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ITbomb: Your head don big say u dey follow people about.

@ITBOMB #verystupid lol

Ijogz K: Lmaoooo some grown up dudes are still trying to figure out how twitter works, while my grandmum is busy Retweeting dis

tell them comfim guy "twitter are not 4 kids"let the use their facebook instead

This what hapend #whiletwitterwasdown chuck norris tried to tweet a 200 character about his roundhouse-kick,twitter said no u cant do that...chuck got furious and roundhouse kick twitter on the face,twitter went down...the engineer said they are planing an upgrade to contain 200 character.....obviously thats what happend............................. #ff @swiss2king

moshoodn: ITS NOT YET KICKING FACEBOOK IN THE AZZ BRO. . .

GOOGLE PLUS IS WAY BELOW FACEBOOK AT LEAST FOR NOW !!!

well if use g+ u will notice is beta than fb

whats the diff if all these fake pastor illuminati manson or wateva die and go to hell and same tin happen to u....remove the log frm ur eyes first.

google has a socialmedia site called google plus and its already kickin facebook in the azz

MOGUL.O:
Imagine!You come here to tell us the story of how you pee, poo and masturbate?
Nonsense! Rubbish!

Getout jor......

Is this a joke or what?



Bush pig!

it's either u cant read or u are blind.did i eva say it was me? CASTRATED ZOMBIE

Ok so I was
in a university lecture, well not
quite I was in one of the lab
rooms and across the room
was this STUNNING blond,
after about 20 mins I had to
go to the toilet to masterbate
as my boner was annoying me,
when I got in I sat down on
the toilet had a piss, shit then
started to tug, I realised I
was in there for quite a while
so for some reason I decided
to perch on the toilet seat
incase anyone looked under to
see if anyone was inside and
my foot slipped in the toilet
into my shit no joke and was
in there for about an hour
cleaning it off with people
walkin in and out. not good.

if u laughed and u want me to continue JUST COMMENT

so i am a 13
year old guy and one day im
feeling very Hot and i had
just finished reading an
annoying book that our class
was assigned so i decided to
go under my covers and rub
my dick. suddenly my dad
comes in my room and says, "'
what are you doing?!'" i come
out from under my covers and
remmember, " O SH!T i didnt
close my door. Then my dad
says, why is your door open? i
say in a small voice sorry i
didnt close it he then closes
my door. i just lie there
embarassed like hell. thats my
story

I saw a couple of real life odd and taught i shuld share it wit u guys enjoy

When i was 21 i was at a press confrence and i really had to use the bathroom. I asked if i could go but they told me i had to wait i was trying to hold it in. I got up then i could not hold it any longer i started to pee my pants i was so embarresed i could not stop the flow of my urine. i had peed a waterfall and my boss was staring at me but i was not done. i tried to hold in the rest but i pooped my pants it was diarrehea i was so mortified. I was farting i was so embarrased. My boss escorted me out with a big brown stain on the back of my pants i got fired that day. It was awful.

Seriously i would have curse the @op in french language,how did this dumb thread make it to the frontpage

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where are those coward come let me sing jhor in their head

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Niceyenuf:
joblessness

speechlessness

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04kaa:
U MUST BE AROUND 14 YEARS OLD. LOL

u must be around 40 years old.lollllllllll

this is the jor topic (just u own contribution to jahbless jhoorrrrrrr)    
sho le fi razor blade ge IROkO(joor oh)
abi ko lo fi eyepe shey CHOCO(jooor oh)
sho le fi sugercane shey TOOTHPiCK(joor oh)
abi ko lo fi pankere shey CHEWINGSTICK(joor oh)

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