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Jonathan wearing suit? Eheeeen!

MrDoGood: only 7 comment and dis tin is on the front page

Maybe most ppl on nairaland use firewood

Can not happen in naija..our own is agbero

Too muscular for a lady

Na dis kin thing dy make FP so dt ppl can argue

It wouldnt make FP

WIZGUY69: OK! What about those that scored 94 percent? like me?

U wld tank God na

Using dis opportunity to thank God for everything..his favor safe journey and my postume score..we shall all meet in FUTA IJN..to all dos wu got below 50%..just pray for God's favor cos last year futa admitted ppl wt 40somtn..Goodluck#

Divsy: congrat,,hw did u check urs abeg

Have u written urs?..if u have go to futa's website to chek result

Wisdomkosi: click like if you don't watch TV shows

U r damn boring

Not all men treat their wives with disrespect,..

Victoriousvic: Forward ever, backward never!

To hell with the "good old days"

You just can't compare the modern age, and the old days. I wonder how you guys survived sef.

You won't understand

Good old days all the way..children games lik suwe,ten ten and the likes

Not wise..brings dis unity..there r lots of things dt r done btw couples wu share the same bedroom..dt brings love comfort and lots more

AgapeCharis: Bro,,u'r good.!

He isn't good,he is best

Xsenga: WARIS DIS?

A bad dream

Divsy: same o

Wow what batch? Biochem ryt?

Signs u drink too much coffee
- You answer the door before people knock.
- Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
- You ski uphill.
- You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
- You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
- You lick your coffeepot clean.
- You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
- Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
- You chew on other people's fingernails.
- Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."
- You can type sixty words per minute ... with your feet.
- You can jump-start your car without cables.
- Cocaine is a downer.
- You don't need a hammer to pound nails.
- Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."
- You don't sweat, you percolate.
- You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel.
- You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
- You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
- You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
- You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
- Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.
- You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
- People get dizzy just watching you.
- You've worn the finish off your coffee table.
- The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
- Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
- Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.
- Instant coffee takes too long.
- When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
- You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.
- Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
- You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.
- You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
- You can thread a sewing machine, while it's running.
- You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
- You short out motion detectors.
- You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
- Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
- You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
- You don't tan, you roast.
- You can't even remember your second cup.
- You help your dog chase its tail.

Divsy: wen is aidy writing?

31st u?

bettygirl97: After writing the CBT test, will the result show immediately?

U would be able to c ur result the nyt of the exam or the nxt mrnin