₦airaland Forum

Buffon see am,no shaking

That was a phucking penalty....this ref is biased and tribalistic

mukina2:
today i will break bottle for ya head

Agbero mama,you too like fight sef. I wonder how you will cope until August

uzolexis:
I swear,i love Messi but that tattoo is a big NO abeg.

You see model CR7 go deposit money on top midget

See shot ukwu

opinchinoo:
Vidal isn't finishing dis game

He must destroy Tyrion Messi first

SuperSuave:
why hating on that innocent god?
Barca for UCL
Messi for ballon d'or

Innocent my foot.....look at his ugly tattoo....

More of that Juve

M4gunners:
I dey smell red card soon for Vidal.

No red card until he crushes the midget's left leg

Vidal,leave those fools and focus on the midget...you no get sense ni

Thank you Buffon

C'mon Juve!!

Vidal,direct your tackles to the midget

Vidal,werrin dey worry you nah

Sexy tackle Vidal,break their legs for me

Useless offside goal

Useless Barca defense.....una go hear am tonight

mukina2:
last viewing centre match mehn

till august

I know oh....

Reporting for duty.......

Juventus must win tonight

Tie that midget left leg and the cup is yours

Nothing special about the place. The footpaths are not properly constructed and the whole environment is bushy.

It gets most of its visitors from lodgers at the Ikogosi resort.

BizBloke:
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Sales Tax (Amazon): $1.08
Freight Fee: $13
Service Charge: $10

Sub-Total: $38.85
Discount: -$13 FREE FREIGHT!!!

TOTAL: $25.85 (N5,609)

For an extra $3.20 (N694) and payment made by 2:00pm latest, it will come with the Sunday freight.

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Thanks for the response. What happens if the payment is made before 6pm today?

Mynd44:
And when does the country get the remaining 1.3 billion back since it was the contractor that failed to meet his obligations which necessitated the termination of the contract?

You will be surprised to discover that the contractor is a Nigerian using a German proxy. They will cough out the money by fire by force. I thought they said Integra Renewable Energy Services Limited was a South African firm importing the parts for the purpose of assembling in Nigeria.

http://www.integrarenewableenergy.com/

Bring back our wonder stoves.......
Wasn't the project commissioned by Sambo? Open the National Stadium warehouse and bring back our stoves...

Ghost project and outright scam

Vice President Namadi Sambo on Tuesday presided over a short ceremony meant to commence the distribution of 750,000 units of clean cooking stoves and 18,000 wonder bags procured by the outgoing administration.

The Federal Executive Council had, in November 2014, approved the purchase of N9.2billion worth of clean cooking stoves and wonder bags for rural women under the National Clean Cooking Scheme.

Sambo, who represented President Goodluck Jonathan, was billed to commence the distribution of the items to rural women who were pencilled down as the beneficiaries of the scheme.

But the Vice President merely unveiled a few of the items on display at the Presidential Villa, Abuja, during the brief event that lasted about 20 minutes.

On arrival at the venue, Sambo cut the tape and was conducted round the tables on which a few of the stoves were displayed and left almost immediately.

No beneficiary was present at the hall which was dominated by officials of the Ministry of Environment.

Shortly after unveiling the items, the Vice President told State House correspondents that the stoves would go a long way in reducing desertification in the county.

He said, “One of the important global problems today is environmental problem. And desertification in Nigeria is one of our major environmental problems. And as a result, one of the major causes is this problem of cutting the trees and using the wood as a source of energy for cooking.

“This idea then came up to have alternative sources for cooking for our women.

“Mr. President has graciously approved this project for the initial take off under the Environment Ministry with the sum of N9 billion to procure these cooking utensils and distribute it all over the country to our women.

“And by so doing, contributes to stopping the usage of trees for firewood for cooking. In addition to that, it has added value of saving women from inhaling the smoke, which is responsible for the yearly death of about 90,000 women.

“We believe this is a very important contribution towards arresting desertification in Nigeria.”

On her part, the Minister of Environment, Mrs. Laraba Malam, said only 15 percent of N5 billion amounting to N1.3 billion has been paid to the contractor for all the supplies so far made.

ARD should thread with caution. They shouldn't forget what happened last year.

The Federal Government on Wednesday sacked all resident doctors in the country.

In a press release by the Deputy Director of Press, Federal Ministry of Health, Alhaji Isiaka Yusuf, the Federal Government said it had to do so after exploring all avenues to end the strike, which it said had compounded the health crisis in the country.

It would be recalled that the Nigeria Medical Association had directed its members natiuonwide to go on strike on July 1. The National Association of Resident Doctors, an affiliate of the NMA, has put its numerical strentgh at about 16,000.

“The situation has been compounded by the recent importation of the Ebola Virus Disease into Nigeria on July 20, 2014. Following the Presidential declaration of a National Public Health Emergency on Ebola Disease, which has united the entire country in the efforts to contain the disease, it is quite regrettable that the people who should take leadership role in the fight against the Ebola disease are now the most unsupportive,’” the statement said.

The resident doctors were unceremoniously relieved of their jobs after the Minister of Health, Prof. Onyebuchi Chukwu, on Wednesday, issued a directive terminating the residency training programme for doctors in the country until further notice.

The PUNCH learnt that the development, however, was without prejudice to the employment of locum doctors on six months renewable contract tied to excellent performance.

In a circular by the Permanent Secretary, Federal Ministry of Health, Mr. L.N. Awute, to all Chief Medical Directors and medical directors in public hospitals across the country, said the development was “for the purposes of appraising the challenges in the health sector’.

“The honourable minister has directed that you issue letters of termination of Residency Training appointment to the affected Resident Doctors in your hospital immediately,’’ Awute said.

In another copy attached to the letter, the ministry also directed the CMDs to pay “salaries and allowances for one month in lieu of notice.”

“You are required to surrender all hospital property in your possession, including any staff identity card,” the statement added in the instruction to the doctors affected by the development.

midolian:
Unbelievable indeed

Well, this is what happens when you give up excessive drinking..you begin to think straight.

Gaddemit......one shot of ogogoro for this morafucka

Kachisbarbie:
In all fairness, anyone that says this woman isn't beautiful may born willy-willy or bush-baby.

She is beautiful!!
Potential Sugar mummy.

The Vaseline crew have a folder where they save all her pictures (they have to crop out Baba though)

Madam First Lady

What airport is the governor talking about? What does Ogun State need an airport for?

#saynotowhiteelephantprojects

The DISCOs are not doing anything about installation of prepaid meters yet the fixed charge is going up.

They have a lot of explaining to do when they meet with the new administration.

Wow. This is what happens when you leave a goat in charge of a barn full of yams. No matter the size of the harvest, yams will still go missing.

I just cannot fathom why the former Prez will hand over security of the nation's pipelines to unrecognised security operatives.

God,please give our new Prez the strength and wisdom to sanitise the petroleum sector.

You and forces sef? You no dey tire

On dealing with alleged ‘mafia’ group in the power sector, Nebo noted that God would empower him to chase out the mafia, which he termed “demons and witches.”

He said, “Some highly placed Nigerians believe that when there is outage, it is caused by witches and demons.

“If the President deploys me in the power sector, I believe that given my performance at the University of Nigeria Nsukka, where I drove out the witches and demons, God will also give me the power to drive out the demons in the power sector.”

Rubbish

Do public and private universities command the same tuition fees? The private universities should create a fund to finance such projects with their ridiculous fees.