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yo mama tie wrapper dey find d back pocket.

yo mama toto get airport.

yo mama fat so tey ur papa dey steal her pant use am dey sew suit.

dont u know who i am. .am the JUGGERNUT B1TCH -x men 3

the guy in TERMINATOR 2 and the girl inTERMINATOR 3
the smith -MATRIX
dr octopus and green goblin-SPIDER MAN
juggernut-X MEN (LAST STAND)
the vampire guy in-BLADE 1
tripple H -BLADE 3

. . .*still thinking*. . .

darken rahl is my man

gun dont kill people,people kill people-vin disel in 2fast 2furious
scorpion and sub -zero deadliest of enemies but slave under my power-shang tusang in mortal kombat

VETLAND SENIOR GRAMMER SCHOOL @agege
IWORO AJIDO MODEL COLLEGE @badagry

mine are
sylar-HEROES
scorpion and subzero-MORTAL KOMBAT
joker-BATMAN
venom-SPIDERMAN
darken rahl-LEGEND OF THE SEEKER

am comin back 4 more

everyday is a story 4 n1 that attended IWORO AJIDO HIGH SCHOOL@badagry.
d day i will neva 4get is when we all went 2 bath and as i just rub soap on my face,these bad pple just pour my wata 4 ground take my boxers and towel,shei i dey there shout wit d soap wey dey my body and the well is @ the back of girls hostel. . .while odas are in the class learning im in the bathroom crying and swearing 4 d person dat did dat tin 2 me,i stayed in the bathroom til 5:00 pm
menh i sufa in dat prison no be small

will i say u are half right cause the answer is floppy disc

shld i say the answer

as a child i taught dat matches was very expensive
and i call UNCOUNTABLE (OGATABLE)

and i dont eat chicken cause i taught it will do coo-coo-ru-coo in my stomach

vick u are very correct. . .i guess the second 1 is giving u headache

yeah that 1 is hard 4 sure

Another one 4 u guys.
What 5 letter word
can be rearranged 3
times to get 3
different words each
containing 1 more
syllable? The word
has no duplicates of
letters
1)----- 1 syllable
2)----- 2 syllable
3)----- 3 syllable

You write on me and secrets I can keep In places never seen, I spin like a top;
Though stiff as a
board, I'm often
described like a mop.
What am I?

apo. . .what KISS MY CHOCOLATE A$$

sledgehead wetin be your problem?
the only tin wey i go tell u,na make u go meet your mama,turn her upside down,comot her pant(if she dey wear pant sef,cos i know say na plantain leaf she dey wear) then start 2 dey smell her yansh and if u dey smell am dey tell her toto say hhhmmm your yansh dey smell
useless S.O.A.B

to every1 that solve the maths riddle or question kudos 2 u. .dat question
was 4 vick.

sledgehead i say make u grace my page 4 me?

studio mugu homos£xual wey no go school
shey i dey talk 2 u? ode. . .u no go mind ur own problem

vick my man u are right. . .check dis out!

Frank weighs half as
much as John, and
Hubert weighs three
times as much as
Frank. Their combined
weight is 720 pounds.
How much does each
man weigh?

GREETINGS TO EVERY
ladies and gentlemen
b1tch£s and n1ggas
mutha4ukers and fatha4uckers
gay and lesbian
dude and babe
witches and wizards
kings and queen
grandpa and grandma.
IN THA HOUSE HOW UNA DEY

sledgehead u chop witch abi witch chop u. . .no let make i face u cos u go think say na catapillar jam u,dont switch dis thread of it name or do u want me to rename it to brain twisting insults so
just respect ur old age and shut-up

vick pls show 406 the nearest exit
u are right ROMAN NUMERAL
but WOMAN is wrong

and 2 u 406 there is no mail on sunday,so it's the maid

vick my man u got it 3 GBOSA 4 U I'v maths riddle 4u
When one does not
know what it is, then it
is something; but when
one knows what it is,
then it is nothing.

This is 4u vick23 anotha maths riddle.
Prove that half of
twelve is seven and half
of thirteen is eight.

u are damm right EYAH. .3GBOSA 4U e no eazy. . .now u feel like the smartest. . .
but i bet u u cant answer this
Are you good at
math? Complete the
last two in this
sequence: 1=3, 2=3,
3=5, 4=4, 5=4, 6=3, 7=5,
8=5, 9=4, 10=3, 11=?,
12=?

srry my man VICK23 u were late

I think CENTER OF GRAVITY riddle is hard 4 u guys
should i say the answer?

@406 the answer u gave is correct apart from LIFE

@VIC23 think again man

@sledge406 u are right bout SAWDUST but sum1 had already anser the ICEBLOCK what is left is the 1ST ONE

md4real:
He jumpd off an ice block which melted b4 d cops arrived. (Too much tv d wory me)

u got it!
wat bout the others

lil johnny is a rockstar he does and say all sort silly things check dis out

LittleJohnny, on a day
when he was being
particularly reckless,
was playing in the
backyard one morning.
Soon, some honeybees
started swirling around,
annoying little Johnny.
He began stomping on
them in his temper.
His father caught him
trampling the
honeybees, and after a
brief moment of
thought said, "That's it!
No honey for you for
one month!"
Later that afternoon,
Johnny pondered upon
some butterflies, and
soon started catching
them and crushing
them under his feet. His
father again caught
him, and after a brief
moment of thought,
said, "No butter for you
for one month!"
Early that evening,
Johnny's mother was
cooking dinner, and got
jumpy when
cockroaches started
scurrying around the
kitchen floor. She began
stomping on them one
by one until all the
cockroaches were
dead. Johnny's mother
looked up to find
Johnny and his father
standing there
watching her. To which
Johnny said,"Are you
going to tell her, daddy,
or do you want me to?"

3 GBOSA 4 THOSE WHO GOT IT
GBOSA! GBOSA!! GBOSA!!!
test ur I.Q again

I am the center of
gravity, hold a capital
situation in Vienna, and
as I am foremost in
every victory, am allowed by all to be
invaluable. Though I am
invisible, I am clearly
seen in the midst of a
river. I could name
three who are in love
with me and have three
associates in vice. It is
vain that you seek me
for I have long been in
heaven yet even now lie
embalmed in the grave.
What am I?

Two cops walked into a
room with no windows
and found a dead man
who obviously hung
himself from the
ceiling, though they
couldn't figure out how.
There was no chair
beneath him that he
might have jumped off
of, or a table. Just a
puddle of water. How'd
he do it?

As I went across the
bridge, I met a man with
a load of wood which
was neither straight
nor crooked. What kind
of wood was it?

Danja4sure:
2 and half melons and 4 the second men private part

BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME

yeah a pineapple @eyah now try these

Farmer Brown came to
town with some
watermelons. He sold
half of them plus half a
melon, and found that
he had one whole melon
left. How many melons
did he take to town?

The more there is the
less you see.

The Pope has it but he
does not use it. Your
father has it but your
mother uses it. Nuns do
not need it. Your lady
friend's husband has it
and she uses it. What is
it?