, sometimes they fly at 37000 feet height, remember the height of everest is 29029 feet. They also travel long distances in search of food. Vultures also have strong stomachs, and can diet 90% of bones within their food.


6. Aye-aye

The name of this animal sounds really suspicious wink They even look and point at people like Bush babies cheesy. Aye-aye's are among the world’s largest nocturnal primate found within Madagascar, by nocturnal I mean that they are mostly active at night. They have long bushy tail, round and big eyes, dark color and slender fingers overall have a devil like appearance, nevertheless aye-aye's are gentle and harmless in nature.
The long middle finger is the main tool of an aye-aye, it uses it for easy movement across tree branches, also to pick larvaes and insects beneath bark of trees. But the natives of Madagascar believes that if they point it’s finger at you it is a death sentence. Because of this reason they kill this gentle animal on sight.


7. Vampire Bats

Because of the name attached to it most humans dread this mammal. The only flying mammal in the world that feed on blood, rest in dark caves, have sharp teeth and scary looking face. Human attack by a vampire bat is very rare, they suck blood from cattles. At the same time they never suck enough blood that might cause the death of their host.
Vampire bats live in colonies that have members up to 1000. They usually roam in midnights and using their razor sharp teeth to suck blood from bodies of cows, goats and other birds. the saliva of this bats also prevent blood from clotting. Who knows?, they might even be sucking out bad blood. cheesy


8. Gharial

Gharials are member of the gavialidae crocodile family, it looks exactly like crocodiles. But gharials have long narrow snouts, they are native to Indian subcontinent. Unlike other members of crocodile family they never attack humans or other large animals. In fact their jaws can’t hold any large animal.
The elongated narrow snout of gharial holds 110 sharp teeths. But they never attack other large animals, they use this tool to catch fishes, frogs and insects.


9. Basking Shark

Basking sharks are the second largest fish in the world. They grow up to a length of 33 feet, this large size and wide open mouth make it to look so dangerous. Actually they are filter feeders and not at all aggressive, smaller fishes are their main food and they never attack humans even though they can and nothing will happen.
Their snout have a conical shape and slits that helps to open the mouth so wide. Basking sharks open their mouth while they travel in sea to let their body filter out water (i don't see the logic in that tho), In that way basking sharks get enough food. They spend most of their time and feeding at the surface of the ocean, During winter season they migrate to deep ocean.


10. Ball pythons

These snakes are generally docile and easy to handle. They don't get large enough to pose a threat of constriction. They rarely grow larger than 5 - 6 ft (152 - 182 cm). The average adult size is even smaller than that.


11. Children's python

These snakes do not get their name because they are recommended for children. They are actually named after English zoologist John George Children. Adults grow to an average length of around 3 ft (1 m) and rarely exceed 5 ft (1.5 m). Due to their relatively small size (and the fact that they are non-venomous like all pythons), these snakes are not considered dangerous to humans at all.

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