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If the story is true, then i dont blame him..i weep for 9ja where one 19 years old boy is telling the cuntry security agent "do you knwwho my father is" who tha F is ur fada huh are u better than the son of mike adenuga or is ur father bigger than pete edochie maybe you need to pull one of these ur stup!d stunts in yankee and see how they deal with celebrity...small boy

i still weep for 9ja, small boy claming he is immune to arrest ask t.i how many times he went to jail, ask lil wayne ask the guy that acted as nathan patrelli in heros how many months he spent in jail for DUI...And the worst the mopol culd do to you was to b|tch-slap you...mtcheww i weep for 9ja again

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If the story is true, then i dont blame him..i weep for 9ja where one 19 years old boy is telling the cuntry security agent "do you knw who my father is" who tha F is ur fada huh are u better than the son of mike adenuga or is ur father bigger than pete edochie maybe you need to pull one of these ur stup!d stunts in yankee and see how they deal with celebrity...small boy

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Lets just be real NO FORMING, NO CLAMING OF BIGBOY OR BIGGIRL just tell the truth -As for me (make una no laff ooh) since when dem born me i neva ping before .... -and the thing i miss till now is when my home work use to be colouring..... Share yours

I told them that security shld be the 1st thing on GEJ to-do-list instead of education ,unemployment ,light road and those damm things

chux76: I don't think he is the owner of the account. Even if you forgot your signature,they have your photograph on their PC which they can verify easily and show you your signature. I think you are trying to get into someone else's account.

maybe u cant read... I said i went there to collect my mastercard due to the previous one was damaged so i didnt go with any of my particulars.and the stup!d guy didnt give me a chance to explain.

Pls guyz i wuld lyk to knw if there is anytin i can do i forgot my signature i used in opening my acc.i went to GTB today to collect my mastercard (though i went there two wks ago they ask me to cm bak 2day) after filling plenty form with the hope of collecting my card the c.c ask me to sign which of course did not match. He ask me to leave or else he wld alert the security, i tried to xplain 2 him but non avail. I have the email, phone no, id card, nepa bill and other things i used in opening it what else can i do

The one wey go fear me pass na when you dey flush sh|t for toilet and the water dey come up instead of goin down

Weldone poster, *pats him on the head* WITH A FU©KING HAMMER

Horn when nobody is horning, horn when every body is horning, horn when you are scared...jusk keep on horning its also part of ur car

JOBLESS PEOPLE

If you are a 'big boy' driving wit two hand is old-fashion learn how to drive with one hand while pingin with the other and nod ur head simuntaniously even when theres no muzik playing and dont ever use seat-belts' it will ruin ur swagg. Remenber what those bus drivas did when u dont hav a car...bring hell on them,drive very near to them and even park in front of them and yet still shout on them 'that if they scratch ur car they will pay for it ' alwayz claim right even when u are wrong 'who cares' and dont 4get to splash water on people when its ranning so they can just regret not owning a car. Live ur live

I hate bb wif passion cuz me buyin it ,wil make me luk lyk 1 of those attention sekin,pingin foolz *srry* i wld go for an iphone instead of a bb.but my samsung I9300 Galaxy S III is still the best smartphone...we are still wating 4 iphone 5 *cheers*

Key features
*.Quad-band GSM and quad-band 3G support
*.21 Mbps HSDPA and 5.76 Mbps HSUPA support
*. 4.8" 16M-color Super AMOLED capacitive touchscreen of HD (720 x 1280 pixel) resolution; Corning Gorilla Glass 2
*. Android OS v4.0.4 with TouchWiz launcher
*. 1.4 GHz quad-core Cortex-A9 CPU, Mali-400MP GPU, Exynos 4 Quad chipset, 1GB of RAM
*. 8 MP wide-angle lens autofocus camera with LED flash, face, smile and blink detection
*. 1080p HD video recording at 30fps
*. Dual-band Wi-Fi 802.11 b, g, n
*. GPS with A-GPS connectivity; GLONASS support, Digital compass
*. 16/32/64GB internal storage, microSD slot
*. Accelerometer, gyroscope and proximity sensor
*. Standard 3.5 mm audio jack
*. microUSB port with USB host and TV-out (1080p) support, MHL, charging
*. Stereo Bluetooth v4.0
*. FM radio with RDS
*. Great audio quality
*. Super slim at only 8.6mm
*. 2MP secondary video-call camera
*. Full Flash for the web browser
*. NFC support
*. Document editor
*. File manager comes preinstalled
*. Extremely rich video and audio codec support
*. Impressively large 2100 mAh battery (Main disadvantages)
*. All-plastic body of dubious aesthetics
*. No dedicated camera key
*. microSIM slot
*. S Voice is hardly as functional as ads might make you believe. A long list of assets anda rather short list of cons speak volumes about the amount of effort that wentinto building the Samsung I9300 Galaxy S III. Were they just trying toimprove each and every aspect of the user experience over the Galaxy S II, or was creating the ultimate droid their goal all along? The more we think about it, the more it looks the same.Samsung are in a way raising their own bar yet again. But the competition hasn't been idle either. We've seen proof already that the Galaxy S III is a smartphone that thrives on a challenge. It now has a stage to set

We are all happy to see the Bugatti Veyron of smartphones do the rounds in an attempt to beat the lap record of its predecessor. Samsung have spared no effort to protect the Galaxy S III against any odds. What we get as a result is the most amazing blend of performance and features we are likely to see this year.The Koreans took their time with the new flagship, giving the predecessor a full year at the helm. But they were taking no chances and they've got the spec sheet to prove it. With most of the hardware made by Samsung themselves, the Galaxy S III is an endless list of mind-blowing numbers. The quad-core beast packs a 720p Super AMOLED screen and a massive battery, but keeps its slim waistline.
And that's just the tip of the iceberg.Here's the underwater part:

Ganys: Nope, He is an Okada Man at Okokomaiko Garage In Lagos...Mtchweee

anitank: Sori how old are u?

na wa for una sef.is it a crime to ask question, and btw i heard sum1 saying MR-IBU&ARSEN WANGER is he related to any of them? Pls let me kmw so i can cul mr-ibu and tel him,his missing broda has been found

Who is mr beans and what is he doin in olympics. Is he a sport man?...just asking?

Poko *spells word* P O K O poko,lyk how tha fu©k am i supposed to knw. Oh wait poko *spell word backward* okpo fullmeaning *OKPOKORISHI* where's my money

Just imagin It will be a ting of a good if nairalanders get togeda in a club so we can w££d togetha,while watchin sum nl-girlz stripping and poledancing wif muzik playin loud and alcohol,and sum bad nigg@z sittin in the corna tryin to matchup wit whose faze goes with whose p.picture.and then u can see sum pple settlin thr issuse or prblm by fightin,and sum boyz be toasting and all of a sudden u hear a GUNSHOT!. Then u stop imagining and realize that this topic shuld hav never EXIST

iluminati and their wicked ways,mass sacrifice just like 911 http://vigilantcitizen.com/vigilantreport/was-the-batman-shooting-a-ritualistic-murder-carried-out-by-mind-controlled-patsy/

Well we are in an evil world.when evil people run everytin http://vigilantcitizen.com/vigilantreport/was-the-batman-shooting-a-ritualistic-murder-carried-out-by-mind-controlled-patsy/

Eewww peter okoye eating groundnut, eewww justin biber eating popcorn, eewww lil wayne licking lolipop, eewww rickross smoking w££d i taught these celebrity are not human GO GET A LIFE @OP and by the way am eating ofio do u want me to send the picture

kandiikane: Wait, are you forgetting she's an actress? Abi, you have forgotten she plays some movies where she looks like a bush village girl without any makeup and weave?

She still looks HAWT!

PLUG-UGLY PLASTIC FACE BLEACHING B|TCH

kandiikane: Na your face u dey ew, not me.

dat grl looks so fake beauty to me,obiviously tanks to photoshop the pics has been brushed and u dumb guys r fallin 4 her eeeww! when u will c her natural ugliness is when her photoshop license expires

kandiikane: Obviously, she too wants to get more publicity with this illuminati rubbish so she dey pose illuminati style so she go dey in everyone's mouth(smart girl).

Na my baby sha.

She is my future wife, she just doesn't know it yet.

eeewww disgusting

Sisi_Kill: Lmao! Okay that cracked me up!!!

whateva

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Obviously this was a delibarate play on the whole Ganesha thingy (Jeez, one would think the god of everything boldly written on the mag will give it away). . . just when you have people starting to take you seriously, you go and pull such an ignorant move and splat. . .it's back to what a joke for y'all.

By the way, Ganesha is a Hindu deity. . .in case you don't know and before you shout Illuminati on that, be ready to include the Ogun, Ekwensu, Bagiro etc worshipers to the group.

ILLUMINATI i've opened my mouth and shout it again ILLUMINATI

Illuminati girl am sure whizkid introduce her to it

Weird beach,orgly sumtin she looks so plastic sugrey.is she illumina...or is she just claming